Massage Parlor Reports

Twopop, can't send you pm. Says your messages are full till you clear some space.

[QUOTE=TwoPupPop;1308266]You have PM.[/QUOTE]

Ok, reading all the great stuff about Holly, I have decided to take the plunge into the world of AMPs for the first time in ages. Is there any way for me to know for sure that she is there when I go? Last time I went to an AMP and asked for someone specific, I got hosed when mamasan lied to me and I ended up getting some crappy dead fish of a girl. That was the last time I have been to one. Does Holly have any distinguishing characteristics that I can know it is her? Thanks for any info, PMs accepted if desired. You guys rock!

[QUOTE=TwoPupPop;1308266]You have PM.[/QUOTE]See info on occasion but missing some detail. Would love to see her if it is worth it.

[QUOTE=Thebleed;1310222]Ok, reading all the great stuff about Holly, I have decided to take the plunge into the world of AMPs for the first time in ages. Is there any way for me to know for sure that she is there when I go? Last time I went to an AMP and asked for someone specific, I got hosed when mamasan lied to me and I ended up getting some crappy dead fish of a girl. That was the last time I have been to one. Does Holly have any distinguishing characteristics that I can know it is her? Thanks for any info, PMs accepted if desired. You guys rock![/QUOTE]Most of the times she answers the door. If not every time I am there there are several that will ask to see Holly and if she is not there, then they will tell you. Holly is very funny and will tell you she is there to make you happy. I've never had any problems at all.

Went to the AMP on Broadway this afternoon. Nice location The 2 girls there were very attractive. Clean BIg Space theres a Desk in Front. I was Greeted by Amy (younger girl mid 20's) she showed me to the Room I asked for Shower she brings me a Towel leads me to shower. I was thinkin she was going to give me the Shower but she said No. So I Showered real quick got back in the Room. Amy Came in Gave me a Great Massage for about 40 Mins. There were no Signs of any Extra till Alice (mid 35s good looking) comes in before the flip starts rubbing on my balls while I'm layin face down. So on the Flip Amy Leaves and Alice continues playin with my balls I put her hand on my sword. She starts stroking It. Finished me up and cleaned me Up with hotel. I asked why Amy doesn't come in too. She goes Amy don't do front she scared. Then said come back and see us again. And let me out the door. I will repeat maybe very Attractive and Friendly Girls.

Has anyone actually seen Taylar in person recently, not one of her girls. Call me crazy, but Damn her pictures are hot. I would love to see her. I just would like to know what I am getting into first. What services are available, and at what rates these days. Has anyone had a good time with her.

PM me to and is she or her girls FS or GFE

[QUOTE=EricRichardson; 1310639]Has anyone actually seen Taylar in person recently, not one of her girls. Call me crazy, but Damn her pictures are hot. I would love to see her. I just would like to know what I am getting into first. What services are available, and at what rates these days. Has anyone had a good time with her.

PM me to and is she or her girls FS or GFE[/QUOTE]WTF Eric.

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Nick

[QUOTE=Nickn3; 1310734]WTF Eric.

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Nick[/QUOTE]Dang, that is one of the funniest / saddest things I have seen in a while. I was reading that post and was thinking,"Haven't I read that before?" To answer what I know Nick, Tsuki is the full GFE experience and she does really get into it. That being said, I wonder if it is a bit of an act. Reports I read were pretty similar to my experience with her. I can't speak for Taylor or the new girl as I haven't seen them, but my impression was a mixed bag with Taylor. Maybe that helps some.

[QUOTE=BrownsFan;1310438]Went to the AMP on Broadway this afternoon. Nice location The 2 girls there were very attractive. Clean BIg Space theres a Desk in Front. I was Greeted by Amy (younger girl mid 20's) she showed me to the Room I asked for Shower she brings me a Towel leads me to shower. I was thinkin she was going to give me the Shower but she said No. So I Showered real quick got back in the Room. Amy Came in Gave me a Great Massage for about 40 Mins. There were no Signs of any Extra till Alice (mid 35s good looking) comes in before the flip starts rubbing on my balls while I'm layin face down. So on the Flip Amy Leaves and Alice continues playin with my balls I put her hand on my sword. She starts stroking It. Finished me up and cleaned me Up with hotel. I asked why Amy doesn't come in too. She goes Amy don't do front she scared. Then said come back and see us again. And let me out the door. I will repeat maybe very Attractive and Friendly Girls.[/QUOTE]What does this new place charge? Is it in line with the other AMP's in town?

[QUOTE=Thebleed;1310801]Dang, that is one of the funniest / saddest things I have seen in a while. I was reading that post and was thinking,"Haven't I read that before?" To answer what I know Nick, Tsuki is the full GFE experience and she does really get into it. That being said, I wonder if it is a bit of an act. Reports I read were pretty similar to my experience with her. I can't speak for Taylor or the new girl as I haven't seen them, but my impression was a mixed bag with Taylor. Maybe that helps some.[/QUOTE]As long as they are a damn good actress.

Nice. What was the damage? Extra for the HE?

