Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1080051]I've called her two different times, on different days, from different numbers, to get the honest scoop. I know most LMT's will pretty much hang-up if you breach the subject of extras over the phone. Heard she was from LA. Opened up to her about also living near Hollywood. Said that I met many educated women who love doing Tantric massage as a true holistic experience. That I really, really hate being layered in sheets. Said she didn't do "those types" of massage and her enthusiasm typically slowed at that point. However. She asked if I still wanted to make an appointment. Interesting. Either business is slow and she's hoping I'll in no way feel aroused during the session, or, she knows outcall at my place means I should have the freedom to decline draping. It's still a TOFTT with chances of things being on the vanilla side. I know she has another gal 'Marissa' working under her. Mileage might be better with an under the radar assistant.[/QUOTE]OK, I admit I TOFTT on this. She is very pretty and was wearing an outfit that suggested either a) she knows she is good looking and likes to show off or b) maybe something else is available. Sadly my experience was "a". I tried several different ways to get rid of the draping. No deal. Her hands stayed completely away from any "danger" zones to the point where I did not get the complete massage I would prefer. This one may be one where several visits earns you some privileges, but her rates are not low enough to encourage that. Overall I would say that if someone does get lucky with this one it would be good, but for right now I am not rich enough or desperate enough to pursue it.

[QUOTE=Wetboy;1080290] She is very pretty and was wearing an outfit that suggested either a) she knows she is good looking and likes to show off or b) maybe something else is available. Sadly my experience was "a". [/QUOTE]I once considered seeing her, but then I started thinking: if she is good (massage, HE, she would get lots of returning customers (good massage, HE + looks) and she does not have to advertise every single day. Milwaukee is not the best place for AMP, and anything that is reasonably good will get immediately a lot of attention.

[QUOTE=Wetboy;1080290]OK, I admit I TOFTT on this. She is very pretty and was wearing an outfit that suggested either a) she knows she is good looking and likes to show off or b) maybe something else is available. Sadly my experience was "a". I tried several different ways to get rid of the draping. No deal. Her hands stayed completely away from any "danger" zones to the point where I did not get the complete massage I would prefer. This one may be one where several visits earns you some privileges, but her rates are not low enough to encourage that. Overall I would say that if someone does get lucky with this one it would be good, but for right now I am not rich enough or desperate enough to pursue it.[/QUOTE]Jess is from Milwaukee and had formal training in LA for massage. She also did a stint in the army so she knows how to handle men. She was pretty a long time ago and I'm glad she still is. Cuntney, who is very pretty as well, is from LA and moved here for all the wrong reasons. As much as a tease as Jess is reported to be, I would bet she gives a WAY better massage than the scammer Cuntney.

[QUOTE=Wetboy;1080290]OK, I admit I TOFTT on this. She is very pretty and was wearing an outfit that suggested either a) she knows she is good looking and likes to show off or b) maybe something else is available. Sadly my experience was "a". I tried several different ways to get rid of the draping. No deal. Her hands stayed completely away from any "danger" zones to the point where I did not get the complete massage I would prefer. This one may be one where several visits earns you some privileges, but her rates are not low enough to encourage that. Overall I would say that if someone does get lucky with this one it would be good, but for right now I am not rich enough or desperate enough to pursue it.[/QUOTE]Oh, you guys. Told you a long time ago the LA massage was a scam. Scam= no HE in my book. She came over tits bobbling around in a tight cute little outfit. And it was a similar Courtney type ripoff, except the massage was average quality. Courtney really doesn't even massage. Just lightly rub. Jessica will do a half ass attempt to massage. But for the price. Way out of line. She gives a $50 massage at best, not $120.

