The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2607653]Dingleberry5 and his egos seem to be the only residents in the Dirtona Coffee Shop. It's comical seeing him talk to himself trying to start stuff and no one is listening.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Daughter,

Yeah, I noticed that, too. Kinda reminded me of the day I came home and checked my answering machine. There was a recorded message that kept asking questions and, of course, my machine did not respond. So, here were two dumb machines carrying on a meaningless conversation and both were oblivious to the facts.

In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. Long live the queens of Dirtona.

C3.

Swags, actually hun I think Sissy5 and Alexan rambling to each other makes perfect sense, both sad pathetic loners who found each other, me thinks we're witnessing a "budding romance LOL.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2607653]Dingleberry5 and his egos seem to be the only residents in the Dirtona Coffee Shop. It's comical seeing him talk to himself trying to start stuff and no one is listening.

Swags.[/QUOTE]

Would love to hear input about your mongering frequency. How much is too much? Last week I felt like a drug addict (however that must feel) in need of a fix, for 5 days in a row! I actually went to a shrink to see about this "problem" of mine. All I could think about during the session (s) was what great mongering I could be doing with the shrink fees I was forking out. SURE that this mongering hobby is directly related proportionally to disposable income, free time, and market rates for cost of SP fun. Play Safe.

Is a scam or LEO. He uses other I'd's and emails. Then tries to get you to send him photos. When he gets busted will take away is coding. And this monger tricks more than Jag did. Total Bullshit. He is Mickey. On another site.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2608589]Jonah from Dirtona, is this a review or an advertisement?

Swags.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2608285]In the fact that DingleBerry is posing as a provider and answering PM's and even responding to reviews. Poor TB was really sexting with C5 to set up something with the real girl. I wonder where he learned that from, hmmmmm.

Swags.[/QUOTE]EEEWWWW! Who the hell would even want to sext with that creeper? Let alone, fuck him in real life after all the shit he's been exposed to?

Actually I am CIA. Smart bunch of guy's on this tread hey Chris LOL ha ha.

BTW BJ and Swaggs, here is a link that might help with that fishy smell you two keep smelling (BOOKlink: Basic Hygiene Principles by Marry Jane Brainless: :;bBeginners level rules of Hygiene / You might try taking a bath and there is something called a tooth brush and tooth paste. The book will explain how to use it. That fishy smell will disappear.

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2610466]BTW BJ and Swaggs, here is a link that might help with that fishy smell you two keep smelling (BOOKlink: Basic Hygiene Principles by Marry Jane Brainless: :;bBeginners level rules of Hygiene / You might try taking a bath and there is something called a tooth brush and tooth paste. The book will explain how to use it. That fishy smell will disappear.[/QUOTE]I do not know about the Daytona board. But I have PM'd with him here and he appeared pretty legit and nothing resembling anything other than a str8 up hobbyist.

Brings back memories of you guys talking about his Coin and his Seed. LMAO. No offense meant pharmaguy.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2611028]I do not know about the Daytona board. But I have PM'd with him here and he appeared pretty legit and nothing resembling anything other than a str8 up hobbyist.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2610189]Actually I am CIA. Smart bunch of guy's on this tread hey Chris LOL ha ha.[/QUOTE]What's up my friend. Sorry but after people hear that I call you a friend, they will think me and you are the same person! LOL.

Jonah is the man!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2611744]What's up my friend. Sorry but after people hear that I call you a friend, they will think me and you are the same person! LOL.

Jonah is the man!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Chris5 needs a new wingman now that Montes went Houdini.

Please resist the extreme temptation! Its difficult to once you fall under his spell so you must fight it! Once he starts in with his OBT theme song it's over. I will give you a little song sample so you can prepare yourself.

It's a little Diddy that goes like this:

Rollin' in my rusted 5. 0.

With my Fag'top down so my hairs can blow.

The girlies on standby, now their running away, don't know why?

Did you stop? No, my stang broke, so I rolled by.

Kept pushing my ride on to the next stop.

I busted a left and I'm heading to my favorite needle spot.

That spot was dead Yo.

So I continued to OBT blossom park yeah dude!

Listen I'm not going to deny his talent level for writing hit rap songs but you must remain vigilent!

Jonah the second you start hearing the beat you run, you run like you stole it.

P Fuqn G
'The defender against all douchebaggery '

So hey, does anyone know Montes new handle yet?. Boy I miss that guy.

Classic, I think I actually saw a car matching this description rollin down OBT the other day.

Sox man out.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2612267]Chris5 needs a new wingman now that Montes went Houdini.

Please resist the extreme temptation! Its difficult to once you fall under his spell so you must fight it! Once he starts in with his OBT theme song it's over. I will give you a little song sample so you can prepare yourself.

It's a little Diddy that goes like this:

Rollin' in my rusted 5. 0.

With my Fag'top down so my hairs can blow.

The girlies on standby, now their running away, don't know why?

Did you stop? No, my stang broke, so I rolled by.

Kept pushing my ride on to the next stop.

I busted a left and I'm heading to my favorite needle spot.

That spot was dead Yo.

So I continued to OBT blossom park yeah dude!

Listen I'm not going to deny his talent level for writing hit rap songs but you must remain vigilent!

Jonah the second you start hearing the beat you run, you run like you stole it.

