Rest well and dream of large women
Since you brahs bring Emma up, I feel I should tell you about my last visit with her. As I mentioned in my initial report here:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=4872266&viewfull=1[/URL]#post4872266.
Reaching out to the number in the Emma ads will lead you to one of two providers. One is an older, blonde, white lady. The other is a woman of North African or Middle Eastern background. The latter is who I saw for three visits. She's also the one most of the brahs here have ended up seeing. The first visit is outlined in my report. The second went practically the same with the only difference being a more prolonged BBBJ with a hand finish. Visit three however took a turn for the unfortunate.
Everything was going fine. Halfway through the CMT portion of my visit though, Emma begins to talk about how thrilled she was with the results of the last election. I am totally cool with shooting the proverbial shit with anyone. There are however a few things that I absolutely do not enjoy discussing while bare ass naked awaiting my opportunity to Grail Spray the plump teddies of a masseuse. Politics are one of those topics. She says and I quote "I'm so glad WE got Mr Trump out of office right? Right? Right Frank?" I pleasantly reply with "The only office I care about is your office and this time I have with you. Know what I mean? Haha.”
Although I thought I handled that with a level of grace and smoothness that could only be attained by a ballerina who is also a ninja assassin, my unwillingness to denounce The Donald put her in the funkiest of moods. She went dead silent for the rest of the session, refused to pop the teddies out and gave me a tugger that was so unenthusiastic I couldn't pop. I left with all my baby batter intact. So yeah. With good ole Trump in the news and the election on the horizon, the stage is potentially set for an awkward conversation that could completely sour her mood and ruin your session.
I'm not trying to deter you from scheduling an appointment. After all I went and saw her three times and despite the third visit hiccup I tried to book a few times afterwards to no avail. I'm just trying to provide info that'll help you determine if a visit is worth it or not. If your curiosity is really high I can actually point you in the direction of legit pics. Just hit me up and let me know.
Frankie.
A house divided cannot stand
[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;6484055]Since you brahs bring Emma up, I feel I should tell you about my last visit with her. As I mentioned in my initial report here:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=4872266&viewfull=1[/URL]#post4872266.
Reaching out to the number in the Emma ads will lead you to one of two providers. One is an older, blonde, white lady. The other is a woman of North African or Middle Eastern background. The latter is who I saw for three visits. She's also the one most of the brahs here have ended up seeing. The first visit is outlined in my report. The second went practically the same with the only difference being a more prolonged BBBJ with a hand finish. Visit three however took a turn for the unfortunate.
Everything was going fine. Halfway through the CMT portion of my visit though, Emma begins to talk about how thrilled she was with the results of the last election. I am totally cool with shooting the proverbial shit with anyone. There are however a few things that I absolutely do not enjoy discussing while bare ass naked awaiting my opportunity to Grail Spray the plump teddies of a masseuse. Politics are one of those topics. She says and I quote "I'm so glad WE got Mr Trump out of office right? Right? Right Frank?" I pleasantly reply with "The only office I care about is your office and this time I have with you. Know what I mean? Haha.
Although I thought I handled that with a level of grace and smoothness that could only be attained by a ballerina who is also a ninja assassin, my unwillingness to denounce The Donald put her in the funkiest of moods. She went dead silent for the rest of the session, refused to pop the teddies out and gave me a tugger that was so unenthusiastic I couldn't pop. I left with all my baby batter intact. So yeah. With good ole Trump in the news and the election on the horizon, the stage is potentially set for an awkward conversation that could completely sour her mood and ruin your session.
I'm not trying to deter you from scheduling an appointment. After all I went and saw her three times and despite the third visit hiccup I tried to book a few times afterwards to no avail. I'm just trying to provide info that'll help you determine if a visit is worth it or not. If your curiosity is really high I can actually point you in the direction of legit pics. Just hit me up and let me know.
Frankie.[/QUOTE]And that is why I hate politics so much. Even in my youth, I hated social studies and learning about American history. Science and math were my subjects of passion because NUMBERS CAN NEVER LIE TO YOU. I've been straight with many women on this. I don't care what side you belong to. I just want to cum in your mouth.
But your story reminds me of my falling out with Kiara. This nutty Latina would strap herself up like a suicide bomber to rescue Trump from jail. Like that's how much of a zealot she is to the Republican Party. Which is ironic in an of itself considering she's from Columbia and in this country illegally. She supports the dude who would kick her out of this country and erect a wall to prevent her from ever making it back to US soil.
As Leguizamo once said, Latinos for trump are like insects supporting Raid! During my first massage session with her happened to be around the time Biden got elected and she was going off about how the election was rigged and yada yada yada. I made the grand mistake of telling her I voted for the guy, and look, I'm neither republican or democrat and if I'm being honest I hate both presidential candidates. For the last 20 years and maybe even longer than that our democracy has been a joke and I think South Park said it best that ultimately our choice boils down to a douche or a turd sandwich. Pick your poison.
