Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Guest123]And why would that be? Is there a potential problem with having your keys in a pants pocket that I'm not aware of?
I understand the wallet and large bill precautions, that goes without saying, but your car keys too? Anyone ever hear of someone losing their cars keys? That's a new one by me.

Just wondering

Guest123[/QUOTE]

Guest123,

The pockets in the loose shorts and sweatpants I wear to strip clubs are not very secure. In addition, I have had girls in clubs with one hand on my johnson and the other fishing through my pocket, although not recently.

[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]LOL, Cheaters is the one club where both dancers and customers are truly on there own....[/QUOTE]

Aboslutely. I am sure a lot of the dancers there get even more screwed over by the management than the customers.

Ha ha, it DID happen to me. I was in a VIP room in CT (got promised the world and of course, got nothin, live and learn) and stuck around the club for a couple of hours afterwards, walked out to my car and stuck my hand in my pocket, NO KEY! I started freaking out, who do I call to come get me, Triple A, my kids, how bout my ex-wife! So I went back into the club and asked one of the bouncers if I could go back into the VIP room to look for my keys. Lo and behold, stuck between the back of the chair and the cushion was my key ring! I left a happy man, but NOT due to the VIP dance. Now I keep the key in my BACK pocket, just in case, not much chance of it falling out of that one.

Hello fellow mongers,

I've been to DT 3 times now while in RI on business trips from upstate ny. Always a very nice time for 1.6. I was thinking of a change of venue and trying out CL or Cheaters. Would like something close to gfe or even bj. I was wondering if I should just keep to my regular haunt, a guarantee, or chance a shot at a one of the two. Cost might be a consideration if we're talking an extra $ or more. Thanks.

The topic of keys has arisen so here are my 2 ¢

Spend a few bucks and get a few copies of your vehicle's key made ...
do NOT ever use the original key with its remote entry etc when yer on
any kind of mongering mission

Do not use a key ring with the copy ... keep your 'real life' key ring securely locked
away inside the glove box or in the trunk

Why ?? Because snatching the keys and bolting is one the oldest SW tricks and losing
your entire key ring will be a major problem for you

Also , keep one of the copies hidden inside the vehicle , like under the floor mat so
that if the girl bolts with your key you can just quickly retrieve the hidden key
and drive away

At a strip club do NOT take the key inside with you ... a single loose key not on
a key ring is very easy to lose track of . Instead , place it on top of one of the tires
This way you can't possibly lose it or have it stolen inside the club

If you have a car alarm put it on 'Valet Mode' so you don't have to carry around
the remote for that either

Actually , for mongering purposes you should be using a vehicle that doesn't *need*
to have an alarm , but that's the subject of another Post ....

[QUOTE=Torq465]Hello fellow mongers,

I've been to DT 3 times now while in RI on business trips from upstate ny. Always a very nice time for 1.6. I was thinking of a change of venue and trying out CL or Cheaters. Would like something close to gfe or even bj. I was wondering if I should just keep to my regular haunt, a guarantee, or chance a shot at a one of the two. Cost might be a consideration if we're talking an extra $ or more. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

You can get a BJ at Cheaters for less than 1.6 but nothing like that will happen at CL for less than $$ or $$$. As far as GFE thats really not what sex in strip clubs is about. If you want a GFE experience you really need to call an escort.

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]The topic of keys has arisen so here are my 2 ¢

Spend a few bucks and get a few copies of your vehicle's key made ...
do NOT ever use the original key with its remote entry etc when yer on
any kind of mongering mission

Do not use a key ring with the copy ... keep your 'real life' key ring securely locked
away inside the glove box or in the trunk

Why ?? Because snatching the keys and bolting is one the oldest SW tricks and losing
your entire key ring will be a major problem for you

Also , keep one of the copies hidden inside the vehicle , like under the floor mat so
that if the girl bolts with your key you can just quickly retrieve the hidden key
and drive away

At a strip club do NOT take the key inside with you ... a single loose key not on
a key ring is very easy to lose track of . Instead , place it on top of one of the tires
This way you can't possibly lose it or have it stolen inside the club

If you have a car alarm put it on 'Valet Mode' so you don't have to carry around
the remote for that either

Actually , for mongering purposes you should be using a vehicle that doesn't *need*
to have an alarm , but that's the subject of another Post ....[/QUOTE]Gee, I do not know what I would do without you telling me how to stay safe. And I can not wait for your next "informative post". Oh yea, If you have any tips on how to stay safe when taking a shower, Please post!

Gee, I never thought about putting the key on top of the tire, now at least I and everyone else knows where to look next time I want to steal a car!!

