Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I just tried to find the info on the net. Someone removed the info. I understand why so many could not find it and again apologize. Now I am definitely avoiding it. The site was called topix and is a general site where anyone can read about things like costco buying kiddie land, or connies beef being a good place to eat. I have no idea if the info was fact. It could have been kids just writing false comments. It seems strange that the comments mysteriously disappeared. What a coincidence.[/QUOTE]Good points. That is the same site I saw the information. Didn't check again, but that was enough for me to stay away. In addition to that, her (the big tittied one) attitude last time kind of put me off. So I was probably going to avoid the place for a while anyways.

Hey Nino,

Thanks for your posts. Although I found nothing about the raid, I appreciate the heads up. I too will be careful. It would really suck to be busted at a place like that. Catching a disease & getting busted are my biggest fears in this game. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten extras on a first visit to a mp. It always made me wonder if the owners of these places were paying off some pols or le.

Maybe that's just the Chicagoan in me!

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]Saw the much ballyhooed Tiffany at Bella. Was less impressed than others on here. Cute, actually tries to give you a good massage (clearly lacking in training, but I appreciated that she really put her back into it when I asked for a hard massage), great table shower beforehand, sweet girl, 22 year old C-cups; but also was kind of rough with the ending--she actually hurt me a little bit. Also experienced the wallet-check for the first time. Left my wallet in my pants when I went for the table shower. When I got dressed at the end, noticed that my wallet was in a different pocket--nothing missing though.[/QUOTE]I had Tiffany for the first time on Sunday night. Not a great massage but she puts a lot of effort into it. What I loved about the session was that there was never any mention of a donation. Just for that alone gave her a little extra tip than normal.

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Has anyone checked this out?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1459362958.html[/url]

If no, I might just have to TOFTT.

PM me if you like, I do have stuff to trade if can help me out here.

GF[/QUOTE]Let us know if you TOFFT.

I may dive in myself.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]Saw the much ballyhooed Tiffany at Bella. Was less impressed than others on here. Cute, actually tries to give you a good massage (clearly lacking in training, but I appreciated that she really put her back into it when I asked for a hard massage), great table shower beforehand, sweet girl, 22 year old C-cups; but also was kind of rough with the ending--she actually hurt me a little bit. Also experienced the wallet-check for the first time. Left my wallet in my pants when I went for the table shower. When I got dressed at the end, noticed that my wallet was in a different pocket--nothing missing though.[/QUOTE]

As I stated a few pages back they have told me they do and will go thru your wallets. It's all part of their job I guess.

Just wanted to mention that when Topix deletes posts they can sometimes still be found via a Google search if it was up long enough for Google's spider to get it--sometimes this can be very quick. But you had better be very smart about your search--like know a specific phrase contained in the post--to be able to find it. Once found you look in the cached version of the page.

[QUOTE=Babycash]So nothing extra with the gils at Bella.[/QUOTE]But it's worth the trip for a good rub down. I got tired of Alices on Wentworth. Cherry used to be more fun, but she changed. Maybe I was going too often.

Friska in Mokena does a nice job, but just a nice massage. Nice girl too, but too hard for me to get to. I did see the light at Elegant and won't be back. Note to Silvio. I don't call myself Magooski for nothing!

Dropped by one an old favorite on 35th and Union. Parking was not a problem because it is not baseball season. Different folks working since my last visit--a little less attractive but very eager. About 5 to 7 on looks. Picked a late 20 something. Ok massage. Door fee is.6 for an hour. Extras on the menu in increments of.5. I indulged and I will say: tastes great. YMMV.

Had a 30 min session with MiMi late twenty something year old with a tight body but butterface. Some roaming around and little bit of fun. Even though I demonsrated the reason for my visit the session was uninspired and effortless. I wont repeat especially since my ATV LeiLei seems to be gone. Anyone know where she ended up.

I had to test out the hype, and I can let everyone know that I have confirmed the hype.

These are Tiffany's highlights:

1. Best natural boobs I have ever touched.

2. Light sensual massage that I dream of.

3. Great personality.

4. No haggling.

After our session I asked her if she performs 4 hands and who she is comfortable working with, and she stated a Polish blond who I spotted in the lobby. I think I might jump for that this weekend. What is up with the ugly Asian women that work at this place?

