Yeah well my idea of good monger
[QUOTE=R Consultant]I'm looking all the time for a new girl for you LM! It takes a little time. Have patience with me.
Happy Hunting,,[/QUOTE]Music is the sound of a hott azzed ho cooing: "can I get a ride"? Not only can she get a paid ride, but her throat will be powerwashed for good measure.
That's my kinda' music!! And if the ho's really good and on her game, I'm liable
to break her back making pound cake!
If you use the girl's room or apartment...
Room or apartment always be careful. Always check bathrooms and closets for prowling boyfriends/dbs! The sad story of Ann Gr****** comes to mind. She was murdered in 2003 at the LaMark Charles where she 'worked'. Her husband, a crackhead like her, would hide in the bathroom to provide security? Apparently his security sucked. She was strangled in bed by a trick we think? Retrial started yesterday for world class dirt bag Richard Berube. Important thing is to have fun, but do it safely. Check hiding places for these sh*theads!
She's got an amazing body for a
[QUOTE=Member #1658]Yeah, Patricia. She's on my no repeat list and it's a shame because she can be a lot of fun. But you never know if she's going to rob you or not. She suckered me out of $40 and no service one night and that was the end of that.[/QUOTE]40 yo, but will rob you if she thinks she'll get away with it? ! I always lay down the rules and pay her after! Otherwise who knows what she'd try? LOL!
Looks like SP po po arrested Pumpkin aka Abigail Pe**** today for trespassing. She's a BIG girl, but knows how to please a python.
I meant to ask you before,
[QUOTE=Peter Rammer] . . . So definitely read and remember, but be prepared for a Nantucket sleigh ride![/QUOTE]when you first posted it, but what in the world is a Nantucket sleigh ride? Is it harder than barefoot water skiing? LOL.
Actually my reference to the
[QUOTE=Rooster46]when you first posted it, but what in the world is a Nantucket sleigh ride? Is it harder than barefoot water skiing? LOL.[/QUOTE]Nantucket sleigh ride merely refers to the 18th century whaler context. Lots of drama and uncertainty with any of these ho's on any given day. Like the whalers who harpooned their prey and were then yanked all over the damn ocean. These fine ladies, if you let them, will drag you all over the damn place. It is claimed that the whales would sometimes pull the boats in excess of 20 mph? ! These dog gamn haws will snatch your azz and yank you around at the speed of light!
I do, however; like the urban dictionarys' idea of a nantucket sleigh ride!
Wow! if only my trouser snake was that big
[QUOTE=R Consultant]I bet if you saw this in your front yard it would wake you up quick!
The largest dead snake ever found, over 50 feet.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU[/url]
Enjoy sperm burpers!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
That certainly was something to see.