Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1422197]To be fair to KB, she's an independent CMT, not a MP. And pretty god damned incredible. I actually went to her with zero expectations of anything other than a massage, did not get anything other than a massage, and was more satisfied than with any other MP experience, period.

I'm having a few health issues (as it's been pointed out, I'm getting old *f you BTW*) and in an effort to prolong surgery I need a CMT who knows how to replicate the function of several invasive procedures. Hopefully I will get past this without having to go under the knife, but we shall see.

In any event, HE is not *always* offered, (I've never asked for it and wouldn't) but she is mentioned here often enough that I suppose it is from time to time.

Still, I'd hate to see anything bad happen to her, she's one appt. I can look forward to having these days that even though it's painful as hell, is wildly helpful and therapeutic.

Bench[/QUOTE]Whatever dude. Anyone who knows anything about KB massage knows HE is *ALWAYS* offered. For God's sake, she lays out what she'll do as you are walking into to her damn studio. And I'll tell you something else. A CMT (any of them, especially this one) have no shot of "replicating" the function of "several invasive procedures." The fact that you would even justify the trip to her in this way speaks volumes about either your intelligence or your addiction. I'll let you figure out which one.

Review wise. She's OK. That's it. Half decent massage at best, and half decent HE at best. $ for the hour massage and. 4 for totally nude. I've experienced a better massage at many AMP's and have received much more for my money.

I visited JHH and spent some time with my favorite girl Anna and was not disappointed and she even surprised me. I would like to keep her all to myself but that would not be fair.

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md; 1421867]Yellow fever is high again. So a session with some of the area's best is much needed.

I really want a provider with some big rockin nipples. Tasty and delicious.

Anyone know of any big nippled beauties currently at either ML, JHH, or VS?

Here or pm is fine.

Be safe out there.

Hawk[/QUOTE]Saw a provider that went by shi shi at 5831 1/2. They were about the size of small acorns. Service was okay, just wouldn't go back because that location makes me nervous. If she's there, she's the one for you.

[QUOTE=Junior 80; 1422330]Whatever dude. Anyone who knows anything about KB massage knows HE is *ALWAYS* offered. For God's sake, she lays out what she'll do as you are walking into to her damn studio. And I'll tell you something else. A CMT (any of them, especially this one) have no shot of "replicating" the function of "several invasive procedures." The fact that you would even justify the trip to her in this way speaks volumes about either your intelligence or your addiction. I'll let you figure out which one.

Review wise. She's OK. That's it. Half decent massage at best, and half decent HE at best. $ for the hour massage and. 4 for totally nude. I've experienced a better massage at many AMP's and have received much more for my money.[/QUOTE]I would agree that a CMT would not know how to replicate specific invasive procedures. They most likely have no knowledge about such procedures at all. However, saying that a CMT or AMP cannot provide a service that would suffice to avoid such invasive procedures is certainly incorrect. I'm sure many others including myself would testify to that.

Any responsible doctor would prescribe CMT therapy before surgery.

If this CMT has helped Mr. Rock avoid surgery then regardless of her qualifications, technique or even if it is only psycolological, then she has done him a great service. As always with any provider YMMV.

Junior is about to get the "belt" from Bench.

Went to the place at 6218 Eastern that I've been visiting for a year. Between the work schedule and the misses I don't have a lot of free time, so I frequent it because it's about five minutes from my house. I think it's time for a new spot. I never really look at my watch, but for some reason I did today and it kind of ticked me off. I was in at 10:21 by my cell phone, waited a few minutes for my provider after I gave her the money, then was out the door by 10:45. I paid for half hour and was a little slow getting dressed, saying I got 20 minutes would be generous. I also got the "come on, come on" during the HE which is a huge turn off, and the HE consisted of zero technique, just jerking hard and fast. She had a great body and got almost all the way naked for me, and DATY was sort of on the menu but the whole thing screamed rush which was a big turn off for me.

