Massage Parlor Reports

Ok, I thought I posted this already. Oh well.

First off I'd like to thank this board for giving me the info I needed before I visited my first AMP.

The trip was good. $.8 for a TS and a massage. The TS was a good experience, which is one of the reasons I went. Once back in the room, it seemed like she encouraged wandering. After the flip, she did try to upsell for something for a $, but since I could understand her, and wasnt going to spend that much, so eclined. She told me she would take care of me. She put hers in my face for a little DATY and proceded to massage, um, well yeah. After that, she continued to massage me until she was done with her routine.

Once all was said and done, it was nice. I tipped her $40 (I think that was what I read as the gong rate). I don't know if I'll go back, it isn't that the experience was bad, but other than the TS there was nothing that special about it. I really wanted to get a TS and a good massage with release. 2out of 3 ain't bad...right?

So thanks again board memebers.

So my journey has finally ended.

**** great TS, great massage, and best experience yet in my nova AMP endeavors. $. 2 = 1 hour. Will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=VAmongerman]Omg the mention of Jasmine has started the wood up. What great boobs. I'd love to know what happened to her as well, if anyone knows. Anyone do FS with her? Bonnie/Bunny was always fun too.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the same Bonnie/Bunny from Youngs in Tysons? She is a hustler for sure but she did give me a good release when I saw her last (2007).

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator]My ATF has been handing out "presents" for the past couple of weeks (sox wrapped in holiday paper).

I'll be taking a few small gifts on my next visit (one for each of the usual therapists).

Share the spirit of the holiday with more than the standard tip.

Don't be a scrooge -- and always be nice to the ladies.

PA[/QUOTE]

I got two pairs, one dark and one white--Polo's. Funny and sweet. I gave my favorite some nice earrings from Africa I got at the Smithsonian--cheap but nice looking. She then rocked me good.

Socks are at work, too much to explain at home.

First off, happy holidays do everyone.

Second just want to let everyone know that this is in fact not my first post, I decided to change my SN cause I felt my old one was to vulgar, ironic huh.

Any who, I'll get to the Q's.

So I've been to 3 different locations (all in VA) and never been offered the TS, is this because I always go for the half hr just to feel the place out? Or is it something you normally have to ask for?

Second Q

Is it a solid fact that all you'll get is a tug at a VA AMP? Is Fs possible or is that cause I'm going to the wrong place? Not asking the right Q? Not getting the hr? Or not a known customer?

Q3

I've seen some places offer four hands massage what the hell is it, and is it worth it? Cause it sound awesome!

Forth and final Q (sorry guys)

Do these places really accept credit cards? Using one makes me nervous but it would defiantly let me visit more often.

And now for a little story.

I went to try a new place (new for me anyway) and wasnt sure about it. Passed it once looking for a whole other store a few months ago. I was MUCH more careful with my money this time. (last time I reached in the wrong pocket and left an enormous tip, didn't realize till was to late)

The place looks legit as hell first off, but I had been sore from all the hardcore workouts in the gym recently, either way I needed a massage, so I figured what the hell I'm here already lets do it. The "receptionist" was a young beautiful girl anywhere between 18-24 (maybe.) the therapist (forgot her name, I really have to start writing these down.) was a young (young lookng) 25-33 chick, sexy as hell, had on this form fitting grey sweater dress thing w/ grey leggins and black heeled boots. At first I wasnt sure she was my therapist but I sure was glad she was. She was about 5'7 with the heels, 110-125lbs (give or take) with a nice set of twins. I believe their names started with a "B".

In the room, whats this? A massage table? ! Hmmm ok this place is legit. FOOEY! Oh well maybe next time kiddo. So I get ready for my boring ass massage and who comes in the room. Sexy grey dress azn lady. Hmmmm

The massage was so-so, great tequnique, asked her to increase the pressure but it still felt the same. We had some small talk but everything I could think to ask/ talk about, to me, made me sound like uncle LEO, so I opted to keep my mouth shut, didn't wanna make your uncomfortable. Just in case.

