Massage Parlor Reports

When I visit an AMP, the only things I bring with me are my car keys & cash. No wallet, no cellphone, no I'd. Decided to see Anna at JHH one evening last week. She seemed glad to see me, gave me a big hug & kiss and took me upstairs. As I was undressing, she came right to the point and asked if I wanted FS. No, I told her, just HE this time. She said fine, .6. No prob, said I, and reached into my pocket, confident that I had exact change. Damn, if I didn't have but. 4. Anna was NOT happy. She gave me a brief, perfunctory massage and the flip after 15 minutes. Within another 15 the pop, and suddenly my "hour" was over. In no uncertain terms. I won't make that stupid mistake again.

[QUOTE=Scumbler;1426341]When I visit an AMP, the only things I bring with me are my car keys & cash. No wallet, no cellphone, no I'd. Decided to see Anna at JHH one evening last week. She seemed glad to see me, gave me a big hug & kiss and took me upstairs. As I was undressing, she came right to the point and asked if I wanted FS. No, I told her, just HE this time. She said fine, .6. No prob, said I, and reached into my pocket, confident that I had exact change. Damn, if I didn't have but. 4. Anna was NOT happy. She gave me a brief, perfunctory massage and the flip after 15 minutes. Within another 15 the pop, and suddenly my "hour" was over. In no uncertain terms. I won't make that stupid mistake again.[/QUOTE]Indeed, attitude is most important especially here. I think you were already at a disadvantage asking for just a HE as it seems they prefer to do more for the extra tip. I've been generous here and it's paid off tenfold. I see now the opposite is true as well. It's OK man, I'll be seeing Anna shortly and will cover that 20 for you.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1426533]Indeed, attitude is most important especially here. I think you were already at a disadvantage asking for just a HE as it seems they prefer to do more for the extra tip. I've been generous here and it's paid off tenfold. I see now the opposite is true as well. It's OK man, I'll be seeing Anna shortly and will cover that 20 for you.[/QUOTE]Haha! Thanks, Lucky. Always good to know my fellow mongers have my back.

When three or more independent girls are working out of the same hotel. Is this a sign of trouble in the making?

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1425972]Saw this ad in backpage, googled the number and got a lot of hits for Planet Spa Alternative Therapies. Photos are all ripped of from the internet but the idea of a non-asian massage with potential extras is intriguing enough to check out. If they are CMT at least I'll get a good massage out of it. Before I took one for the team at these kind of rates though I thought I would check the team for any additional info.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-sophisticated-enticing-32/5233706[/url][/QUOTE]I tried to make a few appointments with them in the past where no one ever picks up live when I tried to call. Always an answering machine. Never got a called back. One of my other friends had the same experience.

[QUOTE=Massagame;1426823]When three or more independent girls are working out of the same hotel. Is this a sign of trouble in the making?[/QUOTE]Either trouble or a foursome:)

[QUOTE=Scumbler;1426341]When I visit an AMP, the only things I bring with me are my car keys & cash. No wallet, no cellphone, no I'd.[/QUOTE]I chuckle everytime I read something like this. Guys saying they leave everything in the car and only bring enough for what they want so they don't "over pay".

Well. 2 things. You never know when that superstar is going to appear in a spa, I have been in many where a new therapist (young and beautiful) who is not in the normal rotation of 40 somethings has been available for just a day or 2, and luckily I was prepared with my wallet and cash to enjoy her service.

Secondly god forbid you are ever in a spa when one is visited by LE. It's hard for you to make a case of being there for a massage when you have the exact funds on you for what ever 'extra services' you are requesting, no Id, no phone, and no wallet, indicating that you knew you were entering a shady location for shady services. You will be sitting there longer while they verify your I'd, or even worse be put on public display as a couple of officers escort you to your car to retrieve that ID you left behind, probably taking the chance to glace over / search your vehicle or otherwise identify any probable cause, or they may simply ask you "where is the ID" since they aren't going to let you get in the car to get it followed up by "Do you mind if we check your vehicle?".

Bottom line leaving your stuff behind is silly. In 25 years of hobbying, never have I ever had any problem with my cash, wallet, ID or cell phone being in a AMP across the USA. In some spas they give you a plastic bag for it to take with you to the shower. No AMP girl is going to rob you they earn more than most of us anyway, what would be the point, they don't care who you are or where you live or with who.

If you are that concerned about your identity being exposed should something go south, leaving your ID in the car is the absolute worse way to do it, but if you are that concerned a new hobby may be something you should check into.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1428255]I chuckle everytime I read something like this. Guys saying they leave everything in the car and only bring enough for what they want so they don't "over pay".

