Massage Parlor Reports

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I wish they would have a view of the different massage ladies so you could just order one up. I still cant believe they have a website. LOL!

I guess the mamasan was bored and had some time to whip one up for all of us joyous customers.

I can vouche for Aloha on Ulmerton for good service, I was just wondering why on the whole site it doesnt give an actual massage license number that they are actually working under. Heck somebody there has to be legit wouldnt you guys think??

Happy Hunting..[


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It's been 9months since I've been there and S*****(hottest Asian I've seen at an MP) gave me a fake hard time about it. LOL

First ** with anyone there and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for holding out so long. 160 after getting 20 taken off after backing up a statement I made to her during negotiations. Hehe I love anxiety meds.

PM for details.

Is there a way for me to change my screen name? The wifes been snooping lately. Dumb move picking one she would actually recognize.

If you contact Jackson or go under FAQ you can reach him. He will take care of it for you. I would use CC Cleaner if I were you and clear everything out of your browser with that software.

Hopefully she doesnt have a Keylogger on your computer and shes not watching every dam thing you type. Alot of keyloggers I have found are started by going to start and then click run and then a popup will appear wanting a password for access.

So just becareful or she will be bum rushing you with info you dont want her to have..

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Blazin 74]It's been 9months since I've been there and S*****(hottest Asian I've seen at an MP) gave me a fake hard time about it. LOL

First ** with anyone there and now I'm kicking myself in the ass for holding out so long. 160 after getting 20 taken off after backing up a statement I made to her during negotiations. Hehe I love anxiety meds.

PM for details.

Is there a way for me to change my screen name? The wifes been snooping lately. Dumb move picking one she would actually recognize.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]If you contact Jackson or go under FAQ you can reach him. He will take care of it for you. I would use CC Cleaner if I were you and clear everything out of your browser with that software.

Hopefully she doesnt have a Keylogger on your computer and shes not watching every dam thing you type. Alot of keyloggers I have found are started by going to start and then click run and then a popup will appear wanting a password for access.

So just becareful or she will be bum rushing you with info you dont want her to have..

Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]Get search and destroy spybot

It will show you the location of any software that keep records etc and then tell you where it is located so you can go and delete it.

I had to do a wipe of all my free mail accts and chage passes to everything due to aminor mistake I made.

I don't have much to worry about but it sure beats the hassle for the next year of hearing "where you going? To see that ***** I BET! "

And beats saying um NO. Its a rub and tug!

I made it across the bay to Aloha Spa off Ulmerton.

I got there a little before noon. Mamasan told me to come back in an hour. I went to lunch and was shown in. I got an hour's massage for $80. TS by mamasan and then she showed in Bebe. 5'4" maybe 110 lbs, very cute, sweet, very soft skin, and pretty good English. She gave a mediocre massage.

On the flip, she verified that I had been to a spa before, then negotiated. After she got more comfortable, she tossed some salad but I was not interested in that. We did some algebra and turned CBJ into the number 69. She turned out to be a cowgirl and showed me how she rides. Then, things went doggy to end.

Things were very nice and made for a nice day. There was a little up-sell, but I didn't mind. All told, not bad for about $$.

Friday was a busy night at the Pine Tree Spa in Largo. I got out of there feeling refreshed and completely drained for 1.80 FS!

Saw my favorite girl ever, Sophie! She was hot and sweet! A real "take charge" chick!

The other attendant came in to my room but left quickly. I think her name is Victoria. Hot body but not as pretty as Sophie.

If you're looking for a hot chick and great service, you have to visit Pine Tree.

I tried Body Temple a while back and had "Jenny from Dallas". I'm guessing she was 40's about 5'3" ... a bit enhanced. I think they all come from Korea that way now.

Got there just before closing time so things were a bit rushed. Had an OK ts that might have been better if I got there with more time. She did provide a great lecture about the pacific rim that I really enjoyed and I opted for the standard HE. CBJ was definitely on the menu and perhaps more but I didn't partake. Overall a 6 or 10 but only because of the pacific rim tour. Tipped .4 plus .7 fee at door for hr.

