RE: Christian Massage Parlor
Wouldn't the Christian music and other items make it more conducive to doing Missionary work?
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2676814]Time for another "have you ever" moment. A few days ago I had to visit Schaumburg for business. I remembered seeing an ad on CL for a massage in Schaumburg, so I called and got an early evening appointment. Got to the location and I recognized the name as a Euro place you normally see in Northbrook. Anyways, in walks an eastern Euro blonde, about 40, pretty nice looking. She lets me in the room, we talk a little bit about who I saw in Northbrook before. But she has her back turned to me while I undress. I'm on the table and she immediately covers up the package. She turns on the radio and starts the massage. The massage was nothing, just rubbing. She let me touch her and didn't say a word, but just slowly moved away out of my reach. But what got to me was the music coming from the radio. She had turned on (or maybe its always on) a Christian music station. So I'm trying to relax and just maybe get in the mood, and I'm hearing about Jesus is coming soon, and You Are The One (not a love song) and I'll be Waiting (not a love song either), and the announcer comes on and tells me more about Jesus. And I'm thinking, did she do this to me to purposely turn me off? After 50 minutes it's all over with no satisfaction. I gave a nominal tip and was gone. On the way out I see a guy sitting in his car giving me the eye. As soon as I was in my car, in he walks. I have to believe he was waiting for his turn. Hope he had better luck than me. From the happy look on his face, I can see he was planning on it.
But here's the thing. I once had a Euro MT who I met thru Yuri (remember him?) who eventually let me take massage in her apartment. First time I'd seen her she'd given me 4 HJs in an hour. In her apartment I could get the same, but she had pictures of the Holy Family on the walls, Russian icons of Mary and Jesus, and status of Mary on the table. All this while she's got her top off, her boobs in my mouth and stroking Mr. Johnson for all it's worth.
I had another Euro place where the nice but slightly used up blonde MT would let me do a Russian finish. Nice, huh? Except one little thing. She had a small gold cross necklaces hanging between her lovelies which she didn't take off till I asked her. I didn't want to ask her why she would let me do that, as I didn't want to spoil the mood. But you can guess why I, who went to Catholic school, would have a problem shooting my load with that hanging there.
So what is up with this? Anyone else have this Christian provider experience? Is it for real, or a dodge in case LEO walks in?[/QUOTE]