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Wow, HK Man. After reading your post, it brought back memories of an old ZBone.com accronym. PL.
You'll find out what it means ;) Believe me, I was king of the PL's when I first started going to SC's. Four long years, of money (not) well spent.
By the way, if anyone is too lazy to find out what PL stands for, it means Pathetic Loser. We're all were one at one point in time.
Good way to start out in Germany! The Eros places are high volume, not so nice, but, you should try out the FKKs. They are out of this world! They are clubs where you pay an entry fee (about 50 Euros), and then you can pick from something like 100 women. They are very clean and upscale. Giant carpeted room, darkly lit, with sofas, bar, pool, hot tubs, and private rooms off to the side (free to use for sex). The women are 7 to 10's, from all over the world. They drape a scarf around their necks or asses, and that's it, so you know what you're getting. It's 50 euros for everything with one of these ladies. The last time I was in Germany (last fall), I was in there for 4 hours, had three of the most drop-dead gorgeous women. BBBJ's and FS with all of them. If you are in the Frankfurt area, try out the Palace. Man, I'm getting hard, just remembering that place. Oh, and you can get lunch and dinner for free. If you want to, you can stay all night, saving on hotel costs. Nice showers, soft sofas and beds. You can sleep just fine there.
Ciao!
[QUOTE=Sordid]If you have lots of time on your hands and want to spend a fortune to get some, do it. There are so many other options that provide a better return on your money. Best scenario is to meet women that are struggling with money and become their friend. After a while, they'll need money in an emergency, then you can capitalize and become their one and only client. $25 a pop isn't unreasonable.[/QUOTE]
Also, strip clubs are a big waste of TIME. I prefer strip clubs that are sort of hybrid sports bars (with lots of TVs). I was at Starz a few weeks ago during the day, during a basketball playoff game. Was there for a few hours and it was a lot of fun. Had they not had the game on all those TVs, I would have felt it was time wasted (er, more so).
I like places that are chill ... where they are not all over you to buy dances/drinks, etc. I have no problem spending, IF I WANT TO, but I don't like it when they are basically harrassing you as if you were in a used car lot. These places are rare finds in LA.
AMPS are a much better "investment" ... and I factor in the time savings which I feel is also significant.
Like Tom Leykis says, "Strippers are basically hookers that don't put out".
Players Gentlemen Club Report
Guys,
Went back to this club yesterday and had a good time, though there was no happy ending but I almost had one. Amazing how different this club looked yesterday! I went in at 6.15pm and I was the only male customer in the club. There were 6 hot chicks. Out of them 6, 4 were seriously HOT HOT HOT!!!!! As I bought a mandatory drink for myself ($15), a very pretty, tall, curvy latina chick started talking to me, within 3 minutes she was doing a nude dance for me :), and OMG, she had such a HOT body, I groped her all over and she sometimes moved my hands away (from her pussy) with a smile. I grabbed her tits and she asked if she should do artificial implants to make them bigger, to which I said NO, they're just fine as they are!
We talked for a long time after the dance and exchanged email ids. I spotted this very hot blonde girl who was smiling at me all the while and was getting herself a chair massage. I went upto her and started talking and we moved to a table and talked for a bit and she told me she would meet me alone if I went there a few more times to meet her. She was straight forward about it. I asked her to do a lap dance and OMG she had an irresistible body, too! She asked me not to touch her but did the 'griding' very well and brought me to 4 seconds away from orgasm. I couldn't resist so I grabbed her tit and ass and thighs and she repeated 'NO Touching please'.
The damage was $60 for each dance + $15 for mandatory drink + tips $12 . I didnt tip the blondie. Should tip her next time and get her email or phone #.
Hope this helps.
Take Care!
Hi Guys,
I'm flyin in the 14th for a show in town, only going to have a 2 hours before the show to, do the deed. Love Korean massage, with extras available.
So if ya had one shot, in that area, clue me in. It would be greatly appreciated, I just do not have the time to discover the city and read the papers. I'm in an out---going to vegas the 15th, no problem there, I know my way around.
LA. Im clueless. Little time to use, the force, which I am pretty good at. Usually.
Help me out.
JT
I think all of you guys that love korean massage parlors will love this report. Looked up LA Weekly magazine and got the address of this massage place. It's in glendale. Opted for BODY WASH massage. Total damage - $75 + $40 for a HJ.
The massage was good for 30 minutes and then a hot oil massage followed with a not so great HJ. I love the body wash done by koreans, it's great. She did not use the 'yellow brush' though, which was a turn-off for me, because, that brush rub is so famous about korean massages.
All in all, it was good but $125 for a 30 minutes massage and HJ is a little too much!
hope this helps!
Agree with Monster Cock about the sports bars/strip clubs. Just more jovial and fun. Less emphasis on leering at the women and the women are more laid back. But not a place to drop a lot of money. Just to hang out with buddies and kill time.
HK man, my friend,
Hey, it's YOUR money. But I would offer that it's better spent on desperate young mothers or on a 2 day trip to Tijuana. Given how much you spend on a strip club, you'll LOVE TJ.
Try not to cross the border back to USA too late at night.Before 10pm (latest) or morning. Puebla Amigo is supposed to be really nice, but at $90 a night or something like that, it's pretty expensive for those of us that get just a bit over min. wage.
