Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hose Nose]Speaking of punctuation and grammer, you may want to post this one again. The Errors are too numerous to list.[/QUOTE]Hose Nose, JoseyWales, et al. You, of course, missed the whole point of my comment about grammAR (for those of you who care about spelling). I couldn't care less about grammar or spelling on a chat board, as long as it's not so bad that it totally impedes understanding. I was attacked because I had a typo of an extra space-that's all I was responding to, and I think it is a silly argument in the first place. My simple point was just this: I came on here as a new member, having just learned about the board. I posted a review about a provider I saw and found myself being lambasted for doing so. Kind of an odd chat board crowd when that happens. If you didn't like my review, fine, ignore it. I'm not sure why you additional felt compelled to attack me personally. But to each his own. I will, of course, think twice about posting reviews about other providers.

(BTW, Josie, if you really want all the details regarding my graduate work, area of specialization, course load and current academic post, just send me your home telephone number and I'll be happy to call you talk about it. Yes, I understand sarcasm. Do you?)

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Hi Prof Man,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum.

JoseyWales was being his usual antagonistic self, and I've just banned him for his comments to you.

Nevertheless, I disagree with your characterization of this website as a "chat board". This website is a report archive, and thus correct writing is encouraged here at all times, including correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, capitalization and the limited use of chat room acronyms.

Thanks,

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These are the ads. Do [b]NOT[/b] waste your time or money. The. 6 they ask for just goes to the house, not the lady doing the massage, not even a cut. Just like VIP in Illinois. (Which is the reason I stopped going to VIP). So what this means is %100 incentive for the the lady to upsell you other things at incredibly jacked up prices, otherwise she doesn't make anything.

.6 wouldn't be bad IF it was a really good massage OR if some hanky panky were involved, but the "massage" was in fact total crap and [I]then after just 10 minutes[/I] was told to flip to front (I almost blurted out "You're kidding, right? ") and then came the upsell. Another. 6 for an HJ.

.6 +. 6 for a tugjob (the massage was so crappy it doesn't count). The people running these places are out of their fucking minds. I just got off the table and left.

And now I've warned you.

[QUOTE=Hesdeadjim][url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-retreat/3233458[/url]

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/purrfect-asian-kittens-25/3233377[/url]

These are the ads. Do [b]NOT[/b] waste your time or money. The. 6 they ask for just goes to the house, not the lady doing the massage, not even a cut. Just like VIP in Illinois. (Which is the reason I stopped going to VIP). So what this means is %100 incentive for the the lady to upsell you other things at incredibly jacked up prices, otherwise she doesn't make anything.

.6 wouldn't be bad IF it was a really good massage OR if some hanky panky were involved, but the "massage" was in fact total crap and [I]then after just 10 minutes[/I] was told to flip to front (I almost blurted out "You're kidding, right? ") and then came the upsell. Another. 6 for an HJ.

.6 +. 6 for a tugjob (the massage was so crappy it doesn't count). The people running these places are out of their fucking minds. I just got off the table and left.

And now I've warned you.[/QUOTE]
If you had been reading this forum you could have saved some money - plus no one sitting outside would have been taking you picture.

Tried to reach Lilly and called the 636 number. A guy answered.

Note to ladies: If you want to see how fast you can ruin your business, have a guy answer your phone.

[QUOTE=Hose Nose]If you had been reading this forum you could have saved some money. Plus no one sitting outside would have been taking you picture.[/QUOTE]To be fair, I wasn't really looking for hanky panky. I really needed a good massage believe it or not, so I didn't look here. Some AMP's can actually do excellent massages. Pink would be one. That surpass even most reputable massage therapists, and of course you're basically rolling the dice in a situation like that, but seriously this surpassed any crap massage I've ever had. I was just hoping to luck out with someone a bit closer to home than Pink. Didn't happen. And like I mentioned earlier, the upsell was laughable too, so I posted here.

Per your instructions, I did indeed look back a few pages for posts about this place (Olive AMP?); sorry, those posts really did not even come close to describing what I experienced, and certainly I saw no advice to avoid. Maybe they were grading on a curve!

Anyone know anything about this? I've heard about it. I actually thought it got busted recently. What building is it in off Watson? Anyone else have any general info? I'm just looking for a massage and a tug, nothing more. I'd rather stay on the MO side than venture across the river.

Also, any good places in or near Clayton?

Thanks, from a noob.

[QUOTE=Bob Clayton]Anyone know anything about this? I've heard about it. I actually thought it got busted recently. What building is it in off Watson? Anyone else have any general info? I'm just looking for a massage and a tug, nothing more. I'd rather stay on the MO side than venture across the river.

Also, any good places in or near Clayton?