Looking for a new experience. Please pm me with any recommendations.

CB

Well guys I was astonished at what I dreamnt about last night.

Amazed

I dreamed I visted the spring spa at ulmerton and belcher road.

I went in and and low and behold a amazing gal named "pm me for name" was standing there.

About 35yrs. 115lbs. Beautiful tits inflated and amazing.

Well I had seen her before at another location and only did the rub and tug but this time she was a bit more upfront about her services.

I walked in and dropped a hund and after the negos. I droped another hun. So the end total was 2 hun which I wasnt happy with but hell I had a good week and the extra hun wasnt really a issue. This could be had for less if ngod properly

Well let me tell you I was totally flabergasted at the acrobatics that I witnessed and the extra mile she went and her enthusiasm leel.

I spent the next half hour being a star of my favorite movie and her clean and just dam beautiful self was amazing. If I'm rambling its because I am.

Well I got a nice 10 min massage while little johnny was becoming more and more attentive then the fun began and it was just like the movies. Moving from one spot to the next. So after about a 30 min all was finished and I was cleaned up like a true asian palace king.

So I am Hi fiving myself in the mirrior because this is shit I only read about that never happens to me at this level as sometimes I feel like fuck I could have jacked my shitt off and saved my moola but not this time I was totaly fine and no regrets. So she walks back in and tells me to lie down again. Well I then got a massage that was pretty dam good but hey I'm biased after the recent events of the evening haha.

But I must say if anyone can vist this gal just pm me for her name she went by and you will not be dissapointed.

Based on TampaDave's report, and some previous positive references, I ambled down to Aloha on Ulmerton this afternoon. Greeted at window by mama, then parked in sauna for about 10 minutes. Then mama administered TS, which was satisfactory. One strange aspect: after initial soaping and rinse while lying on back, she applied another liquid of some sort and rubbed it all over. First time I've ever encountered that anywhere, but what do I know? Then to room, where BeBe soon appeared. Mediocre massage, followed by stress relief. There was some salad-tossing, which is the first time I've ever had that. Heard about it a lot, but never experienced it firsthand. I didn't mind it none. Then she crawled over me to start a CBJ, conveniently offering me a box lunch, which was delightful. Between partaking of the box lunch, and her ministrations, I reached the promised land very quickly. She was actually disappointed that we arrived before we played boom-boom. She reminded me that next time we need to remember the boom-box. The cost was similar to Dave's, $$. This is rather higher than Osaka used to be, but in times of famine a man does what he has to do to survive. Aloha has my seal of approval.

Hey man you need to jump off that high horse of yours.

You sound like a complete asshole. You keep bitching about people not having enough posts under their belt blah blah blah like you're some grand master poster yourself. Trying to catch up to the big boy posters like R. C. By being a mouthy ass? You assume anyone who has less than 20 posts is an annoying cop? Pretty fucking ignorant.

You make a post about a pleasurable experience and then ***** about someone asking you for information privately? You don't want to answer a pm don't answer it. Or tell them not to ask you for info again. If you can't do either then don't post about your wonderful experiences.

"I want to take the time to tell people who read these posts. " Get the fuck outta here. Don't act like a "*****", like your Queen shit around here and give us your special bitchy post about how many pm's you get.

I hope you "real" senior members don't take offense at this response. I call it like I see it. Mr. Bitchslap is like that kid in school who wants to hang out with the big boys (you real SR. Posters), so he bullies the little boys (those of us with fewer posts) to make himself more. Whatever.

DISCLAIMER: Haven't had weed for 3 days, and thus cannot be held responsible for foul language, name calling, and acting as Bitchy as Bitchslap.

Peace

JB

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]I want to take the time to tell people who read these post or atleast my post...

