Massage Parlor Reports

The place is very nice inside and I got a great rub but no tug. No extras were offered or even hinted. However, it was the best message I'd had in a long time. Girl was cute and English was so-so. Maybe some one else would have better luck than me in the extra department.


[QUOTE=Jaws Iii]Sure hope it works. It does look too above board. Looking forward to a report. It's not too far from my operating area, I might take a dive myself in a week or two. My guess is that if there is anything there it will take a while to crack the nut and it might be very limited.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]

I posted this in the Sarasota form also but wanted to pass it on to anyone that travels this state like I do. I Was in Bradenton today so I thought I would try out the Aroma Spa on Cortez. I was thinking it would be similar to FT and TG in Pinellas. It isn't. I am out $20 for a 20 minunte light rub and crappy HJ. For less than that, you can go to FT or TG and leave very happy. Will not repeat.

"I had a 1/2 hour session with Gia. She is hot and talented. Not exactly what I was looking for, but great experience. I will probably try someone else next time. "

Very well said, Gentleman 100. I think unless the provider lies or does not provide the services as advertised, we should remember that they have feelings and are trying to make a living. I would think there is a good chance that many providers look at these reviews. A balanced approach is always appropriate.

[QUOTE=Edw Burns]Most providers have a great time with me:

1. I am charming

2. I am polite

3. I am good looking (not perfect, but I pass the reasonabless test)

4. And I have a beer can-sized unit (Fosters 40 oz. Lager size when ready for action).[/QUOTE]

Did I mention that when I "splooge", it is like when you shake the Fosters can then pop the tab ----> SPOOOOSH all over the place. :)

Try that visual. As always, be safe.

I bet her face looks very charming and an artistic piece worth saving. :}

Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Did I mention that when I "splooge", it is like when you shake the Fosters can then pop the tab ----> SPOOOOSH all over the place. :)

Try that visual. As always, be safe.[/QUOTE]

I had an Ok session with Cameron. She's really attractive, but NO BBBJ and she says she never offers a GFE at 73rd. She says she only offers that outside and for more money. She's basically completely mechanical and is clearly faking that she actually gives a damn. Gia was fun, Saundra was attractive and fun, and Lindsey was awesome. I miss Wendy, her sessions were multiple pop orgies!

[QUOTE=Rjinstpete]I had an Ok session with Cameron. She's really attractive, but NO BBBJ and she says she never offers a GFE at 73rd. She says she only offers that outside and for more money. She's basically completely mechanical and is clearly faking that she actually gives a damn. Gia was fun, Saundra was attractive and fun, and Lindsey was awesome. I miss Wendy, her sessions were multiple pop orgies![/QUOTE]That's ashame about Cameron. Her pics are some of the most appealing. Thanks for the heads up. I was going to try and see her but will skip and try and catch Saundra now.

[QUOTE=Rjinstpete]I had an Ok session with Cameron. She's really attractive, but NO BBBJ and she says she never offers a GFE at 73rd. She says she only offers that outside and for more money. She's basically completely mechanical and is clearly faking that she actually gives a damn. Gia was fun, Saundra was attractive and fun, and Lindsey was awesome. I miss Wendy, her sessions were multiple pop orgies![/QUOTE]

I will try to keep this one short. I think that some people just do not understand women. In short, women use their mind more than guys do. I am a true ladies man, so women do not need to "fake it" with me.

The secret for all women: talk to them as if they were a princess (someone special). Treat them special (or at least nice), and you both will enjoy the experience.

Obviously I was not privvy to any details from RJ's session, but my guess, if she was "faking it", it was because there was a creepy factor going on (no offense intended). Remove any negative factor with the ladies = Win/Win situation.

In conclusion: being from Orlando (the high-priced MP wasteland of Florida), you nerds, spazz, geeks, poseurs, N00b, and dorks need to occasionally put down the Xbox (I know dude, you have obtained Level 12 Mage/Warrior on Warcraft) and learn how to communicate with women. You will enjoy your visits to 73rd better and we will all be better for it.

End of rant. Cameron: you look like a true sweetheart.

Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]I will try to keep this one short. I think that some people just do not understand women. In short, women use their mind more than guys do. I am a true ladies man, so women do not need to "fake it" with me. The secret for all women: talk to them as if they were a princess (someone special). Treat them special (or at least nice), and you both will enjoy the experience.

Obviously I was not privvy to any details from RJ's session, but my guess, if she was "faking it", it was because there was a creepy factor going on (no offense intended). Remove any negative factor with the ladies = Win/Win situation. In conclusion: being from Orlando (the high-priced MP wasteland of Florida), you nerds, spazz, geeks, poseurs, N00b, and dorks need to occasionally put down the Xbox (I know dude, you have obtained Level 12 Mage/Warrior on Warcraft) and learn how to communicate with women. You will enjoy your visits to 73rd better and we will all be better for it.

