Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2637744][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-asian-spa-spa-oasis-in-naperville-10-off-first-time-customers/30399966[/URL]

70 for hour massage, but first time is 60. 20 dollars to use sauna, I hope the massage is extraordinary. Anyone stopped by?[/QUOTE]Got decent massage for intro price. The lady was in her late 40's it seemed. Wanted to get deep tissue and she did good job with that. After turning around, chatting about my hobby of getting massages earlier, it was easy to get "comfortable" and with hint of extra tip got HE. Overall good exp.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;2637856]I wonder if they are fugly and give a bad massage? If so, can I still use the sauna for 30 min for $20? There are health benefits. I may check this place out solely for the sauna. Tricky advertisement.[/QUOTE]Got actual massage which I was definitely looking for when face down. After turning around I had to start small talk and make her comfortable to let her know I love getting massages and have tried multiple places with variety. After giving hint of extra tip and no mention of her actually going for it, made sure to let her know how good it felt when touched briefly, then I was given HE.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2591392]That was an awesome story! It seems corny, but sex is so much better when you really have a bond of affection for your partner. I agree wholeheartedly that giving your partner a foot or shoulder massage is a great way to make them feel nice and relaxed. I normally massage the girl on the first and all subsequent visits. Bob.[/QUOTE]Massaging girl is a good advise. I had met one CMT who was strickly in legit massage, offered her to massage her after few minutes into it. Of course I wanted to do that out of my own "kindness" and she accepted. Next thing happened was that she let her top area clothing loose and let me massage on upper body naked and did not mind it. That is where she drew the line, but lot more than just me getting regular massage I would say for the price.

I walked in and back out.

[QUOTE=JoeyEye;2619364]Just tried the Jun's spa on 87th. Great massage, pm for details. I would go back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2643983]I walked in and back out.[/QUOTE]Why did you walk out? Fuglies? Was going to try, thought might be the only place with what I'm looking for.

Has anyone tried the new location advertising on Lincolnway in North Aurora?

If I walk in and walk out, its fuglie.

[QUOTE=JolieThornDog;2644200]Why did you walk out? Fuglies? Was going to try, thought might be the only place with what I'm looking for.[/QUOTE]

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I was very pleased with my visit here. Very sweet and cute girl, great massage, standard extra. I'll be back.

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I've been here before and it was just legit massage although I think extra is possible. This time she was busy but she remembered me from before. She said next week there would be her and a young girl (ha ha). She is a very nice lady so I may be back.

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Walked in. Lady came out, asked if I wanted a massage. I said nope and booked. Older and not a looker.

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Walked in. Lady came out, asked if I wanted a massage. I said nope and booked. Older and not a looker.[/QUOTE]The woman I saw was older but had huge tits in a tight sweater. I said WTF and got a massage. Never got to see those tits or really even feel them up. Massage was decent but that isn't the main reason for going to these places. Never went back.

Saw Charlotte for massage recently who posts on BP. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/prostate-massage-your-full-nude-body-rubbed-hot-stones-n-private-places-always-leave-happy/8970635[/URL].

Didn't see any reviews so I took a chance. I probably won't repeat, but there was plenty of good mixed with what I felt was bad. Maybe I'll just make a list of pros and cons.

Pros:

-good communication via phone and later by text. No flakinèss.

-private clean condo location, clean.

-real massage table, real oil, and hot stones.

-no hassle.

-multiple options (that I didn't try) but no FS.

-actually does try to give you a real massage.

-Hot stones feel good.

Cons:

Fake pics. Not very attractive; which is probably why her ads have either no pics, or likely-fake pics. I wouldn't say she is awful to look at, just a semi-plump 50'ish black woman.

-Shorted on time. Paid $ for an hour, was back in my car in 47 minutes.

-decent finish but not very sensual, no tease before flip, and when you're done, she gives you a towel to clean yourself up, unlike AMPs.

- checked cell phone five times during massage, and it beeped a lot and made noises. More annoying than it needed to be, because there was no music.

-Not very personable at all. More like cold and businesslike. Wasn't unfriendly. . but somehow not very friendly at the same time.

-massage quality- I would say good for an amateur but I didn't sense real training, like you do at the AMPs. Kind of all over the place with no rhyme or reason.

Price wasn't bad, but for the $ I'd just as soon hit a. 6 $ AMP and get a decent real massage and a. 4 standard finish (and likely get the full hour.).

-roaming allowed, but wasn't much of a turn-on.

I always wondered about this one. Too many con's, exactly the things I don't like so I pass.

Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2662036]Saw Charlotte for massage recently who posts on BP. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/prostate-massage-your-full-nude-body-rubbed-hot-stones-n-private-places-always-leave-happy/8970635[/URL].

Didn't see any reviews so I took a chance. I probably won't repeat, but there was plenty of good mixed with what I felt was bad. Maybe I'll just make a list of pros and cons.

Pros:

-good communication via phone and later by text. No flakinss.

-private clean condo location, clean.

-real massage table, real oil, and hot stones.

-no hassle.

-multiple options (that I didn't try) but no FS.

-actually does try to give you a real massage.

-Hot stones feel good.

Cons:

Fake pics. Not very attractive; which is probably why her ads have either no pics, or likely-fake pics. I wouldn't say she is awful to look at, just a semi-plump 50'ish black woman.

-Shorted on time. Paid $ for an hour, was back in my car in 47 minutes.

-decent finish but not very sensual, no tease before flip, and when you're done, she gives you a towel to clean yourself up, unlike AMPs.

- checked cell phone five times during massage, and it beeped a lot and made noises. More annoying than it needed to be, because there was no music.

-Not very personable at all. More like cold and businesslike. Wasn't unfriendly. . but somehow not very friendly at the same time.

-massage quality- I would say good for an amateur but I didn't sense real training, like you do at the AMPs. Kind of all over the place with no rhyme or reason.

Price wasn't bad, but for the $ I'd just as soon hit a. 6 $ AMP and get a decent real massage and a. 4 standard finish (and likely get the full hour.).

-roaming allowed, but wasn't much of a turn-on.[/QUOTE]

I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.

What was the name of the spa. I don't know Warrenville. Thanks. Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]