Streetwalker Reports

After a good ten fucking days of dilapidating back/shoulder pain called an old client who practices acupuncture & just happens to owe me a favor or two. Stuck full of pins for a couple sessions Thursday & Friday, woke up Saturday feeling almost back to normal as someone this far along in his dotage can be.

Tested out my back & shoulder with some neglected yardwork & a longer neighborhood copilot walk. Having some spring in my step for first time in ten days, accepted an invite for Salmon barbecue at my fishing buddy's place, the copilot & I headed over around 7:00. After a nice meal of Chile orange glazed salmon with grilled asparagus & salad winded that portion of evening around 10:00 or so headed out on JCB>82nd>Grotto loop.

Nothing like a recon free of back & neck pain from our 3rd world road conditions.

Stopped at the reinvented Flavel criddler 7-11 store for the first time in forever for some water. A younger slightly spun thin street urchin brunette in extremely low-cut black tights showing some whale tail action above braless pink tank top engaged me with an alright offer. Passed on the basis of her pit mix she had tied up to her bike & noticeable fentanyl funk she was off gassing...

Nothing seen until just South of Stark with almost sturdy & busty blonde WSW was walking South in revealing low cut black onesie with cowboy boots near Stark. She disappeared on me. Now that I think about it might have been Sarah #30. Not that I would have picked her up after our last bitchy encounter...

Sunny had a soon to be cottage cheesed saggy titted fuglie BSW in pink jacket & knee-high black stockings. Underneath her jacket was some sort of transparent red bottom & she opened her jacket to show some unappealing chest that might have had some matching tasseled red pasties that blew around in the wind. Like the wind I headed North after the view caused a resurgence of twinges in my back.

On the adjacent side of above was a waving at all traffic trim BSW in short black jacket & boots with a black thong between the two. She wasn't bad & did have a nice ass, yet jungle drums were silent in my head...

WSW "Horseface" was shuffling along in unflattering shapeless shift at Mamasan's cone area. Yawn...

Of course, Murder Street>Namaste had the most 304 strolling & milling out.

An amazon PAWG blonde in ponytail & jean shorts showing off her big ass above heels. Scary & sullen faced is mostly what I remember...

Murder Street had a WSW brunette in black shorts & top. Another meh without the sullen demeanor...

A thinner younger BSW in gold lame' two piece wasn't horrible.

A younger & alright looking BSW in jean jacket & shorts with a huge purse.

The above's walking buddy was WSW long haired blonde in backless red dress who looked pretty good until I caught at Fremont 7-11 where all that cuteness was ruined by a Jimmy Durante sized nose. Seriously off putted by that super-sized schnoz on what was an admittedly good though small chested spinner frame. It was a "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are" ending of the night & I headed for the barn.

Though I'd mentally signed out for the recon. The Arts Wall area had a younger ASW in black shorts & matching belly shirt. She window talked me a quote of $200 for a car date. Was friendly then pilloried me reminiscent of the first Led Zeppelin album cover for even mentioning BBBJ. I can't be the first to ask. Cough...Fucking snowflake hookers...cough.

One PPD SUV spotted at Sandy/82nd in the hour I was in motion.

Emailed Dania when home inviting over for barbecue Sunday & was dead to the world by 12:00.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead April 12,1970 at Fillmore West, SF.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd70-04-12.sbd.kaplan.3820.sbeok.shnf[/URL]

Sunday Afternoon:

With a scheduled barbecue overnight with Dania had the day to myself until she got off work at 6:00. Made amends for my recent lack of walking enthusiasm with my semi patient copilot with a 1000 acres hike & Sandy river swim for us both. Heading home around 5:15 had just enough time to take in 205 Sandy 82nd Sunnyside Road along with grabbing a couple ribeye's & margarita strawberries.

Namaste had a couple of the usual standers including what looked like an ASW in black bodysuit & one leg tatted long haired BSW in blue dress above sandals. The former then headed up to 82nd where I caught a photo.

Knolls Baggers were empty on this warm recon.

Just North of Mamasan's cones a younger & skinny BSW in white shorts & top above sandals was looking for shade as she steadied herself at building. If you like them scary skinny Biafra like you'd have been happy.

Empty of any other sights all the way to Clackamas. Another Sunday afternoon fail when the same afternoons used to be so good. The avenue sure is breeding some erratic 304 types, I might start taking 205 all the way home more...

Not one PPD SUV seen.

Was almost on time picking up my waiting regular. After a patio dinner of rib eye, steamed artichokes along some strawberry margaritas soon were familiarizing our fuck parts until we crumbled in a sweet sweaty bouquet of our own osmolrgina. After a movie repeated the whole process until bedtime. Though we're both in agreement that three weeks was to long between trysts, tried in vain to get her to call in sick this AM. Dropped her off at work at 10:00. Sigh.

