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[QUOTE=IAmTheOnly1;2605519]Need a little help. I am new in Orlando and I was wondering if any one can send me a PM about a shorty (5'0" or less) young looking hotty that is providing GFE / PSE. Doesn't matter if she is UTR or not.[/QUOTE]Dahlia is 4'11" and anyone that has ever had a date with her would think she fits the qualifications.

That said, I looked at your posts and could only find one review in 57 posts. Two things. First, I would hope you might want to review some of the ladies you visit and share with your friends and not just ask for us to be your concierge. Second, Dahlia and many other quality ladies in our neighborhood tend to screen very heavily. They like to see the way you review, as well.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2605294]Whoa, this true? Does it apply to SP, monger, or both? Any place we can read somethin more 'official' about this?[/QUOTE]GM,

Here is a pretty good article comparing the current law with the new law:

[URL]http://www.criminallawyerinjax.com/2015/04/new-soliciting-prostitution-law-in-florida/[/URL]

Simply stated, the third time a SP is convicted of solicitation, the second for us Johns, it is a Third Degree Felony. What does that mean? In Florida, a Third Degree Felony is punishable by no more than five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. By the way, for the third time for us Johns it can go up to 15 years. Ouch!

It is interesting that on the Third Degree Felony strike you may be given the option of enrolling in an intervention program. I am guessing this may be the same type of program that Josh Dugger is in.

It gets better. On your first conviction you must serve 100 hours of community service AND pay for and attend an approved educational program that focuses on the negative effects of prostitution and human trafficking. For the second or subsequent time, he or she will have to serve a mandatory 10 day jail sentence. There is an additional punishment if a vehicle is used during the commission of the crime. If a person uses his or her vehicle while soliciting prostitution, the judge may impound or immobilize the vehicle for 60 days.

Kinda sucks for car dates.

So, yeah, the game is changing a bit.

C3.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2605142]You say you have been gone from the forum for a year and a half and now your back on the forum for a few weeks and making evaluations about how bad it is. Now that does not seem very fair at all. I was here way before you came along the first time and I'm still here to tell you that there are more quality mongers and providers here then there has ever been. Just because many of your old buddy's may not be around does not mean things have gone down hill. Cash & Dash has been happening for years it is nothing new. No Call no show has also been happening for ever nothing new. There has also always been providers & mongers who do drugs not new. Not sure why you thought this was not happening before when you were on the forum but this is your wake up call. You really know how to make friends basically saying there are not any quality providers and mongers on this forum. If your going to have that kind of attitude I say you take your gator ass on to another forum! We don't need you.[/QUOTE]Jazak your post was dead on! You Said pretty much exactly how I feel. Nothing is different. Shit been going on forever and ever. If Gater doesn't like it here then move on! I doubt anyone will miss her.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2605787]GM,

Here is a pretty good article comparing the current law with the new law:

[URL]http://www.criminallawyerinjax.com/2015/04/new-soliciting-prostitution-law-in-florida/[/URL]

Simply stated, the third time a SP is convicted of solicitation, the second for us Johns, it is a Third Degree Felony. What does that mean? In Florida, a Third Degree Felony is punishable by no more than five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. By the way, for the third time for us Johns it can go up to 15 years. Ouch!

It is interesting that on the Third Degree Felony strike you may be given the option of enrolling in an intervention program. I am guessing this may be the same type of program that Josh Dugger is in.

It gets better. On your first conviction you must serve 100 hours of community service AND pay for and attend an approved educational program that focuses on the negative effects of prostitution and human trafficking. For the second or subsequent time, he or she will have to serve a mandatory 10 day jail sentence. There is an additional punishment if a vehicle is used during the commission of the crime. If a person uses his or her vehicle while soliciting prostitution, the judge may impound or immobilize the vehicle for 60 days.

Kinda sucks for car dates.

So, yeah, the game is changing a bit.

C3.[/QUOTE]I believe the 10 day minimum mandatory jail sentence applies on the first conviction with increased jail time for subsequent convictions. However, I could be mistaken and would welcome input from other hobbyists with information on the subject. For those unfamiliar with the changes, you can google "New Florida prostitution statute changes effective October 2015" or something similar and you will receive multiple hits.

I think an immediate effect would be that the value of a known and trusted provider would be greatly enhanced as only an unwitting or reckless hobbyist would contact an unverified provider after October 1.

Imagine all of the tourists here for big football games, concerts, conventions, etc, who will be ensnared in the new law. There will be many other unintended (or perhaps intended) consequences that will not become apparent until after October 1. Definitely a game changer.

