Is there life after death in Sanford?
For what it's worth, I thought I'd bring the brotherhood upto speed on a surprise observation I made in Sanford last week. On the night in question, I was headed east on SR-46/ First Street from I-4, and less than 10 blocks from the corner of French Avenue (AKA 17-9X). In the darkness, I saw what looked like the arms of a woman fluttering about as a way of calling attention to herself. As I grew closer, I noted it was a really hot looking and tall Ebony goddess wearing a tight / clingy top and mini skirt. As I passed, I heard her shouting, as if to get a ride. Naturally, I decided to get a closer look, so I circled around and came back by way of the neighborhood side street which ran perpendicular to First Street. As I got within 10 feet of her, a white boy covered in tats with rasta hair and a hoodrat vernacular told me all the amazing things this girl could and would do to me if I let the both of them take a ride with me. (Nah, I don't think so Slick; not on your best night!) I headed towards my appointed destination, and once my task for the night had been completed, I decided to take a second peek on my way home just to make sure I was not being played by Uncle LEO. Well, hell's bells, there she was, waiting to get the sign from me to jump in. And, before I could even contemplate such a deed, there HE was, trying to sell something that needed no marketing whatsoever, especially from him! He screamed so loud what she is capable of doing, I was sure anyone living in one of the buildings on 1st. Street or one of the houses behind it would have already been on the phone with LEO, so naturally, I bailed.
So; if you find yourself in that area of Sanford anytime in the near future, you may want to check out that part of town between the hours of 8-10 pm (perhaps later, but I cannot advise such intel since I was long gone from the area before 11 pm) and get a look or more for yourself. Should you score points, by all means, make sure to report your findings here!
