Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[QUOTE=Cbonia2;4713705]Could someone decode this ($$. 20 for hhr.) does it mean $220?[/QUOTE]Yes, don't know why we don't just say it straight up though.

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4556164][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PixieBaby[/URL]

PixieBaby is one of the few girls who needs to be on your HX bucket list. She is an event not to be missed. Drop dead gorgeous face, perfect tiny body, and highly sexual attitude. If you are not into tats like myself, then normally all this ink on a white chick would be a huge turn-off. But with Pixie, once she flashes that bright white smile, you won't notice all this ink anymore. I am probably the only HX monger who holds the record of fucking+filming her before and after she got her boobs done at age 21. When Pixie first joined yeah she was cute but her tits were non-existent. I still had a lot of fun in 2016 with my GFE sesh and has pics and video as a memento. She disappeared for a little while then came back in 2017 with these massive titties, and I saw her again when her sub-mammary incisions were still fresh. I fucked and filmed her again. I simply love watching my 2 videos of her side-by-side and just admire that perfect body before and after breast augmentation surgery. She pretty much let me do anything I wanted short of BBFS and Greek. Now 23 yo, barely over 5 feet, barely over 100 lbs, big blue eyes, Colgate smile and a BBBJ that is world class. Level 4 with 400 Safe Ratings. Amazing girl!

-Steak.[/QUOTE]Love this and will put her on my list along w other girls from this crew. Just saw Wynterlily and she was excellent, new, young. Did you ever see Cellinebaby, would love to see the details on her from a true expert bc of such mixed reviews, but my time was excellent.

[QUOTE=Constanza;4646538]How is she? Chill? Pretty? She seems a bit pricey but tempting.[/QUOTE]Did you ever get info?

Just seen her pics. God damn.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Andrialove[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/hot-valerie[/URL]

PM'd her and waiting to set something up. Was wondering if anyone had any details ahead of time.

[QUOTE=JDog1234;4765440][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/hot-valerie[/URL]

PM'd her and waiting to set something up. Was wondering if anyone had any details ahead of time.[/QUOTE]I met her year+. No bbbs, no backdoor. OK, experience, but I've seen better. 160 hh.

Has anyone seen this girl? She's smokin hot. Trying to get a date but my damn HX score 0 LOL.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/Katharina_XO/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Anonymuz2020;4765993]Has anyone seen this girl? She's smokin hot. Trying to get a date but my damn HX score 0 LOL.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/photos/Katharina_XO/[/URL][/QUOTE]I have. Very cute girl. Pics are accurate except one major thing. They Photoshop all her tattoos out. She has a bunch including her hands.

I don't know why. She still looks good.

Service is so so. Non existent DFK. You have to take lead or else she will just lay there and do nothing.

She post that its her last week in CA. I have seen that before and post 2 weeks later she is local.

Very simple reason. Plausible deniability. Tats are almost like DNA identification. Why do you think law enforcement loves tattoos? If a victim says the perp has an MS-13 ink on the right side of the neck with barbed wires around the words, how hard is it to pick that guy from a line up? These girls can deny it was them because see, I have a rose tat on my left wrist while that chick you found on Hx does not.

We can make excuses about ink ad infinitum but at the end of the day, no matter which side of the argument you are on, tattoos are about the most retarded thing a young girl can do to herself. They don't admit it, but later in life the vast majority of them regret having them. You are not going to be 18 forever. By next year, you are old news baby, and the next crop of college freshmen is posting on HX, and these dumb new hookers also have tats ha ha ha.

Steak.

[QUOTE=Rrod1114;4766450] Pics are accurate except one major thing. They Photoshop all her tattoos out. She has a bunch including her hands. I don't know why.[/QUOTE]

Saw her late last year, she's 2-3 years older than indicated on her profile. And at that time, she had a little more weight than the pics indicated. Just checked her- the recently uploaded pics look like a halfway point of what she originally advertised versus what I saw her. Enjoyed my time with her, bubbly and sultry at the same time. Seem to really enjoy daty based on how wet she got.

[QUOTE=ZeusZ;4765492]I met her year+. No bbbs, no backdoor. OK, experience, but I've seen better. 160 hh.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4766465]Very simple reason. Plausible deniability. Tats are almost like DNA identification. Why do you think law enforcement loves tattoos? If a victim says the perp has an MS-13 ink on the right side of the neck with barbed wires around the words, how hard is it to pick that guy from a line up? These girls can deny it was them because see, I have a rose tat on my left wrist while that chick you found on Hx does not.

