Massage Parlor Reports

Had a dream I went to see Knotty Kneads for the first time the other day. It was chaotic and rushed. I waited a long time to see her, and it seemed to be a pretty big letdown. Especially for $200/ hr. I was in and out in like 35 minutes. I would suggest avoiding in the future. The Nuru was more of a mess than anything. The rest of the visit was super odd, she seemed to be speeding around quite a bit if you get my drift. Maybe she was having an off day, but I think once is enough for me. Hope your experience is better! I was disappointed.

What's up guys, I would be interested to hear everyone general description of each Centerville spot; Osaka, Fuji, Bellagio, and Tokyo. Pros and cons. Should spark a good discussion.

[QUOTE=JackManus;5922648]What's up guys, I would be interested to hear everyone general description of each Centerville spot; Osaka, Fuji, Bellagio, and Tokyo. Pros and cons. Should spark a good discussion.[/QUOTE]Terrible massage. Nothing else. I'd suggest a Massage Envy on Missouri side, Mr. 12. Be less obvious.

[QUOTE=JustMe79;5920608]What ever happened to that basement MP that was on the back side of the Chiropractor off Union?[/QUOTE]That place was excellent. But I think the top 2 ladies made enough to retire (well deserved) and were replaced with hood rats that had bad service and tippers off the chiropractic place into complaining.

[QUOTE=JackManus;5922648]What's up guys, I would be interested to hear everyone general description of each Centerville spot; Osaka, Fuji, Bellagio, and Tokyo. Pros and cons. Should spark a good discussion.[/QUOTE]I have patronized at least 100 full survive AMPs in ten states and I can honestly say that the Centerville spas are the worst. The facilities are the most disgusting, moldy, run down places, despite their attempts at remodeling, and the ladies there are on average the oldest, bordering on geriatric. Granted, some are better than others in terms of looks and some perform better than others. And they are a good sure thing stand by when all else fails. And some offer BBFS which is not typical at most AMPs. But overall I rate all of them at one out of five stars. I've been to spas with line ups of twenty year old to choose from, up scale facilities and amenities, and outstanding service. One Spa in Colorado Springs perhaps being the best. Centerville is ghetto.

[QUOTE=SouthCityGuySt;5922283]I'm curious about the donations and menu / upgrades if any. All depends on the provider, but I've heard great things about her in the past. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Would be interested in contact info.

[QUOTE=StevenHyde;5923104]I have patronized at least 100 full survive AMPs in ten states and I can honestly say that the Centerville spas are the worst. The facilities are the most disgusting, moldy, run down places, despite their attempts at remodeling, and the ladies there are on average the oldest, bordering on geriatric. Granted, some are better than others in terms of looks and some perform better than others. And they are a good sure thing stand by when all else fails. And some offer BBFS which is not typical at most AMPs. But overall I rate all of them at one out of five stars. I've been to spas with line ups of twenty year old to choose from, up scale facilities and amenities, and outstanding service. One Spa in Colorado Springs perhaps being the best. Centerville is ghetto.[/QUOTE]Thank you. I absolutely agree. I went to Orlando and was blown away by service environment and looks for a cheaper let me repeat a cheaper price. Centerville really needs to step it up but it will take an effort from customers.

[QUOTE=FarmFun;5923109]Would be interested in contact info.[/QUOTE]Here's the link to her RubMD post and also reviews on TER. Seems to be somewhat of a mixed bag but all of these are from when she was with YGND / Pro Lux.

[URL]https://rubmd.com/st-louis-mo/76045885-8e83-40f3-b971-f3f87022d264[/URL]

[URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=294571[/URL]

[QUOTE=TomCat314;5922303]Had a dream I went to see Knotty Kneads for the first time the other day. It was chaotic and rushed. I waited a long time to see her, and it seemed to be a pretty big letdown. Especially for $200/ hr. I was in and out in like 35 minutes. I would suggest avoiding in the future. The Nuru was more of a mess than anything. The rest of the visit was super odd, she seemed to be speeding around quite a bit if you get my drift. Maybe she was having an off day, but I think once is enough for me. Hope your experience is better! I was disappointed.[/QUOTE]My experience years ago was about the same. She's very scattered. Lives in a not so safe area. I was not impressed therefore didn't go back.

