Strip Club Reports

Went to Puzzles last night after a brief hiatus from strip clubs. I have always enjoyed Puzzles because the management makes sure that the entertainment caters to the clientele, without being pushy. Generally, if the workers are sitting down, congregating, or not otherwise mingling, the manager will break up the gaggle of strippers and make them entertain the patrons. Moreover, the strippers always introduce themselves and, at most, will only ask for a dance. I have never been approached by a stripper in Puzzles for a gratuitous tip. For those that have been to the "Block," everything is on the menu at Puzzles, other than the alcohol. However, it is BYOB and you must have card to get in.

I judge strippers pretty harsh, because I won't tip, dance, or touch a stripper unless she looks good enough for me to be interested in her if she had her clothes on (that's face and body). That being said, of the approximately 12 women at Puzzles, all except 4 met my standards. Like I said, I've been on hiatus, but I've been to every strip club in PG, DC, Charles, and (for the most part) Baltimore, and I generally prefer the Block. However, if you like in Southern MD and like young black women, $5 lap dances, and a good ratio of strippers to patrons, you can't go wrong with Puzzles.

Pros: good selection, $5 lap dances per song, down to earth ladies, attentive management, and extras.

Cons: there is a video camera (and I don't know what is done w / the video) , and the place has had some heat due to new County regulations dealing with certain types of strip clubs.

[QUOTE=DaVideoMan; 1380078]This is my first post. Hopefully, there will be many more. I meet the infamous and crazy [b]Pimp Trick[/b] on the Loop. He told me about this board and hopefully my ways will be a huge contribution.

My runs show that transgenders are throughout the city and working around street walkers. I know there was some on WVA and Kennedy during my monger runs.[/QUOTE]Alright PT, who's "DaVideoMan" dude you speaketh of?

Since you seem to give him carte blanche, I'm just givin him the benefit of the doubt.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick; 1393730]With the MCT kicked off by DaVideoMan, OM78, WiseBorn and PT at the Ebony Inn. We started the first round of playoff action. I had to say it was a little empty, but less mongers more lap dances for the OM78.

We was impressed with Chyna. Pictures are made by the Monger League and video by [b]DaVideoMan[/b]. Crazy dude. I got about four lap dances in with one being a little on the smelly side. I had to check for skid marks. SMH.

Kicking off the second round tomorrow and hope the pickings are much better. Like how it was last Thursday for me. Instead, it is VIP for the Trick.[/QUOTE]
[b]"DaVideoMan"[/b] where you at?

Mongering minds wanna to know.

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[QUOTE=Md Curious2;1392846]I use to travel a lot to Daytona beach. If anyone flies south for the spring, hit this place when it first opens (usually seven). The VIP rooms will have you leaving like the king of the world. The best time to go is after a major convention or bike week, the money has dried up. I would say it's the best place in America and I have been through a lot of states. Use your little brain to choose and your big brain to negotiate. Hint: Blondes do have more fun.[/QUOTE]They must have been reading the board- 3/1/2012- Daytona Beach police this morning announced a 16-month investigation into prostitution and drug dealing at a strip club. As part of "Operation Chum Bucket," police served a search warrant Wednesday night at the Shark Lounge strip club at 7* E. International Speedway Blvd, where police say undercover officers made more than 20 drug buys involving marijuana, pills and cocaine."It hasn't been cleaned in over a thousand years, ' Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood told TV reporters."It's skanky. It's filthy. If I was a roach, I wouldn't live inside."Two dancers were arrested Wednesday on charges of prostitution after police say they solicited undercover officers."It's a whorehouse, ' Chitwood added. Several other people inside the club were arrested on charges related to drug sales, prostitution, lewd and lascivious conduct or on warrants, police said.

Video camera will veto me from this spot. I am not one who like Monger trafficking done.

[QUOTE=DoeSurfer; 1394038]Went to Puzzles last night after a brief hiatus from strip clubs. I have always enjoyed Puzzles because the management makes sure that the entertainment caters to the clientele, without being pushy. Generally, if the workers are sitting down, congregating, or not otherwise mingling, the manager will break up the gaggle of strippers and make them entertain the patrons. Moreover, the strippers always introduce themselves and, at most, will only ask for a dance. I have never been approached by a stripper in Puzzles for a gratuitous tip. For those that have been to the "Block," everything is on the menu at Puzzles, other than the alcohol. However, it is BYOB and you must have card to get in.

I judge strippers pretty harsh, because I won't tip, dance, or touch a stripper unless she looks good enough for me to be interested in her if she had her clothes on (that's face and body). That being said, of the approximately 12 women at Puzzles, all except 4 met my standards. Like I said, I've been on hiatus, but I've been to every strip club in PG, DC, Charles, and (for the most part) Baltimore, and I generally prefer the Block. However, if you like in Southern MD and like young black women, $5 lap dances, and a good ratio of strippers to patrons, you can't go wrong with Puzzles.

