Massage Parlor Reports

Great first report JoeD. And welcome to our little brotherhood. I never cared for the smell of that shower room either, but like you said, it's not so bad after a while. Interesting point on the potential hazards of the shower table.

[QUOTE=JoeD999; 1860672]First Post! I am a very very very long time lurker. I want to thank everyone that does post here as I have learned a lot from you guys over the years (yes I have lurked for years). I am just tired of not contributing so here goes. I have been using the asian apts for a long time but I am getting a little tired of them. It seems like it is the same routine every time. So to change it up I wanted to go for a massage.

I tried the Dream location on Oakton. I drove by this place about a year ago or so when it had a different name but never stopped in. My experience was almost like some of the ones below. Thanks to Werewolf0956 or I never would have known it was open again. I took the hour for $65. I was lead back to the room and I requested the table shower first. The shower room smelled a little. Not enough to make me leave and by the time I was done I didn't notice it as much. I did like the towel she put down on the table shower. Sometimes I wonder how clean those padded areas are and the towel made me feel better about it. After the shower the massage was great. It started a little slow and she did not use any oil which was fine. It was not the best massage I have had but much better than others. I did some roaming around and she did not mind. Then she gets some oil which I usually do not like but it felt great. She wiped the oil off with a hot towel and then I flipped over. On the flip there was no discussion and I was happy. I left a. 40 tip which she seemed fine with. I did watch the time and I was there a little over an hour. My only complaint was that all of the oil did not get wiped off. I think next time I will request another table shower to get it off. Has anyone done that?

I have been to Yun twice since it re-opened but this Dream place is much better. Dream has younger girls and a better massage. It's cheaper too.

I have seen the signs for the new place you guys are talking about on the corner of Elmhurst and Oakton. It seems very public and just too much traffic around there for me.[/QUOTE]

I had the itch again the other day so I went to the place on Oakton again. Sorry for two reports on the same place. I hope that is ok. I got a different girl this time. She was a little older than the last one but still cute. We went to the room and there was a paper sheet on top of the other sheets on the massage table. I don't remember that from the first time and I didn't like it because it would stick to my face when I moved around. At least I knew it was clean. The massage was very good and not rushed. It was a different type of massage than the first time. I figured it would be the same routine but she started off with some lotion and it felt great. She really worked my back and butt which was nice. I did a little roaming around and well you know I ended up happy. I don't like to post too many details. I asked for a shower after to get all the lotion off. She really used a lot of lotion. As I went into the table shower I noticed there was no smell. Kinda makes me think they cleaned it good. I will repeat here but it will be a while just so I can get some variety. The location makes it so tempting since I am only a few minutes from here.

Saw an ad that New Life at Oakton and Elmhurst was finally open. I managed to get off work early enough Friday night to pay them a visit. Fee is 70 at the door, which includes a table shower. I had popped a blue pill before I got there to make sure my intentions were apparent. I got an older gal, could not understand her name. Enrish left a lot to be desired. We went to shower and she cleaned every inch of me, leaving no area without attention. A brief 5 minutes to dry in sauna and back to room. There was a pair of panties drying in the sauna, which I didn't bother sniffing. We got back to room, she starts on backside with a medium massage. I said soft, which she proceeded to do. I had a raging one by this point, and she tickled the sack then reached under and played with it for a bit. I had to turn over to watch, so she put pillow up. Next thing she's pulled up shirt w / no bra and showing me her cute little titties. Not long after she opens a condom, puts in on me, pulls her pants down to knees and starts sucking with no encouragement or direction from me. She is sucking me, says what you want and I told her what I really wanted to do. She just giggled a little, and before you know it I'm done. Tipped her 60, which she seemed quite pleased with.

6 seems kinda low. But its rare to find a provider that knows how to tease. Think I will check them out this week!

