Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;3364330]First one havn't seen; the second is of Linn (Lynn?) She is attractive, great body (bolt ons) and is capable of giving a great MS. However, she started getting mixed reviews as she developed GPS, and HEs became less frequent. My opinion is she just got tired of giving HJs. Havn't seen any recent reviews, so YRMV. The last pic is from a modeling ad, so chances of seeing her opening the door might be wishful thinking. Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]She's legit. She makes you fill out a form. Wants to see your Drivers License. I told her I didn't have it with me. She asks a lot for advertising on a HE website.

I'd pass in a minute. All tease no action.

Stopped in. Pretty typical AMP. Drew an older one. Fair massage. On the flip all options were available including FS. I tried it out found the well was not deep enough for me, but worked it out. 60 for the hour 80 for FS.

[QUOTE=DerickSaunders;3361795]I've seen her before. Personally I thought she was awesome. A little chatty but not too bad. Massage is very good. Flip was good. I will be repeating for sure. Hope that helps.[/QUOTE]I frequently visit Katie. Good massage and great flip.

[QUOTE=LoveMassage;3364589]She's legit. She makes you fill out a form. Wants to see your Drivers License. I told her I didn't have it with me. She asks a lot for advertising on a HE website.

I'd pass in a minute. All tease no action.[/QUOTE]After a few visits, she develops a crap attitude. Then when she tires of you, she'll stand you up! Ask me how I know!

[QUOTE=Advanced248;3364160]Keeping the theme going on pretty girls, can anyone recommend any hot girls even if they are a little more costly?

I have seen Hayley, very cute, blonde Also very attractive. Both were worth repeating but would like to explore more.

Any info?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/1-nuru-hot-fun-body-2-body-slip-n-slide/28250790[/URL]

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/youve-tried-the-rest-now-experience-the-best/19288823[/URL]

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/robin-soft-touch-at-royal-50-special-for-repeat-clients-tonite/28377050[/URL]

Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]The girl in the first ad is a statistical anomaly. She is part of the 0.00078% of the "identical quadruplet population". I bet that percentage is even further reduced when you take into account that her sisters are wearing the exact outfit in the exact pose. About the only difference is that they are each working in Kentucky, New Orleans and Florida. Not sure what the chances are of that, but I bet it's less than having my AA's cracked in Hold 'them. I may just call her up for coffee and ask if she just wants to talk. I may never see such a rare occurrence in my lifetime again.

[QUOTE=RichieGR;3364700]Stopped in. Pretty typical AMP. Drew an older one. Fair massage. On the flip all options were available including FS. I tried it out found the well was not deep enough for me, but worked it out. 60 for the hour 80 for FS.[/QUOTE]East West?

Any good suggestions for first time pm me a help a guy out LOL.

[QUOTE=Taco1;3358995]Saw Di for an hour. Great personality & nice lady. Easy conversation and a good massage. I like a very firm massage. I would give it an 8. Fairly standard ending. She does charge $8 for the hour at her normal rate, tipped $4. Would repeat, but not sure I'm crazy about paying the extra $20 up front. I would rather have the option on the tip for excellent service. Don't think I would ever tip $60 when I'm in for $80 up front. I see she does run specials so there are reduced rate options to be had.[/QUOTE][blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

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Hey guys,

I've been looking for a new hobby. I think I like yours.

Been looking at Emily's ad for a while now.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/rainy-day-special/28264880[/URL]

Searched the forum for reviews but couldn't find any.

Anyone have an experience worth sharing?

[QUOTE=GRJoey;3368116]Hey guys,

I've been looking for a new hobby. I think I like yours.

Been looking at Emily's ad for a while now.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/rainy-day-special/28264880[/URL]

Searched the forum for reviews but couldn't find any.

Anyone have an experience worth sharing?[/QUOTE]Emily has been reviewed many times. A search will find them. All good reviews. Very pretty girl. She's worth a visit.

[QUOTE=GRJoey;3368116]Hey guys,

I've been looking for a new hobby. I think I like yours.

