Massage Parlor Reports

Was in the area and wanted to scratch an itch so I stopped by Tulip on Beacon last week. Big mistake. One of the worst experiences in an AMP.

I was put into a room and in walked a 40's lady, soft bod, bit of a gut, who said her name was Lulu (seems to be the popular name these days). She took the donation and begins going through the motions of a bad massage. She claimed that it was her first day, normally works in Milford Connecticut. Keeps answering and carrying on phone conversations, texts, etc. Asks me to flip, and immediately the phone rings again and she tells the guy, "I'm not busy. You come here now. " She then commences the worst HJ I've had since I dated that chick who hated guys, back in high school. Jackhammering my unit, trying to rip it off, "you cum now. " I did finish (it was that or my johnson would have caught on fire! Got dressed, and walked out.

I've given this place multiple chances and have finally learned my lesson; I won't return.

Visited northern lights for the third time today. I got the halfShe remembered me from my previous experiences so the massage lasted for about 5 minutes. She had a dress on and I got her big breasts out quick. She has no problem letting you suck on them while she HJ. I threw my tip down right away and proceeded to get TF and BBBJ. She offered FS for an extra. 20 but I turned it down but she then asked if I wanted it anyway and I agreed. She is a bigger girl and after about 5 minutes of cowgirl I started to soften up so I got back on top of her and finished with more TF. Overall great experience for a total of 1.

[QUOTE=JohnnyOceans2;2718981]Visited northern lights for the third time today. I got the halfShe remembered me from my previous experiences so the massage lasted for about 5 minutes. She had a dress on and I got her big breasts out quick. She has no problem letting you suck on them while she HJ. I threw my tip down right away and proceeded to get TF and BBBJ. She offered FS for an extra. 20 but I turned it down but she then asked if I wanted it anyway and I agreed. She is a bigger girl and after about 5 minutes of cowgirl I started to soften up so I got back on top of her and finished with more TF. Overall great experience for a total of 1.[/QUOTE]By bigger girl you mean?? Were there other girls? What was your first and second visits like? How good was the BBBJ? Clean? Entrance discreet? I see they close at 6. Any chance of later appointments?

Thanks.

"J".

[QUOTE=Skippah;2718959]Was in the area and wanted to scratch an itch so I stopped by Tulip on Beacon last week. Big mistake. One of the worst experiences in an AMP.

I was put into a room and in walked a 40's lady, soft bod, bit of a gut, who said her name was Lulu (seems to be the popular name these days). She took the donation and begins going through the motions of a bad massage. She claimed that it was her first day, normally works in Milford Connecticut. Keeps answering and carrying on phone conversations, texts, etc. Asks me to flip, and immediately the phone rings again and she tells the guy, "I'm not busy. You come here now. " She then commences the worst HJ I've had since I dated that chick who hated guys, back in high school. Jackhammering my unit, trying to rip it off, "you cum now. " I did finish (it was that or my johnson would have caught on fire! Got dressed, and walked out.

I've given this place multiple chances and have finally learned my lesson; I won't return.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your past experience with Lulu, she must not have lasted long, the girls there now are Coco and Candy. My experience with Coco was great and I will be returning as long as she is there.

Visited 1028 Comm Ave. It shares an entrance with a real estate office. Real estate office to the left and the spa straight ahead and downstairs. When you open the door to go downstairs to the spa it mkes a racket as they have loud bells hanging on the inside of the door so everyone in the real estate place looks over. Once downstairs, it feels kind of claustrophobic in the spa (at least to me.) Sound travels very well and you'll hear every customer enter and exit due to the previously mentioned bells. I could also clearly hear conversations from other areas in the spa, some in English and some in Chinese. Anyway I had Lily and she's pretty and nice. Massage and ending were both good. Limited UTR upstairs allowed. As I was leaving there was another customer waiting on the couch and no attempt was made to hide us from each other. Not sure if I'd repeat.

Advertises on BackPage for BDSM for 200 in Cambridge. Anyone have any experience with her. Very cute, young Asian woman.

[QUOTE=LunkHead;2719025]Are there any local AMPs that offer table bath?[/QUOTE]Ocean Spa promotes a table shower. Do a search on Craigslist and a few others pop up.

Had been seeing lily at 59 cod for over a year. She went to China last winter and when asked if she was returning this year she said no, every other year. She suddenly disappeared a few weeks back and when asked the other girls just say she no work here no more. I have a feeling she was fired?! She was fun and I wonder if she has moved on to another shop. Her # goes to voicemail. Anna has returned to China till May. She was fun too. Not sure about going back to 59 as Judy is not my type. Appreciate if anyone hears or sees Lily.

