The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2338651]On my first try, Dallas was a NCNS for me. Gave me some lame excuse the next day, just like a lot of other reviewers have said previously. Having had similar experiences with some other women, I swore I was done with her after just one try. Too many other fish in the sea! However, her beauty got the best of me, and I later tried again. This time she showed up, a little late, but she did show this time.

She was nice, and I had a good time. However I don't think she was necessarily anything to write home about. I've seen her once, so my curiosity has been satisfied, but I have no need to see her again. Frankly, I have had better times with the likes of Feeling Frogy, Monica Murno and Michele1 L, and I "will" see these ladies again.

Dallas initially told me that she was expensive. I replied that my maximum was $$. 25, and she was okay with that. So if you're donating $$$ for Dallas, then, as the old TV commercial says: "YOU PAID TOO MUCH"!

My 3 cents.[/QUOTE]Dallas gets reviewed in the Rat Trap LOL.

Yep, hopelessly in love. You know you have been my Kryptonight for a long time. I will never forget the day we were talking about you being the ultimate spinner so we tried spinning. Pretty fucking awesome!

Who knew Batman could spin Vicki Vale?

C3.

[QUOTE=AshleyMonroe;2338414]Damn c3 is still in live with me. I'm blushing and honored baby!! I do miss our Rondevous what's your Kryptonite?[/QUOTE]

I'm a dork? That's it? Call me a dick or question the legitimacy of my birth, maybe, but a dork? I am actually offended. Certainly I have earned much more than that for questioning your motives or very manhood.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2338470]C3 are you turning into a dork also? Thought you were smarter then that? Dallas does not hurt my creds, all I have to do is one post about some hot chick and you hard dicks are pm-ing me like crazy and posting like it was your first piece of ass. (Example Shy) I can't say much I do the same thing. What you people fail to see is that these woman come and go and they all have problems some more then others but it is up to each monger to read about them and make your own decisions. Just because you may not want to see a certain provider due to her problems does not mean that other mongers do not. There are way more clients seeing her that are setting back and posting nothing because they know you vultures will eat them alive if they post anything. Mongers don't control the providers, they control their own destiny. Stop worrying about the pussy you can't get and start worrying about the pussy you can get.

Have a nice day dorks.

Jazak.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AshleyMonroe;2338414]Damn c3 is still in live with me. I'm blushing and honored baby!! I do miss our Rondevous what's your Kryptonite?[/QUOTE]He's not the only one who misses you.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2338691]I'm a dork? That's it? Call me a dick or question the legitimacy of my birth, maybe, but a dork? I am actually offended. Certainly I have earned much more than that for questioning your motives or very manhood.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]There are a lot of dorks in Jazak's world. SMH LOL.

You can't help those that don't want it, or get it.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2338691]I'm a dork? That's it? Call me a dick or question the legitimacy of my birth, maybe, but a dork? I am actually offended. Certainly I have earned much more than that for questioning your motives or very manhood.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]Guess you thought Batman would be a little higher on the foodchain huh. And by the way, kryptonite was Superman, not Batman. Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2338691]I'm a dork? That's it? Call me a dick or question the legitimacy of my birth, maybe, but a dork? I am actually offended. Certainly I have earned much more than that for questioning your motives or very manhood.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]This guy Jazak or jakoff or whatever the fuck the name is. What does Jazak refer to anyway. Two things I can think of. Either your referring to the Arabic term or the village in Serbia. But who knows. Anyway you wrote in your response to C3 and I've seen you write it before that we all hate Dallas because we are jealous we can't fuck her. Umm sir. She's a escort. Anybody can fuck her. She's hot but no need to brag because she doesn't fuck you because she likes you she fucks you because you pay. And she should pay you for all the advertising. But myself, C3, Otwist, Jmoeb, Admin, shit even Jag had a fake review of her. And everyone is saying she's 300 bucks and if you like beautiful and you have massive cash you can see her. Well for 150 she have me a BBBJ like a champ and then wanted me to perform BBFS (as long as I didn't cum inside her) while her husband who doesn't know what she does waited outside. I didn't do it because I value my penis in it's current state but pretty cheap for BBFS with a model huh?

