Strip Club Reports

Hi all

Just a quick report on a visit this past Tuesday night to HH.

Strolled in at about 4:30 and after my eyes adjusted, saw about 8 girls and 4 guys around. Met a worn looking brunete named Rachel. About 30, slightly drunk, with a small belly bump - and capped front teeth.

How do I know they are capped, d'ya ask? Because they glowed white like a skeleton in the black lights! Like a terrible car accident, I couldn't tear my eyes away from her mouth. God what a freaky chick!

She introduced me to Carrie, though - about 27, tall, thin, short brown hair, green eyes, nice personality. I noted spectacular fake bosums firmly attached. They didn't glow in the dark, but I believe I may have!

She gave me an excellent time in the back room (2 songs for 20, take note) and gave me her number. In fact, she made me call her cell phone so she could call me back.

Sure enough, she called at 7:30 and I'm meeting her at the HH on Friday.

We agreed, no charge, just dinner and drinks. But, she is taking me to strip clubs where she knows other girls - and I'm sure the fleecing of T Birdy will be truely complete then.

But, if I know myself at all, I will have the last laugh test driving those store-bought boobies before 2am - and get my money's worth.

So that's it for now, I'll report back soon.

TB

Closed the place down Thursday night, Friend got his rocks off with a tall long hair hottie. 3 songs sixty bucks. (his story)
Those women are hot in there.
Ten days up here with three to go, got a 23 yo cumming to the room tonight.
Im getting wore out and lighter in the pocket
TB if I hadn't made planes tonight I would have followed you around and watched the show.

I'm anxiously waiting for a report. I had something kinda similar happen in Vegas about 5 years ago. I may have posted a report on it. I was at Cheetah's and kept turning down girl after girl until this one little girl and I started yakking. I told her that if she's trying to make an end run by feigning interest, it was wasted time. Turns out she was kinda bored but had a few more out on her shift.

Long story short, she left early and took me to a couple of strip clubs to meet her friends, where I got some EXCELLENT dances, followed by a trip to a swingers club, but there were only guys there so we left.

Ended the evening banging her against a floor to ceiling window in my hotel room overlooking the vegas strip.

What was way to start my bachelor party weekend! Trun out she's doing porn now under the name Monet something.

I digress. Just saying getting doing the strip club thing with a stripper who knows the girls is suh-weet!! I'll be waiting on that report!

[QUOTE=T Birdy]Hi all

Just a quick report on a visit this past Tuesday night to HH.

Strolled in at about 4:30 and after my eyes adjusted, saw about 8 girls and 4 guys around. Met a worn looking brunete named Rachel. About 30, slightly drunk, with a small belly bump - and capped front teeth.

How do I know they are capped, d'ya ask? Because they glowed white like a skeleton in the black lights! Like a terrible car accident, I couldn't tear my eyes away from her mouth. God what a freaky chick!

She introduced me to Carrie, though - about 27, tall, thin, short brown hair, green eyes, nice personality. I noted spectacular fake bosums firmly attached. They didn't glow in the dark, but I believe I may have!

She gave me an excellent time in the back room (2 songs for 20, take note) and gave me her number. In fact, she made me call her cell phone so she could call me back.

Sure enough, she called at 7:30 and I'm meeting her at the HH on Friday.

We agreed, no charge, just dinner and drinks. But, she is taking me to strip clubs where she knows other girls - and I'm sure the fleecing of T Birdy will be truely complete then.

But, if I know myself at all, I will have the last laugh test driving those store-bought boobies before 2am - and get my money's worth.

So that's it for now, I'll report back soon.

TB[/QUOTE]

They were both fine and left me drained. These girls were a gift from a friend and I'm not at liberty to extend the favor. Sorry

Hi all,

Here's the report following up with Carrie from Harem House.

I pick her up at HH - she dressed nicely and nervous as a Freshman at the Prom! (maybe she forgot that she did unspeakable acts naked to me - and in public) Anyway, after dinner, drinks and small talk, she loosens up. Her most excellent bosum is awesomely on display for all in Red Lobster to admire. We get excellent service.

I've been told to cut back on the details - and point well taken - but I'll ignore it.

First, we stop at Babes East, but her friends aren't working. All I can say is if the chicks that we meet aren't friends of hers - well, she needs new friends then!

I don't remember the names of the girls we met, but they are just my type: tall, slim, drunk and horny. At one point, Carrie and a short haired brunette were so intent on each other - I considered tip toeing out to give them privacy.

After that I drive to the Red Garter - and I get some road head with titty fucking on the way, but I held my load.

At the Garter, we meet - alas - Kayla. Blond, angel face, a body like alabaster, huge natural D's, slim waist, heart-shaped ass. 19. Need I go on?

We refuse all offers by other girls until Kayla is done "dancing" - which is what she calls it. (I call it parading on stage and collecting tips). Our "VIP" dance stokes the fires of Hell for all of us - leaves me panting and showing my appreciation. The deal is sealed for meeting at a nearby motel.

She knocks at 2:45 and before any small talk, the clothes come off - well mine come off anyway. I'm sitting there with a ridiculous hard-on - and they start doing a show for me! I'm done with shows for the night girls.

I gather them as one and we drop on the bed in a tangle of kissing, rubbing, stroking, etc. In short order, one is spreading herself on my face, the other riding T Birdy like a demented monkey!

