Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I had been looking for a southside or south suburb amp closer to my house… found a brandnew Chinese place in Lansing 3500 blk Ridge Rd that posted a Clist ad for a half hour,$20 massage. I dropped in out of curiosity and got a helluva 4 hand, 35 minute massage. The ladies worked their asses off on me. They use one of those kitchen timers and didn’t turn it on until the massage actually started. Everything is new, clean and roomy. It’s a nail place that also does massages in the rear of the salon Acted like they were very glad to see me.
Entire session was draped.[/QUOTE]


called there last week. said they weren't doin massages anymore. unless they started again? they were hooked in with the chinese place in Glen Ellen.
Barney

correction: I was referring to the place on Torrence around 197th

I think from now on when ever we get newbies asking questions on how to behave in a AMP. we poin them to these two places:
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1[/url]

[url]http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/2007/News/Sex/08/09/How-To-Get-A-Happy-Ending-From-Your-Masseuse-54.html[/url]

What's Q&Q? I googled it, but found nothing.

FYI, I made my first visit to an AMP on W. Devon last Saturday night. The woman (older, but asian so very hard for me to tell, 40? ) asked me not to tell anyone what she did.- I told her it was "our little secret". The name is changing soon, as the masseuse was asian, but the name has another continent in it (where France is).

The massage portion of my visit was fantastic. She asked me what I usually got at other places at the end, so I gestured with my hand. Not sure I would have wanted more.

$. 7 for an hour massage, extra $ wasn't asked for in advance, I tipped her a Grant, probably could have gone lower. Seems two Jacksons is the going rate.

I'm going downtown tonight (Tuesday). Looking for a good masseuse at Seven Heavens. Thanks!

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I think from now on when ever we get newbies asking questions on how to behave in a AMP. we poin them to these two places:
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1[/url]

[url]http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/2007/News/Sex/08/09/How-To-Get-A-Happy-Ending-From-Your-Masseuse-54.html[/url][/QUOTE]I can now start learning how to be a real Boy Scout!

Really HG, thanks for the nice post!

Hey Happy...

Thanks man, I needed a new website for strokin off. Anyone ever try Goddess Diana? I remeber seeing ads for some "goddess" chick around kankakee or just east of there. I think she charged like 300 for two hours. It's got me really curious about what the hell goes on with goddess worship. Does sound a little freaky though.

Stinky Strokin

[QUOTE=Barney]


correction: I was referring to the place on Torrence around 197th[/QUOTE]

Yep, no relation at all between the one that you're talking about and the one I went to.

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Anyone ever try Goddess Diana?[/QUOTE]
She has her own section here in the Chicago forum
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5214[/url]

Saw her recently. Very experienced, great massage. Draped the entire time. Everything was legit, for now. I'll see her again, let you know any updates.

Dooyano

So I smoked a bowl, and it was late sat night, so I convinced myself into going to senina as they are the ONLY ones open at 11:30.

Called papasan in advance and he was a little skeptical about me actually coming. I showed up at around 12:05.

Went in got an older lady. The same one that I've been give all 3 times I was happy before.

The Table shower was awesome, ass play, played with the member for a while, but not long enough to finish.

Gave me the soft massage. IT was awful. TRIED to get me to finish myself AS USUAL I said no, vivi always takes care of me. And she said "You lie, Vivi no hankey panky. " finally I took a chance, and told her to go get vivi. She said you talk to boss I see vivi.

Papasan came in, I told him I wanted vivi, he said don't worry I get you good girl. He did, and gave me extra time. Now get this, I won't say her name here, but I don't know where she was, but he woke her up? ! ? ! So I assume they live there.

Anyway, we did it all. ALLL.

So I guess I am in there.

So that will be my new frequent spot.

P.S.

If you are into SW, Cicero is fcking hoppin.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I think from now on when ever we get newbies asking questions on how to behave in a AMP. we poin them to these two places:
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1[/url]

[url]http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/2007/News/Sex/08/09/How-To-Get-A-Happy-Ending-From-Your-Masseuse-54.html[/url][/QUOTE]Ha, newbs. I was newb once.

HG, So I cracked Senina.

United is next.

I will be the first person to ever pull it off. Believe it!

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]So I smoked a bowl, and it was late sat night, so I convinced myself into going to senina as they are the ONLY ones open at 11:30.

Called papasan in advance and he was a little skeptical about me actually coming. I showed up at around 12:05.

Went in got an older lady. The same one that I've been give all 3 times I was happy before.

The Table shower was awesome, ass play, played with the member for a while, but not long enough to finish.

Gave me the soft massage. IT was awful. TRIED to get me to finish myself AS USUAL I said no, vivi always takes care of me. And she said "You lie, Vivi no hankey panky. " finally I took a chance, and told her to go get vivi. She said you talk to boss I see vivi.

Papasan came in, I told him I wanted vivi, he said don't worry I get you good girl. He did, and gave me extra time. Now get this, I won't say her name here, but I don't know where she was, but he woke her up? ! ? ! So I assume they live there.
[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the nice post, Ender. Confucious has now been vindicated...looks like he was right along. About the girls being instantly available when necessary--it is true. last week I called one of the popular Chinatown amps and asked for a certain girl. Lady on the phone told me she wasn't in and tried to sell me on someone else. When she saw that I wasn't going to change my mind she said --I call you back in five minute, OK?...called me back in 5 minutes and violà! my sweet & lovely was there. They must either live on the premises or in some nearby apartment.
That's why I now prefer the Chinese places. They try harder to please.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]So I smoked a bowl, and it was late sat night, so I convinced myself into going to senina as they are the ONLY ones open at 11:30.

Called papasan in advance and he was a little skeptical about me actually coming. I showed up at around 12:05.

Went in got an older lady. The same one that I've been give all 3 times I was happy before.

The Table shower was awesome, ass play, played with the member for a while, but not long enough to finish.

Gave me the soft massage. IT was awful. TRIED to get me to finish myself AS USUAL I said no, vivi always takes care of me. And she said "You lie, Vivi no hankey panky. " finally I took a chance, and told her to go get vivi. She said you talk to boss I see vivi.

Papasan came in, I told him I wanted vivi, he said don't worry I get you good girl. He did, and gave me extra time. Now get this, I won't say her name here, but I don't know where she was, but he woke her up? ! ? ! So I assume they live there.

Anyway, we did it all. ALLL.

So I guess I am in there.

So that will be my new frequent spot.

P.S.

If you are into SW, Cicero is fcking hoppin.[/QUOTE]If he woke up a girl, I would be willing to bet it was Lisa.

And if it was, I hate being right all the time.

As I have said before, they all are there and many more places in the area.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I think from now on when ever we get newbies asking questions on how to behave in a AMP. we poin them to these two places:
[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=351682&postcount=1[/url]

[url]http://www.thenaughtyamerican.com/2007/News/Sex/08/09/How-To-Get-A-Happy-Ending-From-Your-Masseuse-54.html[/url][/QUOTE]I think you should have to read these before you can even post your first post!

I think I'm done with this place. It's always hit or miss with some of those girls. Had a mexican girl named Diana, good massage but no finish. She said she doesn't do that. Hah! Then why does she work there? She knows as well as I do what goes on in there.

Anyone been here?

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