I checked her out a week ago. Shes ok. Great tits. Paid.8 for the massage which isn't bad, and then she asks for.6 for carribean caress at the end. Puts a glove on and gives HJ. Not bad. Won't let you see her tits the first time, but I shot on them and in the cleavage. Nice girl, nice place, clean, fun. Won't go back though.

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Has anyone checked this out?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1459362958.html[/url]

If no, I might just have to TOFTT.

PM me if you like, I do have stuff to trade if can help me out here.

GF[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wraithking]Went to tropical again today. Makes the 3rd time now. Usually get Karen but she was not there today. Got Kathy instead today. Good massage. On flip she gavee the menu. $ nude he. .5 just he. .75 topless. Tried to talk her down she would not budge. Will now only go back if I can get Karen. She only wanted .6 nude[/QUOTE]Tropical started getting more strict with their rates. I used to get a great massage, table shower for 60, and then a great HJ for.40. Once with Kathy, I have abotu 90minuts of fully nudity HJ./BJ/CamelSliding for 50. But haven't seen her since.

Lately hey are more strict. Melissa always gives me a HJ for 40 and climbs on top and lets me fondle her wherever, and vouched for me one time at Neighborhood Spa.(which I think has much hotter bigger tittied masseuses)

I was in Chinatown eating at Happy Chef (good Dim Sum there) when I looked up and saw a banner for a new spa. They are listed in CL as "GRAND OPENING ORIENTAL SPA--- (China square 5 min from downtown)" and are at 2163 B. S China pl 2 floor.

It looked like a nice place inside. I met Tina, who was not svelte, young or beautiful, but had a nice rack.

I said "what the heck" and paid the 65 for an hour. She gave a surprisingly good massage and had an excellent release technique. After the main event she continued to work on my head, neck and shoulders and feet.

The place was clean and I noticed her change out all of the linen while I was getting dressed. I may be back to check out other talent. Has anyone else visited this place?

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I had to test out the hype, and I can let everyone know that I have confirmed the hype.

These are Tiffany's highlights:

1. Best natural boobs I have ever touched.

2. Light sensual massage that I dream of.

3. Great personality.

4. No haggling.

After our session I asked her if she performs 4 hands and who she is comfortable working with, and she stated a Polish blond who I spotted in the lobby. I think I might jump for that this weekend. What is up with the ugly Asian women that work at this place?[/QUOTE]Very consistent with my experiences I had with her. Since I was the first one their before the boss lady I paid her direct and she actually reduced the door fee because she was 5 minutes late.

I did not see the Ugly Asian but I did see a very cute and perky Asian whose name was Linda. I might try her would appreciate if anyone sample her work.

[QUOTE=fredspy]I was in Chinatown eating at Happy Chef (good Dim Sum there) when I looked up and saw a banner for a new spa. They are listed in CL as "GRAND OPENING ORIENTAL SPA--- (China square 5 min from downtown)" and are at 2163 B. S China pl 2 floor.

It looked like a nice place inside. I met Tina, who was not svelte, young or beautiful, but had a nice rack.

I said "what the heck" and paid the 65 for an hour. She gave a surprisingly good massage and had an excellent release technique. After the main event she continued to work on my head, neck and shoulders and feet.

The place was clean and I noticed her change out all of the linen while I was getting dressed. I may be back to check out other talent. Has anyone else visited this place?[/QUOTE]


I reported on this place on 10/20/09. For me it was a rip off. I saw the overweight woman and took the thin one instead. In and out in 15 minutes. Read the report on this forum. I would not go back unless I hear that they changed the personel.

Called an ATF today to see if she was working. She said no, that she had left the AMP where we usually meet. She directed me to the Hilton Hotel on Maple Ave, Evanston, told me that’s where she works now. An AMP in the Hilton in downtown Evanston? Right. . .

I sensed a sting and stayed away.

Anybody know anything? PM, or better, post.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I had to test out the hype, and I can let everyone know that I have confirmed the hype.