[QUOTE=TheGater;2605312]I wasn't putting down any of the long time gentlemen or saying there weren't any anymore. Or providers for that matter, only that from reading postings I see a lot more negative than positive feedback. I for one know there are still plenty of good ladies I see them on here. But there are also those that have fallen, and far at that. I did not say anything that was not true, so so many have taken to dope now that were not then. I have talked to plenty of my old friends and hear stories. It's OK to admit things have changed WITHOUT taking offence to it. Yea sure it has all been around for centuries I get it, but tell me it is not happening more now and I will try and believe that. No one who provides quality service should have been offended, no one who is an outstanding monger should have been offended. Those boys and girls who did get offended should wonder why. I wasn't attacking I was just expressing what I was seeing. It is sad, we should not treat each other with disrespect, this is after all a hospitality business. It is our job as providers to offer the best services possible. If you disagree it is OK. That is your right.

Gater.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheGater;2603490]Hello everyone,

I want to start by saying I am confused. What happened in the year and a half I have been gone. ?? So many of the wonderful gentleman are gone, so many of the top shelf providers are gone or on dope?? WTF?? How can anyone provide quality service when all you want is your next fix? I was around with Joytoy, JustJenna, Froggy, both savanahs and several other high end girls who knew how to take care of your needs.

Now we have cash and dash, we have no call no show. We have both guys and girls standing people up! It's sad. This was a respectable board at one time, everyone treated everyone with respect and common decency.

Guess what I am not on dope, I am not on pills, I smoke pot big deal but NOTHING ELSE. I see everything, I remember things, I make appointments and I keep them, and if something does happen I give plenty of notice so you may find someone else. I miss the days when it was all grown ups clean and sober. A little fun had by all. I won't be around long but while I am here I would love for my old friends to say hi. I hope we can get this board back to the way it was with quality providers and gentlemen who showed up to scheduled appointments.

Play safe everyone.

Dope is for dopes![/QUOTE]RELAX! How about you relaxing those Gator fingers of yours and start using your brain to do some thinking before you start typing. You say you were not putting anyone down then I suggest you go back and read your post that I have quoted above. It's the third paragraph fourth line qoute: "I hope we can get this board back to the way it was with quality providers and gentlemen who showed up to scheduled appointments. " So you think this is not putting down the existing providers or mongers on this forum? Sorry not the way I read and sure others feel the same way I do. Although many of the mongers probably will not admit to it because they don't want to loose their chance of getting their Oscar Meyer wiener juiced. There are many providers out here that I respect, some I have never even been with them but I have much respect just because they have such good reviews. The last thing we need on this forum is someone who has been here only for few short weeks and is giving everyone her evaluation of the forum. Give it some time get to know the new people on the forum then six months or a year down the road give your evaluation.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2605787]GM,

Here is a pretty good article comparing the current law with the new law:

[URL]http://www.criminallawyerinjax.com/2015/04/new-soliciting-prostitution-law-in-florida/[/URL]

Simply stated, the third time a SP is convicted of solicitation, the second for us Johns, it is a Third Degree Felony. What does that mean? In Florida, a Third Degree Felony is punishable by no more than five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. By the way, for the third time for us Johns it can go up to 15 years. Ouch!

It is interesting that on the Third Degree Felony strike you may be given the option of enrolling in an intervention program. I am guessing this may be the same type of program that Josh Dugger is in.

It gets better. On your first conviction you must serve 100 hours of community service AND pay for and attend an approved educational program that focuses on the negative effects of prostitution and human trafficking. For the second or subsequent time, he or she will have to serve a mandatory 10 day jail sentence. There is an additional punishment if a vehicle is used during the commission of the crime. If a person uses his or her vehicle while soliciting prostitution, the judge may impound or immobilize the vehicle for 60 days.

Kinda sucks for car dates.

So, yeah, the game is changing a bit.

C3.[/QUOTE]Yes it's definitely changing.

What is troubling is the words "mandatory sentencing" It remains to be seen if the prosecutors will have room to allow a plea to a lesser offense or if they have a 'slam dunk' where they have the person on tape committing the offense, will they draw the hard line and nail you to the cross. If they do and you have to either go to trial or plead guilty then the judge has to give you the "mandatory sentence" and it's no joke and a game changer.

The old way if you were found guilty the first time you paid court costs, attended a "Red Cross" 4 hr. STD class, and went to the health dept. For an Aid's test.

