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Quick chronicle on how this monger was born:

Once upon a time there was this baby Monger. He loved all the things that any fun-loving Mongers loved. Poni loves to play w / fun-bags that comes in pairs, snug kitty-cats, and trips to south of Albania, just to name a few activities.

Back some time ago Poni broke free from his ball & chain & was going through some rough times. But something made him realize that since he was no longer committed, Poni was able to frolic freely now and experience different types of fun-filled dreams. Of course it was under the "Pay to Play" rules. Oh well- No commitments, No nagging, No Problem! Now that Poni had the tasted of the varieties of decadence that was available he was often dreaming of kitties at his leisure. NSA- All The Way- Even today!! Poni has been mongering for a very long time now and being the profession he was in, it allowed for indulgement in various states: 2nd, both 8th & 12th, 15th /16th, 19th, 23rd, 28th, 42nd, Europe & the island of one of the providers that had recently passed thru.

With that being said, Poni has pulled up some archive pics / vids and will attempted to compile & periodically post to show some carnal dreams he has had in the past. (For ATF / s who monitors Poni, nothing revealing will be posted & discretion is reserved).

This first one wasn't actually a first. It was just a first that was digitally documented. Caught this SWan waddling down the "23rd state" St. , some-time in late 90's- early 00's. Galloping through late one night, happened to see her in the darkness of the thoroughfare I was traveling on. Made the scoop, did the checks, negotiated the fun & greens. She then navigated Poni back to her abode which was basically a trap-house w / people at the front doing their thing- not paying no mind. The dwelling was a mess, but didn't care. Wasn't there to judge her house-cleaning skills. Scampered to the backroom to take a nap & dream. Don't remember her name and some of you long-term Mongers may have indulged in her.

Amount of greenbacks was 4 Jacks. The amenities were a slow-sloppy BBBJ, Mish, K-9, Greek, & BBBJCIM to goal (the million kids vanished). Even orally cleaned Jr afterwards. There was no clock in the room so a good amount of time was spent dreaming. Equipment used to capture the dream was old (that's why pic quality sucks). Still have the original vid & generated these snaps.

Be Safe Happy Mongering.

-PB.

[QUOTE=RedBar;2390735]Been out of the game for a while but I liked the look of this one and pulled the trigger. Don't bother with this one.

Pics are decieving. She's a lot flabbier / chubbier, lots of baby weight but the face is still cute. Walked in and the brother was laying on the couch and he was cool. Was real dismissive and snide when trying to make any small talk. Didn't even crack so much as a smile. The whole thing just killed the mood. Should have walked out then but whatever the little head wins etc etc. She wanted me to self service the little man and when I asked her to do it she recoiled and shook her head. Rolled her eyes when I tried to touch her saggy tits and just saw eww when I asked for CBJ. Yeah, it wasn't going to happen and I finally walked. Upside is she doesn't ask for much, but don't expect much in return.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classy-young-bombshell/7111213[/URL][/QUOTE]Been trading text but hadn't pulled the trigger. At least she was honest with me in advance about the brother being around but doesn't appear to be worth the trouble. Thanks again for the intel.

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[QUOTE=Excelmm;2391123]Been trading text but hadn't pulled the trigger. At least she was honest with me in advance about the brother being around but doesn't appear to be worth the trouble. Thanks again for the intel.[/QUOTE]I feel like this is an unfair review. She was very generous when I went to her. Did everything to make me feel comfortable, her brother was short but friendly; not that he really matters since I wasn't there for him. The only difficulty was her concern for safety, she insisted on me using protection. I also want to say that for someone who recently gave birth, she looks amazing. Great lover as well, I personally plan on visiting her again as a regular. Just don't try to pull the wool over her eyes. She means it when she says, "Sassy".

[blue]Seirin don't do this again, I knew you were the chick before I pulled the account info. The server info just confirmed it.

Seriously, just do better work, don't make fake monger accounts to try and make yourself sound better.

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So I haven't dreamed about this girl and I most likely won't. I saw her post and was like " she don't look half bad". Then when I looked at the rest of her pics I saw this gem. Look at her waist, can you say " Photoshop fail". That or she got that mirror from a fun house (it's distorted like a MF) Come on girls I know I'm not built perfectly and I know not everyone is either but don't put photos up that are misleading.

I know there are multiple pictures posted on this very site, but sometimes pictures are deceiving. I am a smaller frame guy and don't particularly like thicker girls, but of course there is a line you can draw to what is acceptable for me and what is just to big for me but what others love.

It is clear that she is a thicker girl from the pics, but how thick? How tall would you say she is and how much does she weight, breast size? I am not looking for a bean pole, but the "bbw" thing is not for me and she could very well be 5'2" 135-140 lbs with a thick booty and a little midsection and the pics could make her look bigger, or she could be 5'8" 175 lbs, I see some pics of myself that make me look bigger than I am. I suppose maybe even she can shed some more light on this since I see her post on here fairly frequently.

I know there has been nothing but praise for a good time spent with her, but it is just me knowing what I like and don't like and even though she is an awesome chick I may not get a great experience just due to my personal taste.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Cumikazi;2391444]I know there are multiple pictures posted on this very site, but sometimes pictures are deceiving. I am a smaller frame guy and don't particularly like thicker girls, but of course there is a line you can draw to what is acceptable for me and what is just to big for me but what others love.