We can make excuses about ink ad infinitum but at the end of the day, no matter which side of the argument you are on, tattoos are about the most retarded thing a young girl can do to herself. They don't admit it, but later in life the vast majority of them regret having them. You are not going to be 18 forever. By next year, you are old news baby, and the next crop of college freshmen is posting on HX, and these dumb new hookers also have tats ha ha ha.

Steak.[/QUOTE]That's understandable. Although I see girls blurring out the tats instead of photoshopping out completely.

At least let’s the potential client know provider has tattoos.

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4766465]Very simple reason. Plausible deniability. Tats are almost like DNA identification. Why do you think law enforcement loves tattoos? If a victim says the perp has an MS-13 ink on the right side of the neck with barbed wires around the words, how hard is it to pick that guy from a line up? These girls can deny it was them because see, I have a rose tat on my left wrist while that chick you found on Hx does not.

We can make excuses about ink ad infinitum but at the end of the day, no matter which side of the argument you are on, tattoos are about the most retarded thing a young girl can do to herself. They don't admit it, but later in life the vast majority of them regret having them. You are not going to be 18 forever. By next year, you are old news baby, and the next crop of college freshmen is posting on HX, and these dumb new hookers also have tats ha ha ha.

Steak.[/QUOTE]You're overthinking it. She's simply part of BLISS crew, all of those girls are photoshopped to high hell by default, tattoos or not. Baby damage, cottage cheese, brown eyes, everything goes. What makes it comical is how prideless the photoshop--it doesn't even attempt to be passable.

[QUOTE=Rrod1114;4766994]That's understandable. Although I see girls blurring out the tats instead of photoshopping out completely.

At least lets the potential client know provider has tattoos.[/QUOTE]A few tasteful tats can be cute, however when a girl is covered all over, it really creates a perception of a ****.

Baby crew. A YMMV thing with these girls. I have seen pretty much most of them starting in early 2017 but always solo since I am not a fan of doubles. I had 1 hour session with Kali. Probably my best experience in this crew. She was the sexy college freshman you always wanted to fuck, and when the clothes come off, a total wildcat in bed. We spent about 20 minutes just doing 69. I have an hour video of our fuckfest and she wore her dark-rimmed nerd glasses the entire time and finished me off twice with CIM. I had 2 sessions with Luna when she used to run with Pixie, both sessions filmed. Luna is very smart and I loved our convos between the sexy times. Luna is tall and slim while Pixie is petite and spinner-cute. I had 2 sessions with Pixie, before her boob job and after, both 1 hour sessions filmed. Both Luna and Pixie always let me have a CIM finish, next best thing after CIP. Her boobjob made her very sensitive, but I was always gentle and been able to play with them. I had an hour session with Evie, probably has the best natural body in the crew, love her GND look, very active participant and had a great time, 1 hour video. I had an hour session with Celine, probably has the prettiest face in this crew, body is amazing because she is so thin and not distracted by any tats, but essentially a trophy fuck, although will follow directions, but no video. By far the wildest and most hardcore sessions I had with this crew was Mynx. Damn she was a handful! Too bad she retired. Here are pics of the baby crew girls I have tasted and pounded. None of these girls were BBFS, at least not with me.

I missed out on WynterLily because her handle threw me off. Did not know she is a baby crew. Was she not good enough to earn a baby moniker?

Steak.

