Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]Historically, this has been, year in and year out, the gold standard of terrible spa experiences. I went two or three times a decade ago, and left once just disgusted. However, it has stayed in business, maybe it is better now.

You could always TOFFT?[/QUOTE]Lotus usually has some choices and you need to shop carefully before you place your order. I used to be a regular but stopped after a terrible experience a few months ago (and another bad experience long before that). I went back a few days ago. I rejected the 1st and 2nd girls. Mamasan just brought in the 3rd girl and said "Give me some money", in a very nasty tone. The 3rd girl was cute but mamasan was too nasty and I walked out (unescorted), mamasan bitched at me in Korean. As I walked away, I spotted a 4th girl at the candy dish, who was fat and sloppy. I was surprised that there were that many girls available.

When you get a good attendant, the place can be fine. It is hit and miss, just like most of the other places. I don't hesitate to walk out if I don't see something that looks good and acts friendly during the initial introduction. Mamasan can be nasty.

I'll stay away for a few months before I try that place again.

Horsetrader

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Am I reading this right: 2.6 Bengies for a R&T???

If I walk into an AMP and get quoted 1.0 for the house, I know I'm getting jerked off, but in the wrong way. Then right back out the door I go.[/QUOTE]My bad, Im new at this. $.0...but yes, I still got jerked off in more way than 1!

Was in the mood for a AMP massage yesterday and decided to try Alberto's once again. To my surprise, the house fee is now $80. With everyone hurting for business, why would you increase fees now?

The reason the prices go up is because there are fewer patrons visiting them. And the overhead and upkeep stays the same. Knowing this, " what would you do #1499".

So in order to stay in business, the MP owners must try to make up for lost revenues. To do this the prices have to go up. Otherwise the MP's are out of business.

It's a catch 22. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

These people have to be able to survive for at least the next two years to make it thru this depression.

A business is a business is a business is a business.

HM

The little man that just left office put this country into jeopardy for the crumbs off the table.

[QUOTE=Hetero Man]The reason the prices go up is because there are fewer patrons visiting them. And the overhead and upkeep stays the same. Knowing this, " what would you do #1499".

So in order to stay in business, the MP owners must try to make up for lost revenues. To do this the prices have to go up. Otherwise the MP's are out of business.

It's a catch 22. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

These people have to be able to survive for at least the next two years to make it thru this depression.

A business is a business is a business is a business.

HM

The little man that just left office put this country into jeopardy for the crumbs off the table.[/QUOTE]Most people will reduce the number of times they visit the AMP's so they will lose more income and business.

[QUOTE=Member #1499]Was in the mood for a AMP massage yesterday and decided to try Alberto's once again. To my surprise, the house fee is now $80. With everyone hurting for business, why would you increase fees now?[/QUOTE]


Maybe they finally upgraded from that 45 yo Koreaen with bad breath. The only words she ever said were no and yes. She said them 15-20 times during every massage no matter how many times you went in there. I do miss Cindy 'Long Hair' though. She was a special lady.

Actually she is 42 years old and really nice. Her breath was light with cigarette. Very beautiful. She gave me her phone #. I'm seeing her at her place. There's nothing wrong with her. I'm in love.

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Maybe they finally upgraded from that 45 yo Koreaen with bad breath. The only words she ever said were no and yes. She said them 15-20 times during every massage no matter how many times you went in there. I do miss Cindy 'Long Hair' though. She was a special lady.[/QUOTE]They upgraded to a 40 something yo Lisa, but I can't say she is anything to brag about either. I also miss Cindy and Candy, they were always pleasant and understandable.

[QUOTE=Hetero Man]The reason the prices go up is because there are fewer patrons visiting them. And the overhead and upkeep stays the same. Knowing this, " what would you do #1499".

So in order to stay in business, the MP owners must try to make up for lost revenues. To do this the prices have to go up. Otherwise the MP's are out of business.

It's a catch 22. You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

These people have to be able to survive for at least the next two years to make it thru this depression.

A business is a business is a business is a business.