[QUOTE=SouthCityGuySt;5922283]I'm curious about the donations and menu / upgrades if any. All depends on the provider, but I've heard great things about her in the past. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]The toy play is the only upgrade I've been offered or heard of. The finish is fun. Her HJ feels better than a lot of BJs I've had in this hobby.

I went to Asian Moon last month and it was only massage with incidental contact. Used to be Massage with HE. Has anyone been there lately?.

Went to the new sunflower on olive on a whim. I was excited at first -- all the women there were late 30's or early 40's. Fairly attractive. I strip down, she comes in and immediately comes the sheet. Then she pulls it off about ten min in. I say to myself, "alright. Here we go. " But then she tucked the entirety of the sheet around my balls and Johnson to hide it. She avoided all contact in that area.

Then came the weird part. When I walked into the lobby, she was texting a lot. When she entered my room, her phone was in her waist band. Multiple times throughout the session she would remove her left hand from my body and awkwardly massage my back and butt with just one hand. I got curious at one point and looked up at her. She wasn't just texting. She was manoeuvring her phone in a way to take a pic of my ass. She saw me looking or noticed I adjusted my head and awkwardly put her phone away.

By this point I was completely dissatisfied. I felt terrible. Waived a head massage and left, no tip.

[QUOTE=DerDeered;5923365]Thank you. I absolutely agree. I went to Orlando and was blown away by service environment and looks for a cheaper let me repeat a cheaper price. Centerville really needs to step it up but it will take an effort from customers.[/QUOTE]Ok, maybe it's ghetto for guys that have the luxury of traveling across the country, and visiting many AMPs along the way. And to you my good friends, I say more power to you, and it's great that you can take it to the next level. But for the guy that can't afford to spend that kind of time and money, Centerville is a diamond in the rough. I've have many incredible experiences at Tokoyo Spa, formerly VIP. The others haven't been as great, but still pretty good. Yes, the women are older, and aren't 20 something year olds typically. But that doesn't bother me, and in fact turns me on more. In the end, it's what you make of it. If they had an equivalent massage parlor full of mature BBW, I'd probably go to that also, and get down and dirty. If Centerville is all you got, it's pretty damn good in my book, and your probably not going to miss what you haven't had in other higher quality establishments. If you have higher standards, that's fine too. I just think your limiting what you'll like in the future, and everyone tastes typically change over time anyway. The older I get, the more I gravitate to the mature big breasted horny gal that needs a good fuck and cum.

[QUOTE=HeHopeful;5924168]Went to the new sunflower on olive on a whim. I was excited at first -- all the women there were late 30's or early 40's. Fairly attractive. I strip down, she comes in and immediately comes the sheet. Then she pulls it off about ten min in. I say to myself, "alright. Here we go. " But then she tucked the entirety of the sheet around my balls and Johnson to hide it. She avoided all contact in that area.

Then came the weird part. When I walked into the lobby, she was texting a lot. When she entered my room, her phone was in her waist band. Multiple times throughout the session she would remove her left hand from my body and awkwardly massage my back and butt with just one hand. I got curious at one point and looked up at her. She wasn't just texting. She was manoeuvring her phone in a way to take a pic of my ass. She saw me looking or noticed I adjusted my head and awkwardly put her phone away..[/QUOTE]This is one of the more fucked up things I've ever read in this forum. What a nightmare. I bet some weirdo eas paying her to watch.

About 15-20 years ago there was a MILF named Molly in a decent part of the city I would see for massages a few times. Just HE and Russian IIRC but when I left and. Or she retired, I heard her daughter was getting into the business, or maybe stripping, I don't remember exactly, didn't have a chance. Do you gents know who I am talking about and are either still working?