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4556164][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/PixieBaby[/URL] PixieBaby is one of the few girls who needs to be on your HX bucket list. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RogerThatRich;4751496]Love this and will put her on my list along w other girls from this crew. Just saw Wynterlily and she was excellent, new, young. Did you ever see Cellinebaby, would love to see the details on her from a true expert bc of such mixed reviews, but my time was excellent.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RogerThatRich;4758705]Evie and Pixie. Just FYI they are back and can be seen as a double in Anaheim today and tomorrow. I might venture over there even though I have slowed down a lot with this pandemic.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4760117]There a terrible duo for dbls. Just my opinion and was not worth it![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OCBilly;4761258]Save your money. Pixie doesn't allow clients to touch her tits and she is not flexible at all. And she will try to sell you her "arts" and waste time from the appt. Evie is thicker and has a curvier body than Pixie. If you like that nerdy look, its worth a visit. But the service sucks compared to the $$$ you pay for.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4772127]Baby crew. A YMMV thing with these girls. I have seen pretty much most of them starting in early 2017 but always solo since I am not a fan of doubles. I had 1 hour session with Kali. Probably my best experience in this crew. She was the sexy college freshman you always wanted to fuck, and when the clothes come off, a total wildcat in bed. We spent about 20 minutes just doing 69. I have an hour video of our fuckfest and she wore her dark-rimmed nerd glasses the entire time and finished me off twice with CIM. I had 2 sessions with Luna when she used to run with Pixie, both sessions filmed. Luna is very smart and I loved our convos between the sexy times. Luna is tall and slim while Pixie is petite and spinner-cute. I had 2 sessions with Pixie, before her boob job and after, both 1 hour sessions filmed. Both Luna and Pixie always let me have a CIM finish, next best thing after CIP. Her boobjob made her very sensitive, but I was always gentle and been able to play with them. I had an hour session with Evie, probably has the best natural body in the crew, love her GND look, very active participant and had a great time, 1 hour video. I had an hour session with Celine, probably has the prettiest face in this crew, body is amazing because she is so thin and not distracted by any tats, but essentially a trophy fuck, although will follow directions, but no video. By far the wildest and most hardcore sessions I had with this crew was Mynx. Damn she was a handful! Too bad she retired. Here are pics of the baby crew girls I have tasted and pounded. None of these girls were BBFS, at least not with me.

I missed out on WynterLily because her handle threw me off. Did not know she is a baby crew. Was she not good enough to earn a baby moniker?

Steak.[/QUOTE]SMH you're slipping Steak on not connecting the baby crew dots. Many don't have baby in their handle.

For example BellasLillies.

And don't leave out Willowbaby.

Maybe when the time allows will layout the dots to connect the beginning to the current baby crew.

Anyone got any info on this Delicious mess??

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/marlowdesires[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JaylenJoy[/URL]

Anyone have her rate and menu? Contact info? Reviews? Thanks.

The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden[/URL]

[QUOTE=Thanxxx;4773098]SMH you're slipping Steak on not connecting the baby crew dots. Many don't have baby in their handle.

For example BellasLillies.

And don't leave out Willowbaby.

Maybe when the time allows will layout the dots to connect the beginning to the current baby crew.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BStachel;4776215]The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't think anyone mentioned these girls but Serenababy and ScarlettRoses seem to be part of the same crew.

[QUOTE=BStachel;4776215]The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden[/URL][/QUOTE]3 of them go to school together.

Celline, Bellas and Collette if not mistaken.

Mynx and Celline can still be reached if you know how.

[QUOTE=MixedGuy26;4775957]Anyone got any info on this Delicious mess??

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/marlowdesires[/URL][/QUOTE]If you like a milfy looking Pippy long stalking that is a little squishy in middle section than take her for.

A ride. She is not fat just a little here and there. I enjoyed being inside her warm love muffin and man she love to milk your D.

[QUOTE=JungleFun;4776144][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JaylenJoy[/URL]

Anyone have her rate and menu? Contact info? Reviews? Thanks.[/QUOTE]She's porn star jessica jade. Have not seen her but look her up to get an idea what you're getting. Previous convos about her on these forums.. Prob usual rates for that crew.

[QUOTE=Santooki;4776485]She's porn star jessica jade. Have not seen her but look her up to get an idea what you're getting. Previous convos about her on these forums.. Prob usual rates for that crew.[/QUOTE]After visiting one of the other girls in this crew, I saw her hanging out by the elevators. I thought she looked vaguely familiar, haha.

Yup I figured it out. Colette is too fat for me. That's why most of the pics in her albums are nothing but cleavage shots. Yeah baby, I am fully aware of that little mind trick LOL. But I wouldn't mind tasting her smaller flowers.

Steak.

[QUOTE=BStachel;4776215]The babies were when CelineBaby was running the crew / group. She retired and Colette is now the crew boss. Recent additions are flowers in ColetesGarden That's why the flower names like Lillies or Dahlia. That's why Colette, flowers and babies often mix for doubles.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/ColettesGarden[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VaqueroNegro;4776548]After visiting one of the other girls in this crew, I saw her hanging out by the elevators. I thought she looked vaguely familiar, haha.[/QUOTE]Do they usually crew up at the same hotel? Good to know to keep an eye out LOL.

[QUOTE=MixedGuy26;4775957]Anyone got any info on this Delicious mess??

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/marlowdesires[/URL][/QUOTE]Just read her stories on her website. If those are true stories she's into some kinky $hit.

[QUOTE=Santooki;4777635]Do they usually crew up at the same hotel? Good to know to keep an eye out LOL.[/QUOTE]At least for SCP its like the same hotel. If you have booked you'd know LOL.