Pros: good selection, $5 lap dances per song, down to earth ladies, attentive management, and extras.

Cons: there is a video camera (and I don't know what is done w / the video) , and the place has had some heat due to new County regulations dealing with certain types of strip clubs.[/QUOTE]

Nice to know.

[QUOTE=Md Curious2;1392846]I use to travel a lot to Daytona beach. If anyone flies south for the spring, hit this place when it first opens (usually seven). The VIP rooms will have you leaving like the king of the world. The best time to go is after a major convention or bike week, the money has dried up. I would say it's the best place in America and I have been through a lot of states. Use your little brain to choose and your big brain to negotiate. Hint: Blondes do have more fun.[/QUOTE]But not sure they belong here as this is for Washington DC strip club reports. Just saying.

[QUOTE=Md Curious2;1394459]They must have been reading the board- 3/1/2012- Daytona Beach police this morning announced a 16-month investigation into prostitution and drug dealing at a strip club. As part of "Operation Chum Bucket," police served a search warrant Wednesday night at the Shark Lounge strip club at 7* E. International Speedway Blvd, where police say undercover officers made more than 20 drug buys involving marijuana, pills and cocaine."It hasn't been cleaned in over a thousand years, ' Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood told TV reporters."It's skanky. It's filthy. If I was a roach, I wouldn't live inside."Two dancers were arrested Wednesday on charges of prostitution after police say they solicited undercover officers."It's a whorehouse, ' Chitwood added. Several other people inside the club were arrested on charges related to drug sales, prostitution, lewd and lascivious conduct or on warrants, police said.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigCoolie; 1392539]This post reminded me that I haven't ventured there in a long while, so I went to visit last night. While at times, there could be moments were there are too few women that was not the case for most of last night. They had some very good ones last night. It was about 10 girls and 13 guys, not much variety, but all were "thin with a nice little phat booty" like Scorpion Frog stated. I was looking for a freak. Though, I didn't find her last night and I was able to get a dance from three women before I left. I guess the freaky ones are those that are taken for the whole night. Some of the girls were actually standing up in VIP instead of on the floor for some reason, so I went up there, took my pick, and brought them back down. A very cheap way to have a lot of fun. I will repeat, just not so often.

We need more clubs like Sharky's in Daytona Beach:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7324-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1324060&viewfull=1#post1324060[/url]

Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]They're all thin with Big Booties because they all use the same illegal butt injector. The same butt injector that did video model Angel Lola Luv when she danced there.

Just thought you should know

[QUOTE=Drkrider; 1391660]I went back through Ebony Inn on Friday. During the day (right after work) and again late in the evening with my boy. There were actually more girls during the day and phatter booty ones than the night shift.

My man wanted to stop by Irvings first which ended up being a mistake. Irvings was weak. There were about 10 girls, no stunners or straight nasty freaks. Just average chiks who wanted 10 / song. I wasn't impressed. We were there early (11ish) so that may have been the problem. About 8 guys, no energy. Slow. 20 cover. 10 dance. $30 wasted.

Cruised over to Ebony Inn and things were slightly better. 15 girls. 10 guys or so. Many chiks and guys were out by the bar. We posted up in the back corner of the club and checked out the talent. Not as good as the day, but a few were promising. We ended up knowing a couple of the girls so he picked his favorite took her to the corner and "got it in" during his lapdance.

I ended up picking out one a little later. And followed his lead. All in all a decent night.

The only thing I'll complain about is the "funk" factor of some of these chiks. Nothing is more of a turn off than when you get a soft nasty female on your lap and then you start to smell shit and pussy funk when they bend over and shake their ass. It makes for a quick dance. I had to check my shirt for a skid marks. It's happened twice to me at the Ebony Inn. Damn shame.[/QUOTE]You're the second dude to complain of hygene problems at this club, This is not a good look. I know that the daytime shift has use of a VIP room but the night shift has to sneak in the corners, Not totally sure but the corner shots with no clean up could be the reason for the smells but damn I doubt that the corners are that popular.

[QUOTE=Drkrider;1391660]Nothing is more of a turn off than when you get a soft nasty female on your lap and then you start to smell shit and pussy funk when they bend over and shake their ass.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of a bad experience I had in Texas many years ago, before the internet. Went to a roadside jack-shack style place that had rooms for private shows, and put down quite a bit of money on the hints and promises of the show getting "better" the more I paid. The white-trash skank took off her panties and started backing up in my face, and I got a nasty whiff of ass. I mean ass that was washed yesterday, but used today.

