Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Prof Man]If you got her voice message, George, does that mean you never talked to her? If you talked with her, how did you get a voice message? Doesn't make sense, really.

Any how, thanks for the phone number! I am sure you are throwing some business her way.

As for me, my experience with Denise was quite different. I saw her on Friday and again today and was very pleased both times. Her phone manner was a bit bubbly, maybe even chatty, but certainly not rude. And the massage itself was great. She gave me a long, and I must say delicious, massage at a reasonable rate. She was not a clock watcher, was pleasant, and certainly had me leaving her table in better shape than when I came in. Denise is not a full-service provider, so if that is what you are looking for you should move on to someone else. But she is good at what she does, a pleasant and decent person, and really doesn't deserve to be trashed here. Just my opinion.[/QUOTE]
Prof Man? Mmmmmm! This looks like a self review to me.

If any of us, like Prof Man and Dickisslick, found a good masseuse at a price they like with the extras that satisfied, then good for you guys. I think that's all any of us wants when we contact a masseuse vs. An escort or SW.

If Prof Man re-reads George's post, I think you'll find that he did NOT express conflicting remarks about the VM vs. Actual conversation. I read it this way: He spoke with her and she was rude (a most commonplace occurrence in the opinions of many members here). Now, if you call and simply listen to her voice message, which is what you get most of the time when calling her, you'll find that her message is also pretty abrasive, just as she can be when live on the phone.

The point isn't whether Denise can give a great massage with HE or not, it's that most guys cannot even get into that lovely home to experience what she can do. And PAY her for the experience!. Because she is so rude and obnoxious when you do call her. Whether she's a schizo, a manic-depressive, clairvoyant, has polar issues. Who cares!

A sales person first sells him/herself, then he/she can deal with providing the product or service to the buyer. I've tried numerous times over the past 2+ years to connect with her, and I've never had a positive experience. Always rude or clipped or condescending or even a hang-up! For THAT, she does deserve to be trashed on here. Reports are reports. If we want only a beautiful, happy, pleased-as-punch reporting system, then there is another pay-as-you-go site here in town.

Idea: Maybe we can solicit Dickisslick to set up appointments for us? Is that a possibility? Just trying to solve the unsolvable, Dick. I admire you for whatever je-ne-sais-quoi that you bring to a phone conversation. Somehow you got in, and Prof Man, too, I guess. But I'll have to content myself with Andrea, Debbie, Angel, Molly, Karen, Rachel, Susan, Christina, Angie, etc. That's about half of whom I enjoy here in town. And their phone skills range from bored to businesslike to "SO happy to hear from you again! " But you can always get in to see them in a reasonable fashion.

[QUOTE=Hose Nose]Prof Man? Mmmmmm! This looks like a self review to me.[/QUOTE]I will allow you to slander me in any way you see fit. I'm a big girl I can take it. You have issues with me which quite honestly you need to get over. I met you what once? 10 years ago. Some might suggest you move on. I will not allow you to say that a client of mine is fake. He is real and is a prof. he teaches at a College near by. Very nice man. New client. I also have a client that's a Dr.& a Lawyer & Oh should I go on? I do not care what you say about me. I'm am the kind of woman who will go to bat for my friends and to say that this man is not real well that's frightening to me. He wanted to say something nice about me. That's what this board is for. Not everything has to be negative. I feel very sorry for you that you have to go to such lengths to make yourself feel important. Set aside your bitterness and move on. I repeat you have not seen me in over 10 years or been to this home. Say what you want about me. But don not suggest MY client is a fake.You have your favorite Therapist. I just happen to be his & a few others. I refuse to let you steal my joy. However, I will defend a real living breathing kind man. You have a wonderful day.

