Massage Parlor Reports

Note to all. And particularly Donny.

I love reading the boards, and no. I don't post much. A few times, but I don't get the opportunities as I once did when I traveled extensively. But I can't just sit back and let this diatribe go on.

Took an opportunity this morning to go back through the boards. Found some quite interesting comments.

Post #5081

I shot my load it hit her in the side of the face. LOL. She had her hair in one of those hair does where her hair is in a pony tail or pulled back but she has those two strands of hair hanging down on each side of her face. So it totally nailed the left side and instead of that part of her hair hanging straight down like the other side, it stuck out at a 90 degree angle as I left. Ish was hilarious.

Maybe you think that was hilarious, but I think it had to be very embarrasing to the young lady you were with. No class at all

Post #5107 Then Post #5109

I can't believe you tipped. 45. Wow, what were you thinking man?! You are ruining it for the rest of us

I tip well and treat them like Gold. That is all that matters.

Hmmmm. One time you chastise someone for giving a tip, then in the next breath you say you tip well. I don't think so after that first comment. And. BTW. Cumming on the side of a young ladies head is not treating her like Gold. I think it is something quite different.

Post #5129

You're too old for the game. It's time to get out old bloke. Hahahahaha

Guess you are talking to me, since I am in my 50's now. Lets just say that over the years of meeting young. And some that are not so young, but very nice. Ladies, I understand how to treat them. Yes they are in the business, but that doesn't give us the right to treat them as objects. I have found that if you treat them right, they respond in kind. If you treat them as I think you do, then I wonder. I probably tip too much, but my favorite haunts treat me right when I visit them also! And when I happen to be out of town and somewhere I haven't been before, I usually get treated very well.

Ok. So much for my comments. If this offends some on this board, I apologize, but I simply had to comment.

Gone back to my hole:)

SW

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]Hi Past Tense. I enjoyed your post to Donny. I wanted to send you a PM, but it won't go through because your inbox is full. Anyway, I am under 40 and prefer therapists over 40. I prefer them more than those in their 20s or 30s. The ones over 40 have appeared to be more sincere and appreciative of the work they do. It nice because they even go as far as helping you tie your shoe. I feel bad when they do this because it is something I would never do. Anyway, the young ones at many of the NW spas just want the cash and don't seem to pay attention to the small details that make our hobby fun. Even in my 20s I looked for older therapists. Just my opinion because we all have different tastes and needs. I just try to respect the girl because honestly, its a horrible career choice to deal with us guys. Good luck to everyone who read my post. We have a common bond and we should all have fun.[/QUOTE]I agree as well. Back in my misspent youth before I settled in Chicago, I've had favorites in other towns that were easily late 40s early 50s. They were generous with their charms and had an amazing sense of touch. I saw them as often as I could, and I've even tried to go back for a visit for old times sake. Sad to say, the two best have retired.

I've been to a place in Maryland where there seemed to be some "training. " It was funny in a way. I was a "regular. " I stopped by, but I guess a "better" regular came by and my girl went off to take care of him. She told me that a new girl (who I never saw out front), would work on me. But she assured me that she would come by to help at the end. The new girl gave a great massage (didn't seem that inexperienced at all). Sure enough, my regular came back for the flip. She finished most of the work, but the "new girl" stuck around and did her part to help. The older girl seemed to be showing the best places to touch for best effect. The effect is truly magic if you know the secret spots.

Similar thing happened in Danbury, Connecticut. I was a regular. I dropped in on what seemed like a slow afternoon. My girl asked if another girl could "watch. " I agreed. The "watcher" looked young and spoke very little english. Most of the session ended up being done by the so-called "watcher" with my girl encouraging her along. This was not "four hand, " it was totally different and a bit more involved. At the end, my regular girl pulled me aside and wanted to be sure that I was satisfied.

I have never had either situation happen in Chicago-nothing even close. I'm not sure here how they school the "new" ones into the art in Chicago. My general rule is that given a choice, pick the more experienced one. Indeed, on the one recent occasion when the therapist told me she was "new" (it was her first day she said), my experience was not good.

At the moment I jump between places too much to call my self a "regular" with one preferred therapist. (I am also bad remembering names.) That said, when I want a simple, predictable quick HE, I go to Alice (on Wentworth) because everyone there seems to have a good touch.

I stopped in at KM yesterday afternoon and saw Julie.

