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My background searches have lead me to learn what a Harshad number is. Apparently, EVERY escort selects her number based on the findings of mathematicians from India. Who knew?

[QUOTE=Forgot It; 1373751]Regular, contributing members of the board are always at odds with newbie posters asking for this type of direct answer and, no doubt, follow-up details to information that is already freely dispersed throughout this great site. Do some homework on here and you will find enough information on providers (to borrow from a popular beer commercial) to break a lesser man's wallet.

F / I[/QUOTE]Well put. One needs to approach this board as a new entrant, as any public board, with patience and a great deal of humility. On the other side of the coin, we veterans should take a page out of "Forgot It's" book on how to treat new members initially, YOURS TRULY ESPECIALLY. If, after having had things explained in an adult manner, the offending neophyte still insists on having things his way, by all means, read the shithead the riot act. We should hesitate to do anything to unnecessarily run off potential new members, but still maintain the safety of this hobby best we can by weeding out undesirables of all kinds.

[QUOTE=Hard317; 1373560]... Point me in the direction of a good provider.

Thanks[/QUOTE]If you need directions you should get a GPS (Global Provider System).

He's not getting any sympathy from me (or directions) either.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=LapDogg;1375668]If you need directions you should get a GPS (Global Provider System).[/QUOTE]

And that's from a respected member of this board.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Mikehammerindy;1374136]Well put. One needs to approach this board as a new entrant, as any public board, with patience and a great deal of humility. On the other side of the coin, we veterans should take a page out of "Forgot It's" book on how to treat new members initially, YOURS TRULY ESPECIALLY. If, after having had things explained in an adult manner, the offending neophyte still insists on having things his way, by all means, read the shithead the riot act. We should hesitate to do anything to unnecessarily run off potential new members, but still maintain the safety of this hobby best we can by weeding out undesirables of all kinds.[/QUOTE]

Steer clear. Her reviews (one of which also reviewed Vivian) have been confirmed in another forum to be written by someone who is LEO.

shorter kevin m. ryan, indianapolis star, sunday:

"claims about international child-sex slavery made before the super bowl were wildly exaggerated, but it's worth it because there might've been one or two **** hookers out there."

[url]http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?aid=2012202050307[/url]

in other words, don't go demanding any evidence to back the wild claims my organization and others made beginning last spring. we just wanted to energize local anti-solicitation efforts. (oh, and the cash spigot is now turned off. see you next super bowl!)

funny that one year ago ryan was spouting those same "exaggerated numbers" for the benefit of folks in big d:

[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kevin-m-ryan/post_1653_b_816311.html[/url]

mr. ryan, of course, will not be helping us to pay for the increased police activity which netted the misdemeanor arrests of a few decidedly not-****d providers, nor of the stings which utilized well-past-21 decoys to snare a few hobbyists who, presumably, had been thwarted in their efforts to buy preteens. he'll be off raising funds for his tax-free haven elsewhere, secure in the knowledge that whatever excesses others were subjected to were in the name of what he personally considers a good cause.

it's unclear to me whether the flying nun squad, having informed local motel clerks how to spot **** sex slaves before the big weekend, will be returning to local duties, or are off to daytona. i don't mean to minimize their efforts, or make light of any genuine child exploitation, even though the vast majority of those cases take place in farm fields, not motel 6s. on the contrary, i just wish they'd been organized early enough that they could have informed catholic parishioners over the last several decades how to spot pederasts in the clergy. because there was definitely more than one or two of those.

[QUOTE=Forgot It; 1373751]Regular, contributing members of the board are always at odds with newbie posters asking for this type of direct answer and, no doubt, follow-up details to information that is already freely dispersed throughout this great site. Do some homework on here and you will find enough information on providers (to borrow from a popular beer commercial) to break a lesser man's wallet.

F / I[/QUOTE]I was a lurker for a long time before I made my first post. Most of the information I was seeking (questions about providers and reviews) was right in front of my face and not difficult to find via posts and reviews. I appreciate the information provided by the forum members and try to post valuable info instead of wasting the time of the senior members with a cry of "help me" or "do it for me". Noob doesn't have to mean "stupid".

There's just something about a chick who answers the door of her incall location with no clothes on. G-dammit, she's so tasty! Jenna's so hot I would eat a plate of spaghetti off her azz. I would dump the pasta on her azz, then the sauce, then sprinkle on some parm cheese followed by a little oregano. By the time I would have it all slurped up, it would be juicy, spicey hot! Yup, I know she requires a few more roses, but who really cares?