Crossing back over the border is a tiring, but good option (what I do). I would NOT recommend driving over there. 2 of 8 times I rode in other mongers' cars to get over there, we got pulled over. Had to pay a cop $40 because one driver was drunk (he wanted $100, but we wouldn't give it to him), the other one tried to shake us down, but one guy in our car (who IS MEXICAN from the US) spat out some phone number he had memorized and told the cop he'd call it explaining he'd been harassed and the cop backed off. NOT good experiences.
After 1:30pm is when the girls start arriving. Mon-Wed. is really laid back with fewer girls, but less activity. Friday/Saturdays are amazing. Brockton O'Toole's guide in the International forum is excellent.
Adelitas and Chicago (anywhere indoors) are basically too expensive. I like the idea of the street girls. They can be had for $20 for basic sex w/ a top on to $50 for 2 pops/bj/multiple positions-Paola from Mexico City is my favorite-hottest girl in TJ stands about opposite Hong Kong Club.
I would only recommend hot ones between 19-24. You only have so much in your "reserve." Save it for really hot ones and avoid the "bargain girls" that cost less, but you'll regret not spending more and saving your "reserve" for the stunners.
I was taught that any older and you risk having her age magically to 30+ in the room. Any younger than 19 and you might be messing with a minor. Although legally nothing will happen (the TJ cops don't care, the US cops will never find out); it just seems wrong to mess with girls that are high school aged. I wouldn't want someone to have messed with either of my sisters when they were in high school (even though one is older than me). But then, neither of them are really pretty so maybe it would have been a good thing (they're both married with kids now, I'm the only loser in the family).
Check out TJ, bring about $400 for your first trip (you can do it easily with $200, but you'll probably fuck 5-7 women on your first trip). You'll never go back to the strip clubs again. You WILL regret how much you wasted at the strip clubs though. Try it out. Let us know how it went.
Sordid and HK -
I second Sordid's recommendation to go down to TJ - great advice.
If you look at the international companion to this board, and then go to the Tijuana section, you'll see a thread called Brockton O'Toole's FAQ or something like that. Its required reading.
Personally, I love Adelitas. I'd recommend hanging out there during the afternoon sometime, for a few hours, you'll have a blast!
If you don't have people to take you that have been before, his guide is perfect for you.
Bend It hit the nail right on the head. I saw the guide years ago, but once you've been once, you won't need it. It's pretty accurate and pretty clear.
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Follow the advice about safety. You don't want to be dicking around with these cops. When one panhandler was being REALLY agressive with us one time (there were 3 of us), we kept telling him to fuck off and he wouldn't leave us alone. 2 cops saw what was happening and asked if he was bothering us. We told him yes. Then all of us went to the little station place and the cops asked us to write down our names and addresses (we all gave fake names & addresses) on a piece of paper. Then they told us to go. While we were writing the stuff down, they were putting a beatdown on the guy in the next room toward the back (you can see through because there is no door). The bum was crying and begging them to stop. I got the feeling they knew him pretty well and already had another axe to grind. We were just convenient in helping them to do it. Be polite, don't be in a car with USA plates, and don't get shit-faced drunk, and you'll be fine. If you wander too far off the main streets, you might get jacked up by the cops "looking for drugs", but they're actually trying to steal money and other items from you. One cop tried to take my iPod once, I ran after him to get it back. I wasn't nice about it. He returned it like it was a mistake. I was pretty pissed that time. Not very smart of me though.
Bring some form of gov. ID if you want to get back over the border (they don't make that big a deal if you're not Mexican looking as long as you have ID). They used to have bicycles you could rent for $7 or so to help you cheat the line faster, but they took those out, so you might end up standing in line forever on the return trip. Make sure you pick a day you're not in a rush to get back. My friends who went yesterday and returned in the afternoon told me the line was like 4.5 hours long extending past the shops that line the way. Past the crappy construction site. Didn't matter, they just hopped in a cab and went back to Zona Norte until 10pm. Tired and worn out, but very happy.
Excellent link, Sordid! Thanks for that! I think you've provided the best option available to me and fellow mongers. It's really best to take the pain of travelling all the way to mexico and have the time of our lives than to be here and spend $$$ like crazy only to get a hj or less. Thanks! will go to mexico going forward!
The K-girl Aimee posts about 6 times a day on Craigslist. She does outcall and the price is right. Anyone have any first hand information to share? Surely someone must have seen her. Thanks!
[QUOTE=Wazoo]The K-girl Aimee posts about 6 times a day on Craigslist. She does outcall and the price is right. Anyone have any first hand information to share? Surely someone must have seen her. Thanks![/QUOTE]Alright, so this isn't first hand - but I was looking into her before because I too was tempted - but I saw a review about a month or two back from an unhappy customer - I pretty sure they said she was rushed, I can't remember the other things - and I can't find that specific review anymore.
I learned from someone on another board today that a few months ago she used pictures of a very different looking girl in her CL ad. I was suspicious already because she uses the same 2 identical pictures in all of her ads. Legit providers usually change them up from time to time. Sounds wise to give this one a wide berth. I guess that anyone who has time to post about 6 ads a day on CL doesn't have a lot of customers to keep her busy!
My new vote for "biggest hard-on killer" from the photo gallery here...
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Holy Crap... please tell me you didn't let any hole on the near anything on your body...
Happy Hunting!!
[QUOTE=socalasian]My new vote for "biggest hard-on killer" from the photo gallery here...
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Holy Crap... please tell me you didn't let any hole on the near anything on your body...
Happy Hunting!![/QUOTE]
Damn that hurt!