Well. 2 things. You never know when that superstar is going to appear in a spa, I have been in many where a new therapist (young and beautiful) who is not in the normal rotation of 40 somethings has been available for just a day or 2, and luckily I was prepared with my wallet and cash to enjoy her service.

Secondly god forbid you are ever in a spa when one is visited by LE. It's hard for you to make a case of being there for a massage when you have the exact funds on you for what ever 'extra services' you are requesting, no I'd, no phone, and no wallet, indicating that you knew you were entering a shady location for shady services. You will be sitting there longer while they verify your I'd, or even worse be put on public display as a couple of officers escort you to your car to retrieve that I'd you left behind, probably taking the chance to glace over / search your vehicle or otherwise identify any probable cause, or they may simply ask you "where is the I'd" since they aren't going to let you get in the car to get it followed up by "Do you mind if we check your vehicle?".

Bottom line leaving your stuff behind is silly. In 25 years of hobbying, never have I ever had any problem with my cash, wallet, I'd or cell phone being in a AMP across the USA. In some spas they give you a plastic bag for it to take with you to the shower. No AMP girl is going to rob you they earn more than most of us anyway, what would be the point, they don't care who you are or where you live or with who.

If you are that concerned about your identity being exposed should something go south, leaving your I'd in the car is the absolute worse way to do it, but if you are that concerned a new hobby may be something you should check into.[/QUOTE]While I understand the concerns and the arguments for leaving your Items in the car I have to agree bringing just cash and keys doesn't send the right signal. I bring my money but hide most of it in the hidden pockets of my wallet as well as my Ids so its a lot harder to find and get to. Even placing the tip for something like a HE I will put in the tiny hidden pocket of my jeans. So when I enter the fare is in my pocket. I may not even pull my wallet out during the initial exchange so if I just get a horrible provider or don't feel comfortable I can say I didn't bring anything with me and can leave free and clear. Basically a little bit of preparation goes a long way. So be safe out there and have fun.

You make some good points. I often bring my cash, I'd and one credit card, but leave my wallet and phone in the car. I've never heard of anyone being ripped off, but I don't want to be the first. I enjoy the TS a lot more if I know my wallet is safe. I don't think my Blue Cross card is going to carry a lot of weight there anyway.

On a somewhat unrelated question, in the worst case scenario of an arrest, is it possible to bail yourself out, or via a bondsman directly, or do you always have to involve a third party?

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1428255]I chuckle everytime I read something like this. Guys saying they leave everything in the car and only bring enough for what they want so they don't "over pay".

Well. 2 things. You never know when that superstar is going to appear in a spa, I have been in many where a new therapist (young and beautiful) who is not in the normal rotation of 40 somethings has been available for just a day or 2, and luckily I was prepared with my wallet and cash to enjoy her service.

Secondly god forbid you are ever in a spa when one is visited by LE. It's hard for you to make a case of being there for a massage when you have the exact funds on you for what ever 'extra services' you are requesting, no I'd, no phone, and no wallet, indicating that you knew you were entering a shady location for shady services. You will be sitting there longer while they verify your I'd, or even worse be put on public display as a couple of officers escort you to your car to retrieve that I'd you left behind, probably taking the chance to glace over / search your vehicle or otherwise identify any probable cause, or they may simply ask you "where is the I'd" since they aren't going to let you get in the car to get it followed up by "Do you mind if we check your vehicle?".

Bottom line leaving your stuff behind is silly. In 25 years of hobbying, never have I ever had any problem with my cash, wallet, I'd or cell phone being in a AMP across the USA. In some spas they give you a plastic bag for it to take with you to the shower. No AMP girl is going to rob you they earn more than most of us anyway, what would be the point, they don't care who you are or where you live or with who.

If you are that concerned about your identity being exposed should something go south, leaving your I'd in the car is the absolute worse way to do it, but if you are that concerned a new hobby may be something you should check into.[/QUOTE]

Rose and new girl Ava is there. Would have to wait for Rose so I went with the new girl Ava. Tall slender all natural, very pretty and younger than usual. No more than late 20's. Standard service for here, I came during a very busy time so we didn't get to the massage at all. Will make up next time when it's slow. Mamasan knows me well and that I am flexible with time. Clockwatchers should avoid this place though at least during busy times. You will definitely get shorted and I'm fairly certain you will only get a bad attitude in return for complaining. Go with the flow however and you will be rewarded eventually.

I think something is going on with JHH. When I went by last night, it looked like 4 or 5 cars were in front, and 4 guys were outside in the parking area in front. Tonight when I went by (I pass by on the way home from work) the light was off, and it looked like the sign was down?