BFDeal

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1384217]There's just something about a chick who answers the door of her incall location with no clothes on. G-dammit, she's so tasty! Jenna's so hot I would eat a plate of spaghetti off her azz. I would dump the pasta on her azz, then the sauce, then sprinkle on some parm cheese followed by a little oregano. By the time I would have it all slurped up, it would be juicy, spicey hot! Yup, I know she requires a few more roses, but who really cares?

BFDeal[/QUOTE]Thanks! Now I am craving some spaghetti!

OK, I've been "dared" by a provider to use the phrase "G-dammit" in the title box of my next 20 posts. So if it doesn't look right or make sense, you guys know WTF going on.

BFDeal

[QUOTE=Naughty169;1384636]Thanks! Now I am craving some spaghetti![/QUOTE]That makes two of us.

Late last Spring, I was intro'd to a new, VERY UTR girl by a senior here. I know some others on here saw her and were pleased as was I. I only got to see her twice, scheduled individually, though I know she was really looking for a few regular guys rather than playing with ads. Well, with as dry as the field's been lately, I tried reconnecting with her the last few weeks. She never questioned meeting me again, and though it took awhile to get schedules worked out, I went by her place on Friday.

Here's where it got weird. She was dressed in jeans and a sweater with wet hair, having obviously just showered and looked more like she was getting ready to go shopping than entertain anyone. Previously she'd greeted me, even at our first meeting, in just a robe. And she acted like she didn't remember seeing me before, though I'm pretty sure she did. Then she hesitantly asked what I wanted, I said FS like we had before, and she said "I don't do that anymore", just the "sugar daddy thing". It got awkward real fast, and I'm not sure what she was wanting from me, so I wished her well and left. Then she texted me saying she just didn't want to do anything illegal and asked if I would be able to see her the twice or so per month I'm in town, or was I not interested in the sugar daddy thing? I just responded that I'm looking for something occasional, nothing formal, and that seemed to end the conversation. I was left thinking, huh? I suppose she may not really have remembered me and feared I was on a mission, but it felt like something else was going on. She kept harping on the "sugar daddy thing". It was awkward enough that I've no desire to see her anymore, despite the rocking body she was sporting.

Anyway, I'm not really looking for answers here, just wanted to get that off my chest. If someone has any insight to share, it's probably best left to PM's. I specifically have not named her and won't publicly to respect whatever her desires for privacy are at this point.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2; 1386552]Late last Spring, I was intro'd to a new, VERY UTR girl by a senior here. I know some others on here saw her and were pleased as was I. I only got to see her twice, scheduled individually, though I know she was really looking for a few regular guys rather than playing with ads. Well, with as dry as the field's been lately, I tried reconnecting with her the last few weeks. She never questioned meeting me again, and though it took awhile to get schedules worked out, I went by her place on Friday.

Here's where it got weird. She was dressed in jeans and a sweater with wet hair, having obviously just showered and looked more like she was getting ready to go shopping than entertain anyone. Previously she'd greeted me, even at our first meeting, in just a robe. And she acted like she didn't remember seeing me before, though I'm pretty sure she did. Then she hesitantly asked what I wanted, I said FS like we had before, and she said "I don't do that anymore", just the "sugar daddy thing". It got awkward real fast, and I'm not sure what she was wanting from me, so I wished her well and left. Then she texted me saying she just didn't want to do anything illegal and asked if I would be able to see her the twice or so per month I'm in town, or was I not interested in the sugar daddy thing? I just responded that I'm looking for something occasional, nothing formal, and that seemed to end the conversation. I was left thinking, huh? I suppose she may not really have remembered me and feared I was on a mission, but it felt like something else was going on. She kept harping on the "sugar daddy thing". It was awkward enough that I've no desire to see her anymore, despite the rocking body she was sporting.

Anyway, I'm not really looking for answers here, just wanted to get that off my chest. If someone has any insight to share, it's probably best left to PM's. I specifically have not named her and won't publicly to respect whatever her desires for privacy are at this point.[/QUOTE]I've run into the same thing before but going the other direction. For awhile, I liked having a discreet LTR with a couple of sugar babes. I would say the half I've met just wanted regular escort type relationships. The other half were more interested in a true relationship. Of course, I'm dying to know if this was one of the girls I've met. I did find one who insisted on only a SB / SD relationship was busted in Greenwood a few years ago.

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1384869]OK, I've been "dared" by a provider to use the phrase "G-dammit" in the title box of my next 20 posts. So if it doesn't look right or make sense, you guys know WTF going on.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]You know I love ya brother, but this shit is going to get old, unless of course you are going to get laid for free for putting us all through this, if that is the case then I am sure we are all good with it. And if that is the case then I thought I would throw one in to see if it helps speed your count along.