Recon Soundtrack: Finished the remainder of Grateful Dead from Saturday recon then Moby Grape "Vintage" disc 2.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhq7OIOlmPY[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKf2QL1ILBM[/URL]


Safe recons & life.

I have noticed lately that when in the "area", I can't access this site. Tried to do a live report Monday.

At least 10 attractive walkers showing it all. Anyone see the two BSW's in matching school girl skirts and thongs? Avenue was so damn active I didn't want to engage. Saw a Tyrone passing out umbrellas at Nameste and one of the lovelies tried to engage me but I politely declined.

Trio of scantly clad young ladies turned from 82 onto Sandy. The white one was very sexy, but the "Lamont" tattoo on her neck turned me off.

Matching BSW's in school girl skirts and thongs. Very nice looking!

Saw Tyronne handing out umbrellas!

Generally the best night on the blade I have ever seen in terms of quantity and quality.

The ones showing so much skin scare the hell out of me from a pick up perspective.

Very nice, young and trim mix out there for sure.

Glad you're on the mend. I've been out and to your post all the action was Namaste, Murder Street, Baggers and the Art Lofts. Nare a Brittany, all diversified and Toad managed.

Walking between Powell and Division was Roxanne. All that Mommy shape with Daisy Dukes and a wig. She honestly looked like Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman. Snagged her up for some quick dome before my tee time. Jammed as many fingers into that wet Mommy pussy as I could while she slarb-d down three days worth of swimmers.

Observation: the tent zone Catty corner to the 4 X4 shop, on the old Chinese restaurant is Criddler central, but I have seen some decent dwellers that might be teetering on diversification, if you know what I'm saying. Include this zone and the backstreets as part of your Poon route.

[QUOTE=Smith1968;6448047]I have noticed lately that when in the "area", I can't access this site. Tried to do a live report Monday.[/QUOTE]Is your carrier Verizon? There was some recent discussion about them blocking this site on mobile data. If not, which carrier are you using? Does the site work if you hit it via tor or a VPN?

[QUOTE=Valinor;6448441]Is your carrier Verizon? There was some recent discussion about them blocking this site on mobile data. If not, which carrier are you using? Does the site work if you hit it via tor or a VPN?[/QUOTE]It is Verizon but only on the blade. Could just be some other issues.

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Walking between Powell and Division was Roxanne. All that Mommy shape with Daisy Dukes and a wig. She honestly looked like Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman. Snagged her up for some quick dome before my tee time. Jammed as many fingers into that wet Mommy pussy as I could while she slarb-d down three days worth of swimmers.[/QUOTE]Thanks Rammer, Roxanne was a fine fuck. I am going to see if I can get her tonight. Her pussy gets so wet.

S1.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;6448389]Glad you're on the mend.

Observation: the tent zone Catty corner to the 4 X4 shop, on the old Chinese restaurant is Criddler central, but I have seen some decent dwellers that might be teetering on diversification, if you know what I'm saying. Include this zone and the backstreets as part of your Poon route.[/QUOTE]Rammer:

Thanks for the good wishes.

It was a pinched nerve as acupuncturist suspected. It was almost overnight relief in my movement & spasms after second round of me being a human pincushion.

And while I've not been out as much in the previous couple+ weeks. I have noticed in my limited times out, the recent activity at that location mentioned. It started kinda' under the radar then exploded into the obvious.

I haven't seen any that looked like they were willing to collect other more lucrative deposits besides just the usual 10 cents ones. Yet you can be sure I'll be paying closer attention to the area in the future.

To be honest any area has got to be better than the North end shitshow...

Why did I give her my Poon phone number, daily texts? Anyways I just filled her up, and she's out there hustling still. That Mommy pussy is good. You'll be following me into the cave, don't worry it doesn't hurt to pee.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;6450903]Why did I give her my Poon phone number, daily texts? Anyways I just filled her up, and she's out there hustling still. That Mommy pussy is good. You'll be following me into the cave, don't worry it doesn't hurt to pee.[/QUOTE]That pussy is the bomb. Filled her up prior to lunch.

S1.

If you want to partake in the girls mentioned here by all, you need to take a look at the time, siteings, and locations. Mentioned and do the leg work.
It will increase your odds of finding the ONE. Most of these girls can't seem to keep a phone for more then 48 hrs.

I know crazy huh. They go thru phone's like they go thru dicks.

S1.

At the Pappys bar area three BSW girls. Skinny actually and one showing all her ass and legs. Nothing really worth getting. Not my taste.

However near Murder street. There were a total of 13 girls out. A few BSW and others WSWs nice. A few like 5 or so were super made up and skinny. Quite the attire they were wearing. Fun to watch. I was too tired and beat to make any contact. Quite a few cars were on the sidestreets with window talking like crazy. I hate to be kind of obvious when picking up in a crowd like that. However I have a feeling the cute girls were demanding hi prices.

Stay safe out there. No LE seen Not even one car parked which is kind of normal.