I think it's time to move on. FS has never been an option there for me, not even a CBJ, if they were on the menu I might stick around a while. I've been going for a while, offered more money, etc. It's just not happening for me there. And I have a thing for more mature providers, so this place would be perfect for me if they did. So nothing against them, it's their business model so they are free to do as they wish, I just need to move along.

Probably going to make time and just got to JHH every month or so.

[QUOTE=Elixir;1422859]Junior is about to get the "belt" from Bench.[/QUOTE]Nope. Lucky pointed out most of what I would have said, and more nicely than I would have said it. I think Junior is more than likely fishing for info or trying to make a name for himself. With 10 posts, he is inconsequential and I just don't give a fuck. When it comes down to it, he doesn't know what's he's talking about because he doesn't have enough information, and it's going to stay that way.

[QUOTE=Conda; 1421957]Hello,

I'm coming to Balto in a few weeks. I'm reading the great intel on the AMPs however I'm going to be staying downtown and have no clue where anything is. Can someone give some info on which spots are in or are near downtown so I can take a visit?

Thanks![/QUOTE]I have not been to it yet but there is one on Pratt street that I want to eventually check out. Read some of the recent posts and you will ready about it. Go back about a week ago.

Continuing on my quest from a trip into Baltimore, I found myself on the western side of the Beltway heading clockwise. Well, I tossed a few queries at Siri and it was determined that my next stop would be at ML. I called ahead to make sure that my arrival would be welcomed and Mama-San penciled me in. One side tangent. I was caught off guard when advised that my appointment would only be 45 mins in duration. I'm not one to complain aloud, especially since all was disclosed prior to my visit, but that doesn't seem to be a great value. Perhaps the norm for Baltimore?

Moving along, I was shown to one of the rooms and after a brief wait, was introduced to Rose. She is in fairly good shape, with common enhancements that were quite the handful. I haven't fully formed an opinion on the '80s permed hair, but then again, that's probably just a secondary consideration. With that look and likely to be in her 40s, I couldn't stop myself from thinking that I was having relations with my Aunt. Then again, I can probably twist that somewhat and ultimately use the imagery to my benefit. Right, back to the proceedings. I was given a very thorough tableshower and ducked into the sauna for a few short minutes and then back to the room. Rose hopped onto the table and started into the massage, but with the clock ticking, I suggested that we move right along to FS. Rose certainly plays the part well, showing enthusiasm and passion, and for that I was appreciative. One highlight, Rose figured out right away that there was that one spot that really enjoyed extra attention from her tongue. These pros are good like that. The carnal region was a nice fit, warm and receptive. Rose's english was typically broken, but she communicated well enough to impress a sweet disposition and she seemed to have a good sense of humor. Tuition and tip were standard, though I would have liked that additional quarter hour to wind down or to avoid the rush.

A repeat would not be a chore, but I do hope to meet Mimi on a subsequent visit.

Jennifer seems like one of the older providers there of the current bunch. I drew here last night. I also noticed a younger provider working, maybe Lulu or another one of those mentioned in a previous post.

I'm guessing Jennifer is 35ish, nice body, a little thick, C cups, not a spinner. She gave a very good massage and also provided very nice pre-flip fingertip massage.

Then onto CBJ, mish, her on top, back to the CBJ to finish. All done with great enthusiasm.

RnR

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock;1422998]Nope. Lucky pointed out most of what I would have said, and more nicely than I would have said it. I think Junior is more than likely fishing for info or trying to make a name for himself. With 10 posts, he is inconsequential and I just don't give a fuck. When it comes down to it, he doesn't know what's he's talking about because he doesn't have enough information, and it's going to stay that way.[/QUOTE]Yeah yeah whatever. I don't need anything from you. I know where to go and how to find what I need because I too have a set and went out and found my favorites. And I did that before finding this forum. I come here because I get amped up reading the posts and then I go do my deed. That being said, I did find the need to post because I don't want some poor guy to go to KB with inflated expectations. She is decently cute, great little ass and her HE is ok. If you want a real massage go get a real massage. That was not my experience with her. The massage was just. Ok.

I too find physical and mental healing value in a real massage. And I have found that at AMPs as well. I just don't try to sugarcoat why I am going to an ATF at a massage parlor over the top rated massage therapist that might not offer the extra release at the end.