But as with all devout political nut jobs. If you're not with them. Your against them. Now at first I thought it was playful. Kiara was a nutcase but when we started fucking she kept calling me Biden, stupid gringo. It was roleplay and kinda hot. I mean this lady was crazy but she was also smoking hot, so there's a tolerance factor and let's just say she wasn't near my threshold of stupid shit she could say before I lost my erection.
But after multiple visits with her. It was clear that because I did not share her view on why the political insurrectionists on January 6th aren't heroes she was going to stop seeing me and providing me services. Basically being the political centrist that I am instantly branded me as a liberal democrat and thus I was her mortal enemy. She stopped taking my calls and when I tried to see her in person at her place of work I was told to go home and she would not service me. Quite pathetic but yeah the lesson here is to just shut your mouth when it comes to politics or find a way to lie through your teeth and indulge their idiotic fantasies.
Politics. The great divider.
That's just like. Your opinion, man.
[QUOTE=Quriusmrk;6486079]I would agree that politics is the great divider which is why I scratch my head about these posts. Why would someone (two guys for that matter) decide to use posting space to condemn political behavior all the while doing the same themselves. Is the story you shared really worth the division you potentially sew with your thinly veiled political positions?[/QUOTE]I cannot tell if this post is simply rage baiting and the last thing I want to do is devolve this section into a political argument only to incur the wrath of A2, so I'll keep it simple.
I think most people on this board see these stories for what it is. Entertainment. When I say I'm dead center when it comes to politics, I should be more clear. I don't give a fuck either way. It's not my job to after all; I promise you man I'm not looking for votes here. So I am not trying to grandstand and say that I am right or wrong and I am not looking down upon anybody else's political ideology so long as they don't take it to the extreme. (And I'm quite confident most people don't).
Too much of anything isn't a good thing. That's not politics, that's science. The only difference between the cure and the poison is the dosage after all.
Anyway it's just a tale. The intention of which was to draw a few chuckles, not turn it into a twitter rant. Besides, the behavior that I am condemning isn't politics it's talking about politics when all I'm trying to do is bust a nut. I came from a society where 2 people can have different ideals but maintain a modicum of respect for one another and that was the mistake I had made in engaging small talk with an individual who cannot do the same. That's the takeaway here.
Always option to leave or not return.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6486237]I cannot tell if this post is simply rage baiting and the last thing I want to do is devolve this section into a political argument only to incur the wrath of A2, so I'll keep it simple.
I think most people on this board see these stories for what it is. Entertainment. When I say I'm dead center when it comes to politics, I should be more clear. I don't give a fuck either way. It's not my job to after all; I promise you man I'm not looking for votes here. So I am not trying to grandstand and say that I am right or wrong and I am not looking down upon anybody else's political ideology so long as they don't take it to the extreme. (And I'm quite confident most people don't).
Too much of anything isn't a good thing. That's not politics, that's science. The only difference between the cure and the poison is the dosage after all.
Anyway it's just a tale. The intention of which was to draw a few chuckles, not turn it into a twitter rant. Besides, the behavior that I am condemning isn't politics it's talking about politics when all I'm trying to do is bust a nut. I came from a society where 2 people can have different ideals but maintain a modicum of respect for one another and that was the mistake I had made in engaging small talk with an individual who cannot do the same. That's the takeaway here.[/QUOTE]Personally, I don't care to see politics discussed here. Too many other venues for those discussions.
Likewise, I believe we should respect other's opinions about politics even if we disagree. After all, they are just opinions. Peel back the layers and really no different than our opinions on which is better, coke or Pepsi? Ask enough people and I'm sure you'll find someone willing to get in heated debate about it.
Back to the point of politics with your massage. One can always choose to leave and / or not return. Or simply tell provider that our opinions differ, let's talk about something else.
That approach works until it doesn't
[QUOTE=RickNva;6486361]Personally, I don't care to see politics discussed here. Too many other venues for those discussions.
Likewise, I believe we should respect other's opinions about politics even if we disagree. After all, they are just opinions. Peel back the layers and really no different than our opinions on which is better, coke or Pepsi? Ask enough people and I'm sure you'll find someone willing to get in heated debate about it.
Back to the point of politics with your massage. One can always choose to leave and / or not return. Or simply tell provider that our opinions differ, let's talk about something else.[/QUOTE]Strongly agree with you on this. This is indeed the correct approach to take.
I don't think I sold you guys on just how unhinged my provider was. Extremism is the straw that broke the camels back here. Many Vietnamese providers for instance are pro-republicans and have an admiration for trump and I had BBFS with quite a few them in various nail salons over the years. Genuine connections on many things. Just not politics.
In Kiaras case. Maybe I should of towed the line a bit more carefully in hindsight and chose to distance myself from that kind of topic entirely. I opened Pandora's box there and couldn't close the lid in time. PM me if you want her number, you can see for yourself what I’m talking about.
Two guys for that matter?