I was tired after a long week and needed some therapeutic tension release. Looked up something quick on CL in the surrounding area and decided on this spot. Walked in (door was not locked) two ladies sitting on the couch, mamasan and younger looking girl. Paid for HH. At first I was getting all signs of legit massage then as time went on it started with more and more tease. I was enjoying it. Decent pressure points, great tease then the flip came. More inner thigh teasing to the point where I was about to break. Then I got the dreaded DIY. I refused. Sorry just couldn't do it. I went from happy to frown in minutes. Shame because that's the first in the books. Next time I'll do more research. So YYMV but just wanted to give you fellas a FYI for this spot.

[QUOTE=JosephAlfonso;2719929]I was tired after a long week and needed some therapeutic tension release. Looked up something quick on CL in the surrounding area and decided on this spot. Walked in (door was not locked) two ladies sitting on the couch, mamasan and younger looking girl. Paid for HH. At first I was getting all signs of legit massage then as time went on it started with more and more tease. I was enjoying it. Decent pressure points, great tease then the flip came. More inner thigh teasing to the point where I was about to break. Then I got the dreaded DIY. I refused. Sorry just couldn't do it. I went from happy to frown in minutes. Shame because that's the first in the books. Next time I'll do more research. So YYMV but just wanted to give you fellas a FYI for this spot.[/QUOTE]Nice review. I did some recon on that place in the past and posted here. Smack dab in the center of downtown Danvers. I'd be surprised if any extra see to be had ever there.

[QUOTE=Scraggy;2677427]First time visit to Meridian in Natick. Short story. No happiness, but a truly superb massage. May seemed to be the only one there, about 50, shapeless, good English and very polite. Storefront on busy street just outside Natick Center, tons of traffic. Great if you like to be massaged to the sound of 18 wheelers shifting gears. Clean place and small but OK shower available. $. 6 + $. 2.

I repeat -- one of the best massages anywhere. So much so will probably try my luck again. Would welcome intel about chances on repeat visits if there are any regulars on this board.

Got to say that posting on body rubs, which is part of the adult entertainment section, if there's no chance of happiness is outright fraud.[/QUOTE]Actually did try my luck again. Fabulous massage once again.

But for those keeping score, 2 strikes, no balls).

[QUOTE=Scraggy;2720364]Actually did try my luck again. Fabulous massage once again.

But for those keeping score, 2 strikes, no balls).[/QUOTE]Don't waste your money on that third strike. A buddy of mine already took it for you three times and had same result as you. Good massage but that is it; a massage only.

[QUOTE=MikeJohns;2719748]Had been seeing lily at 59 cod for over a year. She went to China last winter and when asked if she was returning this year she said no, every other year. She suddenly disappeared a few weeks back and when asked the other girls just say she no work here no more. I have a feeling she was fired?! She was fun and I wonder if she has moved on to another shop. Her # goes to voicemail. Anna has returned to China till May. She was fun too. Not sure about going back to 59 as Judy is not my type. Appreciate if anyone hears or sees Lily.[/QUOTE]I miss Lily too. I have had two appointments there since she left and will not be going back. I am not a fan of Judy and the news girl there Selena or something are mediocre at best.

The are also pushing the 30 minute rubs, and my last visit was shorted 20 minutes of time after paying a full hour.

I do not think she was fired, but I think the other girls were jealous of her. Since she's left the foot traffic is down. I have called and asked to see who is working and they keep calling me back to see if I want to see someone else.

Taking Coddington off the rotation. Its just not good there anymore.

After SlappinDaBass posted a review of this place I decided to give it a try since its pretty close to where I live. Walked in 3 people inside One older, one very young attractive girl manning the desk and a decent looking 30 something named cilia or something starting with cy / ci (she gave the massage). I needed a rub down after a heavy night of drinking and passing out on a buddies couch so I opted for the hour at $80. This was my first thai massage experience as I normally frequent Chinatown. The massage was fantastic! Honestly it was great but there was zero teasing once so ever so I was getting worried. She asked me to flip over and asked if I wanted a towel to cover myself or if I was good without one (obviously didn't put one on). She began massaging each leg again just stopping shy of touching the boys. Now I'm thinking I must have come on a bad night. After the leg massage was done she positioned herself between my legs and asked if I want extra massage for $60. Caught me back by how straight forward she was about it. Said yes technique wasn't bad a bit to much oil, no roaming at all, asked if there was anything else on the menu and she said no. After the cleanup she continued with a head and shoulder massage for about 10 min till the full hour was up.

Overall the massage alone is worth the 80 $ and the finish is above avg. I really want to go back and see if the girl working the counter does massages too (maybe she's the one Slappin had). Also when you call they ask if you are looking for a lady boy or girl so make that clear if you are walking in. I didn't see any lady boys while I was there but then again plastic surgery is so dam good who the hell knows anymore.