[QUOTE=RockAndRye; 1423167]Jennifer seems like one of the older providers there of the current bunch. I drew here last night. I also noticed a younger provider working, maybe Lulu or another one of those mentioned in a previous post.

I'm guessing Jennifer is 35ish, nice body, a little thick, C cups, not a spinner. She gave a very good massage and also provided very nice pre-flip fingertip massage.

Then onto CBJ, mish, her on top, back to the CBJ to finish. All done with great enthusiasm.

RnR[/QUOTE]Am I wrong in thinking that most of the girls er women are not that pretty there?

atUMDstudent05: I went to the place you are talking about twice and the second time I drew the bottom of the barrel, fat, and vowed not to return. No matter how convenient. A place is if they don't deliver the goods I ain't buying, I am a regular at JHH because they are reliable and I get on very well with Anna but it is still good to shake things up and try new talent suggested her for other MPs, that is how I found Anna at JHH and Amy at Toyoto.

If this is Shi Shi that used to be at VS last year she was really sweet, skinny little girl, with as Zappa said, nice little acorns. She was also about as tight as they come though and had some trouble accommodating. Might want to take that into consideration in seeing her, it's not as fun when they're not enjoying it. I really like the big nipple girls too, anyone run into a good one, PM me and thanks in advance.

HD

[QUOTE=Satya;1423218]Am I wrong in thinking that most of the girls er women are not that pretty there?[/QUOTE]They are generally average to above average (say 5-7). I would say Jennifer is about 6, but other things make up for it. To me, a 9 or 10 is a waste of time and money if she is unfriendly, bored or has a bad attitude and doesn't give a good massage. They probably make more as escorts anyway. I did encounter a definite 9, who was also a 9 in all the other ways at Silk Spa. Reported in this forum in early March I think.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1423239]If this is Shi Shi that used to be at VS last year she was really sweet, skinny little girl, with as Zappa said, nice little acorns. She was also about as tight as they come though and had some trouble accommodating. Might want to take that into consideration in seeing her, it's not as fun when they're not enjoying it. I really like the big nipple girls too, anyone run into a good one, PM me and thanks in advance.

HD[/QUOTE]I think this must be one of the more commonly used names amongst Chinese providers. I've met two so far. The one at 5831 was mid to late 30s. While she wasn't fat, she certainly wasn't skinny either. The main thing I remember about her was the remarkable size of those nipps on see-cups.

My ATF Shi Shi used to work at Green Ocean. She was early to mid 30s, slender, a great maseuse, with a-cups culminating into sharp slender little pointers about a cm long. More to my liking. Mmmmm boobies. She also gave me GFE treatment for which I will never forget and is why I still keep in touch with her. She is currently in Wilmington, DE. I'm kind of surprised at all of the different cities she's worked in. When she gets back to Bmore, I'll be sure to keep her to myself.

[QUOTE=Showdown;1419873]Can anyone tell me if any of the MP in the area have Thai girls? I'm visiting from Thailand and want to sample the wares here. PM me with the info including where it is located and any other relevant info I should know. Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]I've found several Thai AMPs in Canada and California but haven't found a Thai run AMP near Baltimore. That doesn't mean you won't find a Thai girl in a Chinese or Korean AMP. Then again, I haven't been to all of the Maryland AMPs.

If you find a Thai girl, I'm sure she will treat you very well. She will enjoy speaking her native language.

Visited yoyo and had the usual great massage. Nothing new really to report. Same as usual experience same cost. Anna is on vacation in NYC for abit she said. Thought I'd mention that for those that like Anna's massages.

[QUOTE=Junior 80]Yeah yeah whatever. I don't need anything from you.[/QUOTE]Good for you. I'm not being facetious. Now if you could get my ex to come to the same conclusion, that would be nice.