Been looking at Emily's ad for a while now.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/rainy-day-special/28264880[/URL]

Searched the forum for reviews but couldn't find any.

Anyone have an experience worth sharing?[/QUOTE]I seen her a summer ago. Very nice chick. Loves to talk and down to earth. Only thing is her HJ needs work. Like she jacks hard. But other than that she is cool. She prefers text. And if you are cool she'd probably meet you outside the office as well. Just treat her good she is a solid one.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3357555][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/great-massage-young-pretty-girl/29380217[/URL]
I Agree Totally
This one got a Severe GPS review from Treyy. I texted her and asked her about it. After she found the review she asked what is GPS, I explained and this was her response "lol doesn't effect my money but ok thanks" sometimes they just don't get it. We have to boycott GPS by just finishing ourselves while they watch and leave no tips for the GPS queens.[/QUOTE]I know a guy who was just sucked into something like this. But she was an esco too. He was kost likely on the verge of becoming her reg but I guess she caught wind of another girl getting paid $130 for a 30 min session. So she upped price. He was pissed a was out of $200. But that was the last time he saw her and from what I heard she ain't worth as much as she charging. But that's how women feel. Its our job to keep the threshold down (especially for the half-assed services) but some guys are just blind to the fact.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3369641]I know a guy who was just sucked into something like this. But she was an esco too. He was kost likely on the verge of becoming her reg but I guess she caught wind of another girl getting paid $130 for a 30 min session. So she upped price. He was pissed a was out of $200. But that was the last time he saw her and from what I heard she ain't worth as much as she charging. But that's how women feel. Its our job to keep the threshold down (especially for the half-assed services) but some guys are just blind to the fact.[/QUOTE]I Feel bad for your friend, we have all been there. A gps girl has you on the table with your dick in her hand and she starts talking about more money. If they ask for more than a matching door fee or the tip up front before you get the massage. Then I go low.
This is My response./ It's just another muscle to massage if you don't want to do it for an extra 20 I can do it myself, right here while you watch.

They usually grab hold and finish for the 20, it's better than zero. They won't be fighting over my business but when they have GPS I'm not going back anyway.

Just be ready to DIY and you usually win the debate.

The times that I did, I walked out feeling a lot better with my money.

If they're offering a bbbjtcim ws, I'll negotiate.
Happy Hunting

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3369636]I seen her a summer ago. Very nice chick. Loves to talk and down to earth. Only thing is her HJ needs work. Like she jacks hard. But other than that she is cool. She prefers text. And if you are cool she'd probably meet you outside the office as well. Just treat her good she is a solid one.[/QUOTE]Was expensive tho bring your wallet.

[QUOTE=DjBiker;3369782]Was expensive tho bring your wallet.[/QUOTE]I saw her recently, she is hot so of course I lost my brain. Crappy massage. Fifty plus a hundred got me not much. Just no clothes. She never stopped talking which made it awkward. It ended up being jack hammer painful. She was dressed and gone immediately after the deed. I'll never repeat, but of course YMMV because some that I like guys have given the thumbs down to.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3352998]Has anyone gotten nuru from the Blonde massage chick formally from Cascade? If so, would love to have some details.

For those interested costs have been quoted as $0. 4 for hhr + $1. 0 for her for nuru.

$1. 4 for hhr is higher than most escorts so it would be tough to take the plunge on that unless it was that good.[/QUOTE]Is she now at Wonder?

[QUOTE=Donntee;3370001]I saw her recently, she is hot so of course I lost my brain. Crappy massage. Fifty plus a hundred got me not much. Just no clothes. She never stopped talking which made it awkward. It ended up being jack hammer painful. She was dressed and gone immediately after the deed. I'll never repeat, but of course YMMV because some that I like guys have given the thumbs down to.[/QUOTE]Yes forgot to mention that. The massage isn't all that well. She was more focused on getting the rock off. So really you just pay for a really expensive HJ from a hot chick.

