USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

Had truly memorable dream with Miss Monica Murno earlier this week. She is the epitome of all things good in this hobby. A beautiful young lady with a 9. 5 body. Flawless! If I gave out a 10, then I've reached the apex, climbed the highest mountain, and would pack it in cause there isn't anything better to seek out and explore. Charming, delightful, sweet, with a relaxing southern accent that will put a man to ease in 10 seconds. Given I budgeted my dream for an hour and that I can only write one chapter in that time vs some of you younger guys that can pop out multiple chapters, Monica was very receptive to taking it slow. I imaged we layed in bed naked for about ten minutes, slowly exploring each other's bodies while kissing softly in a very romantic way. And then the alphabet soap of acronyms kicked in. BBBJ, DT, 69, FIV, MISH, K9, lazyK, some stuff that has no acronyms, etc etc, repeat. Needed a break at 35 minute point and she was kind enough to get us a couple glasses of water as I think she needed a little break also. Then back to more fun. Ended at the 55 minute point with top shelf BBBJCIM. Not sure this is a regular feature but could be wrong as I think I surprised her. Provided fresh wet wash towel and hand towel to dry off. This lady is extremely fresh, perfect hygiene, and taste great. I know she has been on the board a couple years and there are a number of great reviews, but I am surprised. Given her amazing body, very pretty face, great skills, her enthusiasm and unquestionable enjoyment in providing great service, desire to please, immediate response to direction, and just overall charming personality, I would think the Board should have blown up compared to some of these girls that come on and get dozens of reviews quickly and fall off. I think you guys are sandbagging and not providing reviews. Must be because for me, IMHO, Monica is the complete package in the same top range as Michele1 L, Nana, Deliah, GSpot Ginger, etc. With a very reasonable McNugget donation. East side Orlando is looking up! Will repeat over and over but likely not post as its not my practice to go for post count but to contribute Intel. Monica, if you read this, It was my pleasure to teach you something new and look forward to perfecting it in the days and weeks to come. FH69.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2839151]Had truly memorable dream with Miss Monica Murno earlier this week. She is the epitome of all things good in this hobby. A beautiful young lady with a 9. 5 body. Flawless! If I gave out a 10, then I've reached the apex, climbed the highest mountain, and would pack it in cause there isn't anything better to seek out and explore. Charming, delightful, sweet, with a relaxing southern accent that will put a man to ease in 10 seconds. Given I budgeted my dream for an hour and that I can only write one chapter in that time vs some of you younger guys that can pop out multiple chapters, Monica was very receptive to taking it slow. I imaged we layed in bed naked for about ten minutes, slowly exploring each other's bodies while kissing softly in a very romantic way. And then the alphabet soap of acronyms kicked in. BBBJ, DT, 69, FIV, MISH, K9, lazyK, some stuff that has no acronyms, etc etc, repeat. Needed a break at 35 minute point and she was kind enough to get us a couple glasses of water as I think she needed a little break also. Then back to more fun. Ended at the 55 minute point with top shelf BBBJCIM. Not sure this is a regular feature but could be wrong as I think I surprised her. Provided fresh wet wash towel and hand towel to dry off. This lady is extremely fresh, perfect hygiene, and taste great. I know she has been on the board a couple years and there are a number of great reviews, but I am surprised. Given her amazing body, very pretty face, great skills, her enthusiasm and unquestionable enjoyment in providing great service, desire to please, immediate response to direction, and just overall charming personality, I would think the Board should have blown up compared to some of these girls that come on and get dozens of reviews quickly and fall off. I think you guys are sandbagging and not providing reviews. Must be because for me, IMHO, Monica is the complete package in the same top range as Michele1 L, Nana, Deliah, GSpot Ginger, etc. With a very reasonable McNugget donation. East side Orlando is looking up! Will repeat over and over but likely not post as its not my practice to go for post count but to contribute Intel. Monica, if you read this, It was my pleasure to teach you something new and look forward to perfecting it in the days and weeks to come. FH69.[/QUOTE]Very nice review. Definitely high on my list.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2839151]Had truly memorable dream with Miss Monica Murno earlier this week. She is the epitome of all things good in this hobby. A beautiful young lady with a 9. 5 body. Flawless! If I gave out a 10, then I've reached the apex, climbed the highest mountain, and would pack it in cause there isn't anything better to seek out and explore. Charming, delightful, sweet, with a relaxing southern accent that will put a man to ease in 10 seconds. Given I budgeted my dream for an hour and that I can only write one chapter in that time vs some of you younger guys that can pop out multiple chapters, Monica was very receptive to taking it slow. I imaged we layed in bed naked for about ten minutes, slowly exploring each other's bodies while kissing softly in a very romantic way. And then the alphabet soap of acronyms kicked in. BBBJ, DT, 69, FIV, MISH, K9, lazyK, some stuff that has no acronyms, etc etc, repeat. Needed a break at 35 minute point and she was kind enough to get us a couple glasses of water as I think she needed a little break also. Then back to more fun. Ended at the 55 minute point with top shelf BBBJCIM. Not sure this is a regular feature but could be wrong as I think I surprised her. Provided fresh wet wash towel and hand towel to dry off. This lady is extremely fresh, perfect hygiene, and taste great. I know she has been on the board a couple years and there are a number of great reviews, but I am surprised. Given her amazing body, very pretty face, great skills, her enthusiasm and unquestionable enjoyment in providing great service, desire to please, immediate response to direction, and just overall charming personality, I would think the Board should have blown up compared to some of these girls that come on and get dozens of reviews quickly and fall off. I think you guys are sandbagging and not providing reviews. Must be because for me, IMHO, Monica is the complete package in the same top range as Michele1 L, Nana, Deliah, GSpot Ginger, etc. With a very reasonable McNugget donation. East side Orlando is looking up! Will repeat over and over but likely not post as its not my practice to go for post count but to contribute Intel. Monica, if you read this, It was my pleasure to teach you something new and look forward to perfecting it in the days and weeks to come. FH69.[/QUOTE]I want to say thank you for the wonderful time, I really enjoyed myself.