She gave me a $10 discount when I presented my AARP card. Which I thought was nice of her. Table shower was nice and thorough.

Massage was more of an accupressure approach but her small soft hands felt nice on my wrinkled crape paper skin.

On the flip I was a little put off by the plastic face shield she was wearing on her head. I finally convinced her I wasn't capable of spunking in her face like real man so she took it off, or maybe she got tired of it fogging up.

Nice girl, 0.50 door (with discount) and 0.40 tip will repeat next time my SS check comes.

Any reports on the new place in China square?

2163 B. S china pl 2 fl Chicago IL

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1474458885.html[/url]

Anybody know how many guys the girls in the apartments might see in one day?

Wonder if it is a better idea to go early?

[QUOTE=Swflaboater]Note to all. And particularly Donny.

I love reading the boards, and no. I don't post much. A few times, but I don't get the opportunities as I once did when I traveled extensively. But I can't just sit back and let this diatribe go on.

Took an opportunity this morning to go back through the boards. Found some quite interesting comments.

Post #5081

I shot my load it hit her in the side of the face. LOL. She had her hair in one of those hair does where her hair is in a pony tail or pulled back but she has those two strands of hair hanging down on each side of her face. So it totally nailed the left side and instead of that part of her hair hanging straight down like the other side, it stuck out at a 90 degree angle as I left. Ish was hilarious.

Maybe you think that was hilarious, but I think it had to be very embarrasing to the young lady you were with. No class at all

SW[/QUOTE]Do you realize what kind of board this is? I think class goes out the window once you partake in these activities. Secondly, she enjoyed it. I was there and you weren't. Put down the hateraide.

And would it kill you to actually TOFFT and contribute to the board? I can't stand people who bump their post count in order to challenge other people's knowledgeable, AND REAL, reports.

And in regards to the sudden, and conspicuous, reports all agreeing that they prefer asians in their 50's to asian ladies in their 20's. Old women have to put more effort into what they do and into their personalities because they are not much to look at. Remember that. These 20 year olds will be doing the same thing once their looks head south. All men would prefer a young woman with a tight body over an old woman with breasts to her knees and a face with more wrinkles in it than my scrotum.

[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Anybody know how many guys the girls in the apartments might see in one day?

Wonder if it is a better idea to go early?[/QUOTE]Probably depends on the weather, but I suspect early is better from a "freshness" standpoint. Later is better on a slow day = motivation

There's a report on 11/13/09.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Any reports on the new place in China square?

2163 B. S china pl 2 fl Chicago IL

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1474458885.html[/url][/QUOTE]

TOFTT at Belmont and Austin last night. Had a nice masseuse, Barbara, who was 20's-30 (hard to guess) and was tall and a little chunky but with a terrific attitude and smile. The massage was ok, the handy flip was nice, and she was perfectly willing to peel down to panties and let my hands wander. .6 door, .6 for almost nude HS. There was another girl there, she was a little round too. I would repeat when I'm in the neighborhood.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]And in regards to the sudden, and conspicuous, reports all agreeing that they prefer asians in their 50's to asian ladies in their 20's. Old women have to put more effort into what they do and into their personalities because they are not much to look at. Remember that. These 20 year olds will be doing the same thing once their looks head south. All men would prefer a young woman with a tight body over an old woman with breasts to her knees and a face with more wrinkles in it than my scrotum.[/QUOTE]

"All men"? I don't know about that as the posts here have proven you wrong.

Just last night I went looking for one of my "old" providers. Yes she has some wrinkles in her clevage and on her lips. But see I needed some
one to have a good time with. Someone that could take and take care of the Bone. She wasn't there so I went with another girl that I knew. Now she's 25 and a sweetheart for sure. Tiny tight body with littl girl breasts.

Oh yeah she was good. Couldn't be second string and not be good. But what took a few adjustments to put her in a good position my older girl would have had instantly. She didn't work harder. For my older gal it was all natural.

In the end it doesn't matter and honestly I need you to continue to only look for the young ones. That way the older more experienced girls are free for me.

Oh and my older girl? Well the young one told me that she's gone. Retired. I wish I knew as I would have liked to have taken her for one more ride.