If you have never ever ever posted or offered a example of your escapade ... or have no POST as in like less then 20 and there all replys like Yea nice find or great catch. 20 of these are not contributing to the fourm

I will not tell you gals names unless you contribute.

Stop asking with 2 post or 20 post and there all 3 word posts...

God dam cops are annoying[/QUOTE]

I don't like to post something that distracts from the main focus of this site but felt I needed to.

I can understand where some might think that way or be hesitant to provide info, however some of us don't have as much free time or the ability to combine "the hunt" with work and so are not able to post as many if any reports that might have helpful info for others and so we don't.

As for info on this site. I find it hard to get much info to help me on my quest some have gave some other sites to check out and I thank them. All I want is some help in finding somebody to provide relief of my stress and to be happy so I'm not starting any fights.

Quote from Bitchslap: I want to take the time to tell people who read these post or atleast my post...

If you have never ever ever posted or offered a example of your escapade ... or have no POST as in like less then 20 and there all replys like Yea nice find or great catch. 20 of these are not contributing to the fourm.

I will not tell you gals names unless you contribute.

Stop asking with 2 post or 20 post and there all 3 word posts.

God dam cops are annoying

New to the AMPs, any special negotiation needed or words needed to convey what you wanted? I've driven by there dozens of times just never had the nerve to go. When I was younger I went to a massage parlor on Busch, which has since closed and enjoyed a wonderful dream where this total hottie danced for me and helped me with a HJ was expensive but at the age I was I gave it gladly. The whole time I spent waiting before she came in the first time and then left and came in again I was just completely nervous afraid of being scammed or caught in some kind of trap set by the cops, but left relieved and happy. Tried to go back later on in the year and they were shut down and ever since never been to a massage parlor of any kind. Just looking for some pointers and good places.

Thanks

[QUOTE=John Kelly] Greeted at window by mama, then parked in sauna for about 10 minutes. Then mama administered TS, which was satisfactory. One strange aspect: after initial soaping and rinse while lying on back, she applied another liquid of some sort and rubbed it all over. First time I've ever encountered that anywhere, but what do I know? Then to room, where BeBe soon appeared. Mediocre massage, followed by stress relief. Aloha has my seal of approval.[/QUOTE]

This is what I'm talking about. If he doesnt want us to pm him then put that he doesnt want responses from his posts if you less than whatever. I mean he says to pm him and all wtf! Why act like some stupid mf who wants every one to believe his posts with nothing to back it up?

This should be the last time I wander off the topic of this site. Thanks to all the real sr posters out there without the valuable info you share we would all be high n' dry.

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]I want to take the time to tell people who read these post or atleast my post.

If you have never ever ever posted or offered a example of your escapade ... or have no POST as in like less then 20 and there all replys like Yea nice find or great catch. 20 of these are not contributing to the fourm

I will not tell you gals names unless you contribute.

Stop asking with 2 post or 20 post and there all 3 word posts...

God dam cops are annoying[/QUOTE]

Visited Spring spa after seeing Bitchslap's dream about them and was very very happy. I think my dream was exactly the same as his except mine set me back $.8 total.

I had her name but never asked for her and never needed to. Just go visit if your interested and see how it goes and report back. If your doubting Bitchslap's dream then don't go but, I am backing him up and hope to have the dream again.

Scooter

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]Well guys I was astonished at what I dreamnt about last night.

Amazed

I dreamed I visted the spring spa at ulmerton and belcher road.

I went in and and low and behold a amazing gal named "pm me for name" was standing there.

About 35yrs. 115lbs. Beautiful tits inflated and amazing.

Well I had seen her before at another location and only did the rub and tug but this time she was a bit more upfront about her services.

I walked in and dropped a hund and after the negos. I droped another hun. So the end total was 2 hun which I wasnt happy with but hell I had a good week and the extra hun wasnt really a issue. This could be had for less if ngod properly

Well let me tell you I was totally flabergasted at the acrobatics that I witnessed and the extra mile she went and her enthusiasm leel.

