Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]Gents,

This place is on Chamblee Tucker, just before you hit Pleasantdale, inside a strip shopping center. I'm giving you precise directions so it will be easy to avoid.

Visited this morning. The facilities are nothing to write home about, unless you write home to complain about low-rent massage parlors. There's no heat in the place, so the mamasan follows you to your room with a portable heater that smells like a burned grill cheese sandwich. The place advertises itself as a hot stones massage provider, so I asked to see the hot stones set up. I've had hot stones massages from Four Seasons and other world-class spas. This was more like warm, dirty rocks. She actually pulled the rocks from a crock pot and said, "See, hot stones." I saw and took a pass.

The girl she showed into the room was Joy or Toy -- some combination of consonant and "oy," which turned out to be dead on. The girl had a forgettable face but a decent rack, and I was horny as hell, so I decided to stay. Passable TS, barely there massage, then on to business. We settled on HJ for $.4. The second she got undressed, my horniness leapt from my balls and ran for the hills.

Poor gal, her tits were a trainwreck. It's like she was giving the surgeon a handjob while he was working on her. Pure Frankenboob. I upgraded to the FS for another $.2 just so I could get her to lay on her stomach. I went to work, trying to get my mind off those mangled cans. I thought about other girls I've known, what I wanted for lunch, car repairs -- hell, I even thought about the mamasan. Eventually I popped and got out of there.

Long story short: unless you're into tits that look like they were painted by Picasso, or want boiled rocks scraping the skin off your back, I suggest you look elsewhere.

Enjoy the lumpy, bumpy ride,

Captain Howdy[/QUOTE]

Good report. I was sorta laughing when I read 'mangled cans' as they must have been quite a sight. Was it a bad boob job or did something happen to her natural tits?

Sorry to hear you didn't have a good time but you told the story well!

[QUOTE=Prefer Anal]I live in Suwanee and as tempting as it sounds, I would avoid. This is a very conservative area and the police here are hard-core. If this place offers the kind of fun we enjoy, it won't be here long. Mark my word. They probably already have their eye on it.[/QUOTE]


Visited there and they seem legit.
Although... when it was over she said that they offered professional massage only and said that the price i paid before did not include tip for the hour. She said 20, 30, 40 it was up to me. She said she will be back and i could just give it to her while she got me some water. I didn't like this too much. Who actually ASKS for a tip in a case like this... She seemed like she would get mad if she didn't get one.

[QUOTE=Redneck69]Visited here this week. Called Royal first, but did not get an answer on the phone.

Excellent non-rushed experience. Enjoyed everything so thoroughly, that I felt I had only been there 30 minutes.... checked the watch,,,, 1hr 20.

(I wonder if that is why some folks complain sometimes about being rushed, that they are judging time by feelings instead of timepieces.) :)

Excellent slow TS, with lots of chit chat and playing with tools.

Fine massage, lots of BJ, 69, CG, Doggie, and finished from behind lying flat on the table. Good cleanup, and ask for return business.

Would recommend. Excellent value compared to Gold. Superior service to Moonlight.

Will return.

Red[/QUOTE]Sounds like you had fun. Define "excellent value" ($?) and how did Mia rate by looks?

Just and FYI update.

Went by Royal today. Sign on the door said something like:

"We appologize for the inconvenience, but we are temporarily closed. Please have a good holiday season. Royal Spa."

Red

While I was checking to see if they had re-opened, the parking lot of the shopping center there had 3 busses unloading "Latinos". Many of them were walking away, others being picked up by people with autos.

I wonder if that is some sort of "wetback distribution point" for fresh "southern 'immigrants' (and I use the term loosely)"?

Some of them looked good enough to hire for 'private services' for a few weeks.... Hmmmmm, makes you think....

Red

[QUOTE=Redneck69]While I was checking to see if they had re-opened, the parking lot of the shopping center there had 3 busses unloading "Latinos". Many of them were walking away, others being picked up by people with autos.

I wonder if that is some sort of "wetback distribution point" for fresh "southern 'immigrants' (and I use the term loosely)"?

