Beware - "Julie" - Q Chat Line
I dreamed that I called a local chat line and met a girl named "Julie". We arranged to meet. I headed downtown met her at a parking lot and I followed her in her blue van. She stopped at a grocery store and parked her van and said she would ride with me the rest of the way. She directed where I was to drive and took me right into the "projects".
I should have stopped there but alas I did not. Once inside I was offered and accepted a beer. We got "comfortable". I placed my clothes close to the couch I was sitting on. She began to tutor me in a fine european language when I heard all the change fall out of the pocket of my clothes?? (Good thing I had about 3 dollars in change). I got up and moved my clothes and everything was in order.
When began the foreing language lesson once again and she was in a very unusal position when I realized that she was stretched out trying to get her toes over to my pants once again. She would have to have been taller than Manute Bol to accomplish this feat.
Realizing the futility of her efforts she excused herself to go and use the facilities. While she was gone I relocated all my belongings to an area that would be impossible for her to access. When she returned she commented that it was wise for me to have moved my things as they were getting in the way. Her next tact was to try and get us to change locations i.e. head to another room. There was no way I would let that happen, so I advised her that I was comfortable where I was, knowing that she just wanted to steal whatever I might have in my pockets.
After a few more moments she asked if I heard a noise. Of course there was no noise at all. She rain up the stairs and came down with a baby in her hands that was obviously just woken up. She fained her disappointment and said she would get the baby back to sleep. Once upstairs, the baby began crying very loudly, she came back down and the baby had a welt on its leg where she must have pinched it to get it to scream. I immediately left, having accomplised nothing but the protection of my property (none really with me as I left it all behind before entering her property).
If you are seeking a similarly exciting experience by all means connect with this person, otherwise I would avoid her at all costs!