Seems the sandy 7-11 Hired a private security. Action was pretty void there and Namaste was empty also. He might be covering that area also. Usually that area has some girls standing out there but they are usually of the Midwest Corn fed types.

At the Pappys bar area three BSW girls. Skinny actually and one showing all her ass and legs. Nothing really worth getting. Not my taste.

However near Murder street. There were a total of 13 girls out. A few BSW and others WSWs nice. A few like 5 or so were super made up and skinny. Quite the attire they were wearing. Fun to watch. I was too tired and beat to make any contact. Quite a few cars were on the sidestreets with window talking like crazy. I hate to be kind of obvious when picking up in a crowd like that. However I have a feeling the cute girls were demanding hi prices.

Stay safe out there. No LE seen Not even one car parked which is kind of normal.

Seems the sandy 7-11 Hired a private security. Action was pretty void there and Namaste was empty also. He might be covering that area also. Usually that area has some girls standing out there but they are usually of the Midwest Corn fed types.

Short hop down 82nd on Friday to get to I-84. Didn't have time to go any further than that. When the sun is out the boobies come out, sometimes literally LOL. Eventually I will find one that will meet my criteria.

Counted 13 girls out. Pretty good mix.

Sat looks like Murder street or area next to it took another victim. Hope it was a bad guy not some innocent civie. Sunday were a few girls out. Two latina girls were walking up the hill from Sandy. Both were nice looking. At the Namaste one chubby girl was seen. 7-11 which sometimes has some new hard up girl hanging out front has been empty due to new security. I used to have good luck at the bus stop bench on the side of the building a couple of years ago.

I did manage to get one fantastic shot of a girl but she was looking directly at me. And I am not sharing. Sorry; BSW and not wearing much at all. She might as well as gone naked. Maybe a hat.

What these girls get away with now. How bad would it be if you got stopped and she looked like that in your car. No way you could really say she is not a SWer. Kind of sticks out to pick up a girl like that also.

Could use some input guys.

I like the under the radar ones.

Have a great day stay out of the way of bullets Its crazy out there.

21500 people murdered by guns. 135,000 by overdose. So Lets ban guns. Oh well my two cents.

Where do you take a girl you pick up off the street. I frequently engage in activities with providers who provide incall, are y'all just banging in cars? Taking girls to hotels?

Selling fentanyl is illegal. No reason to bring facebook uncle comments into this forum.

[QUOTE=********;6455699]21500 people murdered by guns. 135,000 by overdose. So Lets ban guns. Oh well my two cents.[/QUOTE]

Friday Afternoon:

Since it'd been a while (Lily report #4943) since I've found some scintillating strange to supplement my regulars. I've kinda' noticed lately I've been mentally checking out of avenue recons. Seems like more focus on completing errands or listening to music or the occasional one-sided conversations with the copilot. While the recon views are interesting & occasionally exhilarating it's also fucking fatiguing to filter through the same old 304 hive mind collusion restrictions of the GPS $$$ laden.

With a few days of Columbia opening up for Chinook retention not only did I have a few pisacine related items on my list, needed to hit Parkrose Hardware, post office, return a truck part at Holgate Baxter's & Holgate garden center for this year's garden. Today was one of those spacy days & I procrastinated greatly on this gorgeous day. Decided to start my North end obligations first. JCB>82nd>Sandy>Parkrose was my fractured route around 1:00>3:30.

First sighting caught me off guard with an early thirties+- lighter hued brunette with minor purple highlights was looking good (especially from the neck down) at Area 69. Fine & firm braless form in light blue tank top sandwiched between some tight blue jeans & brown heels. Totally discombobulated me & my at the moment slumbering fuck parts. By the time I got turned around for another loop she's crossed 82nd was hopping in car at Cartlandia Harney area.

Nothing until near Harbor Freight where Quasimodo was curled up at car wash grassy area. Mental note made to stop at bank or get some cash back from my shopping for her.

Did a quick loop around the new Division criddler tent city to crickets...

Sunny revealed the meh fat assed meh & mixed fake redhead in black sport top above brown shorts reclaiming that corner for the first time in weeks. I haven't missed her bitchy face at all or pacing around pissed off like. My junk retreated reminiscent like after recent Sandy River swim. Shivers...

At the adjacent fruit cup cart & warily eying the above some was a lighter hued brunette BSW in green onesie & sandals with some stylish Jackie O sunglasses. Gave me nice smile & wave. She wasn't terrible & for once a BMI appropriate SW in a onesie. I marked the rare sighting date...

Minus Bagger sunbathing chin on chest sleepy style at Klickatat 7-11 back gate, Baggers' corner proper & La Parilla were empty.

As were Murder & Beech streets & the Knolls driveway usual clusterfuck...

Namaste had a hideous duo of doom in the chunky form of a seriously fuglie faced brunette in red. Her friend in black was marginally better above the neck yet both were cultivating cottage cheese in the lower latitudes.