I have no preference to what age although I must admit the older one's have reasonable rates and they seem to give good service and they enjoy what they do whereas the younger ones upsell you and rush or aren't into it. I like MILF's as long as they're cute and have a decent/curvy body. Younger ones, you might find a couple of cute little spinners that enjoy what they do and have reasonable rates but for the most part they upsell especially the Latina's. For my money though I always go to KM it's a can't miss each time, however I haven't been to Lisunia's for a long time now and I've been craving Lisunia's for awhile now thanks to a senior members last experience. The economy though has prevented me from going. By the way has anyone had a nude massage or FS at KM?

[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Anybody know how many guys the girls in the apartments might see in one day?

Wonder if it is a better idea to go early?[/QUOTE]They are stuck on the curcuit until they earn $60, 000 for their "sponsors". So that means they ain't getting their "freedom" until they have 375 appointments under their belts.

With that in mind I would expect them to service at least 5 guys a day. But it hardly makes a difference. It is not like they get up in the morning and shower for their work day. They sleep until the cell phone starts ringing.

Is there any place like this in the city??


Originally Posted by SpaSearch
I may catch some grief for posting this on the Chicago board, but until today, I had no freaking idea of what goes on at the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere. Unbelievable!!! And apparently this place has been open for 30 years. Here are the details...

> I show up and pay the $95 door fee.

> Get my pick from among 5 girls. I pick the 27 year old with the 38 DDs in a hot red short dress.

> She shows me to the room, which has a stand up shower attached to it. She tells me to take a shower and that she would be back in a couple minutes.

> When she comes back into the room, she is wearing a bathrobe with a bikini underneath. I think wow! This is going to be fun - I about to get a massage from this hot chick while she is wearing a bikini .

> Then she says to wrap the towel around me and follow her out of the room to the Jacuzzi room. I gladly follow her.

> When we get to the Jacuzzi room, she removes her robe and is now standing there just this tiny little bikini that shows her hot little body nicely. Then she asks me if I'm comfortable. I drop the towel and say that I am now. She proceeds to say that she is not comfortable, and turns her back to me. I ask if she would be more comfortable if I took off her top. She says yes, so I until her top, exposing her nice jugs. I then slide her bottom down to her ankles.

> Now we are both standing next to the Jacuzzi, completely naked, and I'm sporting a raging hard on. We get into the tub together and she caresses my boner while I play with her tits. It was like what you might see on a Girls Gone Wild video or something. At this point, I've already got my $95 worth, but wait...there's more to come!

> After about 10 minutes of fondling in the tub, she leads me back to the room where I take another shower, then get onto the table.

> She removes her robe and is completely naked again. She massages my back and legs for about 15 or 20 minutes. She makes sure to come into a lot of contact with Mr. Happy.

> Now it's time for the flip - nope! It's time for me to get off the table and for her to get on the table. So there I am playing massage therapist while my dick is poking her arms, side, legs, etc... That was so great! Then I ask if she'd like to turn over, and she says yes, and does so. I spend another 10 minutes or so massaging her front, while she is caressing my hard on every time it's in reach of her hand. A reverse massage has always been a fantasy of mine - and it lived up to my expectations!!!

> Then she says it's time for her to massage my front. At one point, she oils up her bobbies and gives me some Russian action. I almost popped during that. Then she worked a few other techniques with her hands while she was on and off the table. When I popped, it hit my chin.

> I gave her a $25 tip for a total of $120 ($95 at the door and $25 tip). I probably should have given her more, but that's all I had on me.

Anyway, this was the best massage I've ever had, and I would guess this will be my last post on the Chicago board because from now on I'm heading west on I-90, not east!

Today I went to tropical. I had a feeling for some Latinas so I decided to go. I got a girl who shall remain nameless. She is short, young, and tight. Great legs and ass. Paid. 1 for a nude HE. She enjoyed her time as much as I did. The only thing that was bad about it was, well there were two things. One, the shower room is out of commission because they just laid new tile. And second, the sidewalk in front of Tropical has a lot of construction going on. They were working on the rooftops on the buildings next Tropical. I really don't like going into LMP's or AMP's when you have those construction workers right there. But like many before me, they were no deterrent.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Is there any place like this in the city??