I spent the next half hour being a star of my favorite movie and her clean and just dam beautiful self was amazing. If I'm rambling its because I am.

Well I got a nice 10 min massage while little johnny was becoming more and more attentive then the fun began and it was just like the movies. Moving from one spot to the next. So after about a 30 min all was finished and I was cleaned up like a true asian palace king.

So I am Hi fiving myself in the mirrior because this is shit I only read about that never happens to me at this level as sometimes I feel like fuck I could have jacked my shitt off and saved my moola but not this time I was totaly fine and no regrets. So she walks back in and tells me to lie down again. Well I then got a massage that was pretty dam good but hey I'm biased after the recent events of the evening haha.

But I must say if anyone can vist this gal just pm me for her name she went by and you will not be dissapointed.[/QUOTE]

Look at this post from a senior member in the Orlando forum;

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=640694&postcount=1434[/url]


[QUOTE=Throb Hard]New to the AMPs, any special negotiation needed or words needed to convey what you wanted? I've driven by there dozens of times just never had the nerve to go. When I was younger I went to a massage parlor on Busch, which has since closed and enjoyed a wonderful dream where this total hottie danced for me and helped me with a HJ was expensive but at the age I was I gave it gladly. The whole time I spent waiting before she came in the first time and then left and came in again I was just completely nervous afraid of being scammed or caught in some kind of trap set by the cops, but left relieved and happy. Tried to go back later on in the year and they were shut down and ever since never been to a massage parlor of any kind. Just looking for some pointers and good places.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I didn't mean to imply his post wasn't true. I've actually read many of his past posts and he offers great info about his dreams. If I did not believe him I'd never have sent him a pm for some info.

My problem is with his high and mighty attitude towards members with less posts than him. He's always saying some smart ass shit to people who don't know proper etiquette on this forum instead of being helpful to them.

He could of very politely told me he wouldn't give me info until I had more posts and I wouldn't have said a word.

Some of us have wives and kids and aren't able to go running all over as much as others, and that makes the guys with few posts cops? Fucking idiot.

I have never had any problems with "REAL" Sr. Members with triple and quadruple the posts that he has, They have all answered my PM's with no problems whatsoever and some great info. I thank you guys for that by the way.

Get real Bitchslap, a cop isn't going to waste his time PM'ing some asshole for info because you already posted the when and where. For someone with "so much experience" as you, you sure do like to show your ignorance. Please stop letting everyone know how stupid you are.

I asked you if there was an American girl instead of An Asian because I live right down the road from them but hadn't stopped in because last time the asian lady was 100yrs old.

You used the PM to jump on your soapbox and tell everyone how cool you are because all these stupid newbs are pming you after your post. What did you expect to happen? You have more posts LOL.

You need to be Bitchslapped, because you surely won't recognize when you're wrong much less apologize for being a Prick.

[QUOTE=Scooter68]Visited Spring spa after seeing Bitchslap's dream about them and was very very happy. I think my dream was exactly the same as his except mine set me back $.8 total.

I had her name but never asked for her and never needed to. Just go visit if your interested and see how it goes and report back. If your doubting Bitchslap's dream then don't go but, I am backing him up and hope to have the dream again.

Scooter[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]Well guys I was astonished at what I dreamnt about last night.

Amazed

I dreamed I visted the spring spa at ulmerton and belcher road.

I went in and and low and behold a amazing gal named "pm me for name" was standing there.

About 35yrs. 115lbs. Beautiful tits inflated and amazing.

Well I had seen her before at another location and only did the rub and tug but this time she was a bit more upfront about her services.

I walked in and dropped a hund and after the negos. I droped another hun. So the end total was 2 hun which I wasnt happy with but hell I had a good week and the extra hun wasnt really a issue. This could be had for less if ngod properly

Well let me tell you I was totally flabergasted at the acrobatics that I witnessed and the extra mile she went and her enthusiasm leel.