A few yards upstream from above was the pale blonde WSW in jean shorts & black top. I still think she posts on the other board. I'm just going to call her "Casper" from here on out.

The next riffle a few yards west produced a cute cocoa young brunette BSW in jeans jacket & brown skirt. Whether her cute freckles were real or not is unknown...

Heading South again Mamasan's cone area had WSW "Horseface" in same shapeless shift as last time seen. Today she'd smartly accessorized same shift with some visible pit stains. Um yeah that'll get someone to scoop you up...

Did my garden shopping up on upper Holgate & was heading to Baxter's & post office when realized I'd neglected to get some cash for the weekend & anything for Quasimodo. Quick backtrack to my bank at Division.

Looked around for Quasimodo yet she'd disappeared, but I still surveyed surrounding streets some, as I just wasn't in a hurry. Figured at worst, maybe the copilot would get an early walk around Lents jogging path.

Was on Libre when I came across the spinner ASW I'd sporadically seen/missed in same general area last month or two. Looking about the same as previous times in short gauzy greenish dress & pigtails though her light blue tint in hair seemed to have faded or something. She hopped in. Introducing herself as "Monarch" (after seeing exactly what her tattoo depicted, it took all I had to stifle my sudden inclination to fucking laugh. With that sternum tattoo what else could you be). About 5'2" whisper of a girl no chest of note though the thigh gap & tiny ass overruled returning truck part for the moment. Declined going to my place so I gave in for her van parked at 92nd/Lents parking lot. What can I say. Perhaps I'd finally contracted some Yellow Fever. SMDHS.

In her incall (sic) pulled her dress off yet refused bra & panties removal. Bitchiness increased even with donation on dashboard & before she put her mouth to its intended use. The way she babbled on re: her skills that I'm sure walking on water was next. Minor ranting about her Lyle as well...

Quickly I was already fucking sick of her pint size attitude. Slightly annoyed me when she smoked off tinfoil before starting. Fucking wonderful & as she blew some smoke my way felt compelled to mention that method only extracts 12% or less of the total dose. Yeah....that went over well Zavi. Laughs...

After some bare minimum semi lame BBBJ. I managed to get hand down her bottoms for her to fail the smell test with some serious fermented fish sauce extreme Chow Hai essence. I pivoted to BBBJ only out of self defense...

Bailed on remainder of date after really pissing her off when she finally coaxed a three-day backup mouthful she didn't care for whatsoever. Since no way in hell (covered or not) I'd put my favorite appendage or face in that Chow Hai that was the end of encounter & told her so...

Between her spitting dramatically in parking lot, called me a shrill litany of names as she questioned my manhood while her skinny criddler Lyle waiting nearby looked up from his pill stupor to give me a heavy-lidded look.

Yet, not before I took back half the original donation laying (60.00 of 120.00) on dash as I left...

Despite her cuteness, she's definitely not a repeat for me though a number is available to contributing members. Full disclosure: I was so unimpressed haven't vetted the number given & certainly won't. I still don't understand the hyper sexualization frenzy for Asian women. If she's this bitchy at this youthful age, I don't want to imagine a decade down the line...

If you've not posted an iota of a viable recent SW report or they fall in the category of "where's Murder Street" or have congested my inbox with demand like requests for any of my unavailable UTRs. Save your keystrokes as I'll ignore them. Lurk & lose...or learn from my mistakes (the correct answer).

Courtesy of my dicks sometimes utter lack of self-control & that thirty-minute diversion, finished up with the post office with Baxter's last on my list when I spotted another target at Holgate where a dew rag wearing reddish highlighted raven haired still slightly baby fatted young WSW in demure though cheek showing shorts above fluffy house slippers & dew rag stuffed with hair. Getting a whiff of turnip truck in the breeze engaged at Baxter's lot. Younger & coy with some slutty black eyeliner & eyelashes (that she actually didn't need IMO) along blood red lipstick adorning her pouty lips. Name offered was Megan & had nice full b+ cup under her jacket & after my all too recent olfactory experience, only smell besides newbie was she stunk of pot & she looked a little cloudy with the chance of munchies. Didn't get her complete tale yet did throw her a tenner after exchanging verified numbers (she immediately headed to the Dime Store LOL). Fairly sure I'll impale that baby fatted resin head in the near future.

A fair amount of PPD SUV seen at all ends of the avenue.

Even caught a nice fish Saturday morning so the weekend evened out...

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead December 12,1969 at The Thelma, Hollywood, CA. Disc 1 & 2.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/gd69-12-12.sbd.gerland.10988.sbeok.shnf/gd69-12-12d1t01.shn[/URL]

Saturday:

Even with a late afternoon nap. After an impromptu early drinks at neighbors. Inspiration was low to go out Saturday. Never got further than a shower after fishing & by 9:00 was deep in latest book. Merry tucked me into bed with some animated phone sex before turning in.