These are Tiffany's highlights:

1. Best natural boobs I have ever touched.

2. Light sensual massage that I dream of.

3. Great personality.

4. No haggling.

After our session I asked her if she performs 4 hands and who she is comfortable working with, and she stated a Polish blond who I spotted in the lobby. I think I might jump for that this weekend. What is up with the ugly Asian women that work at this place?[/QUOTE]


Which Bella???

Went to Body and Soul today on Irving Park Road. Met at the door by an old woman, mid 70s? who wantd $70 for table shower and massage. I said who does the massage. She replied with something incomprehensible. Asked her to repeat, she did, very irritated. “Young woman.” A 50 yr old barge came into the room. Age is relative, right? I said I wanted someone younger. A 49 yr old arrived named Candy, mini skirt, etc. Okay. She led me to the table shower, which turned out to be a standup shower. She points the showerhead at me from the greatest distance she can achieve in a tight space, tosses me a rag and points to the soap dispenser. Then to the Sauna. I toweled off and went to the room to begin the negotiation. What you want? HJ. How much you pay? Union rates, 40. No. Fine. I started to get dressed. She said, Give me a little more, I do more, take off clothes. Fine, 50. No, more. I started to get dressed again. She said wait, okay for 50. I gave her the money and she stripped and started right in on my soft dick. She was in a hurry. I tried to slow her down, but no go. No tease, no smile, no seduction, just a fast, indifferent handshake. Hurry, hurry, hurry. I came quick and she toweled me off, touched my feet, ankles and thighs, asked me to sit up, touched my neck, upper back. Done. I don't think I actually ever got a full hardon, but I did come, fast.

Next time I go I’ll bring a stopwatch. She’s a champ, this one. I am sure this did not add up to half an hour.

I won’t return, though. I’m not into fast, indifferent handshakes by women who are too pressed to give me the time of day. She offered her mouth, by the way, but I didn’t want it.

This has not been a good day, what with the possible sting (see earlier post), and then this. It reminded me of 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl, which I reported on earlier today and on 10/20/09.

I’m going for a walk now. Good luck to the rest of you guys. I hope that your Friday the 13th is better than mine.

Has anyone heard or seen Cali the greek godess from EGV?

[QUOTE=Paleface]I reported on this place on 10/20/09. For me it was a rip off. I saw the overweight woman and took the thin one instead. In and out in 15 minutes. Read the report on this forum. I would not go back unless I hear that they changed the personel.[/QUOTE]I guess you should have taken the fire plug shaped one like I did! :-) I don't think I will be back either until I hear a positive review, but the massage I got was first rate (albeit a bit homely).

[QUOTE=Dls712]Has anyone heard or seen Cali the greek godess from EGV?[/QUOTE]

Given that this is the third time you've asked this question, my guess is no.

Don't expect anyone (especially seniors) to be forthcoming if you're not willing to provide any relevant reports first. Sorry, that's just the way it is. I had to learn the same lesson when I started.

You should have walk out when you had the chance. Its shit like this that keeps these fucekrs in business. Right there you said its ok to get serviced from an old hag and let her treat you/us like shit and get away with it. I dont feel you on this one. Smarten UP!!!

[QUOTE=Paleface]Went to Body and Soul today on Irving Park Road. Met at the door by an old woman, mid 70s? who wantd $70 for table shower and massage. I said who does the massage. She replied with something incomprehensible. Asked her to repeat, she did, very irritated. “Young woman.” A 50 yr old barge came into the room. Age is relative, right? I said I wanted someone younger. A 49 yr old arrived named Candy, mini skirt, etc. Okay. She led me to the table shower, which turned out to be a standup shower. She points the showerhead at me from the greatest distance she can achieve in a tight space, tosses me a rag and points to the soap dispenser. Then to the Sauna. I toweled off and went to the room to begin the negotiation. What you want? HJ. How much you pay? Union rates, 40. No. Fine. I started to get dressed. She said, Give me a little more, I do more, take off clothes. Fine, 50. No, more. I started to get dressed again. She said wait, okay for 50. I gave her the money and she stripped and started right in on my soft dick. She was in a hurry. I tried to slow her down, but no go. No tease, no smile, no seduction, just a fast, indifferent handshake. Hurry, hurry, hurry. I came quick and she toweled me off, touched my feet, ankles and thighs, asked me to sit up, touched my neck, upper back. Done. I don't think I actually ever got a full hardon, but I did come, fast.