I spent the next half hour being a star of my favorite movie and her clean and just dam beautiful self was amazing. If I'm rambling its because I am.

Well I got a nice 10 min massage while little johnny was becoming more and more attentive then the fun began and it was just like the movies. Moving from one spot to the next. So after about a 30 min all was finished and I was cleaned up like a true asian palace king.

So I am Hi fiving myself in the mirrior because this is shit I only read about that never happens to me at this level as sometimes I feel like fuck I could have jacked my shitt off and saved my moola but not this time I was totaly fine and no regrets. So she walks back in and tells me to lie down again. Well I then got a massage that was pretty dam good but hey I'm biased after the recent events of the evening haha.

But I must say if anyone can vist this gal just pm me for her name she went by and you will not be dissapointed.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha...Pissed that I didn't get his pm sooner. Bitchslap, I owe you big time for sending me to a truly mind blowing incredible experience !!! This girl was incredible and more FUN than I ever had at any amp. Sweet, sexy, saucy, adventurous, acrobatic, bawdy, multi-talented, smart, GFE, responsive, enthusiastic, she went the extra mile to assure that I was very satisfied.

Words can not describe it. 60 minutes of pure pleasure from the first kiss at the door, through the incredible table shower, to the massage, through all the preliminaries to the toe curling Grand Finale. A truly great time for $$ and well worth every penny. Bitchslap, you are da man!!! Thanks again !!!

CB

ps- thanks to Scooter68 for his info as well. Scooter said "I hope to have this dream again". Me too, if my heart and other body parts can handle it.

You are very welcome CB. I'll be re-living that dream again this week.

Scooter

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Hahaha...Pissed that I didn't get his pm sooner. Bitchslap, I owe you big time for sending me to a truly mind blowing incredible experience !!! This girl was incredible and more FUN than I ever had at any amp. Sweet, sexy, saucy, adventurous, acrobatic, bawdy, multi-talented, smart, GFE, responsive, enthusiastic, she went the extra mile to assure that I was very satisfied.

Words can not describe it. 60 minutes of pure pleasure from the first kiss at the door, through the incredible table shower, to the massage, through all the preliminaries to the toe curling Grand Finale. A truly great time for $$ and well worth every penny. Bitchslap, you are da man!!! Thanks again !!!

CB

ps- thanks to Scooter68 for his info as well. Scooter said "I hope to have this dream again". Me too, if my heart and other body parts can handle it.[/QUOTE]

I decided to try Aloha at Ulmerton last weekend, just for a change of pace. Let me tell you, it was well worth the trip. I got there and there was some remodeling going on, but I was the only customer. The mamasan introduced me to BeBe, a 5'5" young hottie. She is very thin, but extremely toned with amazing legs.

BeBe gave me the TS and spent the time askig me the usual, "Have you been here before? When were you here? Who did you see? " After I answered her to her satisfaction and the average TS was done, we went back to the room. This is what puts Aloha over the top for me, these rooms are very spacious, with a mirror set on the wall behind the massage table. I negotiated a bit with her to bring her down from the $$ she wanted.

We started with me face down and a sensual journey to the pacific rim, followed by CBJ and 69. She went into a very theatrical cowgirl, giving me a good show and even semming to do it for herself as she was watching us in the mirror for most of the time. It ended, as theses things normally do, by going to the dogs (or doggie, as the case may be).

I have to say thank you to all the posters that tipped me to this place, as it was well worth the trip over the bridge.

Another disappointing time at the 5th Ave joint.

I really don't know why I think it is going to get better.

I went early. 10: 30am. Yimmi wasn't there so I was stuck. 40ish Korean. Decent. About 6 of 10.

TS OK. Then a lackluster 20 minute massage then the flip. Asked for 200 for FS.