Sunday Afternoon:

Coming back from 1000 acres copilot hike around 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB +- 4:00.

One unmemorable though younger BSW at Knolls driveway. Meh...

A possibility or two near Hermiston's old location yet nothing inspiring enough to halt my southbound progress to dinner at neighbors.

Not much PPD SUV seen out.

Recon Soundtrack: Grateful Dead "Two From The Vault". Continuing that primal '69 jag.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kjfty51cVefYDXtngMKOhsrcmYK57kc3A[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Water, water, every where.

Nor any drop to drink. (Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Visiting your fair city for a few days. Portland was long one of my favorite mongering cities maybe 10-20 years ago, but the last few visits yielded nothing of any note. This visit, I spent a lot of quality time exploring mostly 82nd st from Sandy to JCB at various time throughout the day and night.

Portland has become a lot like the other West Coast destinations with a proliferation of what our friends in Orlando call the "Benji CBJ babes". These are girls that generally dress to the nines in Please Fuck Me Baby outfits with copious amounts of makeup and bondo or whatever props them up, biatchy attitudes, expensive prices, rushed service, all-covered services, an all-around terrible service. They are all over in Seattle, Figueroa in LA, Intl in Oakland, HH in Dallas, Houston. Unfortunately this is the new normal and it sucks. I think it maybe speaks to a stupider level of monger? Who are the idiots picking up these girls?

Since I was mostly in recon mode on this trip, I inquired about services with maybe a dozen or so girls. I am an old codger, been doing this for 35+ years, and cannot come with condom and only want FS. The scary part of interacting with these girls as they always want to negotiate thru the window, which is like breaking Rule #1 of safe street mongering. So I was very cautious with my inquiries. I started with the hottest one that was standing in a business parking lot a couple blocks south of Murder st. She was a cute petit spinner with a plain skirt with her ass hanging out and wearing no panties. I roll down the window and she walks up and simply blurts "Its 15 minutes for $150 and I will not go any lower" I simply asked what her rules about latex were, and of course she said "latex for everything". I drove off. Note also I did see the "vertically challenged" dwarf girl at the 7-11. I bet she does a brisk bucket list business. Not with me, mind you. BTDT already.

It was the same for all the 7-11/ Sandy / Murder girls I talked to. Most would simply say "Do you want company". My response was to ask what were her rules with latex. Every one of them said all covered services. I asked if it were negotiable. All said no and walked away. So I never got any farther on pricing. Only with the 15 for $150 girl. I pulled up to one girls just up Sandy and as she approached my window another girl down the street yelled "he only want bare! So the girl turned around and walked away. So you have the peer pressure thing going on as well with these girls.

Most of the Fuck Me Baby Benji CBJ girls were actually downright hideous. Some looked good from afar, but became nasty looking up close. Some were so fat that you would need to roll them in flour first to find the wet spots to fuck.

Maybe 10+ years ago, I used to find the best young cute waifs between Powell and Division. Occasionally find a diamond in the rough amongst the zombies in the Flavel area. On this trip, with repeated runs on 82nd up and down at various times, didn't find really anything at all south of Division.

I did finally get laid once on this trip. Late at night there was constantly a few BSWs at the corner of Harrison, but about 1 am one night there was a thick 30's blonde at the corner, hit her up about the latex question and she agreed sans latex. She turned out to be a really great time, really nice and patient, overall a really good time. Name was Lexie.

I truly don't understand those Fuck me Baby girls. I don't see any of them getting picked up, so they cannot be making much coin. If they changed their practices, some of them could make big bucks. I guess if they had any business acumen at all they wouldn't be sucking dick on a street corner, so there you go.

Respect to you and the report. Hope to visit the OBT at some point friend. Give me a hoot anytime you come back and I might be able to pit you on to more reasonably priced Walkers.

Peace.

RR.

Buster:

That was one horrific galley of 304 to look through...

I can't disagree all that much with you about the state of the avenue. It's either a feast or famine situation. Unfortunately usually the latter most times.

You were smart to pull up lines & look for something palatable outside the usual trolling areas.

The Coleridge quote was an especially nice touch...

A run into NE resulted in these scant Wednesday observations yesterday at quarter 'til six.

A very plump BSW, cafe au laut overstuffing hot pink bra, panties, stockings, and heels on the west side of the MAX station on 82nd.

Latinx freelance ecstasy artistes were well represented northbound at Fremont by a very attractive sweetie wearing multicolored block print top above black hotpants with chunky black heels.

A much more attractive skinny darker demimonde with a mop of curly hair was studying her mobile phone at Milton St.

Lastly, a weary tall young pneumatic blonde WSW was clomping uphill on Sandy by the 82nd street bus stop in tiny denim short-shorts and a clingy blue crop-top.

Rush hour must have been very productive for biz!

