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Is there not something, somewhere which guarantees us the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Yet when some industry springs up whose business model reduces to helping men pursue happiness, the government spends untold amounts of our money to shut them down, put the owners, workers, and sometimes customers in jail, and deprive half the population of their inalienable rights.

It's time for change fellow punters. Forget Hillary, Obama, Huckabee, and all the others. Vote LexLuther!

If you send me a $20.00 campaign contribution I'll send you a free Punter's Populist Party bumper sticker. This is a beautiful sticker which is oval in shape (with the major axis running vertically), pink in color, and comes complete with real Asian c**t hair fringe.

I'm LexLuther and I approve of this message.

[quote]You'd always see guys going in and taking their time and then coming out later, it was pretty obvious," recalled bar patron Scott Hager.[/quote]

What, the ten mile wide shit eating grin?

I hate just blatantly asking for intel but.... Does anyone know where June from 1818 went? I was told it was the same June from NOVA establishments and she was one of my ATF providers.

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The big problem with AMPs is the same problem you have with anything in this country which relates to men, women, and their attitudes toward each other. Due to our pilgrim forebears, we have all inherited a most fucked up attitude toward sex. Americans are basically afraid of sex and of their own sexuality. They are also, incidentally, opposed to healthy fun and enjoyment.

At different periods in our history (the 60's for example) various movements have arisen which have tried to oppose these unfortunate attributes of our national character. But eventually they were all doomed to failure. It's no accident that the only place to enjoy a natural massage with perhaps a happy ending is an AMP. Asians, in my experience, have the healthiest attitudes toward how one leads a happy and healthy life.

I wish that those of us who love and enjoy AMPs would rise up and lobby for the acceptance of these establishments which provide a much needed outlet for our natural need for pleasure and sexual release.

LexLuther

I do not post here very often but I do read this forum everyday. I saw the report on the news, and I must confess I am beggining to get worried about this. When one AMP gets busted, the others are sure to ollow sooner or later. I don't want to be a fatalistc bastard, but I am simply worried that another black wednsday might be making its way to D. C, our sanctuary of fun and pleasure. I totally agree with you Lex, our women (Western) simply have too many issues, they are lacking in feminity, attitude, and everything else we men have always looked for in them, which is why we find ourselves visiting AMPs, it is the only way that we can be with women that truly know how to please a man and make him happy. From my numerous 2 year experiences with AMP's and personal relationships with Asian women, I can say that these women are TRUE WOMEN, they know how to please you and make you happy, they have something that Western women are lacking. A HEART! I really hope that anther black wednsday doesn't come our way again. I really hope not.

Does anyone have any idea where Laura (Xena the Warrior Princess) might be working? She is a big but very pretty Korean girl that is very tall and a bit muscular. Also, she has a a few tattoos (one is a sun tattoo around her navel). She was working at Rio but I called and was told that she is no longer there. I would really like to see her and would greatly appreciate any help.

Thanks

I was there the day it was busted. I had a bad feeling and was thinking it was being watched at minimum (for various reasons, been at this long enough to trust my sense and observations). One guy, and he was loud, at the door kept asking when he could come back and was kind of arguing with the mama-san. I was thinking WTF, then thought--I wonder if he is a cop. Next thing I know I read in the post they were busted.

The stories are BS with the "Its a nice neighborhood we don't need those kind of people hanging around." Um, there are two strip clubs, and guys who drop $$$ at AMPs aren't bums by any stretch of the imagination. I see far worse bums and vagrants loitering around Georgetown waiting to rob people on Saturday night.

Yet ANOTHER Amp gone.

By the way, the name I mentioned below (Punter's Populist Party) is the short name for my organization. The real name is Punter's Populist Party United to Sustain Sexuality Indefinitely (P-P-PUSSI). For we believe in truth that if any of those other wankers get elected, sexuality (your sexuality) will soon be a thing of the past.

So if your sexuality means anything to you and to your enjoyment of life, send LexLuther whatever kind of campaign contribution you can. I promise that if I get elected I will put an end to this willy nilly closing of the AMPs. An AMP is a business like any other. They create wealth while providing an important and valuable service which we all believe in partaking of as often as possible. For this reason, my administration will get behind putting AMPs on every street in every city of this country. Why we'll even have AMPs on Pennsylvania Avenue, just down from the White House. No longer will you have to drive from Capitol Hill to Anacostia just to get a smoky little cracked out street walker. Nor will you have to compromise your safety by going to the few knock joints near the old New York Avenue Market.

We'll have floors and floors of ready willing and able fuckstresses of all descriptions selling their wares in renovated older retail locations throughout the city. Competition is American and in this industry it will bring down the costs and bring up the quality like you would not believe.

These women want to do this. They also want you to feel you are getting a good deal so you will return time after time. There even some schemes afoot to do micro lending to these workers so they can loan the cost of a one hours around the world vacation to the punter who thinks he can't afford that kind of an experience.

This usurious lending will indeed create great wealth which will stinulate other asian women to come in offering whatever it is they do best. This is a new approach to economics and can clearly be seen to advantage the disadvantaged over their more educated contemporaries.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I urge you to get behind my scheme and to back us with your dollars. Thanks.