Some of them looked good enough to hire for 'private services' for a few weeks.... Hmmmmm, makes you think....

Red[/QUOTE]

No, there's just a bus terminal nearby - probably use that parking lot for overflow or something.

I have to say, many's the time I wish I had thought of launching a Spanish-language taxi or bus service. What a great all-cash business, and those guys are always busy. Must be making a mint!

... there's the next wave of AMPs - mobile Korean fuck-buses that move around town. With a shower room and a couple of "massage" rooms inside. Hmmm...

O.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]Per the previous post, Gordonne seems to have been to Ocean just before you and had a good time. When did you go? Guess not many seem to care as Cookie and others are gone. I have not been to Ocean for months but someone previously mentioned that LE was just across the road.

Does anyone know if local LE was involved in Ocean's apparent demise? Been out of the loop for a couple weeks. Anyone know if Pink is still in town somewhere? Would love to see her!

Nite[/QUOTE]Ocean still was open at 2pm on Monday 12/15.

Actually they already have special hispanic only bus services lines that are express lines that run from either texas cities or miami to atlanta and other cities. I don't know if they are cash only but they are cheap and always packed full.

[QUOTE=Ozymandias]No, there's just a bus terminal nearby - probably use that parking lot for overflow or something.

I have to say, many's the time I wish I had thought of launching a Spanish-language taxi or bus service. What a great all-cash business, and those guys are always busy. Must be making a mint!

... there's the next wave of AMPs - mobile Korean fuck-buses that move around town. With a shower room and a couple of "massage" rooms inside. Hmmm...

O.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Darmour88]Visited there and they seem legit.
Although... when it was over she said that they offered professional massage only and said that the price i paid before did not include tip for the hour. She said 20, 30, 40 it was up to me. She said she will be back and i could just give it to her while she got me some water. I didn't like this too much. Who actually ASKS for a tip in a case like this... She seemed like she would get mad if she didn't get one.[/QUOTE]

Owned by the same people that own the place on 141 in Norcross. No extras available.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]Good report. I was sorta laughing when I read 'mangled cans' as they must have been quite a sight. Was it a bad boob job or did something happen to her natural tits?

Sorry to hear you didn't have a good time but you told the story well![/QUOTE]

It was a ba-a-a-ad boob job. Or a decent boob job that had to be redone and was redone ba-a-a-adly. Scars galore and nipples askew. I mean, honestly, you want to treat these gals nicely and be humane, but they were difficult to look at and stay aroused.

[QUOTE=Captain Howdy]It was a ba-a-a-ad boob job. Or a decent boob job that had to be redone and was redone ba-a-a-adly. Scars galore and nipples askew. I mean, honestly, you want to treat these gals nicely and be humane, but they were difficult to look at and stay aroused.[/QUOTE]

"tits that look like they were painted by Picasso" - priceless. I'm definitely using that in future, because it's a perfect metaphor for a botched boob job.

I hate surgical vandalism... a real tragedy.

O.

[QUOTE=Member #2227]Ocean Spa is no more! Didn't see any comments on this but was driving by and saw a Lease sign up and the Ocean sign was covered.

Any news?

Joe[/QUOTE]I go past there daily- I've seen the 'open' sign on and cars in the lot every day, so not sure when this was.

[QUOTE=Sreisin547]I go past there daily- I've seen the 'open' sign on and cars in the lot every day, so not sure when this was.[/QUOTE]

Did you see Ocean open in the past couple of days?

Nite

Anyone know if Chi Massage on Buford Hwy in Buford is still open? Went by there today and the big sign was on but the small "open" sign in the window was not and the place looked dark. Any intel on it? Haven't been there in quite a few months.

Nite

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]Anyone know if Chi Massage on Buford Hwy in Buford is still open? Went by there today and the big sign was on but the small "open" sign in the window was not and the place looked dark. Any intel on it? Haven't been there in quite a few months.

Nite[/QUOTE]No extras are offered but I don't know if it is still open.