[QUOTE=Quriusmrk;6486079]I would agree that politics is the great divider which is why I scratch my head about these posts. Why would someone (two guys for that matter) decide to use posting space to condemn political behavior all the while doing the same themselves. Is the story you shared really worth the division you potentially sew with your thinly veiled political positions?[/QUOTE]So wait. Brahs here expressed interest in seeing a provider. I saw said provider, she brings up a political stance, I respond with neutrality upon which she cops an attitude with me. I outlined the details of said encounter and offer to provide legitimate pics of the aforementioned provider whose appearance has been shrouded in mystery. That's using up posting space? Isn't that what this posting space is for?
This is why we don't allow it
[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;6484055]"I'm so glad WE got Mr Trump out of office right? Right? Right Frank?" I pleasantly reply with "The only office I care about is your office and this time I have with you. Know what I mean? Haha.
[/QUOTE]The second you wrote his name in any context we were off to the races. You could put up a post that only said.
Trump Biden.
Nothing more and it would start a fight.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6484116]And that is why I hate politics so much.[/QUOTE]Clearly you do not, clearly you are left leaning that's why you said "Latinas supporting Trump are like roaches supporting RAID. ".
You even said it, you voted for Biden. The OP tried to just report that the chick ruined the session with talk about politics but you were the one who made it political.
My best friend loves Trump, with a passion, he believes he's the best way for the country to move forward. He knows I have thought Trump was a clown since the 80's (I'm originally from back east, he's a douche) but on the rare occasions we talk about it we try to make it about positions and facts.
I'm a life long liberal and we clearly have a President who's nearly incapacitated in the White House just like the other side had in the 80's, facts are facts Biden is pretty far gone as was Reagan towards the end of his presidency. (before you jump in watch his testimony on the Iran Contra shit and then say something).
This is why we don't allow people to talk about politics AT ALL on review threads.
The first brother could have said "I couldn't believe it, in the middle of this BJ she starts bringing up all this political shit" then nobody know what side she's one and the rest of you respond with.
"Yeah that would suck if some chick started doing that in a session".
And it's over.
If you must take a side take it in the stupid shit thread.
A2.
More Stupidity From Politicians
As most of you must know, Republicans passed a dumb ass law in Virginia to require age verification on porn sites. We're literally on the level of Utah in terms of restrictions. The moral crusade is never-ending and yet some mongers continue to support these guys and then have the gall to complain about PII or prices. Seriously, people need to stop voting for this trash. It's not about are or D, just don't vote for idiots with regressive attitudes on sex.
[URL]https://www.washingtonian.com/2023/06/30/virginia-age-verification-law-vpns/[/URL]
For note if you're looking to get around this, get yourself a VPN or use the TOR browser. It's going to take some time to learn things but I've been using them for years and it becomes very easy and intuitive once you get used to it. But just remember, the best long-term way around this is to vote these idiots out of power and get people in office that aren't going to take away the things you like because of stupid dogma.
Plenty of sites still available
[QUOTE=Derilious89;6511922]As most of you must know, Republicans passed a dumb ass law in Virginia to require age verification on porn sites. We're literally on the level of Utah in terms of restrictions. The moral crusade is never-ending and yet some mongers continue to support these guys and then have the gall to complain about PII or prices. Seriously, people need to stop voting for this trash. It's not about are or D, just don't vote for idiots with regressive attitudes on sex.
[URL]https://www.washingtonian.com/2023/06/30/virginia-age-verification-law-vpns/[/URL]
For note if you're looking to get around this, get yourself a VPN or use the TOR browser. It's going to take some time to learn things but I've been using them for years and it becomes very easy and intuitive once you get used to it. But just remember, the best long-term way around this is to vote these idiots out of power and get people in office that aren't going to take away the things you like because of stupid dogma.[/QUOTE]Actually, the law passed with strong bipartisan majorities.
As I noted in General Reports last week, this stupid new law has had little effect so far on adult sites available to Virginia residents. PornHub blocked access in Virginia while xHamster and My Free Cams now require age verification. Maybe a few other sites require it as well, but I haven't come across them. Otherwise, it seems to be business as usual. I frankly don't see how the state can take enforcement action against web sites based outside the US. Many adult sites moved their servers overseas following the federal seizure of Backpage and passage of FOSTA and SESTA a few years ago.
Follow-up to my last post
Another monger posted the vote tally in the state Senate. The vote in the House of Delegates was 96-0.
Both houses of the General Assembly are up for election this year, as are many local offices. A number of incumbents, including my state senator, aren't running for re-election and a few others were defeated in last month's primaries. This vote will give the remaining incumbents on the general election ballot a chance to say that they did something, even if the new law has more holes in it than Swiss cheese. In the meantime we'll see if the courts have anything to say about the new age verification laws, not only in Virginia but in Mississippi and Utah as well.
Not Fake and not much review
[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6604948]I'm reading more and more of what sound like fake posts here on the NOVA forum. Is that her in the photo, if so she does look conversational and engaging with that knowing smile. While most sound as if they were written by a handler, she looks as if she could've written it herself.[/QUOTE]My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.