I'm looking forward seeing you again.

[QUOTE=Casey8;2838182]Saw Alyssa (asian) last night, OC in my hotel. Found her in USA classifieds. Went thru. Screeening and set up appt. Young face, spinner with glasses and nice boobs. If you like small asian gals with a young, cute, nerdy look she's your type.

Made small talk about where she's from, her college studies etc. Asked for two pops and she agreed. Bbj for about ten minutes while on my back. And wouldn't you know it, out of no where the pop feeling came, and before I could make her stop, I was prematurely filling up her mouth with the explosion. She gagged a little, either cause it was alot orbcause she wasnt ready. Excused herself to Spit. I was totally spent but had 50 minutes left. So what did we do? I trusted her enuff to leave her alone, then I went and bought her cookies ar the store. Chatted for a while after I got back. She knows this industry well and all the dos and donts.

I recommend for those that like bbj GFE friendly asians.[/QUOTE]I can't find a link on an Asian Alyssa nor do I recall ever seeing an Asian Alyssa advertised on the classified ads. Are you referring to Anya?

[QUOTE=ILoveBlondes2;2838516]Bombshell Brandi23 - Orlando, Florida. USA Adult Classifieds [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/14276-Bombshell-Brandi23-.html[/URL].

She is now posting on our site gentlemen. This is the young lady that basically robbed me for my donation.

Stay away from this provider. Your safety will be at risk.[/QUOTE]She got a handler, can verify that

You were a true gentleman and total sweetheart.

Can't wait to see you again!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=YoungMan49;2838492]I had a small window of time this week and got in touch with Paige. I have been reading her reviews for ever and had to see for myself. She was easy to contact and very accommodating with my tight schedule. Everything that I have read is spot on about her. She makes you feel very comfortable and has a great personality. Her incall location near the airport is nice and she was ready on time for my visit. She is not GFE but close. She has curves and a really nice smile. I was impressed with her flexibility CFS and oral skills BBBJCIM. If you like a cute young lady with curves, friendly personality and a non rushed good time she is a must see.

YM.[/QUOTE]

Sorry fellas I got it wrong. It was Anya. Not ALyssa. Some of yall I'm'd me to make sure.

She's been reviewed much on here. I was a little tired and typise when I did my review. .

[URL]http://adorablebunnyanya.indyfiles.com/[/URL]

Or you can Email her at: [EMAIL]Anya6211@gmail.com[/EMAIL].

I believe her name on here is little Bunnie or something. LOL. SHe's uber cool.

[QUOTE=Casey8;2838182]Saw Alyssa (asian) last night, OC in my hotel. Found her in USA classifieds. Went thru. Screeening and set up appt. Young face, spinner with glasses and nice boobs. If you like small asian gals with a young, cute, nerdy look she's your type.

Made small talk about where she's from, her college studies etc. Asked for two pops and she agreed. Bbj for about ten minutes while on my back. And wouldn't you know it, out of no where the pop feeling came, and before I could make her stop, I was prematurely filling up her mouth with the explosion. She gagged a little, either cause it was alot orbcause she wasnt ready. Excused herself to Spit. I was totally spent but had 50 minutes left. So what did we do? I trusted her enuff to leave her alone, then I went and bought her cookies ar the store. Chatted for a while after I got back. She knows this industry well and all the dos and donts.

I recommend for those that like bbj GFE friendly asians.[/QUOTE]

But never heard back from you.

Perhaps you got busy?

[QUOTE=KansasQueen;2838638]Thank you c3. Always my pleasure and trust me the boys know I'm your cheerleader you damn jock. !