[/QUOTE]
You could go to Relax on Archer, asian 1/2 hour massage w/table shower .55, .4 tip for HS isn't too bad.

ok ...so I decided to finally give this "neighborhood" place a try. Was totally disappointed(understatement). Will not mention girls name because she was nice and actually tried to give a good massage, but there is a hygene/possible STD problem here.

ok...so walked in..girl at the desk was cute Latina, really ethnic features, but was attractive and seemed to have nice knockers. Asked who was available and she asked me if I had a preference. I looked over at the couch by the window and there was an attractive girl that looked like she had a really bad flu and another one that looked like she was on her death bed as she was sleeping and under some covers and I could hear her coughing up a storm. So the one on desk seemed the healthier of the three. I said you're ok...

Ok - so first off.. table shower. This girl really tries hard to give good customer service. Good conversation...I'm thinking I'm in for a treat. Boy was I disappointed....table shower was good. Massage was good, but barely any/no teasing. On the flip, I negotiate 80 for nude HE. man did I overpay...first off she tried standing like 20 feet away from Johnson like my cock was gonna bite her in face(I'm an attractive guy)... and she just like stood there and looked me dead in the face while she was stroking mr. J ...no emotion no nothing.....she actually began to drag foreskin too far back and it was starting to hurt...told her to stop...as it was painful....

ok....so if the pain wasnt bad enough...This is where it gets interesting. First off - she is unexperienced (2 months at this) and gave the most mechanical HJ ever she literally stood there like statue and rubbed up and down and looked me in eyes...what a lazy HJ......

I reached around to grab some arse and found my hand holding what felt like some tiolet paper....aggghhhhhhhh...I was about to puke...ok...so I'm thinking...get this shit over with...see more toilet paper bits up front.....aaagaggggghhhhhhhh,,,,let met bust a nut and thats it....not so lucky....i took over and couldnt get it up

then SHE feels some shit come out of her...like a little gushing feeling (as she explained)...and takes the towe i was usingl and wipes her cooch...its reddiish...agggggghhhh.....i could not tell if she was wiping her menstruatation or as she said she got "wet" as she said i got her wet...bullsht.......aaaggghhhh


at this point - boner is non existent...turned to vagina...

she starts wiping her vagina with towel and saids she probably shouldnt be doing that in front of me (no shit)....at this point.....my cock went waaaayyy down....no more chance of boner.....aggghhh....toilet paper bits were bad enough.....I even tried to rub one off myself, but was soooo disgusted.....then she grabs my cock with hand she rbbed herself with...aggghhhhh....

gotta get check out.....nasty....what the fuuukkkk...toilet paper...disgusting



WILL NEVER RETURN HERE !!!!!!

The only ass I see here is you, chachi. You keep fucking your 20 year old girls who lay there and make fake moaning sounds while they check the clock every 5 minutes and I'll keep boning the 40 year olds who know what theyre doing and fuck like wildcats. Youre one of those fools who gets off on the IDEA of himself fucking young chicks instead of the actual sexual act itself. I feel sorry for you man, youre missing out on a lot. Why dont you just get yourself a Realdoll and save money over the long run? It's just as good.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]If you prefer old and wrinkled woman to young and tight ones then that's on you and goes against conventional wisdom. Most men want young, good looking women. And if you argue that point, like that rube below, you're just being an ass.

Today I went to tropical. I had a feeling for some Latinas so I decided to go. I got a girl who shall remain nameless. She is short, young, and tight. Great legs and ass. Paid. 1 for a nude HE. She enjoyed her time as much as I did. The only thing that was bad about it was, well there were two things. One, the shower room is out of commission because they just laid new tile. And second, the sidewalk in front of Tropical has a lot of construction going on. They were working on the rooftops on the buildings next Tropical. I really don't like going into LMP's or AMP's when you have those construction workers right there. But like many before me, they were no deterrent.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]...And if you argue that point, like that rube below, you're just being an ass...[/QUOTE]
No need to get personal, Donny. Sure, most of us would prefer the younger ones if the service was the same as the more seasoned ones. That's not what's being discussed. What IS being discussed is that many of us, including me, have found that the more seasoned ones tend to give better service making it a more enjoyable experience. If I'm going to spend my hard-earned $$$, I want my session to be enjoyable. If you prefer the younger ones, that's fine. But don't disrespect those who might have different preferences.

Hopefully, this will be the end of this discussion so we can get back to what this board is all about.

Went to a new spa on Orland Park and noticed they have cameras throughout the place, excert in the shower room. The walls in the private rooms don't go up to the ceiling so their is little privacy. Is this legal?