As an FYI (since I am posting anyway) , the last time I went (also the first time at the 'new' location) I got "Jess". It was an okay experience. But nothing special. (better options are usually on offer).

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1428255]I chuckle everytime I read something like this. Guys saying they leave everything in the car and only bring enough for what they want so they don't "over pay".

Well. 2 things. You never know when that superstar is going to appear in a spa, I have been in many where a new therapist (young and beautiful) who is not in the normal rotation of 40 somethings has been available for just a day or 2, and luckily I was prepared with my wallet and cash to enjoy her service.

Secondly god forbid you are ever in a spa when one is visited by LE. It's hard for you to make a case of being there for a massage when you have the exact funds on you for what ever 'extra services' you are requesting, no I'd, no phone, and no wallet, indicating that you knew you were entering a shady location for shady services. You will be sitting there longer while they verify your I'd, or even worse be put on public display as a couple of officers escort you to your car to retrieve that I'd you left behind, probably taking the chance to glace over / search your vehicle or otherwise identify any probable cause, or they may simply ask you "where is the I'd" since they aren't going to let you get in the car to get it followed up by "Do you mind if we check your vehicle?".

Bottom line leaving your stuff behind is silly. In 25 years of hobbying, never have I ever had any problem with my cash, wallet, I'd or cell phone being in a AMP across the USA. In some spas they give you a plastic bag for it to take with you to the shower. No AMP girl is going to rob you they earn more than most of us anyway, what would be the point, they don't care who you are or where you live or with who.

If you are that concerned about your identity being exposed should something go south, leaving your I'd in the car is the absolute worse way to do it, but if you are that concerned a new hobby may be something you should check into.[/QUOTE]I agree 100%. Plus, God forbid, suppose your car is broken into or stolen. Some spas in some cities are not in neighborhoods you would describe as garden spots.

I have never had a problem with my personal possessions in a spa in as many years as BB, actually maybe more years. These ladies know how to separate you from your money without resorting to rifling your pockets.

I've never had a problem in an AMP. But, isn't this why we have mongering wallets with just cash, driver's license, and maybe a prepaid charge card?

Everything is cool there.

[QUOTE=Satya;1429190]Everything is cool there.[/QUOTE]I need some clarity here if possible. Was there a problem at JHH and it has been rectified or was there never a problem and this was an over response to the post. I drove by this afternoon about an hour ago and though I was NOT really "checking," I ddn't recall seeing a sign up at the new location.

Can someone provide some info here. Jim

As I said everything is col there, so what's the difference. I see no need for a lot of talk about nothing. If you go there and they are not open then there is something to talk about. By the way you could call them up if you plan on going.

[QUOTE=John2526;1428334]On a somewhat unrelated question, in the worst case scenario of an arrest, is it possible to bail yourself out, or via a bondsman directly, or do you always have to involve a third party?[/QUOTE]No 1st hand experience here on this, but this is what I have heard and understand from reading in most places its a on premisis issued citation for which you must appear if the DA decides to prosecute the alleged charges. Unlikely they would hall you in but if they did I would be shocked if you couldn't sign yourself out on personal recognizance. Again this is from reading on the subject, most of the citations issued at the site to the customer are done so just for your embarassment and to allow the jurisidiction (if they do so) to publish you were cited in the paper, further embarassing you and detering others, the DA then does not prosecute due to never being able to prove you did what you were cited for, unless you were caught in the act by the LEO.

But the non-prosecution part is NEVER put in the paper.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1429432]No 1st hand experience here on this, but this is what I have heard and understand from reading in most places its a on premisis issued citation for which you must appear if the the decides to prosecute the alleged charges. Unlikely they would hall you in but if they did I would be shocked if you couldn't sign yourself out on personal recognizance. Again this is from reading on the subject, most of the citations issued at the site to the customer are done so just for your embarassment and to allow the jurisidiction (if they do so) to publish you were cited in the paper, further embarassing you and detering others, the the then does not prosecute due to never being able to prove you did what you were cited for, unless you were caught in the act by the LEO.

But the non-prosecution part is NEVER put in the paper.[/QUOTE]I have first hand at a baco raid some years ago. When the place is busted just don't say anything. You are getting a massage at what you think is a certified site.

LE from first hand experience acts childish and squirrelly. Totally unprofessional during these raids. So the bottom line is that they are just making it up as they go along. One LE threaten me with his weapon. Brahmabull info is right on. It is all up to the the. You are a witness if brought into court.