[QUOTE=Werewolf0956; 1851212]I saw the ad today and decided to TOFTT.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-dream-spa-new-management-23/18064197[/url]

This is at the same location where there used to be a grimy AMP. It is remodeled nicely. Mamasan answered the doorbell and told me 5min wait (she called Maya). I got undressed and 4. 5mins later Maya came in. I am glad I got her not the mamasan. Decent massage, a lot of oil, good teasing before flip. She wanted. 6 for topless (.4 for standard HR). I gave her. 5 to play with very good twins. TS after massage. Hope they stick around. 45/65 at the door.

Looks. 6.

Massage. 6.

HR. 7[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=George W. Bush;1869632]Saw an ad that New Life at Oakton and Elmhurst was finally open. I managed to get off work early enough Friday night to pay them a visit. Fee is 70 at the door, which includes a table shower. I had popped a blue pill before I got there to make sure my intentions were apparent. I got an older gal, could not understand her name. Enrish left a lot to be desired. We went to shower and she cleaned every inch of me, leaving no area without attention. A brief 5 minutes to dry in sauna and back to room. There was a pair of panties drying in the sauna, which I didn't bother sniffing. We got back to room, she starts on backside with a medium massage. I said soft, which she proceeded to do. I had a raging one by this point, and she tickled the sack then reached under and played with it for a bit. I had to turn over to watch, so she put pillow up. Next thing she's pulled up shirt w / no bra and showing me her cute little titties. Not long after she opens a condom, puts in on me, pulls her pants down to knees and starts sucking with no encouragement or direction from me. She is sucking me, says what you want and I told her what I really wanted to do. She just giggled a little, and before you know it I'm done. Tipped her 60, which she seemed quite pleased with.[/QUOTE]I was getting gas across the street and noticed this place is now open. Sign on the doors says "New Massage Therapy"

The phone number on the door shows up as a construction company if you google it.

[QUOTE=Jovi69; 1870761]I was getting gas across the street and noticed this place is now open. Sign on the doors says "New Massage Therapy"

The phone number on the door shows up as a construction company if you google it.[/QUOTE]I called the number in the BP ad.

This place sucks.

Very nice facilities. Dry sauna, steam room and table shower. It's new and clean.

$70 for the hour.

I was lead to the room by a cute thirtyish yr old lady. She told me to undress and put the towel on. A few minutes later, in walks a lady prob in her fifties. I should of dressed and left.

She put me in the dry sauna right away which makes no sense, then the steam room followed by the table shower. Back to the dry sauna and then finally the massage room.

She put some lotion on her hands and then covered me up with a full size sheet. This also makes no sense as she's already seen everything while giving the table shower. She proceeded to press my back and legs through the sheet. No massage, just pressing. I was actually really hot so I finally said something and she removed the sheet.

She proceeded to just press my back and legs, no meathod or system. She was all over the place.

On the flip, she pressed on my legs and chest, rubbed my scalp and fingers. After about 10 min, she covered me back up with the sheet, then continued the message. Weird!

I tipped $10 which was too much and left annoyed.

They had 2 hobbyist waiting in the lobby when I left.

[QUOTE=Jovi69; 1872570]This place sucks.

Very nice facilities. Dry sauna, steam room and table shower. It's new and clean.

$70 for the hour.

I was lead to the room by a cute thirtyish yr old lady. She told me to undress and put the towel on. A few minutes later, in walks a lady prob in her fifties. I should of dressed and left.

She put me in the dry sauna right away which makes no sense, then the steam room followed by the table shower. Back to the dry sauna and then finally the massage room.

She put some lotion on her hands and then covered me up with a full size sheet. This also makes no sense as she's already seen everything while giving the table shower. She proceeded to press my back and legs through the sheet. No massage, just pressing. I was actually really hot so I finally said something and she removed the sheet.

She proceeded to just press my back and legs, no meathod or system. She was all over the place.

On the flip, she pressed on my legs and chest, rubbed my scalp and fingers. After about 10 min, she covered me back up with the sheet, then continued the message. Weird!

I tipped $10 which was too much and left annoyed.