They take turns on me, then each other. We 69, 96 and 999, and every damned other number you can think of. Kayla, turns out, is quite fond of DATY from behind - pressing that cute ass into my face - and was not afraid to show it or return the favor.

In the end though, "Dance with the one you brung". I pick up Carrie, drop her head and shoulders on the bed, lift her slim torso into the firing position and plow away until I finish.

I was quite exhausted. Me and Carrie shower while Kayla took off (while leaving me her parent's number on the sly - she lives at home) and I dropped Carrie off back at HH at about 5am.

I don't know what I spent on who - or for what - but the whole night, including dinner and all, was about $600. The memories are priceless.

There you have it, I'll give numbers to those in the circle. And if you will excuse me, I'm going to bed.

TB

T-Birdy-What a revelation. Since I have started hanging around this forum this is the first time that I have discovered that I actually knew someone here in real life. I knew you were fun-I knew you liked to play-but I never knew you would be my hero. What a great deal-hell I probably would have paid that much just to watch that show. Your reports this week are informative, useful, entertaining and just down right awe-inspiring. Rock-on.

Now thats why we have missed your reports and are glad your back to posting. I too am back home and exausted and almost broke. But the memories will last longer that the money.

Two Nutts

Has anyone been to Club Zues? I was driving that way one night a couple of weeks ago and just happened to stop in. I had a very good time in the vip room with a couple of girls. Everyone seemed friendly.

Rj146

[QUOTE=Rj146]Has anyone been to Club Zues? I was driving that way one night a couple of weeks ago and just happened to stop in. I had a very good time in the vip room with a couple of girls. Everyone seemed friendly.

Rj146[/QUOTE]Where is it?

Care to share any details with the rest of us??

Thanks

It's located on south East St/Madison across the street from the Kmart. I think it used to be called the Body Shop. The club itself is a dump, or at least it used to be. I recommend taking an empty jug to pee in so you don't have to suffer the stench of their 3rd world restroom.

The girls are very hit or miss. There's usually 1 or 2 hotties, 3 or 4 decent chicks, and 2 or 3 that shouldn't ever take their clothes off in public. I used to go there regularly a couple years ago and was able to take a girl home from there. It was kind of wierd actually. I didn't pay any attention to this particular girl all night. Then she was the last dancer on stage at closing time so I tipped her a couple bucks and she told me to meet her in the parking lot. I thought I was going to get a parking lot dance, but instead she wanted a ride to her motel. Once we got to the motel she asked me for $. 5 to come inside. I only had. 3 on me and she said ok. So we went into her room and had a very nice time. I guess it pays to be reasonably sober around closing time.

[QUOTE=Rj146]Has anyone been to Club Zues? I was driving that way one night a couple of weeks ago and just happened to stop in. I had a very good time in the vip room with a couple of girls. Everyone seemed friendly.

Rj146[/QUOTE]

They must have done some major overhauling. It's been several years since I was there, but at the time, it was damn near the worst club I'd ever stepped foot in. High priced drinks, low level of girls, poor seating arrangements, and no attention going around whatsoever. If it's indeed come around, I'd like to hear more to see if a trip back is worth it.

I was just cruising by that night and stopped because I was bored. There was about six dancers. Three were hot while the others were just average at best. All seemed friendly and willing. The seating wasn't anything to brag about and all that I was drinking was just cokes but the vip room was reasonable and take outs were available.

Rj146

[QUOTE=Discord]They must have done some major overhauling. It's been several years since I was there, but at the time, it was damn near the worst club I'd ever stepped foot in. High priced drinks, low level of girls, poor seating arrangements, and no attention going around whatsoever. If it's indeed come around, I'd like to hear more to see if a trip back is worth it.[/QUOTE]It has had some improvements in the last year. Nothing on the scale of a Brads though. They actually have a door handle on the mens rm door instead of the reach through hole method. It used to be a daily stop for a couple beers on the way home when I was recieving the benefits of a "regular". I liked the out of the norm activity that I would occasionally encounter. As far as the talent, most likely you're going to encounter a lot of drama here as this is often the last stop before the girls start their career on the streets. Some fun can be found down the street at the Silk if you hit it on the right days also.

I definitely wouldn't drive from the other side of town for this place as there are better options.

I have a great time in the Brass two nights ago. Went to the VIP with a little blond and she could really "grind away". 5 for the room and left. 2 tip for 30 minutes. VIP could be a little more private, but better than nothing. Got a shot or two of the kitty, but was offered no extras. I never have been at the Brass. I hear others are offered, but I must look like LE or something.

Was a regular there for years awhile back until I got tired of the tease with no release ! lol! Best action there is for regulars. The VIP is the best option. Things can get really interesting with some of the gals but it will cost you. I recommend spending your cash elsewhere on a regular basis. And watch out for the bait and switch operators there too. They promise big as they tease you for a buck, then the good stuff is off limits in the back. But on occasion, for something different the Brass can be a blast. [QUOTE=indylad]I have a great time in the Brass two nights ago. Went to the VIP with a little blond and she could really "grind away". 5 for the room and left. 2 tip for 30 minutes. VIP could be a little more private, but better than nothing. Got a shot or two of the kitty, but was offered no extras. I never have been at the Brass. I hear others are offered, but I must look like LE or something.[/QUOTE]