Next time I go I’ll bring a stopwatch. She’s a champ, this one. I am sure this did not add up to half an hour.

I won’t return, though. I’m not into fast, indifferent handshakes by women who are too pressed to give me the time of day. She offered her mouth, by the way, but I didn’t want it.

This has not been a good day, what with the possible sting (see earlier post), and then this. It reminded me of 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl, which I reported on earlier today and on 10/20/09.

I’m going for a walk now. Good luck to the rest of you guys. I hope that your Friday the 13th is better than mine.[/QUOTE]

Silvio:

A few questions for you.

1. If I had walked out, how could I have evaluated her service? I had no problem with her until she serviced me.

2. How would me walking out, one customer, put her out of business?

3. How could any AMP going out of business possibly be a benefit to anyone?

If I had simply walked out, I would have had virtually nothing to report. Then you, Silvio, would not know that this place is probably not your cup of jasmine tea.

My only regret about the report is that I forgot to include the acronym, YMMV. This place might be perfect for a lot of guys, but yesterday, not for me. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Silvio]You should have walk out when you had the chance. Its shit like this that keeps these fucekrs in business. Right there you said its ok to get serviced from an old hag and let her treat you/us like shit and get away with it. I dont feel you on this one. Smarten UP!!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Paleface]Silvio:

A few questions for you.

1. If I had walked out, how could I have evaluated her service? I had no problem with her until she serviced me.

2. How would me walking out, one customer, put her out of business?

3. How could any AMP going out of business possibly be a benefit to anyone?

If I had simply walked out, I would have had virtually nothing to report. Then you, Silvio, would not know that this place is probably not your cup of jasmine tea.[/QUOTE]

I'm not Silvio, but I'd like to take a shot at answering those questions.

1. The way you wrote your original post, it seems that your instincts were telling you the service was going to be terrible, and you were right. If you had walked out without spending the door fee, we would have known that the price was out of line and that the ladies were seriously old. That already tells most of us that this is a place to avoid.

If you had walked out without HE, we would have known that their negotiating is unreasonable and that they pull an attitude at that point. Whenever they pull that s**t, it's almost a guarantee that the service is poor. There should be no negotiating at all. They should do the HR and accept whatever you decide to give them. If the service is great (and I mean GREAT) and they act like they want more, tip extra if it's deserved. If the service is bad and they want more, who cares? You're not going back.

The level of service we ALL accept in this town is terrible. Let me give you an analogy. Suppose a restaurant serves nothing but dog food. If the people don't order it, they either improve their food or go out of business. If the people do order dog food, don't complain and keep coming back, why should the restaurant improve their food? No offense, but you just had some Alpo.

2. It all starts with one customer. See Oriental Beauty Spa on Harlem.

3. It tells the people running these places that they better improve their service and/or lower their prices.

There are four AMPs within a one square mile radius on the far north side - Devon, B.D., Yang and a new one on Peterson that I shall report on shortly. I don't believe any of them charge less than .7, and that may not include a TS. You can get the same service in Chinatown or even downtown for .5. As long as people are willing to pay the .7 for crappy service, there is no incentive for them to get better and/or cheaper.

Saw Julie the other day and had a purty funny something about mary experience. Julie, per usual, is fantastic. She gives a great massage but most importantly she has a really cute personality & looks good too. The table shower was very fun and I got excited in there. She paid a lot of attention to the boys and even made sure my crack was clean. have to love a girl like that. I paid cash this time so I wouldn't get that $5 tax for using a VISA. Towards the finish, I pulled her close to me and starting talking dirty in her ear and she was like "oh yeah, oh yeah" and when I shot my load it hit her in the side of the face. LOL. She had her hair in one of those hair does where her hair is in a pony tail or pulled back but she has those two strands of hair hanging down on each side of her face. So it totally nailed the left side and instead of that part of her hair hanging straight down like the other side, it stuck out at a 90 degree angle as I left. Ish was hilarious.

