Long overdue, Brandy E and Silk
I saw Brandy a few weeks ago when she had her super special going, that pushed me over and I couldn't pass her up. Easy setup with the short notice, but one of her cancelations arrived a little late and so I got bumped, not really her fault since I agreed to reschedule. She honored the special for me when I did get in to see her. Makeup done exactly like her pictures and she smelled fantastic, easy to talk to and very enthusastic about what she does. She is a bit bigger, but it is in no way a drawback. The only negative thing I'd have to say would be that she is on the eastside and a bit of a drive for me, otherwise a fantastic experience that I'd repeat.
I saw silk the other day on a spontaneous notion. Setup within an hour, easy to get to and work with. Her pictures don't quite do her justice. She is on the smaller side which the pictures didn't quite convey. No complaints about services offered, good all around.
Both of these girls offered me a little insight and tips to the hobby as I am still new, it is interesting getting the perspective from the other side. Silk offered some quick pointers about things I was doing wrong (and had been since the start) and offered to answer questions on any girls I was curious about. Just great to talk to, I'd almost pay for half an hour just to ask her about various aspects of the hobby, I still have a lot to learn.
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[QUOTE=Kendra Banks;1644296]SO does anyone want to go out and have a drink, casual clothes. Well sexy football jersy with the gilrs firmly embraced by my curves, long blonde platnium hair and dolled up beautiful face, green eyes of a vixen. And a great personality to match! I love to entertain, make you laugh, howl my name and beg for more! I am 5 ft &, bbw, sexy as hell and aim to please my clients. So lets have an ice cold beer, talk some footbal, watch BAMA smoke the Irish! Then we can have some personal time that I hope I can add to your spank bank! Kendra Banks adding to your spank bank gladly since 2012. Call me at 513-479-1368. I am waiting for some real fun tonite. Xoxoxo[/QUOTE]Folks, it is wonderful that we have all sorts of wonderful discussions on this board in multiple threads, but can all of us, provider and hobbyist alike make a New Year's resolution to not clutter this one thread up with anything but an actual review, or a crucial clarification of a given review that posted?
I am sure Kendra is a wonderful lady and meant nothing by it, but let's face it, this is actually a cleverly worded ad. I know I too have been guilty about posting non-relevant musings here in the past and I apologize. I am trying to turn over a new leaf.
I promise to post only reviews of the ladies I visit here, and reserve the other discussions and dialogues to the other threads.
Who is with me?
Everything true about Candice
I finally gave Candice a call and all I can say is everything you've heard is true. Very sweet. Wish I could've spent more time.
Rhonda Caught My Eye, Lotsa
Provider Name: Rhonda.
Reviewed By: PhatDaty.
(Title borrowed from Brian Wilson and Mike Love)
Contact:
Web: USAG.
Email: Use the USAG PM system.
Phone: 8596638175.
Experience Summary: High End Spa treatment.
General Area: Historic section of NKY.
Looks: Very pretty, slender, fit and tone.
Description: The most intuitive and skilled hands I have experienced in many years.
Build: 5'5' about 118, long reddish hair that drapes down her angular body, hard in the right places, soft in the important places—great legs.
Boobs: Small, perky, natural, gumdrop nipples that are very responsive.
Body tone: Quite amazing, this woman must do pilates or spin classes several times a week.
Pictures Accurate? No. These picture are old and do not do her justice—not the cliché we all sometimes state to make a lady feel good about herself—she needs somebody with an eye and skill with a camera. I am an amateur and have helped some ladies get better pics for their ads, and I may offer to do her a more up to date shoot in a future visit, but if one of you gents that really know what you are doing, please capture her grace and beauty in the way it really exists. The pics in her ads make her seem a bit thicker and not nearly as fit as she actually is. She is much prettier in person, and oozes sensuality that none of those photos seem to capture. The right photog should be able to show just how wonderfully beautiful and fit this lass is.
Screening / Setting Appointment: Quick, convenient, flexible, punctual, and fantastic communication skills and appropriately careful in checking for safety and security.
Incall or outcall: Incall historic brownstone type home in quaint neighborhood with cobblestones. Only downside is an old fart like me gets winded on long walk-ups and that flight of stairs to her lovely flat is Mt. Everest for fat, Phatdaty.