It is clear that she is a thicker girl from the pics, but how thick? How tall would you say she is and how much does she weight, breast size? I am not looking for a bean pole, but the "bbw" thing is not for me and she could very well be 5'2" 135-140 lbs with a thick booty and a little midsection and the pics could make her look bigger, or she could be 5'8" 175 lbs, I see some pics of myself that make me look bigger than I am. I suppose maybe even she can shed some more light on this since I see her post on here fairly frequently.

I know there has been nothing but praise for a good time spent with her, but it is just me knowing what I like and don't like and even though she is an awesome chick I may not get a great experience just due to my personal taste.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Ok, let me start by explaining this. It would be really hard to compare her to someone YOU know becuz we don't much about what you see or if we used tv as an example, it adds an extra 5 lbs to what you look like at least. I used to do television production work and camera work as well. But she is simply a slim thick girl. She doesn't have excess fat in midsection or thighs or anything like that from my memory. She's just a soft solid female. The type I love. I still remember watching her drop her robe! Dayum I didn't need BBBJ my soldier was at attention saluting already! Dayum I got to get back over to see her! Just contact her I'm positive she'll understand you apprehension and you guys can work that out.

[QUOTE=Mrprel;2391191]I feel like this is an unfair review. She was very generous when I went to her. Did everything to make me feel comfortable, her brother was short but friendly; not that he really matters since I wasn't there for him. The only difficulty was her concern for safety, she insisted on me using protection. I also want to say that for someone who recently gave birth, she looks amazing. Great lover as well, I personally plan on visiting her again as a regular. Just don't try to pull the wool over her eyes. She means it when she says, "Sassy".

[blue]Seirin don't do this again, I knew you were the chick before I pulled the account info. The server info just confirmed it.

Seriously, just do better work, don't make fake monger accounts to try and make yourself sound better.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I didn't make a fake monger account? Tf? Someone wrote a good review and that makes it fake? That's bs.

[blue]Would you like me to post your personal information from our server I have access to that proves my assertion? Or perhaps you would prefer I keep your private info private?

Let me know how you would like me to proceed. No skin off my nose either way.

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[QUOTE=Cumikazi;2391444]I know there are multiple pictures posted on this very site, but sometimes pictures are deceiving. I am a smaller frame guy and don't particularly like thicker girls, but of course there is a line you can draw to what is acceptable for me and what is just to big for me but what others love.

It is clear that she is a thicker girl from the pics, but how thick? How tall would you say she is and how much does she weight, breast size? I am not looking for a bean pole, but the "bbw" thing is not for me and she could very well be 5'2" 135-140 lbs with a thick booty and a little midsection and the pics could make her look bigger, or she could be 5'8" 175 lbs, I see some pics of myself that make me look bigger than I am. I suppose maybe even she can shed some more light on this since I see her post on here fairly frequently.

I know there has been nothing but praise for a good time spent with her, but it is just me knowing what I like and don't like and even though she is an awesome chick I may not get a great experience just due to my personal taste.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I agree that a provider who is visually stimulating for some, might not be others "cup of tea". While I would consider myself "thick" I would not say "BBW". I am 5'7 w Cs. I would have to stick within woman code and not reveal a numerical weight. Just say "thick". Obviously not a spinner.

I think its safe to say that if tall thick women isn't something that floats your boat, I might not be your choice in providers. I wish you luck in your further quest in finding a quality provider that meets any of your physical requirements. Maybe some of the others can point you in the right direction. Thank you for your inquiry though.

Maliyah.

Sure seems like we're seeing a lot of glowing reviews on new girls from accounts with very low post counts. I dunno, maybe it's me. Maybe my imagination is too wild.

[QUOTE=MrMeogi;2391301]So I haven't dreamed about this girl and I most likely won't. I saw her post and was like " she don't look half bad". Then when I looked at the rest of her pics I saw this gem. Look at her waist, can you say " Photoshop fail". That or she got that mirror from a fun house (it's distorted like a MF) Come on girls I know I'm not built perfectly and I know not everyone is either but don't put photos up that are misleading.[/QUOTE]I have seen her, and can attest her body is tight and real. Very clean, but quiet. Good head game, cfs.

I had the honor of spending time with Miss Maliyah yesterday. I wholeheartedly agree with all the glowing reports about her. She is most definitely beautiful. She was so sweet, and accomadating. She smelled so good and her skin was soft and smooth. Her beautiful personality was very refreshing. She was staying at a clean mid level hotel in a discreet location. Her hair was soft and silky and drove me nuts as it grazed over my thighs. FS was covered as it should be but wow -tight. Her breasts are perfect. Perky but soft as they are not enhanced. Her choice of skin art entertained me as well. The thing I will remember the most until next time is what a sweet woman she is.

[QUOTE=Rbojangles;2391663]Sure seems like we're seeing a lot of glowing reviews on new girls from accounts with very low post counts. I dunno, maybe it's me. Maybe my imagination is too wild.[/QUOTE]Well at least I know I'm not the only one that was thinking this. Especially when the account has 2 or 3 posts and 2 posts being about the same provider with a very detailed message.

[QUOTE=MrMeogi;2391301]So I haven't dreamed about this girl and I most likely won't. I saw her post and was like " she don't look half bad". Then when I looked at the rest of her pics I saw this gem. Look at her waist, can you say " Photoshop fail". That or she got that mirror from a fun house (it's distorted like a MF) Come on girls I know I'm not built perfectly and I know not everyone is either but don't put photos up that are misleading.[/QUOTE]WOW, this really was a terrible attempt. I just looked at the distortion of the mirror in the background and holy shit.

Has anyone has had a chance to hangout with Savannah? I've searched for posts about her and can't seem to find any.

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