McFarland massage terrible 2 out of 3.
The odds are against you if you go here. Went this week. Terrible. Called in advance and asked for masseuse I had last time. She said ok but when I got there, I was told she no longer worked there. I made mistake by taking chance and wasted money. Poor massage, teasing, stopped massage early at 35 minutes (paid for hour). She continued for 50 minutes (out of 60) after I complained. She still stopped short of 60 minutes (50 minutes), no HE and had nerve to ask for tip. I have had hundreds of massages over the years and am fine with lack of HE if massage excellent. This was by far the worst massage experience I have had, even worse than West side Asian massage parlor.
McFarland is just like all the rest, now.
I have had several fine experiences in McF since it opened, but, Tuesday, it was just like Gammon, Milwaukee, or Sun Prairie. Touching, but covered, playful in the shower, but, no major fun, and self serve to boot. Might as well go to one of the hair salons that offer massage, or go to the HMO and fake an injury, or, just stay home and watch the dvr. Has anybody tried Watertown or Janesville to see if those are worth the trip? Has anybody had experience with, or heard of experiences with Seeking Arrangement, or any other of the hook up sites? I think that the arrests mentioned in the North east wisconsin forrums may have startled some of the parlors, but, don't see much point in the Madison AMP. Good luck, happy hunting!