Now having said that under the old law the prosecutors had a lot of leeway, many of you remember "Tanya" on the trail she is still around after close to 20 yrs. , I think she just delivers dope now but anyway she has been arrested well over 20 x and has never been charged or convicted of a FELONY. And the old law allowed a felony after the third conviction—so it remains to be seen how it will be handled—but personally I won't be finding out.

I do know a girl that was convicted of shoplifting and upon her third arrest she was convicted of a felony and now she is being arraigned this month on her fourth shoplifting arrest, she is also a part time in and out of the business provider who has one misdemeanor prost. Conviction. So it seems they are getting stricter.

Hopefully if a guy is a member here and reads TFF and learns to keep his mouth shut in terms of what constitutes solicitation I. E. The offering of money for a sexual act, he will be fine. But we all know that most of the men in Orlando don't read the forum and LEO will have a field day with this new law. And remember the solicitation can be done on the phone or email and if you offer or agree to a sex act for money and then show up at a location, you are cooked.

I responded to a "Craigs list ad" in Lake County last week. A girl posted that she needed help making her truck payment, I responded how much is the payment and to send me a picture of the truck. A real girl would have sent me a hot pic and a payment figure and we would have worked out the details without ever saying anything specific. She responded " I love that truck and I'm going to run out and take a picture" (10 pm) I never got a further response, I wonder why? Could it be that I didn't offer her a truck payment for a P. O. A. Be extremely careful always but especially after October First.

VS.

For you guys that took offense to TheGater's recent posts, you need to look in the mirror! If you think you're one of the "good guys" on this forum (as I do), then you shouldn't have been offended by anything she had to say (as I was not).

You have to ask yourselves, if she has been gone for 18 months, where has she gotten her current impressions of the state of our community. I'll tell you where; from reading the forum, and all the crap that has been posted. From that perspective, I would have to agree with a lot of what TheGater had to say!

In any case, TheGater provides stellar service for a very reasonable donation, and you'll be lucky if you ever get the chance to feed TheGater!

[ATTACH]391123[/ATTACH]

Gater just called it like she saw it. I know lots of people who feel the same. SPs and mongers. She's been around a long time. Just because she took a year off doesn't mean she doesn't know what she's talking about. I know several guys here she has kept seeing for a little side fun. The douchebag ratio has just gone up. Still great people on here, they are just sick of shit and pm instead of getting involved. This just helps a smaller group of guys who've been around instead of the whole group. Unfortunately, people are grouping the BP girls into our group and they are not part of the forum or part of our advertisers. It's who said she said or tomato tamato. In the end, it's not the same as it was 2 years ago. Just not.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2606119]Yes it's definitely changing.

What is troubling is the words "mandatory sentencing" It remains to be seen if the prosecutors will have room to allow a plea to a lesser offense or if they have a 'slam dunk' where they have the person on tape committing the offense, will they draw the hard line and nail you to the cross. If they do and you have to either go to trial or plead guilty then the judge has to give you the "mandatory sentence" and it's no joke and a game changer.

The old way if you were found guilty the first time you paid court costs, attended a "Red Cross" 4 hr. STD class, and went to the health dept. For an Aid's test.

Now having said that under the old law the prosecutors had a lot of leeway, many of you remember "Tanya" on the trail she is still around after close to 20 yrs. , I think she just delivers dope now but anyway she has been arrested well over 20 x and has never been charged or convicted of a FELONY. And the old law allowed a felony after the third convictionso it remains to be seen how it will be handledbut personally I won't be finding out.

I do know a girl that was convicted of shoplifting and upon her third arrest she was convicted of a felony and now she is being arraigned this month on her fourth shoplifting arrest, she is also a part time in and out of the business provider who has one misdemeanor prost. Conviction. So it seems they are getting stricter.

Hopefully if a guy is a member here and reads TFF and learns to keep his mouth shut in terms of what constitutes solicitation I. E. The offering of money for a sexual act, he will be fine. But we all know that most of the men in Orlando don't read the forum and LEO will have a field day with this new law. And remember the solicitation can be done on the phone or email and if you offer or agree to a sex act for money and then show up at a location, you are cooked.

I responded to a "Craigs list ad" in Lake County last week. A girl posted that she needed help making her truck payment, I responded how much is the payment and to send me a picture of the truck. A real girl would have sent me a hot pic and a payment figure and we would have worked out the details without ever saying anything specific. She responded " I love that truck and I'm going to run out and take a picture" (10 pm) I never got a further response, I wonder why? Could it be that I didn't offer her a truck payment for a P. O. A. Be extremely careful always but especially after October First.