If this one is real I'm in! But I cannot imagine she is.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/body-2-body-slip-n-slide/28250790[/URL]

[QUOTE=EngrGuy;3372090]If this one is real I'm in! But I cannot imagine she is.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/body-2-body-slip-n-slide/28250790[/URL][/QUOTE]I texted her. Then immediately got a phone call from a woman that said she had two locations. When I questioned that, she got a real sarcastic attitude and accused me of not being serious. All I was doing was trying to figure out how much time it would take for me to drive to either location. She then hung up on me. She lost a customer. It was most likely a service. Bambi's girls? They need a new operator.

I'm looking for a good massage. Yes, a nice HE would be good as well, but I truly do need a real massage for some muscle pain so I'm looking for a provider who knows what she's doing. I keep hearing about Natasha at Panacea so I looked them up and on the latest ad there is a girl named Tasha. Same girl?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-panacea-sunday-stay-late/28801424[/URL]

Does she give a good massage? If she isn't available who else is strongly recommended? It sounds like Panacea is one of the only good places to go.

[QUOTE=WheelWatcher;3373261]I'm looking for a good massage. Yes, a nice HE would be good as well, but I truly do need a real massage for some muscle pain so I'm looking for a provider who knows what she's doing. I keep hearing about Natasha at Panacea so I looked them up and on the latest ad there is a girl named Tasha. Same girl?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-panacea-sunday-stay-late/28801424[/URL]

Does she give a good massage? If she isn't available who else is strongly recommended? It sounds like Panacea is one of the only good places to go.[/QUOTE]Yes, Tasha is Natasha. She gives a good massage and her endings are explosive! Aliese is back now and she gets great reviews too.

[QUOTE=WheelWatcher;3373261]I'm looking for a good massage. Yes, a nice HE would be good as well, but I truly do need a real massage for some muscle pain so I'm looking for a provider who knows what she's doing. I keep hearing about Natasha at Panacea so I looked them up and on the latest ad there is a girl named Tasha. Same girl?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-panacea-sunday-stay-late/28801424[/URL]

Does she give a good massage? If she isn't available who else is strongly recommended? It sounds like Panacea is one of the only good places to go.[/QUOTE]On advise of fellow reviewers, I revisited Panacea, and of Natasha, Aliesha and Niki, Niki was available. Overall, a very good experience. Outgoing personality, very attractive, and great figure (actually fantastic breasts! Gives a very good MS and HE. Only two downsides, and I'm nitpicking here, but one was the wait between when I enter the room and she reappears. Its usually not that warm, and you're paying for each minute just lying there, and quite often indicates how eager she is to get started (although not in this case). My other beef is that the "tip" is requested to be put on table before she starts; apparently that is the policy at Panacea, so they "know what extras" to give. Been burned a few times on pre-paying and don't like it. In this case everything worked out, and I would highly recommend Niki.

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;3373552]On advise of fellow reviewers, I revisited Panacea, and of Natasha, Aliesha and Niki, Niki was available. Overall, a very good experience. Outgoing personality, very attractive, and great figure (actually fantastic breasts! Gives a very good MS and HE. Only two downsides, and I'm nitpicking here, but one was the wait between when I enter the room and she reappears. Its usually not that warm, and you're paying for each minute just lying there, and quite often indicates how eager she is to get started (although not in this case). My other beef is that the "tip" is requested to be put on table before she starts; apparently that is the policy at Panacea, so they "know what extras" to give. Been burned a few times on pre-paying and don't like it. In this case everything worked out, and I would highly recommend Niki.[/QUOTE]Guys, I've said it before. Don't let them pull that shit of shorting you on time. When they finally come back in to begin the massage, you pull out your phone and set your timer and make it obvious to them. Also, when they ask you to tip first, put down half and say the other half is to be determined!