[QUOTE=Junior 80]I know where to go and how to find what I need because I too have a set and went out and found my favorites. And I did that before finding this forum.[/QUOTE]Again, good for you. I'll make sure to have a plate of cookies just for you at the next RT to celebrate your independence. Really though, please talk to my ex. She's killing me with this whole monthly payment thing. I bet you could pull it off too, and remember.... cookies, just for you :)

[QUOTE=Junior 80]I come here because I get amped up reading the posts and then I go do my deed.[/QUOTE]For that my friend I am truly sorry. As old and grizzled as I get, I thank God every morning for my own natural drive. The day I ever need to watch porn or use any version of stimulus just to get amped up, well, that's the day I'll hang it all up and go out on my own terms.

"Continuing on my quest from a trip into Baltimore, I found myself on the western side of the Beltway heading clockwise. Well, I tossed a few queries at Siri and it was determined that my next stop would be at ML. I called ahead to make sure that my arrival would be welcomed and Mama-San penciled me in. One side tangent. I was caught off guard when advised that my appointment would only be 45 mins in duration. I'm not one to complain aloud, especially since all was disclosed prior to my visit, but that doesn't seem to be a great value. Perhaps the norm for Baltimore?"

45 minutes has been the norm there for some time. Just how they roll. Still, ML delivers the goods.

Did Blue Sky Health close down? I went by the other day and the street sign was boarded over. There was a lot of cars in the parking lot, so I didn't stop in. The phone number is redirecting to someone's cell.

Does anyone have intel on this Joppa AMP? I've RTFF and haven't found any mention of it recently.

[QUOTE=Krosis;1423612]Did Blue Sky Health close down? I went by the other day and the street sign was boarded over. There was a lot of cars in the parking lot, so I didn't stop in. The phone number is redirecting to someone's cell.[/QUOTE]Others have reported BS being closed before but they turned out to be false alarms. I know that the telephone is sometimes forwarded and they don't always answer. I've also seen reports of the door being locked during what should be normal business hours. Actually the last time I was there I noticed the door knob was hard to turn and I thought it was locked at first, it opened though with a little extra effort. The sign being covered up doesn't sound good though.

[QUOTE=Krosis;1423612]Did Blue Sky Health close down? I went by the other day and the street sign was boarded over. There was a lot of cars in the parking lot, so I didn't stop in. The phone number is redirecting to someone's cell.[/QUOTE]If the phone number is redirecting to a cell it is better than if it just stopped working.

I've always thought the sign on the street was a bit too obvious, lets hope mgmt thought so too and hope for the best.

Maybe wrong but what ever. At my place of employment, I come in contact with people who are sometimes at a point when they want to change their lives and I came across this very attractive Italian girl (24 years old) who happened to mention to me that she was thinking about going to massage school. Of course I encouraged her and told her how much money she could make etc. She pretty much already told me how good she was at giving massages already and I pretty much told her how she could actually start collecting clients and getting paid while she is going through school. Even told her how much a table cost and that she can get one on e-bay. She took my number down as a potential client when she get things straight and I promised her I would send "Good" client's her way when she gets started. In a slick way, I found out that she would PROBABLY be very comfortable with HE once she gets started. I am so tempted to even let her have my massage table and tell her you can just rent it from me for the time being until she gets one. Again, she promised to hook me up when she get started and I will for sure pass on the info to some senior members once she is up and running because she is actually very attractive and her prices will be pretty much the same level as the AMP.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1424077]Maybe wrong but what ever. At my place of employment, I come in contact with people who are sometimes at a point when they want to change their lives and I came across this very attractive Italian girl (24 years old) who happened to mention to me that she was thinking about going to massage school. Of course I encouraged her and told her how much money she could make etc. She pretty much already told me how good she was at giving massages already and I pretty much told her how she could actually start collecting clients and getting paid while she is going through school. Even told her how much a table cost and that she can get one on e-bay. She took my number down as a potential client when she get things straight and I promised her I would send "Good" client's her way when she gets started. In a slick way, I found out that she would PROBABLY be very comfortable with HE once she gets started. I am so tempted to even let her have my massage table and tell her you can just rent it from me for the time being until she gets one. Again, she promised to hook me up when she get started and I will for sure pass on the info to some senior members once she is up and running because she is actually very attractive and her prices will be pretty much the same level as the AMP.[/QUOTE]Not every woman is meant for the occupation we employ and I would not lead anyone to it. I have destroyed some lives in my time and won't do it again. Asian have a very different mentality than people in the West. As an example more sex change operations are performed in Thailand than anywhere else in the world. I would not aide anyone into joining the profession of being a sex toy under the pretense of being a masseuse.