Also my pse is hotter than any provider or GFE / wife offering a BBBJ. She can be dead but offer BBBJ and most of you guys would choose her over me. Thank you to all the guys who have seen me and have me on the tdl you are the reason I'm still here Ijs.[/QUOTE]

Finally had the pleasure of seeing the amazing Avalon this afternoon and all I have to say is hot fucking damn, what a great time. Everything from the setup of her private location, to her incredible body, to her warm, accommodating and devilishly sexy demeanor is the epitome of pleasure and puts her firmly at the top of my atf list. Just a quick glance through the forum and you can see I'm not alone on that. There's a reason the vetting process takes time and, to me, my experience was well worth the (relatively short) wait. I was pleasantly surprised at all of the delicious acronyms that started coming my way (and hers) and even more surprised to find out we still had more to explore on the next visit. Given the number of idiotic "wow"s I muttered to myself on the drive home, that shit can't come soon enough.

I finally had a dream of Paige yesterday. Definitely a good one. She's a really cool chick. I had a good time just sitting there and bullshitting with her. Almost forgot why I was really there. She had to go right after our appointment but she still never rushed me. The first cup was a little quicker than I would have liked. She's that good. We got the second cup filled but couldn't empty it. I would definitely repeat.

Set up an appointment yesterday with Kelly to meet this morning for an hour. Confirmed appointment this morning with Kelly and headed to the east side. Texted Kelly upon my arrival at her hotel and nothing. Waited another five minutes and texted again, again no response. I then called and my call went straight to voicemail. I had driven nearly an hour to meet with her so I waited in the parking lot for about another 25 minutes with no response to my messages. I texted one final time and still nothing. An hour drive to the east side and waited another 45 minutes in hotel parking lot. A complete waste of my morning, time and gas. Not even a text or phone call. My first appointment was very good. This appointment was a nightmare and I will no longer try and see this provider again. Ladies: our time is just as important and valuable as yours.

Several reports likes this one is why I haven't had a second visit with her and I probably never will. It's a shame because she is really good. Maybe she isn't in this for the long run so that is why it happens!

[QUOTE=ILoveBlondes2;2840219]Set up an appointment yesterday with Kelly to meet this morning for an hour. Confirmed appointment this morning with Kelly and headed to the east side. Texted Kelly upon my arrival at her hotel and nothing. Waited another five minutes and texted again, again no response. I then called and my call went straight to voicemail. I had driven nearly an hour to meet with her so I waited in the parking lot for about another 25 minutes with no response to my messages. I texted one final time and still nothing. An hour drive to the east side and waited another 45 minutes in hotel parking lot. A complete waste of my morning, time and gas. Not even a text or phone call. My first appointment was very good. This appointment was a nightmare and I will no longer try and see this provider again. Ladies: our time is just as important and valuable as yours.[/QUOTE]

Much fun and true gentleman!!

Can't wait to see you again!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=Frenchified;2839662]I finally had a dream of Paige yesterday. Definitely a good one. She's a really cool chick. I had a good time just sitting there and bullshitting with her. Almost forgot why I was really there. She had to go right after our appointment but she still never rushed me. The first cup was a little quicker than I would have liked. She's that good. We got the second cup filled but couldn't empty it. I would definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]

I saw Lilsexyme yesterday down in the I-drive area.

I had a great time. She was definitely what I was looking for. She very much seems to enjoy what she does and makes sure that you do as well. She isn't a clock watcher. In fact, just before going down on me she told me to let her know if I needed her to stop. After we switched to CG she would slow down and just sit there on me whenever I came close to blowing my load. I really enjoyed how she dragged it out that way.

She loves anal. Slow, fast, hard, deep. She was good with it all. Multiple positions as well.

Great to talk to as well. Friendly, relaxed. Feels like a friend you could just hang out with.

Will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=OrlandoSeeker;2840926]I saw Lilsexyme yesterday down in the I-drive area.

I had a great time. She was definitely what I was looking for. She very much seems to enjoy what she does and makes sure that you do as well. She isn't a clock watcher. In fact, just before going down on me she told me to let her know if I needed her to stop. After we switched to CG she would slow down and just sit there on me whenever I came close to blowing my load. I really enjoyed how she dragged it out that way.

She loves anal. Slow, fast, hard, deep. She was good with it all. Multiple positions as well.

Great to talk to as well. Friendly, relaxed. Feels like a friend you could just hang out with.

Will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]Agree with everything you say. I would just ad while there are no absolutes in life, I would qualify what you said about it "seems" she enjoys herself. On that I am absolutely certain she does as much as the author, maybe even more if that is possible. She really gets off showing you are squirting abilities. I wish her window when she is here was a little wider as I would repeat as often as possible. Play safe FH69.