Did a light cruise down 82nd. Got to say when the sun is out the landscaping can be an eyeful. Literally. Didn't get much today as I was crunched for time. Definitely trying to keep some options open.

It is really a shame that so many guys have been blindly giving into these ridiculously high price and increasing the rates for the rest of us. Personally I would pick with any of these girls. I am so glad that I have good looking girl in TJ that is reasonably priced. These fools don't seen to realize you could get 2 BJ's a week for the high prices the girls are charging. I am also amazed that so many girls dress so scantily with lingerie etc. These girls wonder why the locals are riled up and LE cracks down on them.

[QUOTE=BusterHymen;6458271]Water, water, every where.

Nor any drop to drink. (Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Visiting your fair city for a few days. Portland was long one of my favorite mongering cities maybe 10-20 years ago, but the last few visits yielded nothing of any note. This visit, I spent a lot of quality time exploring mostly 82nd st from Sandy to JCB at various time throughout the day and night.

Portland has become a lot like the other West Coast destinations with a proliferation of what our friends in Orlando call the "Benji CBJ babes". These are girls that generally dress to the nines in Please Fuck Me Baby outfits with copious amounts of makeup and bondo or whatever props them up, biatchy attitudes, expensive prices, rushed service, all-covered services, an all-around terrible service. They are all over in Seattle, Figueroa in LA, Intl in Oakland, HH in Dallas, Houston. Unfortunately this is the new normal and it sucks. I think it maybe speaks to a stupider level of monger? Who are the idiots picking up these girls?

Since I was mostly in recon mode on this trip, I inquired about services with maybe a dozen or so girls. I am an old codger, been doing this for 35+ years, and cannot come with condom and only want FS. The scary part of interacting with these girls as they always want to negotiate thru the window, which is like breaking Rule #1 of safe street mongering. So I was very cautious with my inquiries. I started with the hottest one that was standing in a business parking lot a couple blocks south of Murder st. She was a cute petit spinner with a plain skirt with her ass hanging out and wearing no panties. I roll down the window and she walks up and simply blurts "Its 15 minutes for $150 and I will not go any lower" I simply asked what her rules about latex were, and of course she said "latex for everything". I drove off. Note also I did see the "vertically challenged" dwarf girl at the 7-11. I bet she does a brisk bucket list business. Not with me, mind you. BTDT already.

It was the same for all the 7-11/ Sandy / Murder girls I talked to. Most would simply say "Do you want company". My response was to ask what were her rules with latex. Every one of them said all covered services. I asked if it were negotiable. All said no and walked away. So I never got any farther on pricing. Only with the 15 for $150 girl. I pulled up to one girls just up Sandy and as she approached my window another girl down the street yelled "he only want bare! So the girl turned around and walked away. So you have the peer pressure thing going on as well with these girls.

Most of the Fuck Me Baby Benji CBJ girls were actually downright hideous. Some looked good from afar, but became nasty looking up close. Some were so fat that you would need to roll them in flour first to find the wet spots to fuck.

Maybe 10+ years ago, I used to find the best young cute waifs between Powell and Division. Occasionally find a diamond in the rough amongst the zombies in the Flavel area. On this trip, with repeated runs on 82nd up and down at various times, didn't find really anything at all south of Division.

I did finally get laid once on this trip. Late at night there was constantly a few BSWs at the corner of Harrison, but about 1 am one night there was a thick 30's blonde at the corner, hit her up about the latex question and she agreed sans latex. She turned out to be a really great time, really nice and patient, overall a really good time. Name was Lexie.

I truly don't understand those Fuck me Baby girls. I don't see any of them getting picked up, so they cannot be making much coin. If they changed their practices, some of them could make big bucks. I guess if they had any business acumen at all they wouldn't be sucking dick on a street corner, so there you go.[/QUOTE]

I don't even engage with the Standers because that's what they are, they all window talk and they don't Walk. ALL guaranteed expensive, rushed and covered services. Fuck their Toad Managers. Looking forward to the Summer and the turnip truck unicorns that it brings.

Is there a way to increase one's chances of running into the turnip truck's cargo? I recall you or someone else mentioning the turnip truck before relating to dropping off new women from Spokane. Is there a specific locale they target?

[QUOTE=MongerSeeker;6460847]It is really a shame that so many guys have been blindly giving into these ridiculously high price and increasing the rates for the rest of us. Personally I would pick with any of these girls. I am so glad that I have good looking girl in TJ that is reasonably priced. These fools don't seen to realize you could get 2 BJ's a week for the high prices the girls are charging. I am also amazed that so many girls dress so scantily with lingerie etc. These girls wonder why the locals are riled up and LE cracks down on them.[/QUOTE]Another with close to 2 k posts who hasn't learned the proper protocol to quote long reports.

Also. I gotta' ask...

Are you related to AMP Guide?

Managed a North>South 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB one way circuit around 5:00+-. Traffic was fucked on 205 as well as scenic route home...