End of rant. Cameron: you look like a true sweetheart.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]


While I agree with some of your points, I think most of us who have been around for a while, have encountered a provider or two that "fakes" during a session or provides a less than stellar experience. I don't think being a true ladies man has anything to do with those situations. Sometimes the negative factor is the lady herself. That's why a lot of the true "fakes" have been called out in the forum in various threads by several senior members who have all had similar, poor experiences. I doubt any of those reviews would have been better if the provider was treated like a princess.

With that said, I do think that how you treat someone matters and I always have. Unfortunately, there are some women out there who are not true gentlemen's ladies, just as the flipside for our gender exists.

Best of luck and be safe

[QUOTE=Rjinstpete]I had an Ok session with Cameron. She's really attractive, but NO BBBJ and she says she never offers a GFE at 73rd. She says she only offers that outside and for more money. She's basically completely mechanical and is clearly faking that she actually gives a damn. Gia was fun, Saundra was attractive and fun, and Lindsey was awesome. I miss Wendy, her sessions were multiple pop orgies![/QUOTE]I've had a session with Cameron and had a very nice time. Unlike almost all other providers she is actually worth having a conversation with. Yeah yeah, I know, if you wanted to have a conversation with a woman you'd just stay at home, but still she's not an empty headed sex machine and I found that to be a plus. In addition to that, she's quite beautiful and somewhat playful.

I have no interest in BBBJ or GFE, so those aspects of your disappointment are ones that wouldn't pertain to me.

As far as mechanical and faking -- I thought she was quite pleasant. [i]Victoria at PT[/i] is mechanical and doesn't even bother faking. Personally, I don't expect an Academy Award level performance. I give these girls all the credit in the world for what they do. Sure they are getting paid, but how enthusiastic would you be if you had to "spend some quality time" all day with a bunch of women you wouldn't ordinarily touch with a 10 foot pole?

Being that these ladies aren't professional actresses, I'd think that, unless you're just an Adonis, some true enthusiasm from them might not come until you've seen them multiple times, treated them decent, and they remember you and look forward to spending a half hour with someone who seems to give a darn about them.

Granted, I think that no matter what you do, Victoria is going to be mechanical. It's just her style. She's that way with everybody. She's a fine and pleasant person, but her delivery is what it is.

My two cents.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Did I mention that when I "splooge", it is like when you shake the Fosters can then pop the tab ----> SPOOOOSH all over the place. :)

Try that visual. As always, be safe.[/QUOTE]

The videotaping of clients at 73rd aromatherapy studios (not to be confused with Universal Studios) has been very well reported on this forum (do your own search of past postings here). So given the content of this video... "fosters beer and gentleman" ....maybe they caught you on their candid cameras, too [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiZZmxSl_8w[/url]

Coming (like a Foster's being popped) to an adult video store near you. :)

Stopped by 73rd today and had an awesome time with Saundra.

Fantastic body and super fun.

[QUOTE=Mongeur]As far as mechanical and faking -- I thought she was quite pleasant. [i]Victoria at PT[/i] is mechanical and doesn't even bother faking.

Sure they are getting paid, but how enthusiastic would you be if you had to "spend some quality time" all day with a bunch of women you wouldn't ordinarily touch with a 10 foot pole?

Granted, I think that no matter what you do, Victoria is going to be mechanical. It's just her style. She's that way with everybody. She's a fine and pleasant person, but her delivery is what it is.

My two cents.[/QUOTE]Actually, Victoria was the only girl at PT that I wouldn't repeat a visit with. I too found her mechanical and boring during a FS visit, odd considering she isn't especially cute. So I always asked if there is a "new girl" when I visit if she answered the door. The new girls I've met there were much cuter and nicer ;)

I've been considering to try 73rd Aromatherapy since many of the reports here are favorable.

Lindsey looks great to me. Checking to see if anyone can offer any insight or recommendations?

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Jasper123]The reason they use "aromatherapy" is because performing unlicensed massage is a felony, but there is no such thing as unlicensed practice of aromatherapy. There is no functional difference.[/QUOTE]


As one who generally prefers the AMPs, there IS a functional difference.

AMPS -- table shower, legit massage, then the fun (which can vary). Average length of stay = 1 hour

Aromatherapy -- just the (usually non-asian) fun (which can also vary).
Average length of stay = 30 min.

Pricing not much different.

This is just my 1.5 cents