When you are locked up all of your stuff is taken away except for your clothes and locked-up in a bag in the property room. After some hours you are taken to see the commissioner who either lets you out on your own recog or he or she sets a bail amount. If you are unaware of how this works you don't have to worry because you will be released without bail. You have to have a bit of a record for them to set a bail amount. Lastly if you are given bail you will require a third party because you and your money are separated and you are locked-up as well.

It's worth mentioning that one of the court commissioners in Towson is an incredibly hot blonde. Once I was ROR I seriously considered asking her out, but the urge to get back to my car and sleep in my own bed was a bit overwhelming. 12 hours in adseg will do that to you.

[QUOTE=Satya;1429531]When you are locked up all of your stuff is taken away except for your clothes and locked-up in a bag in the property room. After some hours you are taken to see the commissioner who either lets you out on your own recog or he or she sets a bail amount. If you are unaware of how this works you don't have to worry because you will be released without bail. You have to have a bit of a record for them to set a bail amount. Lastly if you are given bail you will require a third party because you and your money are separated and you are locked-up as well.[/QUOTE]

Excuse me for being a little off topic but those of you who have yellow fever like myself may appreciate this. There is a Chinese buffet restaurant in Parkville off Joppa Road that always has at least a dozen young Chinese girls waiting tables that are ridiculously cute. They all are very friendly and give great service. The food is just typical buffet stuff but it's at least above average. The name of the place is Hibachi Grill Buffet and it's in a shopping center on the south side of Joppa next to the Advance auto parts store, less than 1/4 mile east of Perring pky. Conveniently located close to you know where so you can eat dinner with some nice eye candy then head up the road for dessert.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1430671]Excuse me for being a little off topic but those of you who have yellow fever like myself may appreciate this. There is a Chinese buffet restaurant in Parkville off Joppa Road that always has at least a dozen young Chinese girls waiting tables that are ridiculously cute. They all are very friendly and give great service. The food is just typical buffet stuff but it's at least above average. The name of the place is Hibachi Grill Buffet and it's in a shopping center on the south side of Joppa next to the Advance auto parts store, less than 1/4 mile east of Perring pky. Conveniently located close to you know where so you can eat dinner with some nice eye candy then head up the road for dessert.[/QUOTE]It always helps if you speak a few words of Mandrin. I was at a Chinese buffet on Richie Highway for lunch. The server was very young and very cute. When she came to the table I said "Knee-how" (how are your). That got a big smile. When I was finished eating I said "sha-sha" (Thank you). Got another big smile and a turn around long look as she was leaving the table. When I walked out, she was out side on the cell phone. Next thing I know she runs over and gives me a big hug. Dumb me I was in shock and didn't follow up.

Crazy Dick (One the 8th day God created the Asian woman.

On Rt. 3 in Glen Burnie just up from 8th Ave. (headed towards Baltimore) on the left, there is a kind of / sort of UTR place advertising Shiatsu massages for. 5 for an hour. My guess is that it's a legit operation, but because it's in GB you kind of have to wonder. I've noticed SW's (or just super trashy locals) further in towards GB along 2 and 3 in the last few months, so who knows, the may be something there worth investigating. Normally I would TOFTT but it's within eyesight of my new office and my new boss doesn't seem to be approachable for this type of thing just yet. But I'll bet dollars to donuts he's on the forum, at least as a lurker.

Bench

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock;1431048]On Rt. 3 in Glen Burnie just up from 8th Ave. (headed towards Baltimore) on the left, there is a kind of / sort of UTR place advertising Shiatsu massages for. 5 for an hour. My guess is that it's a legit operation[/QUOTE]Bench, Spot on with your guess. That place is a salon that also does massage upstairs with a pretty legit setup although the had some pretty short silk robes in the closet upstairs that had me pondering for a minute. But they also have a mini spa service so that could be the robe coming into play. The place was pretty busy the entire time I was there and they didn't have any seedy entrance that I'm use too LOL. I have gotten 2 massages there that were great but totally legit, had a blanket over me the entire time. I mean who knows anything is possible but I doubt anything other than a straight up massage is possible there. More power to you if you manage to swing more than that.

[QUOTE=Satya;1429531]Lastly if you are given bail you will require a third party because you and your money are separated and you are locked-up as well.[/QUOTE]You can post your own bail using your credit / debit card. I'm not sure about a personal check but I would assume that can work. You can also put up property as a bond for your release. Your belongings are stripped from you during processing / booking but for most minor offenses you can usually get to see a jury commissioner in a relatively short amount of time (<2hrs). Regardless I hope no one here ever gets pinched but it's bond to happen eventually so just be careful stay calm and everything will be ok. For the most part LOL.

Anybody know about the Ellis Express Accupressure. Is it in business?