PLEASE

Negotiated down to 140. Another lackluster performance. Rushed. Overall I was disappointed again. I've said it before, but this really had to be last time. With the 80 at the door, I'm out 220 and wanted my money back.

YMMV but I would have to recommend someplace else.

Yee Gads!

I had a very similar dream to the ones previously reported about Spring. I guess I must be spending too much time RTFF! I cannot wait to have that dream again.

Let's be careful out there!

My first post woopee not a super savy PC guy but I have been into the hobby for about ten years and have posts under the same name on The Doggie and TER.
Im like Jonny Cash I've been everywhere man. I have been to every AMP in tampa past and present and have been in every room at Osaka back in the day. I was there so much I must have passed by some of you guys in the parking lot.

I have also done the nickel tour of most of the shops and incall girls as well never done the outcall thing to much. I dream alot so every post after this will on topic I will earn my chops the hard way with posts.

Thank You

I called "Brittany" out of the paper and was advised it was a MP. I asked who all was working, she gave me 4 names. I was happy to be able to choose at this new establishment. She would not give me an exact location over the phone, she said i have to call when i got close for more info.

Finally i get there and immediately got a sinking feeling. The place was harsh, neighborhood was as well. I go in and enjoy a whiff of mold and febreeze. Greeted by the woman i spoke with and she reluctantly told me she was the only one there, that she uses different names for fantasy play. WTF?

I didn't stay, of course. But as for looks, she's a 3, body a 7, adittude a -9. Quoted an "all-inclusive" price of 250. Yea, no thanks! Don't waste your time fellas.

[QUOTE=Beliblis]My first post woopee not a super savy PC guy but I have been into the hobby for about ten years and have posts under the same name on The Doggie and TER.
Im like Jonny Cash I've been everywhere man. I have been to every AMP in tampa past and present and have been in every room at Osaka back in the day. I was there so much I must have passed by some of you guys in the parking lot.

I have also done the nickel tour of most of the shops and incall girls as well never done the outcall thing to much. I dream alot so every post after this will on topic I will earn my chops the hard way with posts.

Thank You[/QUOTE]
As long as you are not reporting about "A Boy Named Sue", any Johnny Cash fan is welcome here. LOL Unfortunately, I missed the "Osaka Golden Era", but I read the stories here and it must have really been an incredible experience. It sounds like you have had a lot of good experiences to share.

CB

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush] Unfortunately, I missed the "Osaka Golden Era", but I read the stories here and it must have really been an incredible experience. It sounds like you have had a lot of good experiences to share. [/QUOTE]Osaka is to Tampa, as CH2 is to Philly. In the case of Philly, there is now a CH3, so lets hope Tampa gets an Osaka 2.

Sorry if I lost everyone, but there has to be a Philly monger here who will understand where I'm coming from.

As I read your post was I was thinking dam I must be getting older and older quicker than I like to think when you mentioned The Great Johnny Cash.

So I took a little break and watched it myself to bring back some good ole days.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eI4BumtpfA[/url]

Im sure if you passed me in the parking lots we have seen one another many times.LOL!

Look forward to your post and once again welcome aboard the H-Train!

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Beliblis]My first post woopee not a super savy PC guy but I have been into the hobby for about ten years and have posts under the same name on The Doggie and TER.
Im like Jonny Cash I've been everywhere man. I have been to every AMP in tampa past and present and have been in every room at Osaka back in the day. I was there so much I must have passed by some of you guys in the parking lot.

I have also done the nickel tour of most of the shops and incall girls as well never done the outcall thing to much. I dream alot so every post after this will on topic I will earn my chops the hard way with posts.

Thank You[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=T Amp A]Osaka is to Tampa, as CH2 is to Philly. In the case of Philly, there is now a CH3, so lets hope Tampa gets an Osaka 2.

