Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mcburgular]I visited the massage center listed in various places in Newton Highlands recently. It was a pleasant experience.

I called because I was in the area and answered no when asked if I had stopped by before. I thought this had killed my chances or anything. The massage was very good with long strokes and some light touching mixed with firm to hard strokes as well. On the flip I could see my masseuse who was older (late 40s or more) had removed her bra when she left the room at the beginning for me to disrobe. Her very large and very erect nipples were visible through her shirt as I was offered a "full massage" which led to HE. There was some roaming but as I said she was older and only the size of her nipples was interesting.

A 4 or so for her and the massage was a 7 or so.[/QUOTE]Could you tell us a little more about Mandala? I believe this place was in business when I lived here back in the early 80s, so it must have something going for it. Is there a choice of providers? A choice of massage sessions and other treatments? Was the $70 for an hour? Did you have to ask for the HE or did that come with the package?

Would you go back? I gather not.

[QUOTE=Mcburgular]It was a great massage and glad the HE was a part of it.[/QUOTE]

HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
HME = Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HR = Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW = Hispanic Street Walker
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate

What the hell is "HE"?
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UPDATE -- someone PM'd me -- "Happy Ending" -- must be losing my astute grasp of the obvious!

[QUOTE=WebDog]What the hell is "HE"?[/QUOTE]Happy Ending?

[QUOTE=WebDog]HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
HME = Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HR = Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW = Hispanic Street Walker
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate

What the hell is "HE"?[/QUOTE]HE = Happy Ending

[QUOTE=WebDog]HJ = Hand Job
HM = High Mileage
HME = Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HR = Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW = Hispanic Street Walker
HWP = Height and Weight Proportionate

What the hell is "HE"?[/QUOTE]Happy Ending, I presume.

Happy Ending, I presume.

[QUOTE=Bj4242]Anyone know the deal with the asian girl in Watertown that wants to massage while her boyfriend watches? She doesn't mention it in the ad and I'm not entirely opposed, but I want to make sure he's not going to attempt to buttfuck or rob me while I'm helpless on a massage table. She was also reluctant to set a price and wanted me to make an offer, which set my radar off even more. The ad I responded to is:
"I'm a hot Non-pro looking to give a full body erotic massage. I promise that you will enjoy the massage that Im going to give you, because you will feel that I actually enjoy giving one,you can't say that about professionals. I don't offer full service...my beautiful face, smile and massage is enough to relieve your stress away.
Pls.send your pic...thanks"
[url]http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ers/280085345.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Virtually the same post has been running in CL forever (years). "I am a non-pro but I get so hot with my boyfriend watching. . ." Usually it is a picture of a young girl with no face showing. If you are *really* adventurous then by all means check it out. But it is about 85% certainty it is a scam that will endanger you (as you have described), and 15% that it is otherwise her driver who is just there for her protection. But I can't imagine the latter works very well for repeat business, so given the fact this shows up as frequently and consistently as it is does, I would place my money on it being a dangerous scam. 100% certainty you won't like the outcome -- I assume you are just asking out of curiosity and seriously considering it.

By the way, some sure signs of a scam based on a provider's behavior:

** says she is a "non-pro" or "it's my first time" etc -- doesn't mean she's necessarily setting you up to be robbed, but should be a red flag.

** requests or requires a pic, or other personal details (some pros will require a qualification process, but they are very clear and up front about it -- if it is completely one-sided or there is not a public, validated website behind it, then it is a scam to try to blackmail you or God knows what)

** does not provide a phone number and insists on everything being doing by email: NO PRO WILL DO THIS, 100% SCAM

** refuses to disclose a price: just as this is a red flag on the street, this is a sure-fire test the provider isn't expecting to deliver sex for money

** changes story throughout the negotiation: when this happens, she's lying (no duh, huh?? -- point is to avoid the trap of overlooking the fact she is lying to you. If she's lying in the beginning, then caveat emptor -- chances our it is not going the way want it to).

** insists someone else be in the room: this is crazy and has got to be huge red flag. It is one thing is a driver drops her off and waits outside, but if she says "my boyfriend likes to watch" then you should be prepared to squeal like a pig (or worse). But seriously, I don't think she is setting you up to get buttfucked as much as scammed in some other way.

There are plenty of pros out there which don't do any of this shit -- don't waste your time thinking that you may have found some kind of hidden gem that is an erstwhile undiscovered virgin, but just happens to be posting on Craigslist. If you believe that, I have some investment opportunities I would like to discuss with you!

I read on another board that the famous Susan of Chinatown has returned to Malaysia. A woman named Linda is now taking appointments at the salon. The report on her was brief and not encouraging.
Any confirmation of this or comments on Linda?

--Dr D

[QUOTE=Doctor D]I read on another board that the famous Susan of Chinatown has returned to Malaysia. A woman named Linda is now taking appointments at the salon. The report on her was brief and not encouraging.

Any confirmation of this or comments on Linda?

Dr D[/QUOTE]Susan told me last year that she was planning to visit her mother in Malaysia in February, but she did not tell me that she was moving permanently.

I'm afraid to say. Susan has retired. Tough times for all. She left Thursday. A good thing never lasts. In terms of massage and money, she was a great person; in fact, the best. I know some folks thought she wasn't sensual, but all I can say is, each to his own (she was for me).

I don't know her replacement, but I am surprised the initial report is not so good. She has been handed a pretty good business. Though to be fair, there are very few pros with with Susan's attitude out there, so maybe it is not so surprising. In fact, Susan, was not a pro in the negative sense. She was a hardworking and sincere person trying to make a living, who greatly appreciated her regulars.

Now for the tough time. Getting unaddicted and lowering our expectations. Massagae definitely has some form of addiction, maybe even stronger than FS.

[QUOTE=Op Op9]
I don't know her replacement, but I am surprised the initial report is not so good. She has been handed a pretty good business. Though to be fair, there are very few pros with with Susan's attitude out there, so maybe it is not so surprising. In fact, Susan, was not a pro in the negative sense. She was a hardworking and sincere person trying to make a living, who greatly appreciated her regulars.[/QUOTE]

Maybe Linda will be fine. The comment on her was very brief. It will be interesting to get some reports on Susan's replacement. I may give her a try myself later this week.

--Dr D

Can you please give info on your girl at Mandala?

How old, 1 to 10 scale etc. Thanks!

Toodw.

It's the day the music died.

I can't believe it. I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

She was the best. Always reliable, professional, cheery. I'll miss her, and her great massages.

Can anybody recommend a good (Asian) massage (possibly with “more”) in the MetroWest? I’ve never really ventured locally. For legal reasons (some call them matrimonial), I usually get all my “servicing” while traveling. So far, Philly has the best breed (Korean) – FS for .9 plus tip.

I’d like to venture locally, especially on a day like this when I’m just sitting in the house.

All your help/advice will be greatly appreciated!

Simba.

She was older - late forties and a 5 or 6 at best.

I did not request anything she offered a "full massage" whilst I lay there sending all the signals.

Does anyone ever use the therapeutic section of CL? I have gone to one and she was very cute great strokes but no HE. I have been told by others she offers it on return engagements but I dont know yet.