Great experience, as always, at km. Highly recommended.

People keep talking up bella, and I'm on western a lot, but I'm not in favor of places that rifle around in your pockets and wallet. is this a given every time you visit?

F that, man.

Chances are she has pulled this crap with many other mongers and maybe if everyone walked out on this they'd get the hint that were tired of all the ugly old ladies. Everyone knows we already get the tired old bats. If I walk into a place and they're old and ugly I walk right back out especially If I give them a shot at redemption and request a younger woman, and I dont mean by months, and they counter with more of the same then its ok for them to continue with crap woman and up to us to take a stance. Not trying to be an ass but merely trying to improve service and quality for everyone. Can we all agree younger means 20's and 30's not 40' and 50's.

[QUOTE=Paleface]Silvio:

A few questions for you.

1. If I had walked out, how could I have evaluated her service? I had no problem with her until she serviced me.

2. How would me walking out, one customer, put her out of business?

3. How could any AMP going out of business possibly be a benefit to anyone?

If I had simply walked out, I would have had virtually nothing to report. Then you, Silvio, would not know that this place is probably not your cup of jasmine tea.

My only regret about the report is that I forgot to include the acronym, YMMV. This place might be perfect for a lot of guys, but yesterday, not for me. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Silvio]Chances are she has pulled this crap with many other mongers and maybe if everyone walked out on this they'd get the hint that were tired of all the ugly old ladies. Everyone knows we already get the tired old bats. If I walk into a place and they're old and ugly I walk right back out especially If I give them a shot at redemption and request a younger woman, and I dont mean by months, and they counter with more of the same then its ok for them to continue with crap woman and up to us to take a stance. Not trying to be an ass but merely trying to improve service and quality for everyone. Can we all agree younger means 20's and 30's not 40' and 50's.[/QUOTE]


I couldn't agree more!!! We have to set the expectation otherwise we lose control of the market!!

[QUOTE=Silvio]Can we all agree younger means 20's and 30's not 40' and 50's.[/QUOTE]

Hell yes, that's why I dump my gfs and/or wives once they hit 35.

Silvio:

With all due respect to a fellow monger, Silvio, you have make some great contributions to this forum. Thank you. I’m relatively new at this, and this forum has been very helpful.

For me, it is not only a question of age. I prefer younger women, and I can easily agree with you that 20s to 30s is young. But to me it is also a question of service. I have had good service from older women and bad experiences with younger ones, and the other way around, of course. I can accept an older woman in her 40s or 50s, but only if she is in good shape, and if she is willing to take care of me. I don’t like fast, indifferent service.

I posted bad reviews on 2 places recently, Body and Soul, Irving Park Road, just east of Elston, and 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl. It was not the age of the women that bothered me in either case. Both were good looking to me. The 2nd floor woman had a body that looked better than a lot of 20 year olds. What do we call that, Butterface? It was the bad service that bothered me.

You said, “Chances are she has pulled this crap with many other mongers and maybe if everyone walked out on this they'd get the hint that were tired of all the ugly old ladies.” I agree with you, but if she pulled this crap with many other mongers, we should have read about it here. You are right. As the reports start coming in, service should improve. They must read this forum too. IMHO, we need reports on this kind of thing.

Sorry to go on so long. I’m not trying to argue with you here, Silvio. I’m just looking at it from another perspective. I hope you do not take offense. None was intended.


[QUOTE=Silvio]Chances are she has pulled this crap with many other mongers and maybe if everyone walked out on this they'd get the hint that were tired of all the ugly old ladies. Everyone knows we already get the tired old bats. If I walk into a place and they're old and ugly I walk right back out especially If I give them a shot at redemption and request a younger woman, and I dont mean by months, and they counter with more of the same then its ok for them to continue with crap woman and up to us to take a stance. Not trying to be an ass but merely trying to improve service and quality for everyone. Can we all agree younger means 20's and 30's not 40' and 50's.[/QUOTE]

I visited an establishment located in the 2900 block of W. Archer. As I parked my car I noticed two seedy looking characters loitering on the sidewalk across the street but I didn't pay them any mind. Came back and found that my car had been broken into and items were stolen.
Apparently mongers are being watched as they park and enter. They must figure that you'll be inside at least half an hour and they make their move accordingly...better to park on the side streets and walk a block or so.