Sandy & 85th had a thicker WSW brunette pushing the Zavi rule of appropriate onesie attire vs BMI. I yawned...

Just upstream had a few breaking the surface though the only I recall is the homely little person WSW rocking a red satin two-piece shorts & half top. More power to her Munchkin self, though I laughed out fucking loud so hard the copilot stirred from her back seat napping...

Murder Street area had a couple...

A meh older PR or LSW in fluorescent yellow dress above sandals. Yeech...

A long & lean younger alright looking BSW in frilly type ass cheek showing minuscule skirt above heels. Heard a slight jungle drums fill...

Bagger herself was sunbathing at Klickatat 7-11 back gate showing more skin than I'd ever seen her offer & certainly more than I was comfortable with...

Siskiyou light had BSW duo heading South. The thinner possibly mixed one in cream dress wasn't all that terrible when viewed lineup like to her thunder thighed partner.

The campers & tents adjacent Hermiston's favorite area had been replaced with a large dumpster getting filled by workers. Well, that didn't last long & hardly had a chance to explore further.

Last seen was at Flavel where one of less objectionable regulars was wandering between the rare interested vehicles...

Don't recall any PPD SUV. One OSP near Luther.

Oh yeah...

Earlier Thursday I got a call from the possible turnip truck baby fatted brunette from my report #5093. Plans were made to pick her up near Eastport carts for an hour or so of THC & tequila influenced fun. With some coaching from my end, BBBJ was close to on point & DATY was tasty & appreciated by all.

Megan hasn't committed to that full on slutty tipping point but still an enjoyable mid-week & economical CFS diversion. Shy as all get out, yet perhaps enough potential to be a summer between regular's project.

Recon Soundtrack: Thelonious Monk - "Live in Paris 1964".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sswp02n0Yg[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6461002]Another with close to 2 k posts who hasn't learned the proper protocol to quote long reports.

Also. I gotta' ask...

Are you related to AMP Guide?[/QUOTE]Actually, he has more than 20 K posts in total.

He is from San Diego. (I am from San Diego as well, but have lived in Florida now for 10 years) If you look in the archives from 20+ years ago, you will find thousands of posts under the name Hargow or Hizark. He also had another name at one point don't remember what it was.

He was / is known for many posts on the order of "I went out last night looking for a gooey facial, but decided to get a burrito instead". These days he mostly posts in the Tijuana forum because there ain't shit on the streets there anymore.

[QUOTE=Valinor;6460903]Is there a way to increase one's chances of running into the turnip truck's cargo? I recall you or someone else mentioning the turnip truck before relating to dropping off new women from Spokane.[/QUOTE]Former: Get away from the North and the Standers. Concentrate Stark to Flavel. Swing around on everything, engage when possible. Do you have the gift of gab? Apply it and do the work. Summer brings out travelers and those little Springfield Whitney's playing Big City games.

Latter: I've never mentioned Spokane but have mentioned 'turnip truck' to describe fresh, new to the Blade, small town, polar opposites to the Standers or Benjis. Girl next door type shit, not made up. Your High School girlfriend from the small town type shit. Eat them up, yum.

Burn wagon ruts into the road and you'll catch one.

It seems like the cops might be cracking down for memorial day weekend. I did a few 82 to sandy loops the past few days and there hasn't been much to see at all.

Last night there were a lot of cops and a bunch of people in matching t-shirts on the corner of 82 and sandy, maybe some kind of protest or something?

Tonight there was only one cop driving and a single girl at murder st.

Earlier this week on Tues. / wed there were 5-10 girls each time I went out looking.

Sunday afternoon update.

Did the Zavi loop again just now. Nothing but two of the regular younger girls at murder street with a cop sitting directly across 82nd in the dominos parking lot just watching.

It does seem to me the cops are trying to send a message this weekend, be careful out there and good luck.

Anyone have any information on a blonde that's always wearing a mask On 82nd near studio 6 motel.

[QUOTE=CornDawg1;6463949]Anyone have any information on a blonde that's always wearing a mask On 82nd near studio 6 motel.[/QUOTE]I'm her Ahab & she's my white whale. I can't get her to engage with me. That ass is so enticing. I honestly don't know what her deal is.

[QUOTE=CornDawg1;6463949]Anyone have any information on a blonde that's always wearing a mask On 82nd near studio 6 motel.[/QUOTE]That's Mariahmills4 u on TNA saw her a while back before covid one time only. She was cool and laid back pretty chill when I saw her. She's all safety, she gets into nice view when that phat ass is bouncing on your cock!

[QUOTE=Stealy;6464981]I'm her Ahab & she's my white whale. I can't get her to engage with me. That ass is so enticing. I honestly don't know what her deal is.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CornDawg1;6463949]Anyone have any information on a blonde that's always wearing a mask On 82nd near studio 6 motel.[/QUOTE]If this the one I think. Agree that ass is terrific. The only time I engaged was far from a success...