Professionalism of provider: This lady knows how to conduct herself. She stays ontop of her bookings, is a great communicator, knows the importance of proper phone contact and goes out of her way to make a haven of bliss for her clients to relax and enjoy themselves in.
Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.
Smoking: If she did, it was faint, couldn't sense any.
Attitude: 9.
Skill: 10.
Comfort level: 8.
Menu: Private, you will be given one when you are seated to be served, but service is five star, and the chef is the master of many cuisines.
Overall pros: Very sweet and friendly and truly makes you feel like the center of the universe when you are with her.
Overall cons: I don't have a trust fund or haven't won the lottery, so that I can just hire her as my personal masseuse to follow me everwhere.
Cost: Inquire with provider.
Overall value: great value for time spent—right at fair market regional average.
Description of Session:
Sorry gents, out of deference to this lady, no menu items and detailed activities will be listed, but let me suggest to you that even the most pernicious food critic will be satisfied with what she offers on her menu. I even tried a dish, I never in a million years thought I would enjoy, and it was served with skill and perfection that makes me want to go back and order it again for lunch, if I could afford to go out to eat again this week, but sadly my expense account is drying up, but I will be back at Rhonda's diner in the very near future.
Hopefully it isn't too much detail to mention that this woman could give any LMT or PT a run for her money with how talented her massage is. As wonderful as the other explorations we had that night might have been, the massage was simply awesome. There has been plenty of chatter about NURU. If Rhonda chooses to pursue that great, but let me just suggest her massage is already top notch, both physically beneficial and one of the most sensual experiences you will encounter, will a bit of sea weed and kelp viscous gel really make that big of a difference? She could be teaching classes on massage technique, and did I mention she has VERY intuitive hands?
As to the rest, that will remain between us, but suffice it to say there is still a broad smile on my face hours after our session. She showed me a few things or two, and I might be wrong, but I think I may have given her a surprise or two that she is smiling about over her morning coffee.
Repeat? Hell. I might not see any other providers besides her for a very long time to come!
Eloquent Evenings new gal
Steve shot me pics and info of his newest girl the other night. Got to set up some time with her tonight.
Wow. Name is Gia. I'm sure he'll have pics up on the site soon enough, the pics he sent me were dead on (as all his have been, thank god for providers using real pics).
I requested she show up in the hot little number she was wearing in the pic (black and white striped dress / skirt and black leggings underneath. Really hot) , and she didn't disappoint.
Huge huge props for her attitude. Intensely passionate from the moment we got into my bedroom till the moment she left. Just such a sweet young girl.
Also huge pro is her looks. Young (said she was 19, again could very well be accurate) , ex cheerleader (she did the splits and then some to prove this.) , very tight toned body, great ass, nice small but perky tits. Athletic but small build. Size small without a doubt, but good muscles in her legs.
Very responsive, loved kissing, enjoyed oral / fiv, nice and vocal too. Got the impression of total nympho attitude.
One significant con that I know will cause some to balk. No BBBJ. She wanted everything covered. Bit of a turn off, but can get past that and enjoy the rest of the session pleasantly enough.
Outcall only right now. Good rate, will definitely repeat.
Attitude and Looks get a 10/10. Service gets knocked due to no BBBJ, but still a 7/10 for me.
I'm not always into this for the actual sex. There's zero chance that I could get some super cute 19 year old in bed with me any other way.
She's right up there with Corri in my book for being incredibly sexy and having a great attitude. Both have their downside (Corri wants a lot of money to open her menu up, Gia won't BBBJ) , but great fun regardless.
Enjoy if you can get some time in with her. I've got her booked up solid till I go bankrupt, ya'll can enjoy next week.
Wow, You set a new standard for reviews!
Thanks, these are amazing reviews. Appreciate the details and great discriptions!
[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1648105]Provider Name: Rhonda.
Reviewed By: PhatDaty.
(Title borrowed from Brian Wilson and Mike Love)
Contact:
Web: USAG.
Email: Use the USAG PM system.
Phone: 8596638175.
Experience Summary: High End Spa treatment.