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Because snatching the keys and bolting is one the oldest SW tricks and losing
your entire key ring will be a major problem for you[/QUOTE]

I am not sure about the rest of the report, but a SW in Orlando once snatched my rental car keys and hopped out in a very tough residential area off the Orange Blossom Trail, making all kinds of noise around 10:30 PM, yelling that she was being raped. She ended up robbing me. Luckily all I had was about $60, but I practically had to beg to keep her from throwing the keys onto the deep grass of someone's lawn or down a storm drain. It was dark as hell and the area was dense with scary characters. I deserved the worse for being so stupid, but escaped with a lesson that may have been worth the $60 it cost me.

[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]You can get a BJ at Cheaters for less than 1.6 but nothing like that will happen at CL for less than $$ or $$$. As far as GFE thats really not what sex in strip clubs is about. If you want a GFE experience you really need to call an escort.[/QUOTE]Thanks Boston.I may try out cheaters then just to see. And hey, if I don't, theres always DT.

[QUOTE=Jolly Rocks]Ha ha, it DID happen to me. I was in a VIP room in CT (got promised the world and of course, got nothin, live and learn) and stuck around the club for a couple of hours afterwards, walked out to my car and stuck my hand in my pocket, NO KEY! I started freaking out, who do I call to come get me, Triple A, my kids, how bout my ex-wife! So I went back into the club and asked one of the bouncers if I could go back into the VIP room to look for my keys. Lo and behold, stuck between the back of the chair and the cushion was my key ring! I left a happy man, but NOT due to the VIP dance. Now I keep the key in my BACK pocket, just in case, not much chance of it falling out of that one.[/QUOTE]

Hopefully you had triple-ply biohazard rubber gloves on as you rooted beneath that cushion!! Can one get herpes in the fingers?

Geeezzzz....Ya know I'm the first guy to give PZ a cyber smack when I don't agree with him but most of that post was good info. If guys don't want go to the lenghs that are mentioned thats fine-most of the time I don't but I don't drink much either so my little head doesn't do my thinking for me.
Many years ago a combat zone SW managed to liberate $$$ from my wallet while in the process of giving me a .30 BJ so ANYTHING is possible.


[QUOTE=Happy4u]Gee, I do not know what I would do without you telling me how to stay safe. And I can not wait for your next "informative post". Oh yea, If you have any tips on how to stay safe when taking a shower, Please post![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Happy4u]Gee, I do not know what I would do without you telling me how to stay safe. And I can not wait for your next "informative post". Oh yea, If you have any tips on how to stay safe when taking a shower, Please post![/QUOTE]

The next time he takes a shower I'm sure he'll think of something - but it will probably be a long time before that happens.

Hey guys,
I just so happen to have a car for sale, looks like the back seat has never been used and there's absolutely no sw flunk in it, none what so ever.

This will be quite a deal for someone but it's going to have to be sort of hush-hush. No title but that's your problem.

Can you believe this, after posting on a forum some guy went into a local strip club and put his key on top of his tire!! What a maroon!






btw, this is a attempt at humor to show how idiotic a previous post is. I have never been part of any type of theft and do not intend to do so in the future.

[QUOTE=Gansett]Hey guys,
I just so happen to have a car for sale, looks like the back seat has never been used and there's absolutely no sw flunk in it, none what so ever.

This will be quite a deal for someone but it's going to have to be sort of hush-hush. No title but that's your problem.

Can you believe this, after posting on a forum some guy went into a local strip club and put his key on top of his tire!! What a maroon!






btw, this is a attempt at humor to show how idiotic a previous post is. I have never been part of any type of theft and do not intend to do so in the future.[/QUOTE]

I went to Cheater's last night. The place was devoid of customers but the parking lot was crawling with guys feeling up the tires of all the cars in the lot.

Seriously, what I do with my key is pull my shoelace out of the last hole of the shoe, thread my key onto it, put it BACK into the last hole and retie my shoe. The only way I can lose my key is if I run up a LD bill so high that I have to use my shoes as collateral!

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]So you walk around the strip club with a set of keys jangling on top of one foot ....
that's a *much* better idea than just leaving a single loose key on top of your tire :rolleyes:

Seriously , in warmer weather I wear sandals and when it gets colder I switch to loafers ,
and neither style of shoe has laces , so now what do I do , Bubbles ??[/QUOTE]


Well, you could buy a pair of shoes with laces, doh. You could call them your pz utimate-in-monger-footwear and then give us advice on what to wear while mongering. Get JoEll to be your model/spokesperson too.

Or you could put your spare in your wallet next to the trojan you've been carrying around,unused, for the past 20+ years.