I'm LexLuther and I approve of this announcement.

Once again visited Supra, this time for a session with Maya. By far she has had the best English of any provider I’ve ever seen there. When I asked where she came from, she said ‘New York’ in a sassy way. Her breasts were definitely pumped up with silicone. While giving me French, she slipped on a beret so smoothly that I did not even notice it. She has magic hands. We did cowgirl, then I bent her over the table for a firm, full doggy finish. Phew.

The one thing that made me nervous was the way that she seemed to be sizing me up for marital prospects after the session. It wouldn’t be the first time a provider has fished for a proposal from me—I couldn’t tell if she’s joking, passing the time or serious. I deflected her questions and we walked arm-in-arm to the door, where she and the mama-san bid me good night and happy returns.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]By the way, the name I mentioned below (Punter's Populist Party) is the short name for my organization. The real name is Punter's Populist Party United to Sustain Sexuality Indefinitely (P-P-PUSSI). For we believe in truth that if any of those other wankers get elected, sexuality (your sexuality) will soon be a thing of the past.

So if your sexuality means anything to you and to your enjoyment of life, send LexLuther whatever kind of campaign contribution you can. I promise that if I get elected I will put an end to this willy nilly closing of the AMPs. An AMP is a business like any other. They create wealth while providing an important and valuable service which we all believe in partaking of as often as possible. For this reason, my administration will get behind putting AMPs on every street in every city of this country. Why we'll even have AMPs on Pennsylvania Avenue, just down from the White House. No longer will you have to drive from Capitol Hill to Anacostia just to get a smoky little cracked out street walker. Nor will you have to compromise your safety by going to the few knock joints near the old New York Avenue Market.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I urge you to get behind my scheme and to back us with your dollars. Thanks.

I'm LexLuther and I approve of this announcement. [/QUOTE]LOL.

Great idea, Lex. Tell me, though, what about taxation? I'm just sayin. I would vote for ya, but don't they need to pay taxes like the rest of us? (those of us who actually 'pay', that is.)

Btw, my check is in the mail.

Selah!

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Thanks!

Be Safe,
Aman

I read about the bust. I also noticed that they still had an ad in Friday's WP.

Ravane,

You've brought up an important point. Right now the AMP workers as well as the AMP owners and probably everyone else who has anything at all to do with AMPs are actually violating a serious law. That is tax evasion. No one in this industry is paying taxes. And this applies to just about everyone from the Korean Taxi driver who moves the girls around the country to the Korean dry wall mechanic who puts up the flimsy walls to separate the punters from one another to the Korean absentee owner to the mamasan and all of the lovely girls who actually do the work in such places.

This must be corrected. As your president, Lex will let KAI (Korean Amp Industry) know that he can put a stop to all this harrassment from people like the police, health department, etc.. In return, they will all have to pay taxes. And once again in return we'll give them all licenses to operate. The girls will actually get weekly exams by a qualified doctor. Everyone will be safer and happier.

The wives of married punters will be happier because their punter husbands will usually be in a good mood since he has a reliable piece of Asian poontang on which he can rely and recommend to all of his punter friends.

This will truly be the best of all worlds.

I'm LexLuther and I approve this message.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Right now the AMP workers as well as the AMP owners and probably everyone else who has anything at all to do with AMPs are actually violating a serious law. That is tax evasion. No one in this industry is paying taxes...This must be corrected...In return, they will all have to pay taxes. And once again in return we'll give them all licenses to operate. The girls will actually get weekly exams by a qualified doctor. Everyone will be safer and happier.[/QUOTE]

Lex - Would this be considered a "Sin Tax" or a "Luxury Tax"?

And like everything else in business, the new cost of doing business would be passed on to the consumer.

But count me onboard anyways!

Excellent question Drew. We're not going to call it a sin tax because that has negative connotations and we wish to bring these activities out into the light of day if you will. We're not going to call it a luxury tax because we believe a good massage with some sort of release is not a luxury but the right of every American with a working pair of cojones. What we are in fact talking about are the kinds of taxes, licensing fees, etc. which every other business owner must pay and the kind of income taxes that every working American pays.

It's true that the industry will turn around and pass those extra expenses on to the punter. But our studies have shown that the number of AMPs will explode. With more competition will come lower prices. We also believe that tipping a lady for her services (beyond the massage) will be much less expensive than it is today. The reason you pay such exhorbitant tips today is that in effect you are compensating this young woman for providing a service which is essentially illegal. Anyone who knows economics knows that when an individual or business takes risks for the benefit of the consumer, they expect to be compensated for that. Our aim is to reduce or eliminate this risk for the AMP industry.

In addition, although few people discuss this fact, the punter normally takes a risk every time he visits an AMP. If he is not risking his life in a crappy, poorly lit neighborhood, he is certainly risking it when he engages in certain activities behind the curtain. Having the girls examined and certified as healthy will reduce or eliminate this risk.

Then there's the risk of his nighttime foray being reported to his SO. With the number of knock shops which we expect to see, they can be made less conspicuous.

I'm LexLuther and I approve this message.

Have I created a monster?

Worried.

Lax