Just want to add my two cents worth here. I have seen Melissa 4 times in the last two months and she is great. Reports on here are accurate. I would say she looks better than her pictures. Wonderful FS for a fantastic price. Did anyone take advantage of her $80 Valentines Day special? I could not, but you won't find a better value in Indy IMHO."Sweetheart" is the best possible word to describe her.

[QUOTE=IndyGentleman; 1386776]Just want to add my two cents worth here. I have seen Melissa 4 times in the last two months and she is great. Reports on here are accurate. I would say she looks better than her pictures. Wonderful FS for a fantastic price. Did anyone take advantage of her $80 Valentines Day special? I could not, but you won't find a better value in Indy IMHO."Sweetheart" is the best possible word to describe her. [/QUOT.

I have seen Melissa many many times, but have only had FS once don to timing and mother nature. I am not complaining because he other services are off the charts. You can't go wrong with her. She is a keeper and a down to earth great girl. Treat her right.

Celebrated the start of Lent with a dream about a hot black chick. She had been out of town. Damn, did I miss this chick. Anway, she's about 5-2, 100 pounds, wet. 21 years old. And she did get wet. Soaked in fact. And she's back for awhile. She has one of the hottest rear-ends in Indiana, and well, back to the dream. We went at it like fuck buddies who hadn't seen each other in quite awhile. She slathered by tool with a vengeance, yet was gentle to the boys. She tasted like sweet chocolate pudding when it was my turn. Then came one of the tightest experiences I've ever had. She's got a real tight box with long, slender legs and perky, natural breasts. Not an ounce of fat on her. Looking in the hotel room mirror while banging her was a PSE. I dispensed a pearl necklace and then we showered together because she insisted on cleaning me up. Then the dream was over. Back to work where I chopped off a few heads for not making their quota.

It was an awesome Ass Wednesday. Fellow seniors, PM me for digits.

Keeping it real.

BFDeal

BTW, that was some fine spaghetti.

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1384217]There's just something about a chick who answers the door of her incall location with no clothes on. G-dammit, she's so tasty! Jenna's so hot I would eat a plate of spaghetti off her azz. I would dump the pasta on her azz, then the sauce, then sprinkle on some parm cheese followed by a little oregano. By the time I would have it all slurped up, it would be juicy, spicey hot! Yup, I know she requires a few more roses, but who really cares?

BFDeal[/QUOTE]

Yup, Mikey, Jenna is always a tasty treat.

BFDeal

[QUOTE=Mikehammerindy;1389329]BTW, that was some fine spaghetti.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1389559]Yup, [b]Mike[/b], Jenna is always a tasty treat.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]There, fixed it for you. :)

[QUOTE=Mikehammerindy;1390047]There, fixed it for you. :)[/QUOTE]Damn the luck. I had an appt. With her for Tuesday night and she never showed up.

[QUOTE=Ape Man;1390340]Damn the luck. I had an appt. With her for Tuesday night and she never showed up.[/QUOTE]Sorry, must've wore her out. When I left, she was murmuring something about needing sleep and she had this glazed-over look of a woman who just had a mind-blowing orgasm. OK, I flatter myself a bit. Well, a lot, but there will be repeat engagements.

[QUOTE=Mikehammerindy;1390390]Sorry, must've wore her out. When I left, she was murmuring something about needing sleep and she had this glazed-over look of a woman who just had a mind-blowing orgasm. OK, I flatter myself a bit. Well, a lot, but there will be repeat engagements.[/QUOTE]You must have wore her out. She told me she got rear ended and had to go to the hospital. Seriously.

[QUOTE=Ape Man;1390391]You must have wore her out. She told me she got rear ended and had to go to the hospital. Seriously.[/QUOTE]Sometimes you guys are just too funny!

I had a dream tonight that I saw Emerald Sky at her Incall. She is a beautiful girl that has the most awesome body, smile, and green eyes. She is a true GFE and is out to please. A must see if you are into the GFE thing.

Clean out some space in your mailbox.

I'm trying to send info on someone you asked me about.

Thanks,

BFDeal

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1390861]Clean out some space in your mailbox.

I'm trying to send info on someone you asked me about.

Thanks,

BFDeal[/QUOTE]Cleaned out and thanks.

Met mellissa on a Saturday, and was impressed. No bullshit, great massage, and her techniques are worth writing songs about. Will see again.