VS.[/QUOTE]Maybe when she went out to take the pic, the truck had already been repoed.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2606254]For you guys that took offense to TheGater's recent posts, you need to look in the mirror! If you think you're one of the "good guys" on this forum (as I do), then you shouldn't have been offended by anything she had to say (as I was not).

You have to ask yourselves, if she has been gone for 18 months, where has she gotten her current impressions of the state of our community. I'll tell you where; from reading the forum, and all the crap that has been posted. From that perspective, I would have to agree with a lot of what TheGater had to say!

In any case, TheGater provides stellar service for a very reasonable donation, and you'll be lucky if you ever get the chance to feed TheGater!

[ATTACH]391123[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Dumb and dumber!! LOL!! Disgusting pic!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2606254]For you guys that took offense to TheGater's recent posts, you need to look in the mirror! If you think you're one of the "good guys" on this forum (as I do), then you shouldn't have been offended by anything she had to say (as I was not).

You have to ask yourselves, if she has been gone for 18 months, where has she gotten her current impressions of the state of our community. I'll tell you where; from reading the forum, and all the crap that has been posted. From that perspective, I would have to agree with a lot of what TheGater had to say!

In any case, TheGater provides stellar service for a very reasonable donation, and you'll be lucky if you ever get the chance to feed TheGater!

[ATTACH]391123[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Is that a picture of The Gator?

[QUOTE=IAmTheOnly1;2606442][attach]391123[/attach]
Is that a picture of The Gator?[/QUOTE]The one and only, back in May 2013.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2606430]Dumb and dumber!! LOL!! Disgusting pic!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Have you looked in the mirror bro? Your entire life is disgusting you fucking simp!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2606489]So, this is my suspicion and hoping you can clear it up. Once, you never even thanked or reached out when I offered help, hmmmmm. Second, c5 likes to discredit provides to detour business his way and you are king and cash and dash. So, I'm offering a hhr on me to clear up any suspicion that you are really C5. I'm woman enough to report if I was wrong and validate you to give you credibility I believe you are lacking. Oh yes C5 Misty the Ho is a creative writer specializing in internet and social media hmm.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Was supposed to be a jaded provider slamming all the competition.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2606430]Dumb and dumber!! LOL!! Disgusting pic!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Because it didn't say Gay'tor. Welcome back to the Trap sir.

Hey where is Montes? What is his new handle?

Jenna, I will never understand why a guy comes on here and insults 1 of the lovely ladies of the board, jeez Chris didn't your mama ever teach you "if ya got nothing nice to say then say nothing" no sense in being fuckin rude like that bro, ya think other ladies who see your comment don't immediately say "what a douchebag" sure statements like that just endear ya with the ladies ugh.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2606650]Have you looked in the mirror bro? Your entire life is disgusting you fucking simp![/QUOTE]

While I think you are a female provider impersonating a hobbyist. You are definitely weird. What monger does not like a good old BBBJ. I mean on the obt model scale she is probably a 10.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2606430]Dumb and dumber!! LOL!! Disgusting pic!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2606883]Jenna, I will never understand why a guy comes on here and insults 1 of the lovely ladies of the board, jeez Chris didn't your mama ever teach you "if ya got nothing nice to say then say nothing" no sense in being fuckin rude like that bro, ya think other ladies who see your comment don't immediately say "what a douchebag" sure statements like that just endear ya with the ladies ugh.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2606650]Have you looked in the mirror bro? Your entire life is disgusting you fucking simp![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2606350]Don't you have a dingleberry to wipe instead of insulting a reputable SP? Apparently you haven't done your homework on the gater and her knowledge of OBT? So, why don't you drink a tall glass of STFU, if you don't have one I'm sure one of the many over priced reputable SP can fix that.