That how I think but your thoughts may vary.

P.S. Your use of the term "new meat" is an example of Western "thought."

[QUOTE=Satya; 1424142]Not every woman is meant for the occupation we employ and I would not lead anyone to it. I have destroyed some lives in my time and won't do it again. Asian have a very different mentality than people in the West. As an example more sex change operations are performed in Thailand than anywhere else in the world. I would not aide anyone into joining the profession of being a sex toy under the pretense of being a masseuse.

That how I think but your thoughts may vary.

P. S. Your use of the term "new meat" is an example of Western "thought."[/QUOTE]Just to be clear. I work near a career center where I cross paths with many people. I do not work for or in the same building. I think I was a little to vague in my post.

I understand and respect your point of view on the subject and much of what you say is true. I guess my view is slightly different because it was not a career choice that I brought to her or even suggested that she do but I can not say that I discouraged her either. I in several of my post talk about how I like to go to license massage therapist and their are many on here who also prefer that instead of the rub and tug spots because they actually get a good massage. I did mention that from talking to her I gathered what the possibilities may be which are very limited and what you would get from many of the other license providers. So my term "New Meat", which is horrible way to put it I will agree, is meant for more of the people who are into the license massage therapist with a POSSIBLE HE instead of the persons who are into the full service sex shop kind of thing that you are referring to when you said "Sex Toy". I too am not into destroying peoples lives and that is why I can count on one hand how many people I have sent to the licensed providers I go to because some want more than what they are offering and it is not always a sure thing. I am far from a saint and have gone to the AMP on many occasions and in reality we are participating in destroying lives every time we tip for that extra and get on this board to tell others where to go to get it. With that all said, Again you make a valid point and not all women are meant for the occupation of the rub and tug shops or even a licensed massage therapist. I would probably never encourage a woman, Asian or otherwise to become a sex toy under the pretense of being a masseuse but if someone is talking about going to school for it, getting licensed as a certified massage therapist, I may let that one go because they don't have to be someones sex toy because they have the authority to run a legit business. Hope this clears some things up and no hard feelings on your post brother. Like I said before, you made some very valid points.

[QUOTE=Blkninj01;1424077]Maybe wrong but what ever. At my place of employment, I come in contact with people who are sometimes at a point when they want to change their lives and I came across this very attractive Italian girl (24 years old) who happened to mention to me that she was thinking about going to massage school. Of course I encouraged her and told her how much money she could make etc. She pretty much already told me how good she was at giving massages already and I pretty much told her how she could actually start collecting clients and getting paid while she is going through school. Even told her how much a table cost and that she can get one on e-bay. She took my number down as a potential client when she get things straight and I promised her I would send "Good" client's her way when she gets started. In a slick way, I found out that she would PROBABLY be very comfortable with HE once she gets started. I am so tempted to even let her have my massage table and tell her you can just rent it from me for the time being until she gets one. Again, she promised to hook me up when she get started and I will for sure pass on the info to some senior members once she is up and running because she is actually very attractive and her prices will be pretty much the same level as the AMP.[/QUOTE]This person came out of a career center that is close to where I work and we come in contact with many of the people who are coming out of the career center when we are outside of our building. Just wanted to make it clear that this was not an in office thing.

To: Blkninj01.

Sub. : Run on paragraphs.

I like reading your reports, but couldn't you break them up into more paragraphs. It is hard to read through a 1000 word report written in one paragraph. Again, no disrespect, just trying to be helpful.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1424518]To: Blkninj01.

Sub. : Run on paragraphs.

I like reading your reports, but couldn't you break them up into more paragraphs. It is hard to read through a 1000 word report written in one paragraph. Again, no disrespect, just trying to be helpful.