Sorry if I lost everyone, but there has to be a Philly monger here who will understand where I'm coming from.[/QUOTE]I've been to I, II, and III. So, I hear where you're coming from. There's about 25 places up there in Philly that would compare to Osaka in service alone, we won't get into looks because it's not even close. Picture getting Yoshiko quality girls but hotter for $160 total. NYC, Philly, and DC is the massage capitol of this country.

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Yee Gads!

I had a very similar dream to the ones previously reported about Spring. I guess I must be spending too much time RTFF! I cannot wait to have that dream again.

Let's be careful out there![/QUOTE]

Here is my creative writing lesson for today, describing another dream I had.

"It was a nice warm day today, so I took off early. I realized that I had yet another case of Spring Fever. So I went to Spring Spa for some relief of my feverish condition. When I got there, I was experiencing some stiffness. Then a beautiful girl worked my muscles very hard in a variety of positions to help me get completely relaxed. WOW! By the time I left, I didn't have a stiff bone left in my body. What a vigorous workout! I felt totally drained.

Spring Spa is such a welcome change! It is NOT the typical rushed and mechanical amp service by a bored K-girl looking to get you out the door in half the time you have paid for. You get a full 60 minutes of pure heaven. Very personable, GFE sweet, playful, lots of energy, very accommodating. Works hard to make you happy and does! When was the last time going to an amp was really FUN? I had so much FUN there that I am already looking forward to my next dream.

I think others could have this same dream if they can fall asleep by counting sheep. I've found counting about 200 sheep usually does the trick for me."

CB

Took CBs advise and stopped in at Spring.

Think she said her name was Snow White. My be early 40s little chunky but large naturals had me stay. I should have stayed away.

Damn that woman talks WAY too much. Singing stupid songs, wanted me to marry her. Not a relaxing experience at all.

Worst amp massage ever. She does like to rub those big boobs all over you though.

I guess I'm the crazy one for wanted a great massage from a young spinner who knows what she is doing.

She said mamasan was gone shopping for groceries for her to eat to keep up here energy level. She could really stand to skip a few...

Never repeating unless they get quiet young spinners

I too CBs advice too but had a great time with her. She did rub her naturals on me quite a bit. She is a little on the chunky side but I like that. Not really into young spinners. I don't know Joker, maybe she just had an off day or something. I will be repeating.






[QUOTE=NoJokers]Took CBs advise and stopped in at Spring.

Think she said her name was Snow White. My be early 40s little chunky but large naturals had me stay. I should have stayed away.

Damn that woman talks WAY too much. Singing stupid songs, wanted me to marry her. Not a relaxing experience at all.

Worst amp massage ever. She does like to rub those big boobs all over you though.

I guess I'm the crazy one for wanted a great massage from a young spinner who knows what she is doing.

She said mamasan was gone shopping for groceries for her to eat to keep up here energy level. She could really stand to skip a few...

Never repeating unless they get quiet young spinners[/QUOTE]

Thats why we have that term. Look it up in Abbreviations!







[QUOTE=NoJokers]Took CBs advise and stopped in at Spring.

Think she said her name was Snow White. My be early 40s little chunky but large naturals had me stay. I should have stayed away.

Damn that woman talks WAY too much. Singing stupid songs, wanted me to marry her. Not a relaxing experience at all.

Worst amp massage ever. She does like to rub those big boobs all over you though.

I guess I'm the crazy one for wanted a great massage from a young spinner who knows what she is doing.

She said mamasan was gone shopping for groceries for her to eat to keep up here energy level. She could really stand to skip a few...

Never repeating unless they get quiet young spinners[/QUOTE]

Damn I definitely smoke to much weed because I never even noticed that before. lmao.

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]Thats why we have that term. Look it up in Abbreviations![/QUOTE]

In AMPs it also depends on what number of the day you are too. Most girls used to the trade if you are number 1-10 (really good ones can go up to 15) you get their "Me Love You Long Time" service but if you go much more down the line you get the "Me Loved You Long Enough" service.