Better yet, tie it to your d**k with a short length of string, it would serve a two fold purpose. Your key is safe and you won't have to spend so much time fishing around for little pz when nature calls. :eek:

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]So you walk around the strip club with a set of keys jangling on top of one foot ....
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bubba261]...what I do with my [b]key[/b]... [/QUOTE]
Really, PZ, if you are going to be an effective aggravator, spreading your trivial wisdom here in the interests of stirring up controversy and raising the blood pressure of other forum users, [b]get it right![/b]. One key (note that it was singular) cannot jangle.

On another note...what interpretation might someone make of seeing a single key on a shoelace - sort of like the old practice of putting a penny, nickel or quarter in the front of one's loafers?

[QUOTE=Viejo]Really, PZ, if you are going to be an effective aggravator, spreading your trivial wisdom here in the interests of stirring up controversy and raising the blood pressure of other forum users, [b]get it right![/b]. One key (note that it was singular) cannot jangle.

On another note...what interpretation might someone make of seeing a single key on a shoelace - sort of like the old practice of putting a penny, nickel or quarter in the front of one's loafers?[/QUOTE]


What is the sound of one key jangeling?

Keyring I'd like to introduce you to pocket, pocket I'd like you to meet keyring.

'nuff said;)

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]So you walk around the strip club with a set of keys jangling on top of one foot ....
that's a *much* better idea than just leaving a single loose key on top of your tire :rolleyes:

[/QUOTE]Hey SFB, it's ONE key (try reading, eh?) and it's tucked INSIDE the shoe. Try it sometime, it'll be right next to your brain.

[QUOTE]Seriously , in warmer weather I wear sandals and when it gets colder I switch to loafers ,
and neither style of shoe has laces , so now what do I do , Bubbles ??[/QUOTE]Probably nothing, since you've never given us any indication that you actually EVER go into any of these places, [b]Psycho Zombie[/b]

[QUOTE=Gansett]Well, you could buy a pair of shoes with laces, doh. You could call them your pz utimate-in-monger-footwear and then give us advice on what to wear while mongering. Get JoEll to be your model/spokesperson too.

Or you could put your spare in your wallet next to the trojan you've been carrying around,unused, for the past 20+ years.

Better yet, tie it to your d**k with a short length of string, it would serve a two fold purpose. Your key is safe and you won't have to spend so much time fishing around for little pz when nature calls. :eek:[/QUOTE]

This should be nominated as a post of distinction - fucking hilarious if it weren't so true!

PS - if he bought a pair of shoes with laces he'd have to learn how to tie them. THAT could bring his "mongering" to a screeching halt for weeks.

[QUOTE=Bob Johnson]What is the sound of one key jangeling?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a monger Koan to contemplate.

Guest123

How about a show of hands, who's lost their keys in a strip club before? Just one of you? Okay then, what are you so worried about? Whatever you've been doing has worked so far. Give it a rest already.

Of course, if you think you need yet another option, wear a spare key around your neck on a string (or a chain). Just make sure you tie it tight around your neck or else it'll fall off when you lose your head.

PZ you wear sandals? That's an easy one. Just put the key inside one of your over-the-calf black socks. Simple.

:^)

Guest123

Lol, Twenty-something posts on a thread about strip clubs without anyone mentioning a stripper! No wonder us Mass. guys have to drive down there and spend some cash....you guys are all stuck in the parking lot trying to figure out what to do with your wallets, money, keys and shoes....

[QUOTE=Guest123]
PZ you wear sandals? That's an easy one. Just put the key inside one of your over-the-calf black socks. Simple.

:^)

Guest123[/QUOTE]


Now that's funny, don't care who ya are!!

Thanks Guest, thanksalot,,now I have this mental picture, sandals, black socks, plaid Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian print shirt, Foster Grants and one of those dorky straw hats covering his baldness,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]Lol, Twenty-something posts on a thread about strip clubs without anyone mentioning a stripper![/QUOTE]
BG57, We've been reporting on them ad nauseum for what seems like an eternity. So we go off topic once in a while...can you blame us? It's like getting bored reciting the alphabet after you've already begun reading books. It's old. The alphabet is for the MA newbies because we've already graduated to reading porn. Yes, we're spolied.

:^)

Guest123

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Seriously , in warmer weather I wear sandals and when it gets colder I switch to loafers[/QUOTE]Well that explains it! You must be really skinny PZ because everyone on here knows that you're a "little light in the loafers" anyway.

[QUOTE=Gansett]Now that's funny, don't care who ya are!!