Thanks for the great report!

[QUOTE=BastardChorum;4640067]From HX.

Looks: It's her but freckles are airbrushed out. Photo angles, facial expression, and clothing puts her in the best light. She's not ugly or anything, just don't put too much expectation in the pictures (think glam picture vs no makeup selfie). Pretty cute face (8/10), 5'3", perky natural Bs, shaven pussy but with couple day old stubble, nice little bubble butt. Carpet matches drapes. Very toned little spinner body; she enjoys working out. Three or four tattoos (big one on her left leg, small ones on arms and right side of the pubic mound). Midwest girl, so you get a bit of an accent. Teeth is a bit crooked. Tongue and belly button piercing. I can see how she can be stunning like the photos with some good makeup on.

Attitude: Very chill and friendly; upbeat. Probably because of the weed. I usually don't mind it too much but she must have been puffing for a while because she reeked of it. I would have appreciated it if she would at least brush her teeth and / or used mouthwash to tone down the smell.

Service: Overall average. It's really run of the mill stuff. For one she's new and hasn't come up with her own game plan as to how to conduct the session. And two, she hasn't developed a style or approach specific to her personality and assets that is unique to her. You need to take the lead or maybe she expects you to as she'll tend to focus and stay on whatever she's doing. Good LFK but limited DFK. She's extremely responsive and vocal to DATY. So much so that I was concerned the people next door was going to call the front desk. She's not too into FIV. BBBJ was decent and willing to take directions. Audio feedback was good throughout. After applying the cover, I enjoyed CG, not because of any fantastic grinding or gyrating, but because she was genuinely enjoying it and using me to pursue an O. Her eyes were closed, slightly knitted brows, lip biting, and the shallow breathing. It was actually quite erotic and got my libido pumping. K9 and mish was fantasic in terms of eye candy. Her cute face, petite frame, little bubble butt, perky tits, toned body, and hourglass figure really stands outs. Also, be careful of her nails, they a bit on the sharp side.

Expense: $400.

Repeat: Maybe one more time in the future to see if she improves her service. The price is somewhat steep for the service you get, but it does balance a bit out for what you get physically. Young, cute, very tight body (up there with Alyssa Sweets and Eviebaby), and an actual ginger. From my POV, you're paying the youth and ethnicity tax here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;4500578]Any information on this big, thick ole MILF?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/InsatiableStar[/URL][/QUOTE]LOL. Does anyone have info on why a handle change? I find her profile funny. Why? Began she hates fuckery. Second, being too cheap to buy fx points to message here. Now #3 is the best one. Doesn't like the dating talk, and saving it for women on Match and POF. OK. But looks who's talking. LMAO!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SugarPuss4u[/URL]

[QUOTE=WaitingRoom;4778787]Just read her stories on her website. If those are true stories she's into some kinky $hit.[/QUOTE]Yup, those stories are true and "Yes" she is kinky and f*ck! If she likes you and the connection is there she is wild in bed!

Decided to give Lena a shot for a outcall. She was quick to reply and setting things up seem to go pretty smooth. Issue was she kept pushing back the time and giving excuse after excuse and it took about 3 hours before she finally arrived, she looked like she did in her pics. She started with BBBJ and finished up with cfs. The whole thing felt a little rushed and she wasn't really accommodating. Tried grabbing her breast during doggie and she was pretty against it. She didn't have a bad attitude or anything but it just seem like she was done. She was actually pretty chill, I feel like if things didn't feel so rushed I would of really enjoyed my time with her. Maybe I just got her on a off day.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lena.Rae[/URL]

Hello Gents,

I finally was able to break into the ranks of HX.

Met up with a fine lady that was willing to see a HX noob.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/truepassion[/URL]

Texted her for a late night meeting, but she was done for the night. But was willing to meet up the next night.

Opted for HH $$ with an option to extend to hr which is $$.

She was at a high end apt in Irvine for the few days in town. Meet her at the parking gates and went up.

Sidenote: be careful when parking in the parking garages of them nice apartments near JWA. Security left a note on my car since it wasn't registered as a "safe" car. Even when parking in the guest spots.

Anyway. She is precisely what she looks like in the pics.

Showered and had our fun romp. Nice LFK, I didn't want to push too much DFK especially during this time.

She is willing to please with BBBJ and went on for more when she saw I was enjoying it.

Before we got to the real game, she gives me the hat, saying I'll know how to fit it on better than she does.

I don't know why, but this sorta put a damper on it for me. Maybe its just me being lazy, but I like to let the ladies do all that.