I had the opportunity to visit Teresa this morning to start my week off right. As always, I left with a big smile as this sweetheart always takes her time to make sure an old guy is a happy old guy.

If you haven't seen her in a while, Run don't walk to the phone and get in touch with her.

Had a visit with Carlee last week. Very easy setup, the standard 2 phone call, and she met me at the door. She was extremely nice and very accommodating. Her oral skills were so good that I didn't care about the rest of the session. I would recommend her and I plan on seeing her again.

[QUOTE=Ape Man;1390391]You must have wore her out. She told me she got rear ended and had to go to the hospital. Seriously.[/QUOTE]Might explain why she's been slow to answer emails. FTR, *I* didn't rear end her, if that's what you're thinking, though hers is a very nice rear end. Honestly, the way people drive around here, it wouldn't surprise me.

I know right, something different here these days. But don't get too excited just yet.

Pink, it's my new obsession.

Pink it's not even a question.

Pink, it's the color of passion.

Pink, it was love at first sight.

Pink, get's me high as a kite.

Yeah, I want to be your lover.

Yeah, Pink, is now my favorite crayon.

Sorry, couldn't help myself, and if you happen to seek your fun somewhere besides in the backpages, you will know who this refers to without me having to post a link. I used to think that Latin lovers were the way to go, but I apparently was a couple of letters of the alphabet short. I should have been saying Latvian lovers. My apologies to ASCAP for stealing lyrics without a license, but at least I did not steal them all nor in order.

Hey guys,

I met up with Melissa earlier today. I can see why she is so highly thought around here. I will definately be visiting her again soon.

Oh, one, touching one, reaching out.

Touching me, touching you.

Oh, sweet Caroline.

Good times never seem so good.

Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would.

Sweet Caroline was just in town visiting from Central Illinois. I had to copy Ilapp by using song lyrics. She is usually on GBN and describes herself accurately. Those who know my so called type would think that she would not have usually been on my radar. I have to say I need to expand my thinking. Great girl with exceptional talents. Her first visit was not a great success but maybe next one will be. I will repeat.

I have just heard from an long lost friend. Vedra / Heidi. She is looking to get back in to the hobby. This isn't a review in that I haven't visited her recently. To those seniors interested PM for the 411.

Been out of town lately and had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back. I had drinks with her at the hotel bar (I got the room, which means she was outcall). With things going well, I decided to run my Buckwheat joke by her.

Teacher: "Buckwheat, please use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."

Buckwheat: "OK, Mrs. Crabtree. Let's see, um, dictate. After my gur-friend gave me head, I akst her how do my dic-tate."

My date suddenly had this look on her face like I just punched her in the stomach. She then said I was both offensive and racist. After she downed her drink, she texted someone, waited a few minutes and walked out. I don't think she thought it was funny.

Oh well, I ordered another beer, asked the bartender to switch the channel back to ESPN and called someone else.

Trying to figure out WTF.

BFDeal

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1395014]Been out of town lately and had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back. I had drinks with her at the hotel bar (I got the room, which means she was outcall). With things going well, I decided to run my Buckwheat joke by her.

Teacher: "Buckwheat, please use the word 'dictate' in a sentence."

Buckwheat: "OK, Mrs. Crabtree. Let's see, um, dictate. After my gur-friend gave me head, I akst her how do my dic-tate."

My date suddenly had this look on her face like I just punched her in the stomach. She then said I was both offensive and racist. After she downed her drink, she texted someone, waited a few minutes and walked out. I don't think she thought it was funny.

Oh well, I ordered another beer, asked the bartender to switch the channel back to ESPN and called someone else.

Trying to figure out WTF.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]You're funny BF, too funny. FOS as usual.

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1395014]had a date with a hot black provider in Ohio a few days back.

I akst her how do my dic-tate."

She then said I was both offensive and racist. I don't think she thought it was funny.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]BFD,

As long as you've been mongering, one would have thought that you would have sprung this joke on her 'AFTER' she could have told you how 'YOUR dic-tate'.

Some of these gals just have no sense of humor. Seeings how it is nearly baseball season, so glad that you could call in a pinchhitter on the fly.

Cheers, V

I know I am breaking the rules on posting about highly posted provider but I saw Teresa for the first time since she had her breast reduction. I always liked her big tits but I must say her natual tits are nice and teenish type perky. I normally go with the Mistress Teresa type activities, but yesterday was more on the normal side. (almost) I had just about forgotten how awesome her tight round ass looks rocking back and forth on me from the reverse cowgirl angle and not to mention a vaction to the Mediterranean Greek Ilse's.

Have fun and be safe,