Thanks, from a noob.[/QUOTE]

They closed over the winter. Terrible service and massive up-selling. No loss.

New place out Manchester that is mostly just like that Envy chain but charges $10 more. Met by an older Asian lady and was escorted to a room. Immediately covered and everything by the book. She was a Chinese lady who spoke little English and seemed a little nervous about the rules. I guess she was worried that if she touched the wrong part she would be taken away. She was probably wondering why she left one police state to come to another. Welcome to America.

[QUOTE=Hesdeadjim]To be fair, I wasn't really looking for hanky panky. I really needed a good massage believe it or not, so I didn't look here. Some AMP's can actually do excellent massages. Pink would be one. That surpass even most reputable massage therapists, and of course you're basically rolling the dice in a situation like that, but seriously this surpassed any crap massage I've ever had. I was just hoping to luck out with someone a bit closer to home than Pink. Didn't happen. And like I mentioned earlier, the upsell was laughable too, so I posted here.

Per your instructions, I did indeed look back a few pages for posts about this place (Olive AMP?); sorry, those posts really did not even come close to describing what I experienced, and certainly I saw no advice to avoid. Maybe they were grading on a curve![/QUOTE]

There was a warning about the UCPD and other neighbors taking down plates. I drove by last Friday (4/2) and the house was dark, there were no cars in the back and PD were doing something on the apartment complex lot.

For just a massage, you may want to try Sunrise further west on Olive by the Olivette Fire Department. No one has ever reported any hanky panky available.

Are we talking about the same place, by the Sam's Club at Barret Station. This is nothing like Massage Envy or Massage Luxe. It is a branch out from Sunrise in Olivette. I have been there a few times with much different experience. .5 for hour plus .1 tip. Vicki has been great. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]New place out Manchester that is mostly just like that Envy chain but charges $10 more. Met by an older Asian lady and was escorted to a room. Immediately covered and everything by the book. She was a Chinese lady who spoke little English and seemed a little nervous about the rules. I guess she was worried that if she touched the wrong part she would be taken away. She was probably wondering why she left one police state to come to another. Welcome to America.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen Susan lately? I scheduled an appt (first time) and a few hours before the time she called and rescheduled. Then a couple of hours before the rescheduled time she called and canceled. Then the next day she called to see about a reschedule (which I did for a couple of days later). Showed up at the appt day/time to her place but no one answered the door nor did she answer her phone when I called from outside. Is this typical of her? Doesn't seem too interested in making a good first impression!

Beemerguy

[QUOTE=Beemerguy]Has anyone seen Susan lately? I scheduled an appt (first time) and a few hours before the time she called and rescheduled. Then a couple of hours before the rescheduled time she called and canceled. Then the next day she called to see about a reschedule (which I did for a couple of days later). Showed up at the appt day/time to her place but no one answered the door nor did she answer her phone when I called from outside. Is this typical of her? Doesn't seem too interested in making a good first impression!

Beemerguy[/QUOTE]Have had the same issues.

Last evening I had the pleasure of receiving a 4 hand from Sharon and AnneMarie. This was my second time with these 2 ladies and the experience was without a doubt the best I have ever had. Sharon was her typical self and AnneMarie was so friendly and ready to please. I had got the impression that everything was on the menu except a Greek tour, but, do to financial reasons, I stayed with oral finish, which was one of the best. During the massage it did come up that Sharon will have a different girl working on Saturday, I think she is from the East side, anyway I asked AnneMarie if she would consider a 6 hand and she said no problem that sounds like a lot of fun. So if any of you Mongers what something different and wild you might want to give Sharon a call and schedule it on Saturday. I know if I had the $ I sure would be there for a expereince of a lifetime. be safe

Taz Man

Anyone know anything about Simone? Here is her ad on BP. I like them thick girls and I'm hoping she has made good impressions.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/you-wanna-relax/3642357[/url]

I have seen Susan half a dozen times. Never had these issues except one time. I called from out front because I couldn't remember the address. Had to call 3 or 4 times in a 5-minute span before she picked up, but then everything was fine. She said that her phone was downstairs and she was upstairs waiting on me. But, as we all know, these ladies sometimes are not the most reliable. I can tell you that in my opinion she is well worth it once you are on her table. The massage is really just a nice rub but the ending is wonderful! Hope you get to see her soon and enjoy!

[QUOTE=Beemerguy]Has anyone seen Susan lately? I scheduled an appt (first time) and a few hours before the time she called and rescheduled. Then a couple of hours before the rescheduled time she called and canceled. Then the next day she called to see about a reschedule (which I did for a couple of days later). Showed up at the appt day/time to her place but no one answered the door nor did she answer her phone when I called from outside. Is this typical of her? Doesn't seem too interested in making a good first impression!

Beemerguy[/QUOTE]