The Woodshed

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;3136963]Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.[/QUOTE]Here you go!

[QUOTE=Milkma;3136885]I just realized that I have provided the information and details on my experiences and when someone chooses to pick through it and respond accordingly then that's just what they choose to do. I also remember that we are all guys first before mongers and when ever there a group a guys there is going to be ball busting. I'll admit did take some responses as personal attacks but I now realize it just the natural of the business when fellows congregate. Kicking my self now. I think I can deal.

.[/QUOTE]And you've done your fair share of ball busting in the woodshed too. LOL I'll leave it at, that, when it comes to the Girls, we have different priorities / expectations. I don't have time constraints, so the time wasters don't bug me. To be honest, I think I wind up wasting more of their time.

I chose the handle Numbskull because I enjoy doing stupid things and getting into situations; then seeing how stupider they get. I can laugh off most of the drama; it's half the fun for me. And it has been fun!

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;3136963]Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.[/QUOTE]You are utterly and completely wrong!.

[QUOTE=NumbSkull;3137558]You are utterly and completely wrong!.[/QUOTE]Guess this means you are "Special".

S57.

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;3136963]Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.[/QUOTE]That was pretty funny and true. JD.

It's been a while since I shared some of my adventures. October was a very interesting month. I'm not sure how many adventures I will share. But here's something for you DATY mongers to think about.

A couple weeks ago I was hanging out with a couple UTRs. Well actually three that I introduce to each other. One of them an I decided to get together and chill for the night. Then I got my usually WYD text from a couple other UTRs so I welcomed them come hang out. No I will not name them. Don't ask. LOL.

So I scooped two of them. Then the third text me so I told her I would come chill too. But before that one of my UTRs got a call from a client with a nice size donation she said she wanted to make. So she took a shower and was getting ready for her date. As I was talking to her while she was wrapped in a towel trying to hurry up for her date.

We start flirting so as she was saying her date should be waiting on her now I grabbed her by the waist. Picked her up on the sink and started to fuck her. I finished all over her snatch as her phone was going off. The other UTR got a kick out if what happen. So my UTR wiped off with a towel and got dressed for her date. When I talk to her later on she told me that the first thing her date wanted to do was to DATY. Here the dilemma she faced. Should she deny him of that part of the menu? Tell him what had just happen? Or shut up and let him get his money's worth? Something for you hungry mongers to keep in mind.

[QUOTE=CantB1;3139652]It's been a while since I shared some of my adventures. October was a very interesting month. I'm not sure how many adventures I will share. But here's something for you DATY mongers to think about.

A couple weeks ago I was hanging out with a couple UTRs. Well actually three that I introduce to each other. One of them an I decided to get together and chill for the night. Then I got my usually WYD text from a couple other UTRs so I welcomed them come hang out. No I will not name them. Don't ask. LOL.

So I scooped two of them. Then the third text me so I told her I would come chill too. But before that one of my UTRs got a call from a client with a nice size donation she said she wanted to make. So she took a shower and was getting ready for her date. As I was talking to her while she was wrapped in a towel trying to hurry up for her date.

We start flirting so as she was saying her date should be waiting on her now I grabbed her by the waist. Picked her up on the sink and started to fuck her. I finished all over her snatch as her phone was going off. The other UTR got a kick out if what happen. So my UTR wiped off with a towel and got dressed for her date. When I talk to her later on she told me that the first thing her date wanted to do was to DATY. Here the dilemma she faced. Should she deny him of that part of the menu? Tell him what had just happen? Or shut up and let him get his money's worth? Something for you hungry mongers to keep in mind.[/QUOTE]HAHAHAHA. Sounds like you had a good time at least! Well I am not a DATY guy but if I were I would want her to be honest about it. I wouldn't doubt that happens on a constant basis in the hobby anyways.

[QUOTE=CantB1;3139652]When I talk to her later on she told me that the first thing her date wanted to do was to DATY. Here the dilemma she faced. Should she deny him of that part of the menu? Tell him what had just happen? Or shut up and let him get his money's worth? Something for you hungry mongers to keep in mind.[/QUOTE]Many many years ago as a young Naval Officer, my ship pulled into Puerto Rico. Many sailors hopped a bus to San Juan and many of them ended up in a bar called Black Angus (I think that was the name, maybe not). It had rooms on site for your you and your bar girl pleasure. The story goes there was one especially hot looking babe and all of the sailors dropped some cash and took her upstairs.

Days later, we're back at sea, I have the bridge watch during a boring patrol and the sailors on the watch are bragging about their recent sexual exploits. Turns out several had spent time with the previously mentioned girl. Now you must remember this was pre-Aids and condoms were usually not used (despite the Chief corpsman's lectures). One young sailor also admitted stepping upstairs with her. His shipmates chided him about banging such a hot looking girl. He replied something like "Awww, she was so beautiful, I just ate her out. " Utter silence befell the bridge and I swear at least one ran out to the bridge wing to puke.