Thanks Guest, thanksalot,,now I have this mental picture, sandals, black socks, plaid Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian print shirt, Foster Grants and one of those dorky straw hats covering his baldness,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,[/QUOTE]

Don't forget the white plastic belt to hold the shorts up.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]Don't forget the white plastic belt to hold the shorts up.[/QUOTE]I thought he had pink suspenders.

[QUOTE=Little Tony II]I thought he had pink suspenders.....[/QUOTE]You are so right!

Sorry to veer off the fasion topic, fellow mongers, but I just got in from Cheaters. Took a new girl to the back and between a very lack-luster LD, and a half hearted cbj, I was able to squeeze in a little daty. Nice girl though. Prior reports of all women there being skanks is a bit off the mark. Saw some very nice girls wandering around.

Though I do think that I would have had a more 'complete' trip if I stayed with my regular stop at DT.

I do want to say that Providence, in general, is awesome. I wish upstate NY was like this. Be back in a few months. (All the time I get to get away!)

Torq

So, on top of dressing like a dork you just confessed to being a common cheat, a thief.

If you gave your "ticket" to the girl, how did you still have it on the way out for the bouncer to see???

A quote from pz:

"Thanx a lot and it'll be a looooooong time before I ever share something like that [ or key or ANY valuable advice ] with you Wankstas again !!"

First, it was YOU who posted about your ticket scam on a open forum. Did you ever think that the girls, bouncers, club owners,etc don't lurk here and learned of your scam from your very post???

When have you EVER shared "key or valuable" advice? Other that pimping, yes pimping your atf by demanding digits from others in advance and only after you had your experience would you reciprocate with her digits, that's what a pimp does, collects up front.

When have you ever posted freely any key or valuable advice???

Wankster, another figment of your vivid, slightly(?) skewed, imagination

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]....So now the management at the PP / BB has tightened up their control of these tix big time

I was there yesterday with a li'l hottie named [b]Houston[/b] , who *insisted* on taking my old ticket and , because there was no-one guarding the LD area , laying it on the top of the couch "So the bouncer can see it"

What's up wid dat ?? , I asked

" Oh , they are tightening up security here because guys are using tickets more than once "....[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Viejo-8/2/07]This will only work if the guy taking the tickets is inattentive - however, the "tickets" are cash register receipts, with the date and time. The guy is supposed to look at the date - if it's a past date, he's not supposed to take the ticket. A lot of the girls will save the tickets if not collected and use the fact that they have one already as a cost savings incentive...so, the door guys are on to that trick.

Just be prepared that you might not get away with it, if the door guy is on top of his game.[/QUOTE]
The above was in response to that post you made about saving money - that you now suggest that the post was the cause of a "tightening of security" is ludicrous. The same action by management has happened many times when Ralph has gone on a rampage about tickets and collecting overdue house fees. It's the same old story everywhere - enforcement slackens and tightens repeatedly.

I'll agree about one thing - everyone who now ridicules your attire is engaging in "argumentum ad hominem" instead of going after inaccuracies behind your logic or faulty logic. That seems a shame when you provide enough factual inaccuracy and logical fallacy to provide a good platform for critiques.

As I said before - you should try to get it right. It's too easy to discount what you do as an aggravator when you are so intellectually sloppy.

Aw, come on, guys. Lighten up. Of all the infractions they might start cracking down on, recycled tickets is the least of my worries.

[QUOTE=Gansett]
When have you ever posted freely any key or valuable advice???[/QUOTE]

Well, he [b]DID[/b] give us all "key" advice by telling us (again, on an [b]OPEN[/b] forum) to hide our car key on top of our tire. I'd say that was "key" advice, as bad as it was.

The funny thing about his post though is that he said:

[b]".1 or .35 may not seem like much , but it adds up ... I've already saved enough to pay for an entire visit there." [/b]

What he didn't say is that "an entire visit there" is a daytime visit (no cover) and a $4.50 bottle of water. At that rate, saving the cost of a $10 ticket actually is two visits for him and a buck tip every two visits. BUT, he probably saves up those $10 ticket fees and buys himself a new pair of loafers and a pair of flip-flops.

Hahahahaaa.

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]...So SEE what sharing info does?? I told you guys my Super-Secret Plan for getting freebies there and then YOU WANKSTAS go and ruin it for me !![/QUOTE]Argueably the only worthwhile post of yours this year, and we spoiled it. I guess we just can't keep secrets. If I were you, I'd stop posting altogether, that'll show us...

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]...Thanx(sic) a lot and it'll be a looooooong time before I ever share something like that [or ANY valuable advice] with you Wankstas again !![/QUOTE] Finally, we all agree on something!