Swag.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WorldFlyBoy;2606296]Gater just called it like she saw it. I know lots of people who feel the same. SPs and mongers. She's been around a long time. Just because she took a year off doesn't mean she doesn't know what she's talking about. I know several guys here she has kept seeing for a little side fun. The douchebag ratio has just gone up. Still great people on here, they are just sick of shit and pm instead of getting involved. This just helps a smaller group of guys who've been around instead of the whole group. Unfortunately, people are grouping the BP girls into our group and they are not part of the forum or part of our advertisers. It's who said she said or tomato tamato. In the end, it's not the same as it was 2 years ago. Just not.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheGater;2605312]I wasn't putting down any of the long time gentlemen or saying there weren't any anymore. Or providers for that matter, only that from reading postings I see a lot more negative than positive feedback. I for one know there are still plenty of good ladies I see them on here. But there are also those that have fallen, and far at that. I did not say anything that was not true, so so many have taken to dope now that were not then. I have talked to plenty of my old friends and hear stories. It's OK to admit things have changed WITHOUT taking offence to it. Yea sure it has all been around for centuries I get it, but tell me it is not happening more now and I will try and believe that. No one who provides quality service should have been offended, no one who is an outstanding monger should have been offended. Those boys and girls who did get offended should wonder why. I wasn't attacking I was just expressing what I was seeing. It is sad, we should not treat each other with disrespect, this is after all a hospitality business. It is our job as providers to offer the best services possible. If you disagree it is OK. That is your right.

Gater.[/QUOTE]So this is the latest garbage coming out of the TRAP. Slammbam you obviously know nothing about me or my posts because if you did, YOU would determine that I could give a rat's ass what you or anyone else thinks of me. You want to suck up to provider's? Fine! Just stay out of my way asshole! You don't like my posts, put me on ignore. I will not give you or any other nobody monger or provider ANY credibility! By me even mentioning your name slambam you will get many high fives and PM telling you how great you are for attacking me. You're a nobody to me and this will be my last post to you.

What's amazing is how everyone here hates me yet my name AND my posts are the most READ on this thread! You cocksuckers would still be talking about favorite restaurants if it weren't for me and the gentleman Montes! Your all losers with no life. You MONGERS wish you could say the shit I say! But you're to afraid of what the provider may think of you.

Pathetic! It takes special type of asshole to get me to always respond to a post. Unfortunately none of you fuckers are in that class! That spot is reserved for Camera3! By far the biggest douche bag in this city.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2606883]Jenna, I will never understand why a guy comes on here and insults 1 of the lovely ladies of the board, jeez Chris didn't your mama ever teach you "if ya got nothing nice to say then say nothing" no sense in being fuckin rude like that bro, ya think other ladies who see your comment don't immediately say "what a douchebag" sure statements like that just endear ya with the ladies ugh.[/QUOTE]Brunch was absolutely amazing, so I'm going to be like Elsa today and LET IT GOOOOOO! Lmao.

I have been around long enough to notice that we always seem to have two guys that hang around our literary club that provide little real intel and think their shit don't stink. They piss everybody off and seem to be OK with that. They tend to last a few months and then piss off Sonny and get permanently banned or just go away. Just about the time we think they are gone two other guys show up and take their place. Remember Jag? Remember the Bishop? Remember that heated argument we had about whether or not to shave our balls?

I have been around long enough to notice that the number of ladies we all consider our collective muse' stays about the same. Oh, some might shine for a while and then go away. Remember MelBaby? Remember Laney? If anyone could have gotten me to put up my pencil it was Laney. They are gone and others are here.

I have been around long enough to notice that we keep getting about one or two new guys a week that think we are a fuckin' concierge service. Now THAT pisses me off. It is MY Rolodex and they aren't fuckin' getting to see it.

I have been around long enough to notice that when someone leaves and comes back they notice that things might have changed. I personally am happy to have The Gater back and found no offense in her waxing eloquently about the good ole days.

I have been around long enough to notice that the more things change the more they stay the same.

So, to the douche bags past and present, the ladies we loved that are gone, the ladies we love that are here, the ladies we love that have come back, the newbies that haven't figured out how things work, the boy scouts with doughnut powder embedded in their five-o'clock shadow and even that 14 year old kid wanking in the shadows watching his hot MILF neighbor work in the garden in her bikini, I wish you all a wonderful Labor Day.

Play safe,

C3.

[QUOTE=BackJack;2606954]While I think you are a female provider impersonating a hobbyist. You are definitely weird. What monger does not like a good old BBBJ. I mean on the obt model scale she is probably a 10.[/QUOTE]That's actually the opposite. ChrissyPoo is a want to-be pimp, impersonating a hobbyist. And the TRUTH shall set you FREE!

Sorry for my rant, but I really get tired of hearing over and over and over again about trafficking in the US.

Girls are not trafficked in the US, they are pimped and if the police were serious about putting and end to it, they could within three months just like they could easily locate most of the illegals in the US.

If you want to see real trafficking, look at Barcelona, Spain. Here is a typical website.