[QUOTE=Eye Myt]Thats why we have that term. Look it up in Abbreviations![/QUOTE]

I have looked Spring Spa location and I am coming up blank. Can anyone give details on location. I am in Tampa and I want to see other sites.

Troupe joe

I went to Spring. First time in a couple of years. Last time grandmamasan was doing everything and warped me for 6 months. (hell you pay 80 with no refund in sight hoping a young spinner is behind the door).

Anyway. Based on last couple of reports, Went for a look see. She looked pretty hot at the reception desk. Maybe a 7 (I consider Sophia from Pine tree a 9). Once we began, she would not shut up. Kept saying, "How do you do" to my member over and over again. Might be cute the first 2 or 3 times, but by the twentieth you just want to shove something in her mouth to shut her up. I shut her up for awhile. There was no massage, just a lot of tit rubbing on my back that does nothing for me. She went cowgirl, up against the wall and doggy. Did not seem fat from behind at all.

Gave half ass massage after I was done. Offered second pop for more $. If she talked less I might have considered, but the "How do you do" conversations with my pecker were driving me nuts to the point I really wanted to hit her (I am budhist and have not struck anyone in 20+ years).

Not my style. Prefer a mid 30 to 40 that knows how to massage and tease before draining the dragon. Added a notch, but won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Troupe Joe]I have looked Spring Spa location and I am coming up blank. Can anyone give details on location. I am in Tampa and I want to see other sites.

Troupe joe[/QUOTE]
Spring Spa is located in the 7800 block of Ulmerton in a small office park.
A sign is for "SPRING" and just below it "SPA" is visible from Ulmerton.

Directions from I-75 or US 19 and Ulmerton (Route 688)
Take Ulmerton west (e.g. toward the beach). Once you pass Belcher Road, you will see the sign for Spring Spa on the south side (e.g. on the left side of Ulmerton if driving west). You will need to do a U-Turn on Ulmerton and double back. If there are more than 3 cars parked outside you will have an hour wait so drive down Ulmerton and grab a bite to eat, then come back.

Be sure to arrive clean and fresh. [note: you can gargle in the bathroom if you went to out to eat while waiting] Take the table shower. House fee=.8 You know who to ask for (RTFF). Be sure to give her a big hug at the door. Enjoy!

CB

Saw Bebe on Ulmerton. You have about 1 more week to see her. She goes on vacation for a month and will be back in June.

Everything said about her was pretty accurate with the unusual extras. However she does not know how to give a real massage. She just sort of presses down on different parts of your back until she asks how much you got.

She's very pretty, good for the extra service and for a pop. I would consider visiting again but hey, there sounds like there's a couple other places I need to check out.

At least I wasn't the only one who paid for premium gas for half assed mileage. Once again, I like the place just not the specific provider.

[QUOTE=Amperage]I went to Spring. First time in a couple of years. Last time grandmamasan was doing everything and warped me for 6 months. (hell you pay 80 with no refund in sight hoping a young spinner is behind the door).

Anyway. Based on last couple of reports, Went for a look see. She looked pretty hot at the reception desk. Maybe a 7 Once we began, she would not shut up. Kept saying, "How do you do" to my member over and over again. Might be cute the first 2 or 3 times, but by the twentieth you just want to shove something in her mouth to shut her up. I shut her up for awhile. There was no massage, just a lot of tit rubbing on my back that does nothing for me. She went cowgirl, up against the wall and doggy. Did not seem fat from behind at all.

Gave half ass massage after I was done. Offered second pop for more $. If she talked less I might have considered, but the "How do you do" conversations with my pecker were driving me nuts to the point I really wanted to hit her (I am budhist and have not struck anyone in 20+ years).

Not my style. Prefer a mid 30 to 40 that knows how to massage and tease before draining the dragon. Added a notch, but won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

I saw my Park blvd. sweetie tonight. Same draining expirience. She is a 10. Walked out with total .160 damage. well worth it.