They had 2 hobbyist waiting in the lobby when I left.[/QUOTE]I was going to try this place out after reading George W. Bush post below. Now after seeing Jovi69's report I am torn. Seems like it's one good and one bad session so far. I have had a massage like the one you described and it was awful. Just pressing around without any real massaging. Hmm what to do?

One bad and one good. How about TOFTT?

[QUOTE=JoeD999;1873631]I was going to try this place out after reading George W. Bush post below. Now after seeing Jovi69's report I am torn. Seems like it's one good and one bad session so far. I have had a massage like the one you described and it was awful. Just pressing around without any real massaging. Hmm what to do?[/QUOTE]

We call it YMMV. Perhaps it's time to put your mongering skills to the test.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;1873631]I was going to try this place out after reading George W. Bush post below. Now after seeing Jovi69's report I am torn. Seems like it's one good and one bad session so far. I have had a massage like the one you described and it was awful. Just pressing around without any real massaging. Hmm what to do?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gooch;1874295]We call it YMMV. Perhaps it's time to put your mongering skills to the test.[/QUOTE]I went based on the post by Mr. Bush. It's also convenient as I work 5 minutes from there. I wouldn't of been upset with no extras if the massage was decent. But. 80 bucks and a waste of an hour! I would suggest to give it a shot but if you get the older lady, request someone else or walk out.

I can almost feel the peer pressure! Anyone else been there yet? I was thinking I would try it but it sounded like my last experience at Yun. She just pushed on me up and down my back. Almost like she had no clue what a massage was. I promised myself I was done with Yun and I have not gone back there. Like Jovi69 said, I also would be happy with a good massage only. But to get a crappy rub down and no ending is not my way to spend money. I will probably try it just to see what happens unless more negative stuff is posted here.

Does anyone remember 83 bodyworks? That was my first experience. This area seemed to be dead for a few years and now there are three places within five minutes of each other. Very strange.

[QUOTE=Gooch;1874295]We call it YMMV. Perhaps it's time to put your mongering skills to the test.[/QUOTE]

I went last Friday. It was definitely a quality massage. They do pressure points, really dig into your knots and walk on your back (my favorite). My masseuse was a bit older. Early 50s. But attractive. I got the standard hand shake on the finish. Pretty decent skills. I tried to find out about extras, but her English was not very good. It was .110 out the door w / tip. But even without the HE, I got a quality massage that was worth .6 or .7. She really encouraged me to come back again soon. So, I think she was hinting at extras on return visits.

[QUOTE=JoeD999; 1874814]I can almost feel the peer pressure! Anyone else been there yet? I was thinking I would try it but it sounded like my last experience at Yun. She just pushed on me up and down my back. Almost like she had no clue what a massage was. I promised myself I was done with Yun and I have not gone back there. Like Jovi69 said, I also would be happy with a good massage only. But to get a crappy rub down and no ending is not my way to spend money. I will probably try it just to see what happens unless more negative stuff is posted here.

Does anyone remember 83 bodyworks? That was my first experience. This area seemed to be dead for a few years and now there are three places within five minutes of each other. Very strange.[/QUOTE]

I'd suggest people pass on this, given the experiences quoted below. I got there right after the opened for business, before I had posted, so it's possible someone got wind of what was going on there. Not from posting here but some places are legit and employees that put their business in jeopardy get shown the door real quick. I may very well have been the first and last to get extras there, so I'd say pass on it and try a sure thing instead of what sounds like a sure shut out.
Don't remember 83 bodyworks unless that was the place up the street by Red Lobster, but I do remember West Coast from years and years ago a little further down Oakton down by a strip mall that was torn down. Ahh, the girls in those lab coats. (and out of them :-)

It must be a case of YMMV with Yun.

I always find the ladies there are pleasant and eager to.

Provide good service. It's my go-to place these days.

I haven't tried the new place on Oakton / Elmhurst.

But after Mr. Bush's report I was thinking of giving it a try.