So I stopped at a non AMP joint on the north side and asked to meet the therapists. Three were working; one of 'em looked like a dude. Be careful out there.

Anyhow, got situated with my masseuse and had a relatively pleasant time until she donned a glove for the finish. Talk about a buzz kill.

I saw Bella getting busted this morning. anyone know any details?

[QUOTE=LordAlfred]The only ass I see here is you, chachi. You keep fucking your 20 year old girls who lay there and make fake moaning sounds while they check the clock every 5 minutes and I'll keep boning the 40 year olds who know what theyre doing and fuck like wildcats. You're one of those fools who gets off on the IDEA of himself fucking young chicks instead of the actual sexual act itself. I feel sorry for you man, you're missing out on a lot. Why don't you just get yourself a Realdoll and save money over the long run? It's just as good.[/QUOTE]The only person here who doesn't know WTF they are talking about is you! Why are you here? To get info from guys like me who TOFFT and contribute to the board? You're just another worthless loser who talks out of his backside and does nothing for the this board or the rest of us.

Everyone check this guy's post history. Not one report. Just BS. That's all this guy is. BS and hot air.

Open your wallet for once and then come back here and let us know what happened.

Is located on Route 83 next to the Maxum Bar South of I-55 in the southwest suburbs.

They have an alright shower. The massage was not that great but not the worst I've had.

Nice looking girl but she starts with making the massage bad on purpose. The shower was not too good either, she starts to scrape with the hardened sponge.

70 dollars for 40 minutes. I was able to use my hand. I tipped 35. I do not know if that is the normal tip but she did not seem that happy with that amount.

I would repeat.

I get lots of helpful info here but not from you. I only like girls who give good service.

Check my history, I don't care. I do have a report and it's on someone who I was specifically told had been around forever but had never been reviewed here.

Sounds like you're the one spewing the BS and hot air.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]The only person here who doesn't know WTF they are talking about is you! Why are you here? To get info from guys like me who TOFFT and contribute to the board? You're just another worthless loser who talks out of his backside and does nothing for the this board or the rest of us.

Everyone check this guy's post history. Not one report. Just BS. That's all this guy is. BS and hot air.

Open your wallet for once and then come back here and let us know what happened.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Billy3]Is located on Route 83 next to the Maxum Bar South of I-55 in the southwest suburbs.

They have an alright shower. The massage was not that great but not the worst I've had.

Nice looking girl but she starts with making the massage bad on purpose. The shower was not too good either, she starts to scrape with the hardened sponge.

70 dollars for 40 minutes. I was able to use my hand. I tipped 35. I do not know if that is the normal tip but she did not seem that happy with that amount.

I would repeat.[/QUOTE]I hope this is related to the Pine Tree in Frankfort that was shut down. Do any long time members remember that Pine Tree?

Stop by KM for the first time and met Julie, not bad experience. By reading the KM reports, she may not be the best there, looking forward to meet others. Like the parking/entrance from back(there are students all over the street after school!). The place looks clean, wish they can turn up the heat a little, kinda cold there.

Looks: 7. Low 30s, better looking than most providers in AMP

Massage: 5, pay. 60 for 1hr, with her massage style, stick with 30min next time to save. 20

TS: 5. It is very cold in the TS room, maybe just that day. The score could jump to 9 in summer time because she really takes her time to do the cleaning

HE: 5. Did ask to remove her top, no luck. Hope will get better next time. From previous report some dude shot her face earlier the week, now she stands away. Dang it.

[QUOTE=Joliettom]Went to a new spa on Orland Park and noticed they have cameras throughout the place, excert in the shower room. The walls in the private rooms don't go up to the ceiling so their is little privacy. Is this legal?[/QUOTE]


It is difficult to comment if you do not identify the spa.

If the walls don't go all the way up, and there are cameras, you should assume it is a legit place.

If you got extras, this is an interesting post worth investigating.

If not, I'm not sure what your point is.

[QUOTE=Billy3]Is located on Route 83 next to the Maxum Bar South of I-55 in the southwest suburbs.

They have an alright shower. The massage was not that great but not the worst I've had.

Nice looking girl but she starts with making the massage bad on purpose. The shower was not too good either, she starts to scrape with the hardened sponge.

70 dollars for 40 minutes. I was able to use my hand. I tipped 35. I do not know if that is the normal tip but she did not seem that happy with that amount.