GTR[/QUOTE]Point well taken. I can see how that could be a little frustrating to read sometimes. No problem.

Mimi at ML is leaving in a few days. No promises if or when she will return.

Stopped by tonight and the place was deserted, and the place was gutted, seemed like renovations going on inside. I hope it reopens.

[QUOTE=Paesano63;1424960]Stopped by tonight and the place was deserted, and the place was gutted, seemed like renovations going on inside. I hope it reopens.[/QUOTE]You went to the wrong address. Do you RTFF? If you did you would know that I and others have been the in the last few days.

[QUOTE=Paesano63;1424960]Stopped by tonight and the place was deserted, and the place was gutted, seemed like renovations going on inside. I hope it reopens.[/QUOTE]Yes sir, classic example of why you should RTFF. He was probably disappointed as hell and for only a lack of a few minutes reading and about fifty feet.

If you see the news today and wonder what they did to get kicked out of Columbia, just go to the international board for Colombia. LOL!

They were hobbying. Too funny.

Saw this ad in backpage, googled the number and got a lot of hits for Planet Spa Alternative Therapies. Photos are all ripped of from the internet but the idea of a non-asian massage with potential extras is intriguing enough to check out. If they are CMT at least I'll get a good massage out of it. Before I took one for the team at these kind of rates though I thought I would check the team for any additional info.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-sophisticated-enticing-32/5233706[/url]

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1425972]Saw this ad in backpage, googled the number and got a lot of hits for Planet Spa Alternative Therapies. Photos are all ripped of from the internet but the idea of a non-asian massage with potential extras is intriguing enough to check out. If they are CMT at least I'll get a good massage out of it. Before I took one for the team at these kind of rates though I thought I would check the team for any additional info.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-sophisticated-enticing-32/5233706[/url][/QUOTE]I would be very interested in your report.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1424001]If the phone number is redirecting to a cell it is better than if it just stopped working.

I've always thought the sign on the street was a bit too obvious, lets hope mgmt thought so too and hope for the best.[/QUOTE]BS is fine. The sign's down from the street but is still placed outside the doorway in the back as always. Phone number worked for me tonight, made an appt to see the 'new girl' and showed up 20-25 mins later to meet her. There was one car there when I arrived and a different one when I left over an hour later, so evidently not too many were scared off.

New girl, BTW, is fantastic. Name is April, not that much to look at in the face but her body well makes up for it. Her hands, arms, knees and other important muscles certainly do as well. Got an entirely relaxing all-over rub, somewhat heavily oiled, including the hands / feet / face / scalp, some of which was left for after the flip. And the flip provided CBJ and CFS for an extra $. April will be here, she thinks. 10 more days. Go get 'er.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1425972]Saw this ad in backpage, googled the number and got a lot of hits for Planet Spa Alternative Therapies. Photos are all ripped of from the internet but the idea of a non-asian massage with potential extras is intriguing enough to check out. If they are CMT at least I'll get a good massage out of it. Before I took one for the team at these kind of rates though I thought I would check the team for any additional info.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-sophisticated-enticing-32/5233706[/url][/QUOTE]I remember a back sometime on BP a girl from essex area advertised with this same name (planet Spa). Her place was in an industrial area. Also think that it was not "full" of interest for me. But that photo is something

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1425972]Saw this ad in backpage, googled the number and got a lot of hits for Planet Spa Alternative Therapies. Photos are all ripped of from the internet but the idea of a non-asian massage with potential extras is intriguing enough to check out. If they are CMT at least I'll get a good massage out of it. Before I took one for the team at these kind of rates though I thought I would check the team for any additional info.

[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-sophisticated-enticing-32/5233706[/url][/QUOTE]If you do the google search on the phone, she is the woman in Essex from BP back last summer and fall. She is very attractive, but, from what I remember, she didn't offer more than a nice massage from an attractive scantily clad woman. Her male friend was usually somewhere around, as I recall. Her donation has gone up 30 by the way. Maybe there is more going on, or it could be to cover the price of gas.