[QUOTE=DrewPark;3139857]Many many years ago as a young Naval Officer, my ship pulled into Puerto Rico. Many sailors hopped a bus to San Juan and many of them ended up in a bar called Black Angus (I think that was the name, maybe not). It had rooms on site for your you and your bar girl pleasure. The story goes there was one especially hot looking babe and all of the sailors dropped some cash and took her upstairs.

Days later, we're back at sea, I have the bridge watch during a boring patrol and the sailors on the watch are bragging about their recent sexual exploits. Turns out several had spent time with the previously mentioned girl. Now you must remember this was pre-Aids and condoms were usually not used (despite the Chief corpsman's lectures). One young sailor also admitted stepping upstairs with her. His shipmates chided him about banging such a hot looking girl. He replied something like "Awww, she was so beautiful, I just ate her out. " Utter silence befell the bridge and I swear at least one ran out to the bridge wing to puke.[/QUOTE]I remember that place. I was told that it's gone now, turned into a parking lot from a guy who lived in San Juan and moved to FL a few years ago. Good times.

[QUOTE=DrewPark;3139857]Many many years ago as a young Naval Officer, my ship pulled into Puerto Rico. Many sailors hopped a bus to San Juan and many of them ended up in a bar called Black Angus (I think that was the name, maybe not). It had rooms on site for your you and your bar girl pleasure. The story goes there was one especially hot looking babe and all of the sailors dropped some cash and took her upstairs.

Days later, we're back at sea, I have the bridge watch during a boring patrol and the sailors on the watch are bragging about their recent sexual exploits. Turns out several had spent time with the previously mentioned girl. Now you must remember this was pre-Aids and condoms were usually not used (despite the Chief corpsman's lectures). One young sailor also admitted stepping upstairs with her. His shipmates chided him about banging such a hot looking girl. He replied something like "Awww, she was so beautiful, I just ate her out. " Utter silence befell the bridge and I swear at least one ran out to the bridge wing to puke.[/QUOTE]I'd also like to add that the advice that your mother gave you still applies here.

"If you don't know where it's been, don't pick it up and put it in your mouth".

Sage advice.

J420.

Look, I know Savannah has her fan club and I know she has a great following but please tell me why I should let this current / former hooker do my taxes? Who told her she should get clients who paid her for sex to allow her to do their taxes! Can anyone be that damn dense! I'm going to allow a heroin addict and hooker look at some of the most private and personal information that she will have on her computer that can be used against me later on! Oh my! Please guys, stop the damn madness! Are men that damn ignorant that they will allow such as this! Anyway, if you are among the few who are allowing this girl to have access to this kind of info, you're a sad little creature! STOP thinking these girls are your friends! Geez!

[QUOTE=Fuukazz;3142071]Look, I know Savannah has her fan club and I know she has a great following but please tell me why I should let this current / former hooker do my taxes? Who told her she should get clients who paid her for sex to allow her to do their taxes! Can anyone be that damn dense! I'm going to allow a heroin addict and hooker look at some of the most private and personal information that she will have on her computer that can be used against me later on! Oh my! Please guys, stop the damn madness! Are men that damn ignorant that they will allow such as this! Anyway, if you are among the few who are allowing this girl to have access to this kind of info, you're a sad little creature! STOP thinking these girls are your friends! Geez![/QUOTE]This has to be a joke. Having someone who doesn't pay income tax do your tax return is like having a fat guy as a your personal trainer. Most hookers I gave a fake name and app number. Who would dare give one their full name and social security number?

[QUOTE=CantB1;3142280]This has to be a joke. Having someone who doesn't pay income tax do your tax return is like having a fat guy as a your personal trainer. Most hookers I gave a fake name and app number. Who would dare give one their full name and social security number?[/QUOTE]Wouldn't matter what a girl does or how she does it but if a person knows how to use the IRS CODE and do it within the boundaries of the legal system then who cares what type of work she does so long as everything is confidential. However, to each their own, correct?

[QUOTE=CantB1;3142280]This has to be a joke. Having someone who doesn't pay income tax do your tax return is like having a fat guy as a your personal trainer. Most hookers I gave a fake name and app number. Who would dare give one their full name and social security number?[/QUOTE]And elsewhere! Some of these folks are FB friends with them and I mean with their real names and all! Biz isn't biz when you give a hooker that kind of information! Ever heard of people who have wives!

[QUOTE=Swampy57;3145377]Wanted to chime in with an update on Charlee and my experiences over the last week. Wish I could say this is another glowing review BUTTTT.