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I had to test out the hype, and I can let everyone know that I have confirmed the hype.

These are Tiffany's highlights:

1. Best natural boobs I have ever touched.

2. Light sensual massage that I dream of.

3. Great personality.

4. No haggling.

After our session I asked her if she performs 4 hands and who she is comfortable working with, and she stated a Polish blond who I spotted in the lobby. I think I might jump for that this weekend. What is up with the ugly Asian women that work at this place?[/QUOTE]

I went out in search of Latin satisfaction, saw some .4 and .45 specials ( also especials) on CL. Places were closed (around 8pm Sunday) I guess I should have taken the hint when no one answered the phone!!

So, do I veer west to Cicero or hit Bella, which can be pricey. I go for Bella. Once inside I do see an ugly asian, so I ask who else is working. I am asked who am I looking for, I throw out a name of someone I recently visited in OBT but was way overpriced ( I knew she also worked here, since I did not see her in front, thought it was safe to mention her name). I am told she just stepped out but they will call her. I tell them don't do that, I will just come back another day. I am then offered an Euro. Remembering some positive comments on Tiff I go for it. TS not offered, does both a hard and then a soft touch.

Puppies released very easily, some access down below, but I do notice an odor problem (penicillan will clear that up).

As other have mentioned, no tip discussion, so I overtip. Not sure what would happen if I undertipped, but she did not even count the tip, pehaps she can feel how thick or thin the stack is!

None taken...in your young tenure here you have made some great reports. I'm just trying to at the very least improve quality and service from these places. Also most of these places are visited from people not on this board but if we can collectively not put up with old hags and service maybe we can impact these places for the better.

[QUOTE=Paleface]Silvio:

With all due respect to a fellow monger, Silvio, you have make some great contributions to this forum. Thank you. I’m relatively new at this, and this forum has been very helpful.

For me, it is not only a question of age. I prefer younger women, and I can easily agree with you that 20s to 30s is young. But to me it is also a question of service. I have had good service from older women and bad experiences with younger ones, and the other way around, of course. I can accept an older woman in her 40s or 50s, but only if she is in good shape, and if she is willing to take care of me. I don’t like fast, indifferent service.

I posted bad reviews on 2 places recently, Body and Soul, Irving Park Road, just east of Elston, and 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl. It was not the age of the women that bothered me in either case. Both were good looking to me. The 2nd floor woman had a body that looked better than a lot of 20 year olds. What do we call that, Butterface? It was the bad service that bothered me.

You said, “Chances are she has pulled this crap with many other mongers and maybe if everyone walked out on this they'd get the hint that were tired of all the ugly old ladies.” I agree with you, but if she pulled this crap with many other mongers, we should have read about it here. You are right. As the reports start coming in, service should improve. They must read this forum too. IMHO, we need reports on this kind of thing.

Sorry to go on so long. I’m not trying to argue with you here, Silvio. I’m just looking at it from another perspective. I hope you do not take offense. None was intended.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mengzi]I visited an establishment located in the 2900 block of W. Archer. As I parked my car I noticed two seedy looking characters loitering on the sidewalk across the street but I didn't pay them any mind. Came back and found that my car had been broken into and items were stolen.
Apparently mongers are being watched as they park and enter. They must figure that you'll be inside at least half an hour and they make their move accordingly...better to park on the side streets and walk a block or so.[/QUOTE]

Since I sometimes visit this block, I would appreciate more details. (PM me, if you wish.)
--Did you park close to business or down the street?
--Were suspects young or older? (Ie. youths or professionals. Dressed like gangbangers?)
--Race of suspects? (If Asian could they be connected with said establishment?)
--Method of break-in? (Smash glass or what?)
--Was trunk broken into?
--What items did they take (in general)? Radio gone? Etc.
--Did you have something visible in car to attract criminals?
--Time of day? After dark or daylight? Weekend or weekday?
--Many cars on street? (Ie. cover for their criminal activity.)
--Were police called? Their response? (In Chicago they don't ususally respond unless you give a more colorful description of event to perk their interest. They want to do it all over the phone.)
Sorry for your problem, but this is very valuable intel for us mongers. I thank you for the report very much.

