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Blonde vixen is back for a limited time
Hey pervs! Want your cajones cleaned out on the cheap? Are you about as discriminating as a dolphin? I'm not offering, by the way. Not even for JoyDay level money. But you know who is? Blonde Vixen. She used to advertise on an old site called Backpage and now she is back because she needs the cash. I've seen her occasionally since 2014 or so, usually for a car date beebeebeejay for forty or fifty buckers. And it is always splendid. But she was always in Pickens or Seneca or some shit and that's way too far for me because I'm a lazy-ass even when my schwing schwong needs some TLC. And I don't mean the mediocre 90's girl group.
Anyway, she is living in a room in Anderson giving massages with her hands and mouth and big ol' bazongas. I am just getting over a cold (not contagious anymore, FYI) so I've got a few weeks of future children treating my scrotum like a fucking escape room, and every time I see my wife she is bitching about Apple products or her cell service or how her Facebook game cheats or something else I don't remember because I stopped listening. So I called the BV and drove down I-85 past all the billboards advertising jack shacks. That shit astounds me! Never in my life did I think I would see mainstream advertising for AMPs, but there you have it. Anyway, she's drama-free with scheduling. You don't have to buy her a gawddamn zima or mich ultra to prove you're not LE. You don't have to worry about some illiterate who thinks he's Drake waiting to rob you.
That said, she's no Dove Cameron. Not even Candace Cameron Bure. But she's better than Kirk Cameron, and she is skilled. Let me clarify. She's not ugly, she is just kind of below average. She's about 30 pounds overweight, but so am I. However, her service is great. She's full on GFE. This is the first time I've ever had FS with her, and it was intense. Her BBBJ is unique. Slow and soft, like the Redskins LB pass coverage. Her bajingo is super snug. I think she'll let you put your dirty how-do-you-do in her seabiscuit without a rubber thing on it, but I covered up and went to town like a guy who goes into town to have sex. Turned her over and she has some comfy cushion but it wasn't too fresh. I tried to edge my whizzle into her rumper room but she said not today. BUT next time give her some notice and she will let me put my dinosaur in her tar pit (my words, not hers).
After a bit, I really just wanted a beej, so I took off the latex, washed up and sat in a chair (covered with a towel because you guys are gross) and let her nurse all the cum out of my cock in a loving and glorious manner. I jizzed into her mouth, which she choked on a bit, then wrapped her big tiddies around my d00 d to take the rest and I erupted a second time almost immediately! It was super intense and I can't recall having that ever happening before! Yay me!
She told me I was sexy (I am), we cleaned up and chatted (mostly her telling me how horrible her life is and that her boyfriend is upset she's sucking dick for money but he won't get a job so he's SOL). We never talked about a donation but I left 100.
L-4.
A-10.
S-9.
E-see above.
R- maybe. Maybe not. I dunno. Like I said, she's far. She may not be doing this much longer, her looks are fading quicker than a liberal will wish for your death if you don't agree with them, but her service is really good and drama free and cheap and she'll let me doink her in the dumper so there's that. I guess we'll just see, won't we. By the way, don't pay attention to the address in the ad. It's wrong.
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Curious about that one too.
[QUOTE=MagicStixx;4069952]Hello gentleman does anyone have any intell?
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Thanks,
Stixx.[/QUOTE]Saw that one just a few minutes ago, and got on here to look for reviews.
Thinking about getting in touch with her myself, but almost looks TGTBT.