We went straight to mish. Not proud to say, but didn't last long since she worked me up a lot and she was nice and tight.

During the act I was fully wanting to finish round 1 quick and ask for her to ride on round 2.

But after finishing. I lost the spark. (Or maybe I'm getting old).

Overall she was great and willing to please. Fun to talk to as well.

I'll definitely be repeating when she's back in town.

Stay safe,

J.

[QUOTE=KingWok;4804094]Decided to give Lena a shot for a outcall. She was quick to reply and setting things up seem to go pretty smooth. Issue was she kept pushing back the time and giving excuse after excuse and it took about 3 hours before she finally arrived, she looked like she did in her pics. She started with BBBJ and finished up with cfs. The whole thing felt a little rushed and she wasn't really accommodating. Tried grabbing her breast during doggie and she was pretty against it. She didn't have a bad attitude or anything but it just seem like she was done. She was actually pretty chill, I feel like if things didn't feel so rushed I would of really enjoyed my time with her. Maybe I just got her on a off day.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lena.Rae[/URL][/QUOTE]I was going to try to see her today, but texting with her is like texting one of those customer service bots. The answers only sort of line up with the questions. I asked around on HX and the consensus seems to be that she is often flaky with time and that she isn't worth the headache in that regard.

Got a chance to see SexyStar yesterday morning and man she is one hot little spinner. Short with a killer ass and some perfect little titties. Only downside was both nipples were pierced which I am not a fan of, to me it makes sucking on some nipples a bit harder. I will say her sweet pussy made up for it. Clean and tasted awesome. Dined for a bit and the moved to 69, CFS cowgirl and the pop. One thing that was awesome is that after the pop, she kept riding making sure she got every last bit. I absolutely can not wait to see her again.

Sorry guys if I am leaving anything out. This is my first review since the old RB days.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SuzyStar[/URL]

[QUOTE=BillB949;4806963]Got a chance to see SexyStar yesterday morning and man she is one hot little spinner. Short with a killer ass and some perfect little titties[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. She is on my to-do list.

[QUOTE] Only downside was both nipples were pierced which I am not a fan of, to me it makes sucking on some nipples a bit harder. I will say her sweet pussy made up for it. Clean and tasted awesome. Dined for a bit and the moved to 69[/QUOTE]Girls pierce their nips because they know guys hate it and it discourages guys from sucking too hard. And I am with you. Big fan of DATY. This is what gets me really hard.

[QUOTE]Sorry guys if I am leaving anything out. This is my first review since the old RB days.[/QUOTE]Yeah I could tell you have not done it in a while because you called her Sexy Star, but I know you meant Suzy. Maybe you are still reeling from the session and the blood has not yet returned to your brain ha ha ha.

Steak.

Anyone have any info on this one?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BlondeAmbitions[/URL]

[QUOTE=SteakTartare;4807421]Thanks for the review. She is on my to-do list.

Girls pierce their nips because they know guys hate it and it discourages guys from sucking too hard. And I am with you. Big fan of DATY. This is what gets me really hard.

Yeah I could tell you have not done it in a while because you called her Sexy Star, but I know you meant Suzy. Maybe you are still reeling from the session and the blood has not yet returned to your brain ha ha ha.

Steak.[/QUOTE]Maybe she should change her name to SexySuzyStar.

[QUOTE=AliasIncognito;4807579]Anyone have any info on this one?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BlondeAmbitions[/URL][/QUOTE]Message the peeps on hx.

Saw her post on hx a few times. Decided to set something up to see her. Pics looked good and she said they were a few days ago. Went in, she was the girl in the pics, but completely misleading. 2-3/10 looks, no makeup, no effort, out of shape, probably late 30's. Poor attitude to beat. Turned around and left.

Chrystal Moss is visiting San Diego this Saturday from the OC. She doesn't have much history on Hx but has extensive history (now deleted) on ter, and a pretty lengthy history on P411. From my research, 99.9999% sure her pics are legit. Service is pricey, but that's what you get from these girls crossing over from PD / P411 a lot of times. Wondering if anyone has any experience with her. Would love some intel. Feel free to PM if you like.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Chrystalmoss15[/URL]

[QUOTE=JayJayTer;4804554]Hello Gents,

I finally was able to break into the ranks of HX.

Met up with a fine lady that was willing to see a HX noob.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/truepassion[/URL]

Texted her for a late night meeting, but she was done for the night. But was willing to meet up the next night[/QUOTE]What was the $ damage.