[URL]http://en.apricots.es/girls-barcelona[/URL]

Organized crime has recruiters who go to the various countries, promise girls jobs, get them fake work visas, take their passports, get them hooked on drugs and rotate them through brothels. When they become too drugged out, they are put out on the street. Most of the girls sleep in the brothels some 12 - 20 on the floor in one room. The girls are expected to service all the gangsters and their friends, some who beat them. There is no out.

Instead of LE putting 20 cops on OBT and hanging out like frat boys, go undercover at the Amtrak train and bus terminals. Pimps love to recruit there. As for illegals, all immigration needs to do is hang around Home Depot or Lowes and pretend to be a contractor looking for workers. This is if LE was interested in doing their job instead of generating media hype to increase their budgets.

Bwaaa, what a fuckin tool, I got so under your skin you wrote me a fuckin diatribe and yet I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, lmfao what a clown, thanks for the laughs sissy boy.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2607018]So this is the latest garbage coming out of the TRAP. Slammbam you obviously know nothing about me or my posts because if you did, YOU would determine that I could give a rat's ass what you or anyone else thinks of me. You want to suck up to provider's? Fine! Just stay out of my way asshole! You don't like my posts, put me on ignore. I will not give you or any other nobody monger or provider ANY credibility! By me even mentioning your name slambam you will get many high fives and PM telling you how great you are for attacking me. You're a nobody to me and this will be my last post to you.

What's amazing is how everyone here hates me yet my name AND my posts are the most READ on this thread! You cocksuckers would still be talking about favorite restaurants if it weren't for me and the gentleman Montes! Your all losers with no life. You MONGERS wish you could say the shit I say! But you're to afraid of what the provider may think of you.

Pathetic! It takes special type of asshole to get me to always respond to a post. Unfortunately none of you fuckers are in that class! That spot is reserved for Camera3! By far the biggest douche bag in this city.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2607198]I have been around long enough to notice that we always seem to have two guys that hang around our literary club that provide little real intel and think their shit don't stink. They piss everybody off and seem to be OK with that. They tend to last a few months and then piss off Sonny and get permanently banned or just go away. Just about the time we think they are gone two other guys show up and take their place. Remember Jag? Remember the Bishop? Remember that heated argument we had about whether or not to shave our balls?

I have been around long enough to notice that the number of ladies we all consider our collective muse' stays about the same. Oh, some might shine for a while and then go away. Remember MelBaby? Remember Laney? If anyone could have gotten me to put up my pencil it was Laney. They are gone and others are here.

I have been around long enough to notice that we keep getting about one or two new guys a week that think we are a fuckin' concierge service. Now THAT pisses me off. It is MY Rolodex and they aren't fuckin' getting to see it.

I have been around long enough to notice that when someone leaves and comes back they notice that things might have changed. I personally am happy to have The Gater back and found no offense in her waxing eloquently about the good ole days.

I have been around long enough to notice that the more things change the more they stay the same.

So, to the douche bags past and present, the ladies we loved that are gone, the ladies we love that are here, the ladies we love that have come back, the newbies that haven't figured out how things work, the boy scouts with doughnut powder embedded in their five-o'clock shadow and even that 14 year old kid wanking in the shadows watching his hot MILF neighbor work in the garden in her bikini, I wish you all a wonderful Labor Day.

Play safe,

C3.[/QUOTE]On the bus goes round and roun. Thump. Sorry Sissy. Thump. Opps Montes. Keep bein a dick Sissy.

It appears Sissy Chrissy and Montes are finally getting together.

It's good to see he is going all out 4 this, It looks like he is taking this rendezvous very serious.

Chrissy, please let us know how it goes!!

Watch "01-Sissy Chrissy Make-over part 1" on YouTube.

[URL]https://youtu.be/ARa6ep2h0ZM[/URL]

Hat tip to blackjack.

Hey! Does anyone know Montes new handle?

Wow an Elsa reference, damn Jenna you are taking the "high road" sweets, glad to hear you ladies had fun, slamm.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2607093]Brunch was absolutely amazing, so I'm going to be like Elsa today and LET IT GOOOOOO! Lmao.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2607198][b]The more things change the more they stay the same[/b]
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So, to even that 14 year old kid wanking in the shadows watching his hot MILF neighbor work in the garden in her bikini, . . .
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[/QUOTE]I have it on good authority that it was actually Chrissy you speak of. Here is the letter he sent to Dr. Phil:

"[I]Dear Dr. Phil,
Chris5 here. I was watching my sister's next door neighbor sunbathing topless from my sister's bedroom window. As I was jerking off, I turned to notice my sister was just standing there, arms folded, watching me. Is my sister a pervert or what?[/I]".