Good advice, but will be ignored.
[QUOTE=Howard5354;1535008]Stay with the ladies you know are real and stop trying to find Helen of Troy. Remember, she got the Trojans fucked up.[/QUOTE]Howard, you are absolutely right. Not only stay with the ladies you know, but stay with those that are highly reviewed.
If we could do that, we'd all be sticking with our wives, girlfriends, significant others, nieces, kid's babysitters or whatever. Unfortunately we're mongers. We got to fuck some strange pussy, even if it's just a little stranger than the pussy we just fucked. Take Mercades for example. Is there a cuter girl with a more bangin' body that's freaky, loves what she does and loves what you do? FUCK NO! None, nada, zip, zilch. Once you sample her bodacious booty, lick that delicious coochie, watch her squirt as she cums the 5th time for you, and takes every opportunity to rock your world, why would you ever look anywhere else?
Because you saw the next b1tch in a strip club! Another was walking down Badger with no bra on. Because she posted on backpage using fake pics. Because she WASN'T Mercades.
Don't ask me why I do it, but I believe that's the one constant amongst all mongers. Got to hit the stray stuff. Sure, there may be a few guys out there that stick with one, but I bet they're few and far between as far as hobbyists go. So I'll keep TOFTT and writing about it here.
Cooch.
God bless you all.
PS I'll keep on danglin' my worm in unknown waters hoping to catch the one that got away, but I won't complain that they're using fake pics.
Search for the next Mercadades in on now.
I made a last minute appointment with her right before she was leaving. Everything was packed. She may return but she is gone. Now I am searching for her replacement. Lexis, her former partner is here, but she is not a viable replacement. I have been knowing M for about two years, have even got a booty call on credit. Any potential candidates?
[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1535499]Howard, you are absolutely right. Not only stay with the ladies you know, but stay with those that are highly reviewed.
If we could do that, we'd all be sticking with our wives, girlfriends, significant others, nieces, kid's babysitters or whatever. Unfortunately we're mongers. We got to fuck some strange pussy, even if it's just a little stranger than the pussy we just fucked. Take Mercades for example. Is there a cuter girl with a more bangin' body that's freaky, loves what she does and loves what you do? FUCK NO! None, nada, zip, zilch. Once you sample her bodacious booty, lick that delicious coochie, watch her squirt as she cums the 5th time for you, and takes every opportunity to rock your world, why would you ever look anywhere else?
Because you saw the next b1tch in a strip club! Another was walking down Badger with no bra on. Because she posted on backpage using fake pics. Because she WASN'T Mercades.
Don't ask me why I do it, but I believe that's the one constant amongst all mongers. Got to hit the stray stuff. Sure, there may be a few guys out there that stick with one, but I bet they're few and far between as far as hobbyists go. So I'll keep TOFTT and writing about it here.
Cooch.
God bless you all.
PS I'll keep on danglin' my worm in unknown waters hoping to catch the one that got away, but I won't complain that they're using fake pics.[/QUOTE]
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I Think I Died and Went to Heaven
Big tits? Sure I like them, who doesn't? Big round booty? Of course! Can't get enough! Clean, tasty cooter? Man, I'm there.
But, [b]HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED! [/b] I think I've found my perfect girl!
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Now just so you know, she has big tits and a big round booty too.
Digits for seniors and traders.
Cooch.
God bless you all.
Stay away from this one, she constantly advertises in "Escort" section
Stay away from "Specials with this sexy bruntette in / out. A little about myself, I'm Honest, discreet [sic]." that was her ad on Friday. She constantly advertises in the Escort section on Backpage yet only does Body Rubs, never full service. Thus, she's an implied ripoff. Stay away. (I'm having trouble copying the link to her post on Backpage, sorry. But if you poke around on Madison Escorts on Backpage you'll find who I'm talking about, she has sandy blonde hair and does fish lips in one of her pics)
[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-with-this-sexy-brunette-inout-28/3719256[/url]
Anyone seen Layla in Sun Prairie lately
Hi,
Anyone seen Layla in Sun Prairie lately? She has not returned my emails ans phone calls for a while and I am wondering what happened as she always gets back to me.
Interesting; destroys the stereotype
[QUOTE=Coochie Eater; 1811120]Years ago, I took a program at the RS with a black girl. To my delight and surprise, she was lactating. Sweet, delicious milk dripped from those dark nipples as I ate her pussy to orgasm. I loved the sight of the whiteness of her baby's breakfast as it flowed down her chest and belly to pool up in her navel. I drank deeply from those black fountains. On my next visit I was depressed to find she'd quit the RS, but lo and behold, she surfaced at the Geisha! Her tits were round and firm, not from being engorged, but from being enhanced. She'd had a boob job because her tits got saggy after breastfeeding. They looked nice, but they weren't the same. I chewed on them anyway, because, well, because that's what I do. Not long after that she left the Geisha house and the business. I was sad.
But I was shopping at Copp's on the south side one day, and there she was in the produce section. I was genuinely glad to see her, and I approached her with a smile.
[b]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [/b]
I'm surprised she didn't shout "RAPE" or something. I mean, Jesus, it's not like I yelled "WH0RE" at the top of my lungs. I tried to be as discreet as I could be, saying "Hey, how ya doing? I haven't seen you for a while." I mean, she coulda been my kid's second grade teacher for all anyone knew.
So running into a provider while shopping isn't a social treat. It's more like a social disease. So now when I see a girl out, I let them come up to me. Most often they don't.
Oh well, we all have secrets.
Coochie Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Interesting story, and it destroys the stereotype of the hobbyist who's the one who gives the cold shoulder to the provider in public. I always knew this was a bit of fiction. It's generally the providers who want nothing to do with hobbyists in public. They have no problem sucking up all that cash but see them in public and they shun you like a leper riddled with scabies.
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Do you know these two girls?
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Has anyone seen this girl
[url]http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-me-hotand-im-jus-wat-ur-lookin-4-23/8625046[/url]
I believe that she is legit. My regular is acting funny. So its time to hunt for her replacement.