I would repeat.[/QUOTE]

Not directed at you, but I am using your post to vent.

Pine Tree is a good example of a spa that sort of delivers, but that ranks as perhaps a 2.5 out of 5. I've been there, and won't go back. While I mostly play in Chicago, I know of one place within a 10 mile radius from Pine Tree in the Western suburbs where the service is triple AAA, at least with one therapist there. The dilemma is how much information should be disclosed on a public board such as this. We need to keep the Uncle away, as well as anonymous, undeserving, and potentially abusive lurkers. I truly care about the well-being of these ladies.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]I saw Bella getting busted this morning. anyone know any details?[/QUOTE]


Which Bella?

I went back to health center 1520 N Damen, and all the girls who were there last time were gone. The place just opened a few months ago I think, so where did they go? And why?

I got May for 1/2 hour. Ten minutes into the massage on the flip, she wanted 80 for a HR. I said 40, she came down to 60, then 50 where she held her ground. She literally had me by the balls during the negotiation. I said to her you know the price and started to get up to go. She took good care of me for 40. I’d go back with her now that the negotiation is settled. She was probably in her 40s, and gave good service.

This place has been reported on before, by me and by others. I’d like to find one of the former girls, Katrina. Anyone seen her somewhere else?

[QUOTE=Billy3]Is located on Route 83 next to the Maxum Bar South of I-55 in the southwest suburbs.

They have an alright shower. The massage was not that great but not the worst I've had.

Nice looking girl but she starts with making the massage bad on purpose. The shower was not too good either, she starts to scrape with the hardened sponge.

70 dollars for 40 minutes. I was able to use my hand. I tipped 35. I do not know if that is the normal tip but she did not seem that happy with that amount.

I would repeat.[/QUOTE]I went there for the first time a few months ago after reading so many good reviews on that place. And my first experience was much like yours. It seemed that she was making the massage bad on purpose, it was probably the worst I've had. I got a hand shake out of it, but absolutely no roaming. So I was thinking this place was over rated. However, a few weeks later I decided to give it another shot. I got the same girl as the first time and she remembered me from the previous visit. The service that time was MUCH better.

I'd say go back and try again. In my opinion, once they get to know you (and know you are not Uncle) the service gets better.

Today I was going to be adventurist and try Shanelle who has an apartment and frequently posts on CL and BP but I had second thoughts since I was not in the mood for a surprise (if anyone has info on her please PM me)

Anyway I thought I would head to Harvest where I always know what I am getting with Janny which is consitent with other post.When I got there was a new girl Cindy who was a cute small girl with a nice mini dress. She proceeded to give me Great massage the quality I never receive in a AMP. She go all muscles very well while she was always leaning her tight little body all over mine. When she was done wiping my back off, she then proceeded to give a nice erotic massage on the backside just before the flip. After the flip a very nice HJ with all touching allowed. She then finished the massage with a facial and a great foot massage. She then proceeded to put all my clothes on just like I was a king. I can not wait to get back and I hope she keeps up the great work. No negotiating and was very gratefull for the tip.

A followup to my post with much need facts and stats.Door fee is $55 even though the Papasan always asks for $65 and tip is usually .4o Cindy was a perky 5ft 2inches with a nice tight bod age in mid 20a.

In one of my own early posts, I opened with “Went to AMP, easily accessible on bus lines 9, 11, and 77, as well as the brown line and, of course, by bicycle.” I thought that anyone could figure out that it was around 3300 N. Ashland, the cop on the beat sure could. Maybe there was a reason to be cautious a few years ago, but now?

There are other sites that offer very explicit information about MPs and about the girls who work in them, as well as independents. One has pictures of the facade of every MP in Chicago, 65 of them. Another lists the address and phone # of Pine Tree, and names Angie, age 38, asian Black hair brown eyes, 70 per hour. For a VIP membership fee, we can get details on extra services she offers. One site claims to offer more than 272 reviews on 99 providers in Chicago, including 46 reviews of Winnie, whoever she is. This info is available to us and to LE. Google erotic massage parlor Chicago. You get 239,000 results.

The nice thing about this forum is that it really has a great exchange of ideas and advice, but sometimes I think that we could be a bit more open. I’ve seen reviews here with no name or address, no name of the girl, and few details on service. What use is that?