Anyway the truth is she's hot and has been known to give good service from time to time. Truth also is that she has a lot of drama surrounding her and NCNS all the time, cancels if a better $ deal arises, will bump you on price, husband issue, and the "fact" her car is constantly breaking down, involved in accidents, and her phone is constantly getting broke, lost, dropped in bodies of water and she has been mugged.

KC.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2338470]C3 are you turning into a dork also? Thought you were smarter then that? Dallas does not hurt my creds, all I have to do is one post about some hot chick and you hard dicks are pm-ing me like crazy and posting like it was your first piece of ass. (Example Shy) I can't say much I do the same thing. What you people fail to see is that these woman come and go and they all have problems some more then others but it is up to each monger to read about them and make your own decisions. Just because you may not want to see a certain provider due to her problems does not mean that other mongers do not. There are way more clients seeing her that are setting back and posting nothing because they know you vultures will eat them alive if they post anything. Mongers don't control the providers, they control their own destiny. Stop worrying about the pussy you can't get and start worrying about the pussy you can get.

Have a nice day dorks.

Jazak.[/QUOTE]He was telling you the clients who would make you and your girls some good consistent money, without drama, don't want to touch your girls. You want the cheap boys? Go get them and enjoy the fun they bring to the game.

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2338293]I vote Michele 1 l as Harley Quinn, she has that innocent / naughty hotness that all love.

Now who do we have as Catwoman? Any votes?[/QUOTE]I would make the Puuuurrrrrfect Cat Woman. I can crack my whip and I looove My Cream. 😈.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

Well get your asses to Tampa if you want me that bad. No one calls me anymore =(oh I dyed my hair too bol. I'm not blonde anymore.

[QUOTE=MiniMan27;2338693]He's not the only one who misses you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jesse54;2337828]IMHO no one likes the smell of burnt popcorn. The smell just lingers forever. Mustangs and opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one but none stink. At least in the owners eyes. While this writers guild is entertaining for sure there is no reason to let this Shiz get all personal. StrokinJoe just had the rude awakening over in the SW thread. If everyone thought the same way, liked the same finer things, including the elusive perfect kitten, life would be boring. Understand we are all not going to agree on everything. Everyone here has peeps they trust and those who they do not. This Texas town conversation has been beat to death from both sides of the fence. I am sure even the newest of the new can read the good, bad and ugly. I agree with C3 below. No dog in this one and never will be. Folks be cautious here. One never knows the sanity of all on the bus. Being this is Thee Rat Trapp based in Gotham who are the characters??

Admin aka "Sonny"= Commissioner James Gordon.

Savanna= Batgirl (who else).

Batman= C3.

Everywhere man= KingCasanova.

Black Mask= Jazak?

Number One= Rufus.

Robin= Nedley Mandingo.

Killer Moth= Exec Talent.

Metallo= Jmoedb.

Lighten up.

Riddler out.[/QUOTE]As a comic geek, who is Everywhere Man and Number One? Also Metallo would be Metropolis. You could of gone with Penguin, Bane, Ra's Al Ghul, Calender Man, Mr. Freeze, Joker, Hush, Two-Face, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Lady Shiva and / or Talia Al Ghul.

[QUOTE=FlashLegacy411;2339034]As a comic geek, who is Everywhere Man and Number One? Also Metallo would be Metropolis. You could of gone with Penguin, Bane, Ra's Al Ghul, Calender Man, Mr. Freeze, Joker, Hush, Two-Face, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Lady Shiva and / or Talia Al Ghul.[/QUOTE]I was trying to remember her name. Thanks Flash that was Purrrfect!

Bane Out!

If you have such a problem with them posting about Dallas all the time, there is a solution. Simply put them on your ignore list and you will never, ever have to read another Dallas shill post by either one of them. Your problem is solved.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2339086]If you have such a problem with them posting about Dallas all the time, there is a solution. Simply put them on your ignore list and you will never, ever have to read another Dallas shill post by either one of them. Your problem is solved.[/QUOTE]Vino you can put all of the guys pointing out the flaws of Dallas on your ignore list and then your problem would be solved.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2339050]I was trying to remember her name. Thanks Flash that was Purrrfect!

Bane Out![/QUOTE]You're welcome.

Barry Allen here for any geek related info and tidbits.