STRIKE #1 - Since our meeting on Friday had gone better than anticipated, I was eager for another adventure! Texted Charlee, and set up to meet around 2:00-2:30 Saturday afternoon. We were actually going to hit the Chinese buffet near where she was staying that is a favorite of mine, and then have "dessert". Thought this might help with her "cover", since she was still very nervous about having guys coming in and out, not wanting to pop up on the LEO radar. Anyway, texted her when I was leaving Gainesville, and said I would text when about 30 minutes away. She responded all good. So I head north toward Jax, which is about a 1-1/2 hour drive, thinking we are set! Text again when about a half hour away, comms dark! Continue to text as I get closer, cue the CRICKETS! Get to OP, after sending several more unanswered texts, and a couple of unanswered calls. Thinking she may have a visitor, and will text back soon. So I fuck around OP for a bit to kill a little time, still only CRICKETS! Fuck this, head back south toward Gville. FINALLY get a text about 4:30, am more than halfway back home by now, saying "I'm so sorry, I fell asleep! WTF?? Set a fucking alarm if you have something scheduled! Yea, was a bit pissed since she was well aware that I was driving up to SPECIFICALLY visit with her! She texts "I promise I will make it up to you". A little late for that now, but I chalk it up to "shit happens", a common occurrence in the "monger life".

STRIKE #2 - So, after cooling off from the first "hiccup", and because Junior enjoyed his time, I decided to set up to see Charlie again Friday evening. Texted back and forth during the week to set things up, and confirm it was a go. All good she says! So, I text her Friday when I leave Gainesville, saying I will text again 30 minutes out, no response. So I head north, assuming she will be in contact on the drive. NOPE! Maybe this should have been a bad sign, but I am still thinking we will communicate when I get closer. Text as planned 30 minutes out, cue the CRICKETS! Probably should have just turned around, but Junior had the wheel LOL! Get to OP, more unanswered texts, as well as several unanswered calls. About 30 minutes later she texts "Had an emergency". Ok, shit happens, but communicating this was never attempted! "Dealing with some issues with my mom" was next text, so I head back home. Yea, I am pissed, not that she had to deal with family stuff, but that she knew I was coming but did not attempt any type of communication!

S57.

STRIKE#3 - So I find my self heading to OP yesterday, a buddy was in town and he and a few others were getting together to watch the Gator game, so I meet up with them. Since I was already in the area, and needed something to pick me up after the ass kicking my Gators took, was wanting some fun! I texted Charlee to see if she was around, no response, finally she texts back "I'm at work hun", which is great, kudos for finding a "real job"! Text asking what time she gets off, she says 6:00. Text to see if we could meet after, she texts back "don't have a room could do car date". I miss her response, see it about 30 minutes later (this is around 6:00, the time she supposedly got off work), and text back offering to get a room (deducted from her donation, of course! Comms dark. Make several more attempts by text and call, cue the CRICKETS! So, by now, I am pretty steamed! So, I send her a final text "I have wasted enough time I AM DONE! Of course, no response! Left a voicemail saying the same, ditto on response!

Charlee, if you read this, I CERTAINLY did not want to post this, but felt the need. Hope you understand that COMMUNICATION is key, even when you have to cancel an appointment (as long as it doesn't become a common theme). Actually, that goes for any of you ladies who read this!

Sorry this post turned into a short story, but when I post a negative review, like to give the full story!

Happy hunting!

S57.

I now feel the need to correct the impression I have given everyone about Charlee. Did everything that I listed happen? Yes it did just as stated. But, with all that happened, I DID make a return visit (yea, I know a lot of you are probably saying WTF? And it went off without a hitch. I had a very pointed talk with her, asking for a valid explanation on her disappearances, and total lack of communicating that a visit was not happening. She understood completely, and was VERY APOLOGETIC. And she did have some VERY VALID reason for her actions, which she shred with me. She is dealing with her mom who has some very serious health issues, which affect her both mentally and emotionally, and sometimes she just has to take some "personal time" to deal with the situation. She also struggles with sharing this info with others, since it is really hard on her! Also, where she has been for the last couple of weeks has seen a MAJOR uptick in LEO activity, which also freaked her out! Having never been on "vacation", she went off the radar until thing cooled off a bit. And before any of you think I am being a White Knight, she must have promised you "favors" in return for a better review, or anything like that, the plain and simple answer is NOPE! In fact, she has no idea I am doing this, but a "monger" can still be a gentleman, and admit when he is wrong when he posts something like this without knowing the real facts. Those of you who still have doubts, feel free to believe what you like, makes no difference to me! I am simply doing what I felt I needed, nothing more!

Also, as a side note, Charlee is still a little hesitant about meeting new people right now, so give her a little time, believe me it will be worth the wait!

Swampy.[/QUOTE]This is one of the posts where halfway through, I'm wondering what happened to my life and why the fuck I'm reading this. I do have to ask tho. You usually take BP hos to Chinese buffets?