[QUOTE=BrownsFan;1310438]Went to the AMP on Broadway this afternoon. Nice location The 2 girls there were very attractive. Clean BIg Space theres a Desk in Front. I was Greeted by Amy (younger girl mid 20's) she showed me to the Room I asked for Shower she brings me a Towel leads me to shower. I was thinkin she was going to give me the Shower but she said No. So I Showered real quick got back in the Room. Amy Came in Gave me a Great Massage for about 40 Mins. There were no Signs of any Extra till Alice (mid 35s good looking) comes in before the flip starts rubbing on my balls while I'm layin face down. So on the Flip Amy Leaves and Alice continues playin with my balls I put her hand on my sword. She starts stroking It. Finished me up and cleaned me Up with hotel. I asked why Amy doesn't come in too. She goes Amy don't do front she scared. Then said come back and see us again. And let me out the door. I will repeat maybe very Attractive and Friendly Girls.[/QUOTE]

So I checked out the new massage place on Broadway. Very clean and nice, and seemed to me to be completely legit. I have since learned from another post that I just got the wrong girl. But I can still never go back there again. I'll tell you why.

I got there and Amy met me at the the door. We went back to a room and I got undressed and laid out on the table. About 15 minutes into the rubdown, I was a getting distinct "no extras" vibe off of her, so I resigned myself to a good backrub. In fact, I really needed one and Amy's skills are legit. I was really enjoying it and getting really relaxed when she climbed on my back and started really leaning into my back to crack some vertebrae back into place. She leaned in especially hard on my lower back and I farted.

It was not a quiet little poof, or even a poot. It was the blatting honk of a strangled goose. I swear to God, I think I made the curtains move. I was mortified and wanted nothing more than to find a nice big rock to crawl under. I began to apologize profusely and then she began to snicker and finally to laugh. It didn't help, I was so embarrassed that I could barely meet her eyes.

OMFG I am such a barbarian sometimes.

I made it through the rest of the massage without any more "malfunctions", but I was not the least bit relaxed when I left.

I can never go back there again.

[QUOTE=Knoxgeek; 1312617]So I checked out the new massage place on Broadway. Very clean and nice, and seemed to me to be completely legit. I have since learned from another post that I just got the wrong girl. But I can still never go back there again. I'll tell you why.

I got there and Amy met me at the the door. We went back to a room and I got undressed and laid out on the table. About 15 minutes into the rubdown, I was a getting distinct "no extras" vibe off of her, so I resigned myself to a good backrub. In fact, I really needed one and Amy's skills are legit. I was really enjoying it and getting really relaxed when she climbed on my back and started really leaning into my back to crack some vertebrae back into place. She leaned in especially hard on my lower back and I farted.

It was not a quiet little poof, or even a poot. It was the blatting honk of a strangled goose. I swear to God, I think I made the curtains move. I was mortified and wanted nothing more than to find a nice big rock to crawl under. I began to apologize profusely and then she began to snicker and finally to laugh. It didn't help, I was so embarrassed that I could barely meet her eyes.

OMFG I am such a barbarian sometimes.

I made it through the rest of the massage without any more "malfunctions", but I was not the least bit relaxed when I left.

I can never go back there again.[/QUOTE]That's so damn funny but could happen to anyone. Thanks for sharing!

[QUOTE=Knoxgeek; 1312617]So I checked out the new massage place on Broadway. Very clean and nice, and seemed to me to be completely legit. I have since learned from another post that I just got the wrong girl. But I can still never go back there again. I'll tell you why.

I got there and Amy met me at the the door. We went back to a room and I got undressed and laid out on the table. About 15 minutes into the rubdown, I was a getting distinct "no extras" vibe off of her, so I resigned myself to a good backrub. In fact, I really needed one and Amy's skills are legit. I was really enjoying it and getting really relaxed when she climbed on my back and started really leaning into my back to crack some vertebrae back into place. She leaned in especially hard on my lower back and I farted.

It was not a quiet little poof, or even a poot. It was the blatting honk of a strangled goose. I swear to God, I think I made the curtains move. I was mortified and wanted nothing more than to find a nice big rock to crawl under. I began to apologize profusely and then she began to snicker and finally to laugh. It didn't help, I was so embarrassed that I could barely meet her eyes.

OMFG I am such a barbarian sometimes.

I made it through the rest of the massage without any more "malfunctions", but I was not the least bit relaxed when I left.

I can never go back there again.[/QUOTE]Geek, I'm sorry to laugh, but that is one of the funniest things I've read on this site! I feel for you man, because I've had those same fears myself duriing massages (legit or other) and I too would be mortified!

[QUOTE=Knoxgeek; 1312617]So I checked out the new massage place on Broadway. Very clean and nice, and seemed to me to be completely legit. I have since learned from another post that I just got the wrong girl. But I can still never go back there again. I'll tell you why.

I got there and Amy met me at the the door. We went back to a room and I got undressed and laid out on the table. About 15 minutes into the rubdown, I was a getting distinct "no extras" vibe off of her, so I resigned myself to a good backrub. In fact, I really needed one and Amy's skills are legit. I was really enjoying it and getting really relaxed when she climbed on my back and started really leaning into my back to crack some vertebrae back into place. She leaned in especially hard on my lower back and I farted.

It was not a quiet little poof, or even a poot. It was the blatting honk of a strangled goose. I swear to God, I think I made the curtains move. I was mortified and wanted nothing more than to find a nice big rock to crawl under. I began to apologize profusely and then she began to snicker and finally to laugh. It didn't help, I was so embarrassed that I could barely meet her eyes.

OMFG I am such a barbarian sometimes.

I made it through the rest of the massage without any more "malfunctions", but I was not the least bit relaxed when I left.

I can never go back there again.[/QUOTE]As I was reading this the tears were just rolling down my cheeks! It is so funny but I have been on the table and had to pucker hard to keep from doing the same thing. Hard to enjoy in that situation.