HM

The little man that just left office put this country into jeopardy for the crumbs off the table.[/QUOTE]


Mayhaps all the MP's and the Amps should all get together and apply for a piece of the Stimulus package. Shouldn't all those billions go where it would help us mongers???

Good idea!

I'm reporting for the first time. I've been reading all the reports on this forum and decided to check out JNW Sat. Afternoon. Was greeted by "Jo" who had a smokin body. We did the usual have you been here before stuff and then she led me to the room. I asked if there were any others there, since I prefer rather thin girls. She said no that she was the only one. I said ok, and away we went. She left to take a shower and returned in full glory. There wasn't much 4play, and I felt a little rushed in that she was not up for any gymnastics. CG as fast as her little hips would move and it was over. All in all, it was good. Probably return but would be more assertive. 6 for the 45 min, 1. 0 for the rest. Looks 9, attitude 6, overall 8.

Jay

New to the forum, just wanted to give some info back after reading it for awhile now.

Went to JHC for the first time last weekend. Had to pay .7 up front for just the massage (hour session). The girl was average looking, she said she was half-Japanese and half-Chinese. They asked me how I heard about them and I said a friend told me about it. They tried to get more details but I just re-iterated a friend recommended me. For the first half hour it was just a massage but she was very good about asking how I liked it and how hard I wanted her to rub. She barely spoke any english but eventually came out forthright and asked me if I wanted a HJ or FS. I chose the FS for $. I think the HJ was .7. She provided the condom and have a decent BJ before we did both Asian Cowgirl and Missionary for maybe 10-15 minutes. She finished me off with a HJ. She wiped me down after it. The weird part for me was she insisted on dressing me. I have never had this happen anywhere else, but I havent been to many AMP's. Can someone explain the reason behind this to me please? She asked for the $ after she dressed me and I tried to tip her but she refused which confuses me even more. Since when do girls refuse extra tips?

Anyways thats my 2 cents, hope its helpful to someone.

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[QUOTE=Paradox1213]New to the forum, just wanted to give some info back after reading it for awhile now.

Went to JHC for the first time last weekend. Had to pay .7 up front for just the massage (hour session). The girl was average looking, she said she was half-Japanese and half-Chinese. They asked me how I heard about them and I said a friend told me about it. They tried to get more details but I just re-iterated a friend recommended me. For the first half hour it was just a massage but she was very good about asking how I liked it and how hard I wanted her to rub. She barely spoke any english but eventually came out forthright and asked me if I wanted a HJ or FS. I chose the FS for $. I think the HJ was .7. She provided the condom and have a decent BJ before we did both Asian Cowgirl and Missionary for maybe 10-15 minutes. She finished me off with a HJ. She wiped me down after it. The weird part for me was she insisted on dressing me. I have never had this happen anywhere else, but I havent been to many AMP's. Can someone explain the reason behind this to me please? She asked for the $ after she dressed me and I tried to tip her but she refused which confuses me even more. Since when do girls refuse extra tips?

Anyways thats my 2 cents, hope its helpful to someone.

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Great first report. FYI the $ was the tip, the girls at JHHC are some of the most accommodating around, I've even been told that the tip was to large on one visit, and was promised extras on my next visit.( Search my reports for 'slip and slide') I would suggest asking for the table shower when you go in, it lets you and your new friend get better acquainted, as well as a turn on. It also let's them know your hygiene habits and gives them a better easel to work with. Lily, the MMS has one hell of a memory, aided, I think, by her caller ID, and will give the girls quick summary of your preferences before you are taken to your room. Again, Good hunting, and keep up the fine reports.

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Mayhaps all the MP's and the Amps should all get together and apply for a piece of the Stimulus package. Shouldn't all those billions go where it would help us mongers???[/QUOTE]

I get stimulated every time I go.
GTR

Went back to BS today. Asked for my favorite and she was not there. Amy, who is new, has a beautiful slender body (which seems rare these days). She was good, not quite up to par with my favorite (PM if you want that name), but promised more next time. I will likely give her another try.