Saw Shelly at Relaxation Station (Formerly Oasis) on Eastern. Short white girl with tats. Worst experience ever. She barely provided a massage and was talking to some other girl or on the phone the whole time. Then a major upsell on the flip. She needs to learn that if she provides good service the tip will be there at the end. My experience at Relaxation has been mostly miss than hit so I am now writing it off permanently. I'll stick with the hotel girls who have seemed to pop up lately. At least they provide a good session, are usually very friendly and attentive, and don't try to upsell.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3373324]Yes, Tasha is Natasha. She gives a good massage and her endings are explosive! Aliese is back now and she gets great reviews too.[/QUOTE]Any idea if Tia still works there?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3373609]Guys, I've said it before. Don't let them pull that shit of shorting you on time. When they finally come back in to begin the massage, you pull out your phone and set your timer and make it obvious to them. Also, when they ask you to tip first, put down half and say the other half is to be determined![/QUOTE]Yeah, but, if you put down $30 and say "The other half is to be determined!" -- I mean, how bad are they at math? It's the same as you bargaining for $60.

But I get what you're saying. IMO, "Here's some. How much more will be determined!" ?

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3373609]Guys, I've said it before. Don't let them pull that shit of shorting you on time. When they finally come back in to begin the massage, you pull out your phone and set your timer and make it obvious to them. Also, when they ask you to tip first, put down half and say the other half is to be determined![/QUOTE]Great suggestions and I have used my phone as a timer in the past. Now they are trying to explain their lack of enthusiasm and total Lazyness buy saying We follow the Psychiatrist therapy session of 50 min. Equalling one hour. Allowing them time to prepare for the next one hour appointment by shorting us 10 min of our time. I will never pay a tip up front. When she asks for it early, it just went to zero. I might end up doing it myself for her to watch instead of getting scammed out of my money.
I think we are all better off with an escort for extras. When you need a massage find a certified massage therapist, I dought she will short your time.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3376094]Great suggestions and I have used my phone as a timer in the past. Now they are trying to explain their lack of enthusiasm and total Lazyness buy saying We follow the Psychiatrist therapy session of 50 min. Equalling one hour. Allowing them time to prepare for the next one hour appointment by shorting us 10 min of our time. I will never pay a tip up front. When she asks for it early, it just went to zero. I might end up doing it myself for her to watch instead of getting scammed out of my money.
I think we are all better off with an escort for extras. When you need a massage find a certified massage therapist, I dought she will short your time.[/QUOTE]Re: Psychiatrist Time. They aren't doctors. Relax Massage, Lee's, Wonder (Cindy), Pacific (Tammy) and MGN (Stacey) have never shorted me on time. I keep an eye on the clock and if they ask if I need anything else, you can always name a body part that they missed to get your full amount of time.

[QUOTE=Charlie441;3376093]Yeah, but, if you put down $30 and say "The other half is to be determined!" -- I mean, how bad are they at math? It's the same as you bargaining for $60.

But I get what you're saying. IMO, "Here's some. How much more will be determined!" ?[/QUOTE]That's what I meant, I guess I worded it wrong when I said half!

[QUOTE=Benz1;3376094]Great suggestions and I have used my phone as a timer in the past. Now they are trying to explain their lack of enthusiasm and total Lazyness buy saying We follow the Psychiatrist therapy session of 50 min. Equalling one hour. Allowing them time to prepare for the next one hour appointment by shorting us 10 min of our time. I will never pay a tip up front. When she asks for it early, it just went to zero. I might end up doing it myself for her to watch instead of getting scammed out of my money.
I think we are all better off with an escort for extras. When you need a massage find a certified massage therapist, I dought she will short your time.[/QUOTE]I'm willing to accept the hour having a reasonable buffer zone of a few minutes before and after. More like when they walk in the room to the point the dramatic finish occurs -- 50 m has passed, and you and they start situating yourselves accordingly to clean up, get dressed, etc. By that same token, in a non-rush-hour time of day there, I would expect it to err on the side of a few minutes more on the opposite end sometimes. There'll always at least be a couple minutes of you being in the room before they walk in + a couple minutes getting up, getting dressed, and them quick cleaning up. May be 50 m, may be 55 m total hands-on-body time. I'm not going to be anal (no pun intended) about it. But yeah, to prevent being short on time, at least having a clock churn, starting when they walk in -- it is a good thing to have to prevent them trying to get only 35-40 m hand-time on ya.

