Was over in Hoover and decided to make a late night run to Foot. Needed a massage and figured what the hell. Big mistake. Girl as usual knew about 4 words. Hard, soft, etc. Wanted it deep in a few areas and was not getting it. After telling her a few times and she not understanding, I finally gave up and just went along. I could tell nothing was even about to take place. All the covering in all the right places. Anyway when I got up to pay, she points at the menu of services and points to the hour selection with a perplexed look on her face. So I give her 60 and drink my cup of water. Meanwhile she's looking at my bills as if she can't tell a 20 from a pineapple. And then she goes "teep. " I said excuse me. She says " I get teep. " I said not from me you don't. I told her that the massage was not that good and if you wanted a tip, you need to do something extra. She looked at me with the look of " I have no idea what you just said. " And on that note I took my dum-dum sucker and left. Needless to say, I wasn't looking for extras, but don't ask me for a fucking tip.