P Fuqn G
'The defender against all douchebaggery '

So hey, does anyone know Montes new handle yet?. Boy I miss that guy.[/QUOTE]

Don't do it Jonah!! You guys never have to worry about seeing me on the trail. That place scares me. Not the women. Some strange people down there at night. I had to stop for fuel once there at night. I was offered everything from "Some rock" to a guy pippings his wife for $40. Then I swore three guy's followed me for a few miles. I had a death grip on my 1911 the whole time. Locked and loaded. If I tried to do a date down there, I would probably end up with a Katlin he / she, get robbed, end up in the slammer, and get some interesting ink for my friends and neighbors to read, all in the same night.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2612901]Your post history tells akl, not the bs you write I'm here. I read all your posts starting from #1 and it gives a clear vision of who / what you are.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Well thank you sawg. I am glad you now have a life. Looking at mine. Have fun.

Not saying it's true but it would not surprise me one bit, the stripes don't fall far from the tree. Must Be needing a new ride the 5. 0 is wore out. Swags unfortunately you know him better than all of us, is this a possibility? How else would she get to his 2nd stomping grounds and all the reviews he has given her? It's a scary thought that one of us could walk into this situation set up by another monger.

Amber Rose.

Don't know if this is true? Maybe we should ask Chris 5.

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...ipped/33332172[/URL]

BEWARE DANGEROUS robbed and pistol whipped - 59.

Posted: Saturday, September 12,2015 12:43 AM.

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BEWARE DANGEROUS robbed and pistol whipped - 59.

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2615356]Not saying it's true but it would not surprise me one bit, the stripes don't fall far from the tree. Must Be needing a new ride the 5. 0 is wore out. Swags unfortunately you know him better than all of us, is this a possibility? How else would she get to his 2nd stomping grounds and all the reviews he has given her? It's a scary thought that one of us could walk into this situation set up by another monger.

Amber Rose.

Don't know if this is true? Maybe we should ask Chris 5.

[URL]http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/Fem...ipped/33332172[/URL]

BEWARE DANGEROUS robbed and pistol whipped - 59.

Posted: Saturday, September 12,2015 12:43 AM.

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BEWARE DANGEROUS robbed and pistol whipped - 59.[/QUOTE]Nope not true at all. No one got robbed at gunpoint by anyone. If you are dumb enough to believe everything you read on the internet (and I think you are) then you deserve what ever happens to your dumb ass! LOL! Feel of believe whatever you chose about me personally, I think I have shown I don't give a fuck! My life goes on everyday. And for person that posted that ad I say this. There is a code that you broke. Posting gun robbing ad's that are not true will backfire on you. I could say that I heard that a certain provider on here also robs clients with guns and knives! The truth will come out.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2614220]Mickey the's facilities. Get it, the's LOL.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Hey, what happens in the restroom at McDonald's stays in the restroom at McDonald's. Like they say, it's all fun and games until the cops show up.

Too funny.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2615405]I am concerned about her disappearance.

Having her phone shutoff is uncharacteristic.

Did one of you white knights make her an offer she couldn't refuse? Come clean!! LOL.[/QUOTE]I don't want to minimize the possible seriousness of her disappearance, however I have it on good authority that the [B][i]Great White Knight[/i][/B], Chris5, was NOT the one to offer her a deal she couldn't refuse.

In fact, quite the opposite. Chris5 finally got in to see Michele last week. And afterwards, when he only offered her a donation of 10 dollars, she told him she was going to stick it up his ass. Then when he told her she should try it, she shoved a firecracker right up his idiot ass, and lit the fuse!

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To all you pussies on here whining about that beitch Michelle 1 disappearing!! LOL! Grow a set of fucking balls!!

She will NOT be missed!

Pussy ass mongers!

Chris5.

I usually post on another site but I do read here and have decided to start. Chris5, your words say exactly what people think. I've seen here many times. It's her job, she does it good, very sweet. Lots of people wish it was you who is missing. She's a person and no one should wish bad shit on people. Except on you. I know your campaigning for douchebag of the year and your winning. The reality, you want the better girls but can't afford it. Every single girl I've seen that knows you or has met you just laughs about you. It's a running joke.

The Capt.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2616162]To all you pussies on here whining about that beitch Michelle 1 disappearing!! LOL! Grow a set of fucking balls!!

She will NOT be missed!

Pussy ass mongers!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]A mother was standing watching a parade and heard saying, "How come everyone is out of step but my Chrissy?"

If a lengthy list of paid prostitutes won't see you, trust me, the issue isn't them. Are you the only one that doesn't realize that fact?

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2616162]To all you pussies on here whining about that beitch Michelle 1 disappearing!! LOL! Grow a set of fucking balls!!

She will NOT be missed!

Pussy ass mongers!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]In my posts I even went ahead and upgraded your stock hard-top black stang rental

To a rockin' ragtop 5. 0.!!!

And I still can't get any respect.

I can't win.

I give up.

Dude! You are such a tough guy. I have'nt had the pleasure of meeting michelle but she seemed to be a good provider. So it would make perfect sense for the normal guy to hope she hasn't met any harm! Since you are a flaming douche, your take on her is to be expected. Only wish you were the one no one has heard from!

[QUOTE=BoatCapt;2616438]I usually post on another site but I do read here and have decided to start. Chris5, your words say exactly what people think. I've seen here many times. It's her job, she does it good, very sweet. Lots of people wish it was you who is missing. She's a person and no one should wish bad shit on people. Except on you. I know your campaigning for douchebag of the year and your winning. The reality, you want the better girls but can't afford it. Every single girl I've seen that knows you or has met you just laughs about you. It's a running joke.

The Capt.[/QUOTE]Regardless if you are truly a new bee or a reincarnation of a previous handle, your perception of Sissy Chrissy is spot on! Thanks for your input here publicly!