[QUOTE=Dangerously]Not directed at you, but I am using your post to vent.

Pine Tree is a good example of a spa that sort of delivers, but that ranks as perhaps a 2.5 out of 5. I've been there, and won't go back. While I mostly play in Chicago, I know of one place within a 10 mile radius from Pine Tree in the Western suburbs where the service is triple AAA, at least with one therapist there. The dilemma is how much information should be disclosed on a public board such as this. We need to keep the Uncle away, as well as anonymous, undeserving, and potentially abusive lurkers. I truly care about the well-being of these ladies.[/QUOTE]

That's where Senior status helps. PM is probably the best way to get info.[QUOTE=Paleface]In one of my own early posts, I opened with “Went to AMP, easily accessible on bus lines 9, 11, and 77, as well as the brown line and, of course, by bicycle.” I thought that anyone could figure out that it was around 3300 N. Ashland, the cop on the beat sure could. Maybe there was a reason to be cautious a few years ago, but now?

There are other sites that offer very explicit information about MPs and about the girls who work in them, as well as independents. One has pictures of the facade of every MP in Chicago, 65 of them. Another lists the address and phone # of Pine Tree, and names Angie, age 38, asian Black hair brown eyes, 70 per hour. For a VIP membership fee, we can get details on extra services she offers. One site claims to offer more than 272 reviews on 99 providers in Chicago, including 46 reviews of Winnie, whoever she is. This info is available to us and to LE. Google erotic massage parlor Chicago. You get 239,000 results.

The nice thing about this forum is that it really has a great exchange of ideas and advice, but sometimes I think that we could be a bit more open. I’ve seen reviews here with no name or address, no name of the girl, and few details on service. What use is that?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joliettom]Went to a new spa on Orland Park and noticed they have cameras throughout the place, excert in the shower room. The walls in the private rooms don't go up to the ceiling so their is little privacy. Is this legal?[/QUOTE]I frequent Relaxing massage on 147th & LaGrange. The walls don't go all the way up, but never noticed any cameras? Is this the place your speaking of?

And why do you ask a question of this nature and not give details? What do you think we are mind readers?

[QUOTE=Northside Tod]Anyway I thought I would head to Harvest where I always know what I am getting with Janny which is consitent with other post.When I got there was a new girl Cindy who was a cute small girl with a nice mini dress. She proceeded to give me Great massage the quality I never receive in a AMP. She go all muscles very well while she was always leaning her tight little body all over mine. When she was done wiping my back off, she then proceeded to give a nice erotic massage on the backside just before the flip. After the flip a very nice HJ with all touching allowed. She then finished the massage with a facial and a great foot massage. She then proceeded to put all my clothes on just like I was a king. I can not wait to get back and I hope she keeps up the great work. No negotiating and was very gratefull for the tip.[/QUOTE]

Decided to head back to Harvest myself after this report. At first I was given an older provider (not Monica though). I had never seen this one before...average looking, about early forties. I was a little disappointed because I really wanted Cindy, but couldn't remember her name at the time. Anyways, after a nice TS, she took me to the room, but someone called her back out. There seemed to be some arguing or something - and who should walk in, but Cindy! All was as described above. I'd say she's probably in her mid to late 30's, cute, and friendly. She loves the nipple play!

Like Monica, she too dressed me. In fact, she actually had me lay down on my back while she dressed me. Harvest is still my favorite for service. No negotiations..greatly appreciative...and friendly. I'd say she probably had me in there for more than my hour's worth. Although Monica was nice, I'll probably ask for Cindy moving forward.

[QUOTE=Hauss4069]I frequent Relaxing massage on 147th & LaGrange. The walls don't go all the way up, but never noticed any cameras? Is this the place your speaking of?

And why do you ask a question of this nature and not give details? What do you think we are mind readers?[/QUOTE]

Guess I would ask WHY we are discussing a place at 147th and LaGrange on the CHICAGO board.

During a recent trip to the windy city sampled a couple of places. One in chicago offered table shower. I first visit I had a very good shower that then proceeded to a very good massage. On the flip the girl who is Chinese gave me some hand signals and proceed to get a decent HJ. On the send visit the girl was a spinner and attractive. Same shower which then lead to an excellent massage and then HJ with acccess to upper and lower parts of the body. She said a repeat visit would be good for me and I would need to agree. Due to my trip being cut short I was not able to return.