General Area: Historic section of NKY.
Looks: Very pretty, slender, fit and tone.
Description: The most intuitive and skilled hands I have experienced in many years.
Build: 5'5' about 118, long reddish hair that drapes down her angular body, hard in the right places, soft in the important places—great legs.
Boobs: Small, perky, natural, gumdrop nipples that are very responsive.
Body tone: Quite amazing, this woman must do pilates or spin classes several times a week.
Pictures Accurate? No. These picture are old and do not do her justice—not the cliché we all sometimes state to make a lady feel good about herself—she needs somebody with an eye and skill with a camera. I am an amateur and have helped some ladies get better pics for their ads, and I may offer to do her a more up to date shoot in a future visit, but if one of you gents that really know what you are doing, please capture her grace and beauty in the way it really exists. The pics in her ads make her seem a bit thicker and not nearly as fit as she actually is. She is much prettier in person, and oozes sensuality that none of those photos seem to capture. The right photog should be able to show just how wonderfully beautiful and fit this lass is.
Screening / Setting Appointment: Quick, convenient, flexible, punctual, and fantastic communication skills and appropriately careful in checking for safety and security.
Incall or outcall: Incall historic brownstone type home in quaint neighborhood with cobblestones. Only downside is an old fart like me gets winded on long walk-ups and that flight of stairs to her lovely flat is Mt. Everest for fat, Phatdaty.
Professionalism of provider: This lady knows how to conduct herself. She stays ontop of her bookings, is a great communicator, knows the importance of proper phone contact and goes out of her way to make a haven of bliss for her clients to relax and enjoy themselves in.
Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.
Smoking: If she did, it was faint, couldn't sense any.
Attitude: 9.
Skill: 10.
Comfort level: 8.
Menu: Private, you will be given one when you are seated to be served, but service is five star, and the chef is the master of many cuisines.
Overall pros: Very sweet and friendly and truly makes you feel like the center of the universe when you are with her.
Overall cons: I don't have a trust fund or haven't won the lottery, so that I can just hire her as my personal masseuse to follow me everwhere.
Cost: Inquire with provider.
Overall value: great value for time spent—right at fair market regional average.
Description of Session:
Sorry gents, out of deference to this lady, no menu items and detailed activities will be listed, but let me suggest to you that even the most pernicious food critic will be satisfied with what she offers on her menu. I even tried a dish, I never in a million years thought I would enjoy, and it was served with skill and perfection that makes me want to go back and order it again for lunch, if I could afford to go out to eat again this week, but sadly my expense account is drying up, but I will be back at Rhonda's diner in the very near future.
Hopefully it isn't too much detail to mention that this woman could give any LMT or PT a run for her money with how talented her massage is. As wonderful as the other explorations we had that night might have been, the massage was simply awesome. There has been plenty of chatter about NURU. If Rhonda chooses to pursue that great, but let me just suggest her massage is already top notch, both physically beneficial and one of the most sensual experiences you will encounter, will a bit of sea weed and kelp viscous gel really make that big of a difference? She could be teaching classes on massage technique, and did I mention she has VERY intuitive hands?
As to the rest, that will remain between us, but suffice it to say there is still a broad smile on my face hours after our session. She showed me a few things or two, and I might be wrong, but I think I may have given her a surprise or two that she is smiling about over her morning coffee.
Repeat? Hell. I might not see any other providers besides her for a very long time to come![/QUOTE]
Trogie WTF are you thinking?
Do you realize according to posts on here Silk was allegedly beaten, raped and abused? Can you imagine what must have been going through her mind knowing she had an appointment, and although she probably had no fear of you, can you imagine what visions and images must have been going through her mind. Then having your body on hers did those feelings intensify. No one knows. But in view of what happened to her allegedly, then you being COLD and saying she was mechanical, what did you expect? The "having a frontal lobotomy" comment was rude, crass, and TOTALLY insensitive on your part and you should apologize all to hell to the lady. She is trying to support her family but we as men have to show tenderness and treat her kindly when we share time with her. Your comments were immature and without feelings to the lady. Damn Trog, WTFU and show some compassion and lose the lobotomy crap. Totally unnecessary and just plain uncalled for.