[url]http://www.startouchmassage.com/[/url]

Anyone feel like toftt and reoprting back. Found her bp and advertises being on the southside near McKinley park.

Silvio:

Thank you for this post. I think that you and I are in agreement. We both want better quality and better service. You’re right. We need hang together to get it.

I’ve been burned more times than I’ve admitted on this forum by ugly old ladies and young ones too who couldn’t care less about you, me, or anyone else. I’d like to see more reports with names and addresses and any other details you guys are willing to share.

Not long ago, I read some posts about the shabby service at Elegant, and I drove by and found that place, but I did not walk through that door. Later, I started to read posts that say that things have improved over there. Next time I’m on that street, I’m going in.

I don’t know for sure, but I think that we’re not just talking to each other here. I think that mama and papasan are reading these posts too. I think they are listening. They need to listen. There’s a lot of us in this forum, and we’re not nothing. Let’s hang together.

[QUOTE=Silvio]None taken...in your young tenure here you have made some great reports. I'm just trying to at the very least improve quality and service from these places. Also most of these places are visited from people not on this board but if we can collectively not put up with old hags and service maybe we can impact these places for the better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I just tried to find the info on the net. Someone removed the info. I understand why so many could not find it and again apologize. Now I am definitely avoiding it. The site was called topix and is a general site where anyone can read about things like costco buying kiddie land, or connies beef being a good place to eat. I have no idea if the info was fact. It could have been kids just writing false comments. It seems strange that the comments mysteriously disappeared. What a coincidence. [/QUOTE]I contacted Topix after your report and informed them that there was "illegal activities being discussed on their forum", and that it would be wise to take down the thread. I didn't really think they would, but I got an emailed response thanking me for the heads-up.

I figured, the guy who gave the warning wasn't posting any more, and the 2 idiots spilling the beans just kept posting details. Probably not good for business, or for us.

Recently, I have just started my entire encounter by explaining I have heard good and bad things about the establishment. I say, "I was here about three months ago and saw(pick your name, wendy, cindy, may, etc) and I had a great time. She treated me so good. Is she here? Anyway, my friend was here and he said he would never come back, you did not treat him well. Is that true?"
They say no, I get what I want. I just establish what I expect from the beginning.

Visited Lisunia's the other day. I had a hard time finding it, swore it wasn't there, but the opposite side numbers are a bit off. I finally found it in the back of a little mall.

The girls were very attractive. Not very friendly, though. I asked for the VIP and got a rather bland massage, but a decent he. Apparently the top will come off for 3 Mr. Jacksons, but I was short, and she was firm. C'est la vie.

Went to the above referenced establishment(4200 S. Archer) for what has to be the most bizarre experience yet. I pull the ticket of Mi Mi, a young semi attractive lady. The massage was actually quite good and the price of. 55 including the TS was reasonable. So we get the end of the massage and she rubs most of the right spots and then she says tableshower, so I grab her hand and show her where she forgot to massage. She keeps repeating Tableshower over and over, so there you have it. We go the TS and there she has place a towel over the TS and she scrubs me down and then when I flip over she starts rubbing the spot she missed.

Now, here is where it gets strange, she then stops and starts deep massaging my balls and tells me to finish my self and is pretty adamant about it. So I finish my self because I was almost at the mountain top when she did this. Then she does a half ass job on the clean up. I mean WTF? So I get dressed and drop. 45 for the tip, it was a decent massage and get on the road.

Its only when I get home and my SO tells me I smell like a cheap whorehouse do I figure out that I have been bathed in something that lingers. I have a pretty good explanation for why this is and take a quick shower.

But here is my final statement:

Massage 7

Looks 6

Ending 3

A massage parlor that uses fragrant oils and soaps: 0

Won't repeat unless I take my own shower kit.