Does anyone know what's become of Chari (stacked asian chic) I haven't seen any adds from her in quite some time.

Thanks --Treyy.

[QUOTE=Treyy;3378183]Does anyone know what's become of Chari (stacked asian chic) I haven't seen any adds from her in quite some time.

Thanks --Treyy.[/QUOTE]If you mean the Philipino MT who had the MP on 48th and Division where Bodyworks is now, she went back to the Philippines, that's why the building was available for Jennifer to take it over. I don't remember her being really stacked but she certainly was beautiful.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3376094]Great suggestions and I have used my phone as a timer in the past. Now they are trying to explain their lack of enthusiasm and total Lazyness buy saying We follow the Psychiatrist therapy session of 50 min. Equalling one hour. Allowing them time to prepare for the next one hour appointment by shorting us 10 min of our time. I will never pay a tip up front. When she asks for it early, it just went to zero. I might end up doing it myself for her to watch instead of getting scammed out of my money.
I think we are all better off with an escort for extras. When you need a massage find a certified massage therapist, I dought she will short your time.[/QUOTE]Cindy at Wonder shorted me twice. Haven't returned. Stacey is a favorite. Never short on time and a great experience.

I was trying to book an appt last week and tried a few providers by text, the only one I got a response from didn't have anything that worked on my end, but said that I must call no texting. I'm just curious why some are cool with text and some say must call. It's pretty difficult to get a hold of any of them by phone as it is. I'm not much of a texter anyway, but was wondering why some insist on setting up by phone for a massage.

[QUOTE=Taco1;3387569]I was trying to book an appt last week and tried a few providers by text, the only one I got a response from didn't have anything that worked on my end, but said that I must call no texting. I'm just curious why some are cool with text and some say must call. It's pretty difficult to get a hold of any of them by phone as it is. I'm not much of a texter anyway, but was wondering why some insist on setting up by phone for a massage.[/QUOTE]My guess is the texters want to take hour request while they are busy and then sort them out. The callers want no permanent record for other eyes.

[QUOTE=White300;3387999]My guess is the texters want to take hour request while they are busy and then sort them out. The callers want no permanent record for other eyes.[/QUOTE]I just wanted to clarify my question a little, since I was PM'd that it was the dumbest question ever asked on here! It's a massage, not an escort. If you walked into a legit office like panacea, are they going to tell you they won't give you a massage? Unless you look like a real creeper.

Now if they are independent or work out of their house I get that. They would be wise to have a more thorough vetting process.

I don't know if that makes the question seem more understandable. I only ask for an appointment nothing more ever. I just thought it was interesting that some don't take appointments by text & maybe some more experienced hobbyists would have some insight. Thanks for the answer White300.

Hello all,

Visiting from Ohio this week, and was wondering if you might provide a recommendation or two? I tried to PM Brittney25 but her inbox is full.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=RogerOver;3389859]Hello all,

Visiting from Ohio this week, and was wondering if you might provide a recommendation or two? I tried to PM Brittney25 but her inbox is full.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Specifically what are you looking for?

Some of you are familiar with Ali (small blonde spinner) formerly of east west in wyoming. She was working at Healing Hands, but after I seen two police cruisers outside of the place about a month ago so I'm not going to visit again. Anyone know if Ali is still working anywhere?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=RodMan3328;3393295]Some of you are familiar with Ali (small blonde spinner) formerly of east west in wyoming. She was working at Healing Hands, but after I seen two police cruisers outside of the place about a month ago so I'm not going to visit again. Anyone know if Ali is still working anywhere?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Healing hands is now an AMP they were bought out 3 or 4 months ago, so I'm sure she is no longer there. While on the topic any one know where Sandy went she was one of the bigger girls but never watched the clock and would somtimes give more then the rub and tug ending.