The jack shack turned out to be self-service only, and without going into detail, the affair ended with Maynard from Pulp Fiction coming after me with a shotgun. Needless to say, I didn't get a refund. LOL

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1395094]Reminds me of a bad experience I had in Texas many years ago, before the internet. Went to a roadside jack-shack style place that had rooms for private shows, and put down quite a bit of money on the hints and promises of the show getting "better" the more I paid. The white-trash skank took off her panties and started backing up in my face, and I got a nasty whiff of ass. I mean ass that was washed yesterday, but used today.

The jack shack turned out to be self-service only, and without going into detail, the affair ended with Maynard from Pulp Fiction coming after me with a shotgun. Needless to say, I didn't get a refund. LOL[/QUOTE]Decided to venture into the Ebony Inn, since all the other "watering" holes from BWI to DC are vanashing. After reading posts about the Ebony Inn. Decided to over look the neighborhood surroundings and go for it. Boy am I glad I did. I arrived around 1:30 pm Friday. Just a couple of girls and couple of customers- just the way I like it. Easier to get personal attention, rather than standing in line. This is PG County right- could not believe the amount of contact. Also lap dances where you pay as you go- haven't seen that since Red Fireplace Lounge in Waldorf. I think this girl cut me a break because she was really into things.

Anyway- as soon as I sat down, I was approach by a extremely friendly dancer. Lets just say "why change lanes when you are in the express lane". I think I was in the back corner "putting it in" within 10 minutes. Boy I love it when things fall together WITHOUT a plan, helps to balance out the bad days. Went to the VIP. Got the digits and verified digits BEFORE leaving. Won't mention names or too much detail. Just think of all the gas money I can save not driving to the dead BLOCK. The recession is over as of today!

Fellow mongers and Seniors,

I fully RTFF, but I hate going to a place acting and feeling like a nubie. So I am hoping to get some 411 from some of you seniors who frequent the Ebony. I am thinking about making an afternoon trip and getting some gormet items listed on the FS menu in VIP. I am very curious about the VIP area: is it private or do I have to share it with fellow mongers who are trying to "get it in"? Is it a seperate room? Is the time in the VIP set up by the dancer and you? The bartender? A VIP guy?

Any info would be helpful, looking to try it out later in the week.

Be safe out there,

Hawkeye

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md; 1397316]Fellow mongers and Seniors,

I fully RTFF, but I hate going to a place acting and feeling like a nubie. So I am hoping to get some 411 from some of you seniors who frequent the Ebony. I am thinking about making an afternoon trip and getting some gormet items listed on the FS menu in VIP. I am very curious about the VIP area: is it private or do I have to share it with fellow mongers who are trying to "get it in"? Is it a seperate room? Is the time in the VIP set up by the dancer and you? The bartender? A VIP guy?

Any info would be helpful, looking to try it out later in the week.

Be safe out there,

Hawkeye[/QUOTE]At the risk of seeing yet another establishment busted I'll just say that there's privacy afforded at this place for the shy, basically just get a high mileage lap dance and ask the dancer about this. Report back

[QUOTE=WiseBorn;1397448]At the risk of seeing yet another establishment busted[/QUOTE]Exactly. I think people should use discretion when reporting in this thread.

[QUOTE=WiseBorn;1397448]At the risk of seeing yet another establishment busted I'll just say that there's privacy afforded at this place for the shy, basically just get a high mileage lap dance and ask the dancer about this. Report back[/QUOTE]Yes, my bad, please only reply with pm's.

Lets keep as much UTR.

Muchas gracias.

Hawkeye

Went there on Saturday night. Chula X4B is advertised as a nude club, and is only open Friday and Saturday nights; I usually enjoy this club because of their low dancer to patron ratio. This isn't good for the dancers, but there is money to be made, and the low customer turnout means they work a little harder (I. E. Get nude) , and I can make my rounds to everyone sparking my interest. I understand they are desperate for business there. But this "desperation" is what got the girls to go nude. I've gotten impromptu nude lapdances there, but it became evident that the girls get nude based on demand, or how much potential there is to make money. A lot of demand, no nudity. I walk in around 11:40 and there's like 15 or so women patrons along with about 15 guys! Where did all these women come from? Since when are women flocking to strip clubs to see female dancers? I mean you normally see a few stragglers here and there, or a few butches hiding in the corners and shadows. Having this many women in a strip club changes the dynamic of a club. Women dance differently for a lot of women in the room than they do for a mostly male audience. So nobody got nude, (though a couple of girls went topless). I'm sorry but I'm not "making in rain" on some chick dancing around fully clothed. It was a dissappointing night there, and I left for the first time, having only paid the $20 cover charge and not tipping anyone (sucks going home with $40 in singles). This club follows that pattern-go hard and push the boundaries, then they simmer down and get very "PC", then when people stop coming back and the place gets dead, they get raunchy again. Weird. I guess I'll have to wait it out a few more weeks for them to get "desperate" again.

Was up there 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday.

It was dead 7 guys and about 11 dancers, nothing special

There is a girl up there that is very pushy, NO means no lady.

Maybe the weekends are better?