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]...you are now free to continue your self-amusing Wanksta speculations on how I dress[/QUOTE]I'm guessing "Cross-"

Only thing worse than a whining Bi+ch is a sanctimonious whining Bi+ch. No offense, but I can see why you're not well liked... You bring it on yourself.

Guest123

ps. Wanksta?? Are you kidding me? That's the best you could come up with? Did you stay up all night thinking up that one? Hardly worth the effort.

Gentlemen,

I already ignore what PZ posts. However I value very highly the posts of every other member here. It troubles me to wade through ten responses to PZ's posts to find the gold nuggets of information that you all provide. If everyone ignored PZ, the board would become rich and dense with information instead of diluted.

I thank all who do post those gems, such as Guest123's valuable MP report from yesterday. Reports like those make this site an indispensable resource.

[QUOTE=Bubba261]
What he didn't say is that "an entire visit there" is a daytime visit (no cover) and a $4.50 bottle of water. At that rate, saving the cost of a $10 ticket actually is two visits for him and a buck tip every two visits. [/QUOTE]

A daytime visit that includes a trip to the Godiva booths for "The Works" will easily
set you back $.5 — $$ .... that's what I meant by "an entire visit"

I always 'try out' a girl the first time in the topless LD area ... if she's no good
there , she won't be any better in the back

And even this rule isn't 100 % .... see :

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=476426&postcount=78[/url]


[QUOTE=Gansett]
If you gave your "ticket" to the girl, how did you still have it on the way out for the bouncer to see???

[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]

I was there yesterday with a li'l hottie named [b]Houston[/b] , who *insisted*
on taking my old ticket and , because there was no-one guarding the LD area ,
[b][red]laying it on the top of the couch [/red][/b]"So the bouncer can see it"
[/QUOTE]

On the way out I picked the ticket up , hoping to use it again another day
.... but the bouncer saw me pick it up and demanded it


[QUOTE=Viejo]The above was in response to that post you made about saving money - that you now suggest that the post was the cause of a "tightening of security" is ludicrous. The same action by management has happened many times when Ralph has gone on a rampage about tickets and collecting overdue house fees. It's the same old story everywhere - enforcement slackens and tightens repeatedly.

[/QUOTE]

Well that's certainly good news , Viejo

That means I can just keep trying my scheme , which I was gonna do anyway


[QUOTE=Gansett]So, on top of dressing like a dork you just confessed to being a common cheat, a thief.

[/QUOTE]

You remind me of the guy who accused me of "stealing" for downloading music
for free from Napster

I said : [i] " Metallica has enough fricken money already "[/i]

Ralph has enough of my money , too

It's like Ol' Uncle Zombie always says :

[b][i]" America is Land of the Free ... and 'free' means you don't have to pay "[/i][/b]

My God man, have you no sense of decency? First you admit to ripping off helpless strippers down on their luck and just trying to make a buck, then you admit to ripping off Napster.

You are nothing more than a common crook, a thief.

As for your link, I remember the old pz saying he didn't do hard (no pun intended) negotiations as {paraphased} "You get sub standard results, you get what you pay for". Don't make me go look it up.

Leaving with a condom full of "Man Mayo" cracks me up, at your age and experience you'd be better off calling it "Miracle whip".

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Re·using tickets takes money from the club's owners , *not* the Strippers , Ganshitt[/QUOTE]
So in your mind it's ok to rip off a club owner? What kind of twisted logic is that?

[QUOTE=PysberZombie]This holier-than-thou attitude yer spouting is rich coming from someone who admittedly
preys economically on desperate women , which any Ethics scholar will tell you is no
different morally than outright robbing them[/QUOTE]

Aren't you the one who said she wanted $$ and you agree to $.2. So you're not preying on economically desperate women? If a sw asks for 2 and that's my standard how am I preying on them? If she asks for 30 and settles on 25 that my friend is negotiation

[QUOTE=pysberzombie]And don't give me the "Capitalism" argument ... yer the type of guy who would
hire Chinese kids to work making tennis shoes for 50¢ a day and then try to justify
that by saying , [i]" Hey , they accepted my wage offer , didn't they ?? So that
makes it right "[/i][/QUOTE]

From my writings here you haven't the slightest clue of the type of guy I am.
Although I and several others do have ideas about you. You're a C & P artist. You never tell of your street exploits, if any. All you talk about is your ATF Jo.
You're an instigator, such as you've done the past week, stirring up chit, that's all you do. You have a vivid imagineation with your ripper antics.
And you get titillated like a 3rd grader by distorting users names.

We don't want you to go away mad, just go away.


,edit> and you can't even tell when something is said tongue-in-cheek, pathetic