I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743]I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]First try reading the forum.

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick; 1430781]It always helps if you speak a few words of Mandrin. I was at a Chinese buffet on Richie Highway for lunch. The server was very young and very cute. When she came to the table I said "Knee-how" (how are your). That got a big smile. When I was finished eating I said "sha-sha" (Thank you). Got another big smile and a turn around long look as she was leaving the table. When I walked out, she was out side on the cell phone. Next thing I know she runs over and gives me a big hug. Dumb me I was in shock and didn't follow up.

Crazy Dick (One the 8th day God created the Asian woman.[/QUOTE]I am confused here. Are you saying because you said hello and thank you in Chinese, you believe the late teens or early twenty something waitress is going to go out with you or are you suggesting P4P?

[QUOTE=Satya;1431928]First try reading the forum.[/QUOTE]I did. I can't find it anywhere.

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743]I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]One of my favorite things I love about traveling is getting to try new AMPs. Usually I don't have too much spare time so I try to find the best ones in the area beforehand. The Baltimore area has a great selection of spas to suit most anyones desire. All of them are within about 30 minutes drive from the area you are staying. Why the hell would you want to just pick the one that is close to your hotel? I suspect that you don't work very hard so if your lucky enough to get paid a lot for doing little then go ahead and go there out of convenience. I can't promise anything that you will or won't receive there but at least you won't waste any effort to get there. If in fact you do appreciate the value of your money then RTFF and find a better place as just about all of them are. Oh, by the way, the cute girl in the pic is not there. If you RTFF you would know that.

[QUOTE=Gandhi;1431418]Anybody know about the Ellis Express Accupressure. Is it in business?[/QUOTE]Any news on this friends?

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743]I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Went there when they 1st opened. All I can say is that you will have more satisfaction by taking yourself in hand.

Crazy Dick

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743][url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Search the forum using 7437 or Glen Burnie for a few reports. I've been a number of times and only once was it a negative experience. It's in a house on a busy street with neighbors behind it so be prepared for that go after 7 if you can or before noon. All rates are standard. Good luck. And next time try and dig a little bit before asking for help. At minimum you better post a report.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing;1431982]I am confused here. Are you saying because you said hello and thank you in Chinese, you believe the late teens or early twenty something waitress is going to go out with you or are you suggesting P4P?[/QUOTE]The problem is some think every Asian lady is or was a sex worker. It is a sorry state to objectify Asia girls and women in such a limited way. I can speak some Mandarin and those Chinese who speak it, there are many dialects and all do not easily understand each other, always appreciate hearing their mother tongue unexpectedly.

The huge majority of

Asian women do not bounce from doing nails to working in restaurants and AMPs.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing;1431982]I am confused here. Are you saying because you said hello and thank you in Chinese, you believe the late teens or early twenty something waitress is going to go out with you or are you suggesting P4P?[/QUOTE]I don't know how you got that I was suggesting anything. P4P, or going out with, me was not in my mind. I was just surprised. FYI: I'm a WASP who has only been with Asian women for the last 25+ years.

[url]http://www.businessinsider.com/men-and-prostitution-scandals-2012-4#ixzz1st1AHRrO[/url]

"According to Michael Bader — a psychologist who's treated dozens of clients for prostitution addictions — the more responsibilities a person has in their daily work life, the more likely they'll turn to prostitutes to relieve the stress."

Well, that is one possibility. Me? Not so complicated. I just liked getting boinked by pretty Asian gals. A lot.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1432671][url]http://www.businessinsider.com/men-and-prostitution-scandals-2012-4#ixzz1st1AHRrO[/url]

"According to Michael Bader — a psychologist who's treated dozens of clients for prostitution addictions — the more responsibilities a person has in their daily work life, the more likely they'll turn to prostitutes to relieve the stress."[/QUOTE]I can buy into that. Also, why Judges and men who make decisions get into the kinky B&D stuff.

The alternative argument is a combination of Charlie Sheen,"I'm not paying them for sex, I'm paying them to go away" paired with Deion Sanders facing a $200 million dollar divorce suit from his ex-wife. $200 million is a lot of AMP action, SW action, Escort, and whatever else you may want for the rest of your viagra induced life action.

A most pleasant encounter with Jeannie. She is attractive with firm B's and nickel erasure nips. Very accommodating; into giving as well as receiving pleasure. Standard tuition. Enjoy. Highly satisfying.

[QUOTE=Gandhi;1431418]Anybody know about the Ellis Express Accupressure. Is it in business?[/QUOTE]That's a PG operation. May want to check that forum. Its not an AMP. A little steep but good service.