On the flip nothing outta the ordinary. Then HELLO! Shes brushing the sorest muscle of them all, ok, I know this game! Sweet! So I lead on and she really worked the kinks out was allowed to roam too, always a bonus!

On the way out I even got a bottle water, and it wasnt generic shit, I'm talking Deer Park! Felt like a KING! LOL

Defiantly worth a second visit. But that'll hafta wait, heard of a new place on Backlick RD. I'll report soon!

With the recent ongoings on DC I decided to check out a place off of 28. The "girls" were way too old and ugly for me so I said I made a mistake and I thought this was a place like DC. Needless to say, I did not partake. If anyone can point me to a place with better looking girls (doesn't need to be FS), I'd appreciate it.

1 You need to go for the hour if you want the TS.

2 It varies a lot.You can count on the tug but nothing else.Should you develop a rapport with a provider you might get lucky.And it could happen anywhere.

3 I'd guess it means 2 providers rubbing you.

4 I pay cash.Not a bright idea to use a credit or debit card in these places.

Take the hour.

In all the years I've been partaking of AMP's, it seems they don't want to do a TS if you're only in there for half an hour. After all, that leaves little time for a massage _and_ any possible extras.

One time at Southern Spa (in Waldorf and unfortunately closed now) I told Coco I wanted a half hour and TS. She said "You look clean. And half hour not enough for shower and massage. You do hour next time. "

At the time, a half hour was. 4 and an hour. 6 (plus tip). Ever since then, I always found the extra. 2 before I made my excursion.

Well just a short note...first of all Culmer area in Arlington is MS 13 Hell for that matter just about all of Arlington is MS.

As for messing with the girls, it is possible, but some are younger than 18 and if you are not careful you will deal with the rest of MS. So if you really want young Latinas then go to Costa Rica. It is costly to get there (700 for a week at a hotel and flight) girls can be had for $ or less for a long time. And it is legal.

[QUOTE=Justforme]If you really emjoy the lady why do you care about the age.

I have developed a computation for these a ladies:

Take the age given and add 15.

Young is hard too find in this area. Have you seen Craigslist? If she says 19 it means she has seen 19.

I NEED young (18+) latins and cannot find; anyone know an MS13 location?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pilot Aviator]My ATF has been handing out "presents" for the past couple of weeks (sox wrapped in holiday paper).

I'll be taking a few small gifts on my next visit (one for each of the usual therapists).

Share the spirit of the holiday with more than the standard tip.

Don't be a scrooge -- and always be nice to the ladies.

PA[/QUOTE]I've been making the rounds myself lately. Dropping off fresh fruit, chocolates, scratch off lottery tickets, (she swears she'll split it with me) and a deer heart! These small gestures are greatly appreciated. Be discreet, keep your eyes open and enjoy the hobby! Later! BC

Dirtyolman (this name is not much better)

In addition to viagra, try using ginko biloba as it will help your memory.

Your post was a waste of everyone's time. LE is stronger than ever so posts are vague for obvious reasons. Go spend some money and do some research.

A N

[QUOTE=Dirtyolman]First off, happy holidays do everyone.

Second just want to let everyone know that this is in fact not my first post, I decided to change my SN cause I felt my old one was to vulgar, ironic huh.

Any who, I'll get to the Q's.

So I've been to 3 different locations (all in VA) and never been offered the TS, is this because I always go for the half hr just to feel the place out? Or is it something you normally have to ask for?

Second Q

Is it a solid fact that all you'll get is a tug at a VA AMP? Is Fs possible or is that cause I'm going to the wrong place? Not asking the right Q? Not getting the hr? Or not a known customer?

Q3

I've seen some places offer four hands massage what the hell is it, and is it worth it? Cause it sound awesome!

Forth and final Q (sorry guys)

Do these places really accept credit cards? Using one makes me nervous but it would defiantly let me visit more often.

And now for a little story.