[QUOTE=Flattopper; 1077044]After weighing my options yesterday, (Red in Hales Corners, Liz in West Milwaukee, or Sassy in West Allis) I decided to take a drive to West Allis for an in home massage. So far from that list, I had only gone to see Red. Her place was ok, small and cluttered, but not too bad. The hallway to her apt wreaked of smoke though, which I'm not fond of. I was glad to find out that her apartment wasn't smokey too. She asked for the cash up front, which I'm also not fond of. But I handed it over and got ready. In hindsight you pay upfront at most AMP's so I guess it's not a big deal. Sassy is quite the talker, and she asks alot of personal questions. Ie: do you have kids, how old etc etc. She told me that she's been doing massages for a long time, but only out of her house for a year or two. From her massage technique, I doubt that to be true. She didn't hit any of the good pressure points, and in general didn't use much pressure anywhere. The whole massage lacked enthusiasm.

After the flip, she massaged my chest and oddly my stomach. Then down to the thighs, which usually gets things perked up. Wasn't happening this time, I was only at about half mast. She let my hands wander anywhere and everywhere which helped with my lack of wood. The HE was very mechanical, and she did it with her eyes closed. Nice firm grip, but too fast on the upswing. Plus she didn't assist with the cleanup. I will say one positive thing is that she's not a clock watcher. I went for 1/2 and ended up at 45. Although had she put forth a little more effort I could have been done at 25.

All in all, I was a little disappointed, and doubt that I'll be a repeat client. [/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. Encouraging that she lets your hands wander all over. Does she do the massage topless?

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1080621]Oh, you guys. Told you a long time ago the LA massage was a scam. [/QUOTE]Once again we learn that if we are too lazy to read through all the reports we have to learn our own lessons. I wish there was a database that was easier to search than this forum is. On the other hand this forum is MUCH better than nothing. Sometimes I'm just too lazy for my own good.

I'm not sure I would go so far as to call LA massage a scam. It is what it claims to be. The full hour was spent performing a reasonably good imitation of a massage. The fact that she is attractive is a positive. The fact that she is not really good at massage just makes her mediocre, not a scam. The fact that she does not fulfill my fantasy and jump me, is a sad fact of life. The fact that she charges too much for a mediocre massage is a lesson learned and now shared with you guys.

[QUOTE=Wetboy; 1080637]Once again we learn that if we are too lazy to read through all the reports we have to learn our own lessons. I wish there was a database that was easier to search than this forum is. On the other hand this forum is MUCH better than nothing. Sometimes I'm just too lazy for my own good.

I'm not sure I would go so far as to call LA massage a scam. It is what it claims to be. The full hour was spent performing a reasonably good imitation of a massage. The fact that she is attractive is a positive. The fact that she is not really good at massage just makes her mediocre, not a scam. The fact that she does not fulfill my fantasy and jump me, is a sad fact of life. The fact that she charges too much for a mediocre massage is a lesson learned and now shared with you guys. [/QUOTE]Hey Wetboy, you and I have shared many of the same providers, both HE and legit. True Jessica is not really a scam but when she advertises in the sexy outfit, even though others have said no HE, you think to yourself they were just fat slobs. Handsome, good looking guys like us will make her change her tune. So such luck. Yep, sometmes we are not TOFTT but just taking one for ourselves to see if we can seduce one into a HE. Kind of like collecting baseball cards, you just go out and see how many you can collect.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1080787]Hey Wetboy, you and I have shared many of the same providers, both HE and legit.[/QUOTE]Its a forum full of eskimo brothers :the

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1080787]Hey Wetboy, you and I have shared many of the same providers, both HE and legit. True Jessica is not really a scam but when she advertises in the sexy outfit, even though others have said no HE, you think to yourself they were just fat slobs. Handsome, good looking guys like us will make her change her tune. So such luck. Yep, sometmes we are not TOFTT but just taking one for ourselves to see if we can seduce one into a HE. Kind of like collecting baseball cards, you just go out and see how many you can collect.[/QUOTE]Maybe that's why I hung in there with Cuntney as long as I did, although I did get regular HEs in the old days at the Sun Club. Best legit massage in town that I've ever gotten is from a CMT named Tori. Used to (still? Works at Le Club. I used to get massages at her house for a very reasonable price. No HEs or anything else related, but I didn't care because the deep tissue massage was that good. Very attractive girl also. Only probem was her incredibly annoying dog that became more and more problematic as time went on. Finally, after a mixup in an appointment time I decided to take a break from her. You can't say anything bad about someone's dog. It's like criticising their kid.

