Massage Parlor Reports

Finally saw the famous Bella. My experience did not go as well as prior posts about her have indicated. It was sixty bucks for an hour massage. I tried for her full menu, and was told "Next time". Then I tried for BJ, and she said "Next time". Afterward she asked for a tip, and I said "Next time". She said "I'm sorry", gave me a hug, and asked again for a tip. The HJ was good, so I gave her a twenty. She said "No, forty! I tried to leave, and she blocked and hung on to me until I gave her forty.

This is the new place on Sheridan near 75th. Drove by today and noticed they had a mini marquee sign in the window advertising 20% off for police, firemen, and seniors. This place is either totally legit and hurting for business or they have balls of steel.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;2154485]This is the new place on Sheridan near 75th. Drove by today and noticed they had a mini marquee sign in the window advertising 20% off for police, firemen, and seniors. This place is either totally legit and hurting for business or they have balls of steel.[/QUOTE]I did the drive by too awhile back and been waiting for a review. I have some time off next I may have to give it a try as long as the fee is reasonable.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;2154485]This is the new place on Sheridan near 75th. Drove by today and noticed they had a mini marquee sign in the window advertising 20% off for police, firemen, and seniors. This place is either totally legit and hurting for business or they have balls of steel.[/QUOTE]Actually, pretty smart. Cop walks in says give me the 20% police discount. You sure as he'll know he doesn't get the HE!

[QUOTE=BuddyWackett;2157478]Actually, pretty smart. Cop walks in says give me the 20% police discount. You sure as he'll know he doesn't get the HE![/QUOTE]That is exactly what I was thinking.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;2157259]I did the drive by too awhile back and been waiting for a review. I have some time off next I may have to give it a try as long as the fee is reasonable.[/QUOTE]I think this place is 100% legit. I drive by every day during my normal course of business. From what I have seen: They don't stay open very late. The MTs look 'professional' (See my earlier post about the Asian couple with the medical looking garb). They seem to advertise their services on the door. I'll try to get a closer look at the little poster on the door, possibly today. I'd hate for anyone to TOFTT and waste their time and more. I'll try to learn more and relay whatever I find. Give me a day or two.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;2158262]I think this place is 100% legit. I drive by every day during my normal course of business. From what I have seen: They don't stay open very late. The MTs look 'professional' (See my earlier post about the Asian couple with the medical looking garb). They seem to advertise their services on the door. I'll try to get a closer look at the little poster on the door, possibly today. I'd hate for anyone to TOFTT and waste their time and more. I'll try to learn more and relay whatever I find. Give me a day or two.[/QUOTE]Was on my way to check out the new place last Sunday at noon and while driving past Shanghai seen the providers arriving for the day. One was a regular and the other was new for me. Change of plans I went to Shanghai. Lilly: petite tight body, 30's looking but likely 40's with asian age curve, limited english but friendly. Good not great massage, great finish! Standard fee's.

I stopped at BR (new place Sheridan, south of 75th). Here's what I learned. The two pieces of paper on the outside of the window are their licensing papers. Walk in and was greeted by a short, pleasant Chinese lady about 35-45 lady wearing white sweats and white tshirt. She looked ok by AMP standards (not bad, not good), small body, not fat, not fit, and had a decent command of the English. As I walked in, I did a quick once over and took a mental note. There is a small desk and a stand up board with a long list of massage services on it. To the left is an accordion style partition standing about 6 feet tall. I couldn't see over it, but am assuming the massage table is right there. To the back there was a massage machine thing that looks like a weigh lifting bench set for the inclined press. Two doors behind the lady. One was a washroom. The other was unmarked.

Seeing the price list, machine, and accordion partition, I made a quick assessment that I wasn't going to get what I was looking for. I don't have a lot of funds to spare and just couldn't risk wasting them to learn anything else. It was the wide open massage area that really spooked me from finding out anything more. Once I made this decision in my head, I started gabbing about her landlord and a space for rent a few units down. She says the landlord is nice. Sorry guys, but I couldn't TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;2160905]I stopped at BR (new place Sheridan, south of 75th). Here's what I learned. The two pieces of paper on the outside of the window are their licensing papers. Walk in and was greeted by a short, pleasant Chinese lady about 35-45 lady wearing white sweats and white tshirt. She looked ok by AMP standards (not bad, not good), small body, not fat, not fit, and had a decent command of the English. As I walked in, I did a quick once over and took a mental note. There is a small desk and a stand up board with a long list of massage services on it. To the left is an accordion style partition standing about 6 feet tall. I couldn't see over it, but am assuming the massage table is right there. To the back there was a massage machine thing that looks like a weigh lifting bench set for the inclined press. Two doors behind the lady. One was a washroom. The other was unmarked.

Seeing the price list, machine, and accordion partition, I made a quick assessment that I wasn't going to get what I was looking for. I don't have a lot of funds to spare and just couldn't risk wasting them to learn anything else. It was the wide open massage area that really spooked me from finding out anything more. Once I made this decision in my head, I started gabbing about her landlord and a space for rent a few units down. She says the landlord is nice. Sorry guys, but I couldn't TOFTT.[/QUOTE]Nice try! What did you learn from the price list? Not sure if my curiosity will get the best of me to go check it out. In my opinion, If you end up with a decent massage not all is lost. I may have to TOFTT.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;2161911]Nice try! What did you learn from the price list? Not sure if my curiosity will get the best of me to go check it out. In my opinion, If you end up with a decent massage not all is lost. I may have to TOFTT.[/QUOTE]It was too dark in there and the writing was too small to read from where I was standing. It looked like a pretty extensive list, with about 20 items. Hope that helps?

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;2161911]I may have to TOFTT.[/QUOTE]And please let the team how it goes. We're all looking forward to reading all about it.

[QUOTE=DickSergeant;2153770]Finally saw the famous Bella. My experience did not go as well as prior posts about her have indicated. It was sixty bucks for an hour massage. I tried for her full menu, and was told "Next time". Then I tried for BJ, and she said "Next time". Afterward she asked for a tip, and I said "Next time". She said "I'm sorry", gave me a hug, and asked again for a tip. The HJ was good, so I gave her a twenty. She said "No, forty! I tried to leave, and she blocked and hung on to me until I gave her forty.[/QUOTE]Had her a few days back, a servicable, yet lackluster massage with a standard HE. Maybe multiple visits will get better results.

What I'd love to see in the area would be a place like they have in Illinois with the lingerie modeling places (I believe Rockford area).

[QUOTE=RacineLurker;2162887]Had her a few days back, a servicable, yet lackluster massage with a standard HE. Maybe multiple visits will get better results.

What I'd love to see in the area would be a place like they have in Illinois with the lingerie modeling places (I believe Rockford area).[/QUOTE]Please tell me more about the lingerie modeling places.

[QUOTE=DickSergeant;2167745]Please tell me more about the lingerie modeling places.[/QUOTE]In a nutshell (no pun intended) - you go to the lingerie store. There are 3-4 models you choose from to have a private session where they try on various lingerie items. What usually happens is similar to your typical AMP (drop a few 20's on a table and they get the idea you're looking for more). For more information, check out the Rockford forums (look for places like ELB. Exclusive Lingerie Boutique).

Took another trip to Northside, had a really good experience with Michelle. For Northside that simply means a better than average massage and a decent handshake. Maybe I'm an oddball, but I like the relative safety of the place.