I went to try a new place (new for me anyway) and wasnt sure about it. Passed it once looking for a whole other store a few months ago. I was MUCH more careful with my money this time. (last time I reached in the wrong pocket and left an enormous tip, didn't realize till was to late)

The place looks legit as hell first off, but I had been sore from all the hardcore workouts in the gym recently, either way I needed a massage, so I figured what the hell I'm here already lets do it. The "receptionist" was a young beautiful girl anywhere between 18-24 (maybe.) the therapist (forgot her name, I really have to start writing these down.) was a young (young lookng) 25-33 chick, sexy as hell, had on this form fitting grey sweater dress thing w/ grey leggins and black heeled boots. At first I wasnt sure she was my therapist but I sure was glad she was. She was about 5'7 with the heels, 110-125lbs (give or take) with a nice set of twins. I believe their names started with a "B".

In the room, whats this? A massage table? ! Hmmm ok this place is legit. FOOEY! Oh well maybe next time kiddo. So I get ready for my boring ass massage and who comes in the room. Sexy grey dress azn lady. Hmmmm

The massage was so-so, great tequnique, asked her to increase the pressure but it still felt the same. We had some small talk but everything I could think to ask/ talk about, to me, made me sound like uncle LEO, so I opted to keep my mouth shut, didn't wanna make your uncomfortable. Just in case.

On the flip nothing outta the ordinary. Then HELLO! Shes brushing the sorest muscle of them all, ok, I know this game! Sweet! So I lead on and she really worked the kinks out was allowed to roam too, always a bonus!

On the way out I even got a bottle water, and it wasnt generic shit, I'm talking Deer Park! Felt like a KING! LOL

Defiantly worth a second visit. But that'll hafta wait, heard of a new place on Backlick RD. I'll report soon![/QUOTE]

I was at a place off Tyco Road in the industrial park. Not the three-letter place. I met May. Probably in her 40s. Not beautiful but far from ugly. She gave me a pretty good massage and a standard finish. A small amount of roaming was allowed. I have to say she really took her sweet time and it was excellent -- she actually put her arm over my mouth because I was a little loud (sorry, REALLY couldn't help it). I gave her $4 and in a good-natured way, she said "Why?". I said "that's the standard" and she frowned. I gave her $2 more and she was satisfied. Given the quality of service I'd have to say that was fair. I know some will disagree.

The comment of the M13 is sarcasm. I know how bad this gang is and I have no intention of getting involved.

Those out there this group is all over NOVA (Reston, Herndon, Arlington, etc.) and you should not mess with them regardless of the hotness available.

In this case I will say LE has cracked down on them but it is like pissing on a fire.

Thank again Sarge, I do want 18+ latinas but not in that venue.

[QUOTE=Sarge13]Well just a short note...first of all Culmer area in Arlington is MS 13 Hell for that matter just about all of Arlington is MS.

As for messing with the girls, it is possible, but some are younger than 18 and if you are not careful you will deal with the rest of MS. So if you really want young Latinas then go to Costa Rica. It is costly to get there (700 for a week at a hotel and flight) girls can be had for $ or less for a long time. And it is legal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marionberry]"do everyone"?

First off, you sound like a cop, and I'm one for saying that cops read this board all the time and there's no need for paranoia. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.

And of course it's your first post. You just got transferred.

"The "receptionist" was a young beautiful girl anywhere between 18-24 (maybe.) the therapist (forgot her name, I really have to start writing these down.) was a young (young lookng) 25-33 chick, sexy as hell, had on this form fitting grey sweater dress thing w/ grey leggins and black heeled boots. At first I wasnt sure she was my therapist but I sure was glad she was. She was about 5'7 with the heels, 110-125lbs (give or take) with a nice set of twins. I believe their names started with a "B". " This is beyond silly. Sorry. Good try.[/QUOTE]You don't seem any more reliable than this person. Your posting history has 0 reports, and 100% criticism of others. Perhaps a cheap way to raise post count?

So.- what to do when nature or man-error causes all traffic and commerce to shut down for an extended time while you are at your favorite AMP?

What to do when Uncle LEO's actions require you to stay in place

Well.- if you are on good terms with MMS.- a triple massage is possible. And for the cost of the gratuity alone (well, after the first massage anyway) an extended pleasurable time.- with many smiles.

So when life and traffic (or closed roads and diversions) trap you.- make the best of it.-- I know some did.

Another reason to always be nice to the ladies

PA