Just saw on ero mp that Asian Massage in Greenfield closed. Can anyone confirm this?

WetBoy Sorry to hear you had such a blue-ball busting experience with Jessica. Again, I'd be curious if her other therapist, Marissa is worth it. However, after reading your post, I don't think I want to chance the 120 for a bland session with a mature beauty.

I had a similar experience with 'Lay' at MilwaukeeBestMassage. Possible networking connection to a male tantric provider had me thinking she might be TGTBT. She truly is. I tried to flirt and be expressive. She was cool as ice, looked sexy as hell, and gave a 1 hour Swedish massage for 80 that I could have gotten anywhere for 60.

[QUOTE=Wetboy;1080290]OK, I admit I TOFTT on this. She is very pretty and was wearing an outfit that suggested either a) she knows she is good looking and likes to show off or b) maybe something else is available. Sadly my experience was "a". I tried several different ways to get rid of the draping. No deal. Her hands stayed completely away from any "danger" zones to the point where I did not get the complete massage I would prefer. This one may be one where several visits earns you some privileges, but her rates are not low enough to encourage that. Overall I would say that if someone does get lucky with this one it would be good, but for right now I am not rich enough or desperate enough to pursue it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1081743]WetBoy Sorry to hear you had such a blue-ball busting experience with Jessica. Again, I'd be curious if her other therapist, Marissa is worth it. However, after reading your post, I don't think I want to chance the 120 for a bland session with a mature beauty.

I had a similar experience with 'Lay' at MilwaukeeBestMassage. Possible networking connection to a male tantric provider had me thinking she might be TGTBT. She truly is. I tried to flirt and be expressive. She was cool as ice, looked sexy as hell, and gave a 1 hour Swedish massage for 80 that I could have gotten anywhere for 60. [/QUOTE]I went into it knowing that it was likely not a HE massage, so the only problem was that it was not worth the price. From what I observed Jessica (and probably Marissa) like to use their looks to get business but see themselves as completely legitimate. Unlike what I have heard about Courtney, Jessica actually gives a massage, but for the price it is not as good as what I have gotten from other legitimate providers.

Milwaukee's "Best" Massage is completely and only legitimate from everything I have heard. I have heard that one of the ladies there gives Tantric massage on her own away from that salon, but I have no personal experience with that.

I actually enjoy a legitimate massage with no HE. My ideal is both a good massage and a HE but that is as rare as a client that likes HE but doesn't push the provider for more and more.

[QUOTE=Wetboy; 1081921]I went into it knowing that it was likely not a HE massage, so the only problem was that it was not worth the price. From what I observed Jessica (and probably Marissa) like to use their looks to get business but see themselves as completely legitimate. Unlike what I have heard about Courtney, Jessica actually gives a massage, but for the price it is not as good as what I have gotten from other legitimate providers.

Milwaukee's "Best" Massage is completely and only legitimate from everything I have heard. I have heard that one of the ladies there gives Tantric massage on her own away from that salon, but I have no personal experience with that.

I actually enjoy a legitimate massage with no HE. My ideal is both a good massage and a HE but that is as rare as a client that likes HE but doesn't push the provider for more and more. [/QUOTE]I got a real massage, no HE from our friend and it pretty much put me in bed for two days I was so sore, but now I feel great. All for half the price of Ripoffnay that charges $120 to give you a light rub and with stupid look on her face. Jessica gives a $40 massage for $120 and I doubt she gets much repeat business. Otherwise she would not have advertise the hell out of CL. If she gave HE, her advertising days would be over, she'd probably get some repeat business. She was cool about no draping and self service, but still not much of a massage. Kind of air headed too. Maybe some of our brethren can change her tune.

[QUOTE=Jack Dandy;1081423]Just saw on ero mp that Asian Massage in Greenfield closed. Can anyone confirm this?[/QUOTE]Just On Sundays it is open every nite till eight

Stay away from the place that was near college they moved and are now using a crummy rundown hotel each week.

Chick was nasty and had scabs all over her arms and legs. You know they don't have fresh linens in those dumps so you might be laying in last guys goo.