With a favorite regular on the schedule for the weekend, the copilot & I wasted some time beforehand with a JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper>JCB circuit between 9:45>11:00 this holiday weekend. Due to recent publicity at Murder Street wasn't expecting very much this breezy night...

First seen was at Harrison where skid mark on humanity's underwear skank ass beady eyed WSW "Quality" was in her usual cream dress & brown leather jacket. Since I didn't recognize her in the dark there when I looped around witnessed a couple of window talks with no takers. 1. 5 hours later when Merry & I were headed to my place she was still there. Laughs...

Sunny had a trim younger BSW in heels below a slingback type outfit window talking before hopping in some silver sedan. Had a jungle drums nice ass along with some corrosponding thigh gap.

Bagger Vance was sprawled out at the high school bus stop & got scooped right off curb by some conspicuous consumer who proceeded to flip a quick you turn across all four lanes to park in plain sight right at carpet place. Let's just call this type of scoop behavior: the intelligence test..

Despite the Murder Street problem recently there were a couple out there.

An alright looking sturdy WSW blonde in red shorts & matching top was attracting some attention. She disappeared quickly.

The meh mixed or PR seen previously in same orange tube dress above sandals getting scooped in block.

The Madison parking lot had a private security patrol car parked in front lot for a while. Yeah, that'll help.

With some time to kill, decided the avenue needed a reset we headed out to upper Sandy for the first time in quite a while.

Still sucks & shouldn't have bothered as the only seen was a heavily blue eye shadowed SSBSW showing off some large droopy boobs in white sheer top above the rest of cottage cheesed presentation. Those droopies looked like they were embarrassed. For the both of us...

Namaste area had come to life with a couple hanging in the shadows there...

Blonde WSW "Casper" was joined downstream by the fat assed meh mixed or BSW fake redhead usually polluting the Sunny corner. Yawns squared.

An older brunette WSW in short dress with matching black jacket above black pumps wasn't all that bad until you faced her head on.

An adorable young & trim WSW brunette in sans underwear tiny mini & gold trim half shirt under greyish jacket & heels was the best of the night. No acknowledgement to passing punters & her phone continually in her face told me all I needed or wanted to know...

Last seen was at Sunny where a sturdy & plain brunette in mini & short black jacket above running shoes was waving at cars.

PPD SUV were mostly absent from 82nd or Sandy all of my running time. Multiple seen downtown though. Later one near Foster on way to barn around 11:45.

Skipped any more 82nd the rest of the weekend...

Recon Soundtrack: Cream "Those Were The Days". Disc 1. Another RIP themed recon for their lyricist Pete Brown. His words opened up my young mind so many years ago.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJktf4aTNvk[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8WYMkTP5_s[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6465205]With a favorite regular on the schedule for the weekend, the copilot & I wasted some time beforehand with a JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper>JCB circuit between 9:45>11:00 this holiday weekend. Due to recent publicity at Murder Street wasn't expecting very much this breezy night...

First seen was at Harrison where skid mark on humanity's underwear skank ass beady eyed WSW "Quality" was in her usual cream dress & brown leather jacket. Since I didn't recognize her in the dark there when I looped around witnessed a couple of window talks with no takers. 1. 5 hours later when Merry & I were headed to my place she was still there. Laughs...

Sunny had a trim younger BSW in heels below a slingback type outfit window talking before hopping in some silver sedan. Had a jungle drums nice ass along with some corrosponding thigh gap.

Bagger Vance was sprawled out at the high school bus stop & got scooped right off curb by some conspicuous consumer who proceeded to flip a quick you turn across all four lanes to park in plain sight right at carpet place. Let's just call this type of scoop behavior: the intelligence test..

Despite the Murder Street problem recently there were a couple out there.

An alright looking sturdy WSW blonde in red shorts & matching top was attracting some attention. She disappeared quickly.

The meh mixed or PR seen previously in same orange tube dress above sandals getting scooped in block.

The Madison parking lot had a private security patrol car parked in front lot for a while. Yeah, that'll help.

With some time to kill, decided the avenue needed a reset we headed out to upper Sandy for the first time in quite a while.[/QUOTE]That has got to be the finest SW I have ever seen. I am traveling to the west coast in a few months. I have to deliver a drilling truck to Alaska. Was planning on driving through Portland. Your pics are just proof positive that I need the Portland stop. Did you get her digits? Of course she would most likely be hard for a Florida Monger to find. LOL M.

The girl in that first photo on your latest post has an incredible body. Who the heck is that? I realize you're not going to share her contact info, but I'm just curious, is it one of the gals you've posted about in the past. Just living vicariously, man.

Color me Blue 13. The big bad Sur had 304's last night. Welcome surprise. Fuck I want this zone to Pop again. Best, safest zone for pickup on the Blade.