Anyone under 30 work there? The 50+ year old chunky therapist was friendly, but it would be nice to relax with someone more fit who won't qualify for an aarp card until 2038.
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Anyone under 30 work there? The 50+ year old chunky therapist was friendly, but it would be nice to relax with someone more fit who won't qualify for an aarp card until 2038.
[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3705542]Anyone under 30 work there? The 50+ year old chunky therapist was friendly, but it would be nice to relax with someone more fit who won't qualify for an aarp card until 2038.[/QUOTE]I've been there few time a few months ago, not sure, maybe late summer or early fall and didn't see any one under 30. That was the reason I've never visited them again.
I'm rarely in this area and don't follow the boards at all, didn't know where to go, so I tried Vital on Oakton.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/1517-e-oakton-st-des-plaines-il-847-797-4760/81027387[/URL]
If I was smart, I would have looked on this board first for reviews. Didn't. That was Mistake #1.
I think three Asian women were working, saw two of them, both of them extremely cute, in my opinion pretty hot, and impeccably dressed with perfect makeup, perfect hair.
Drew Linda. While paying at the front desk I made Mistake #2. She asked right then if I wanted medium or hard, I could barely understand her, and I said something stupid like "Hard, I guess". I didn't realize she was asking, in order to stick me with an upcharge for "deep tissue'. So she vacuumed up an excess $5 or $10 that was collecting dust in my wallet, right there at the front desk.
Back in the room, she gave me like the world's longest over-the-towel massage. Most places rub you through the towel for a while at the start, then break out the oil. I think she was practicing for the Olympic event "longest thru-the-towel massage". I really did think after a while that the entire massage was strictly through the towel. It was bizarre. Towards the end of that, she didn't ask, took a shot at breaking my spine with her unskilled "walking on back" thing. Ugh.
Then the world's quickest back massage with oil. Then, right after the flip, which was like 57 minutes into the one hour, she started with the very light touch teasing thing, which I normally love. Once she got me totally in the mood and totally convinced she was going to be fun, she pulled did the "You want more time?" maneuver. Which normally I don't fall for, but she was super hot and I was thinking with the wrong head. Worse yet, right after that, she paused the massage, turned on the lights, so I would pay for the extra thirty minutes. And it was forty, not thirty, for the additional half hour. Grrr. I think we are now up to $105 or $110 (pre-tip), for a not so good 90 minute massage.
What ensued after was simply a thirty minute Asian Blue Ball Festival. She was was a relentless tease.
So my monger wallet was pretty effectively siphoned off, without a particularly good massage or good extras. Pissed off at myself.
If you want to pay just to be in a room with a very pretty well dressed Asian woman, and get blue balls, by all means, go to Vital Health Spa.
Hasn't happened to me in a while.
I visited Asiana and had a 1 hour session with June. She remembered me from when I used to live in the area so I had no issues. I used to see Summer when I lived in the area so I was surprised that June remembered me. I asked if she was open to multiple HE and she was so started off the massage with one. Massage was great as usual. Flipped again and completed second HE. Tipped. 6 and she seemed happy. She said next time I should do a 4 hand with her and Summer. Definitely will if I'm near the area again.
In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;3752176]In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.[/QUOTE]All three options suck. Check out asian apartments.
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;3752176]In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.[/QUOTE]I'd consider Yun as a last resort. Exercise would be choice number 1. Please don't forget to report. Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Walker333;3752773]I'd consider Yun as a last resort. Exercise would be choice number 1. Please don't forget to report. Enjoy.[/QUOTE]Tried Oakton but both summer and June were busy so I went to Newe Life have not been there for a few years. Had an ok table shower with some teasing.
Then I the room said I wanted a lite touch had some ok teasing then after 10 minutes I turned over asked her to remove her top and got a standard finish.
Got cleaned up and finished massage and tipped the standard and left. Nothing special oh she wasn't too old as I remembered most being at this place.
Maybe late 30's.
[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3753442]Tried Oakton but both summer and June were busy so I went to Newe Life have not been there for a few years. Had an ok table shower with some teasing.
Then I the room said I wanted a lite touch had some ok teasing then after 10 minutes I turned over asked her to remove her top and got a standard finish.
Got cleaned up and finished massage and tipped the standard and left. Nothing special oh she wasn't too old as I remembered most being at this place.
Maybe late 30's.[/QUOTE]It must have been late afternoon, otherwise they should not be busy. Well, it's good to know that the old ladies brought some fresh flesh there.
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;3752176]In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.[/QUOTE]Been to Yun twice in the last month. First time standard end for $80 on top of the hourly, last time got FS for free but did tip anyways afterwards because it was worth it.
[QUOTE=Aud12;3775286]Been to Yun twice in the last month. First time standard end for $80 on top of the hourly, last time got FS for free but did tip anyways afterwards because it was worth it.[/QUOTE]Did Yun a few weeks ago since parking lot at exercise was full. Got a nice CBJ and a nice tableshower. Tipped a bit extra cause of the table showwer play and I enjoyed it.
H 80.
Tip $ 1.
[QUOTE=Walker333;3753678]It must have been late afternoon, otherwise they should not be busy. Well, it's good to know that the old ladies brought some fresh flesh there.[/QUOTE]I kept reading Oakton where? Been both to Yun and excerise. Can you PM me for Oakton?
[QUOTE=Villa1028;3777664]I kept reading Oakton where? Been both to Yun and excerise. Can you PM me for Oakton?[/QUOTE]Try using the search function on the top right of the page. You should find plenty of results.
Made a visit to Asianna last week and June was the only MT working. No problem. I've seen both June and Summer a handful of times and always leave with a smile on my face. This is a place that a little rapport is a must. Once you've been there a few times and you've earned their trust, you will always be a friend of the shop. My current visit was no different. Excellent massage followed by a heavy dose of light teasing on the back side, then a slow and deliberate finish. That's what keeps me coming back. For those that haven't figured out the location. It's on Oakton, directly across the street from the train car and just west of the expressway. Good luck.
[QUOTE=Beast42;3785734]Made a visit to Asianna last week and June was the only MT working. No problem. I've seen both June and Summer a handful of times and always leave with a smile on my face. This is a place that a little rapport is a must. Once you've been there a few times and you've earned their trust, you will always be a friend of the shop. My current visit was no different. Excellent massage followed by a heavy dose of light teasing on the back side, then a slow and deliberate finish. That's what keeps me coming back. For those that haven't figured out the location. It's on Oakton, directly across the street from the train car and just west of the expressway. Good luck.[/QUOTE]There is almost always (especially in the afternoon) a problem with the parking. Speaking about the mts there, S, for those who likes her stile. , she looks like a boy, quiet and reserved, doesn't like to be touched. Her massage is professional, but not hard, not deep. J I'd find as a usual amt. Stay safe.