I do like 4 hand massages. I've experienced massages with Dee and Linda, Sharon and Mellisa and now Sharon and Ann Marie. All massages have been outstanding and very relaxing. The latest massage with Sharon and Ann Marie had the added feature of being fun in addition to sensual and sexual. Normally everyone is very serious and uptight until they get to know you, not so with Ann Marie. Great personality in addition to a very talented mouth. If you've never experienced a 4 hand massage this would be a great team to begin with.

Old Moman

Really? So Prof Man is a new member to this board and in his very first post he is going to call-out another member? Also, he gets a massage on Friday and then again on Monday? Who does that in this economy, or ever?

Denise's grammar cracks me up. In her Smartiepanties post #1939 she writes "near by". In her Prof Man post #1935 she writes "any how". In her Smartiepanties post #1826 she writes "some times". Hey Denise, it's nearby, anyhow and sometimes. They are each one word, not two. A college professor would know how to spell "anyhow".

Let us all remember YMMV. Different strokes for different folks.

Just M2CW.

Have a good week.

B

I haven't seen any reviews on this Joy in Alton:

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/recent-grad-looking-for-new-clients/3617312[/url]

How is she? I'm looking primarily for a good massage. Looks like she works out of her home. Is it a safe area? Any feedback would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Stl Erotic]Really? So Prof Man is a new member to this board and in his very first post he is going to call-out another member? Also, he gets a massage on Friday and then again on Monday? Who does that in this economy, or ever?

Denise's grammar cracks me up. In her Smartiepanties post #1939 she writes "near by". In her Prof Man post #1935 she writes "any how". In her Smartiepanties post #1826 she writes "some times". Hey Denise, it's nearby, anyhow and sometimes. They are each one word, not two. A college professor would know how to spell "anyhow".[/QUOTE]Stl Erotic, you sound like you need a massage. Why get so worked up about all this? It really matters not one iota to me whether you think I exist or not, but I do find it interesting that you assume someone does not for the reasons you do. My first post was not chiefly to call-out another member but to let folks know that I had a radically different experience with Denise than you did. If you think that a minor typo such as an extra space in "any how" disqualifies someone from being a professor, then I'm afraid you know little about the conventions of chat board, professors, or the like. You certainly also know nothing about my schedule, circumstances or financial means. Regardless, I'm not sure why any of this matters. If you don't like Denise's phone manner, move on. I just reported that I saw her twice and enjoyed both times. Life goes on.

[QUOTE=Stl Erotic]Really? So Prof Man is a new member to this board and in his very first post he is going to call-out another member? Also, he gets a massage on Friday and then again on Monday? Who does that in this economy, or ever?

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It was so obvious it was a fake review it was laughable. BTW...does it bother anyone else that we have the "advertisers" posting comments on our member threads?

Scuuze.

[QUOTE=Chuck 37]Wanted to give this a bump. Just saw her for first time at her new place and it's as nice and clean as the last with more privacy. Great massage with happy ending as always, lots of playing with the boys, 65 for 45 min. If you need her number pm me.[/QUOTE] Just for eveyones attention. I have been a fan of this site for quite sometime 3-4 yrs now.

Really dislike the idea of my first report being negative. But rather think of it as a warning and a confliction.

Molly IS a very delightful attractive and sensual mature lady. Seen her numberous times at her CWE location. She was always fun, pleasant and gave me great pleasure. In turn I always treated with repsect, compensated her more that fair and did a number of personal favors for her.

But in the end to my great surpise and disappointment, DID NOT repay a loan I had made when she needed it most.

Still don't understrand it, actually hurt my feelings as well as my pocket book.

So I am just warning the rest of my fellow mongers to be careful in the area with her.

Quickdraw

[QUOTE=Zeplin]Just for eveyones attention. I have been a fan of this site for quite sometime 3-4 yrs now.

Really dislike the idea of my first report being negative. But rather think of it as a warning and a confliction.

Molly IS a very delightful attractive and sensual mature lady. Seen her numberous times at her CWE location. She was always fun, pleasant and gave me great pleasure. In turn I always treated with repsect, compensated her more that fair and did a number of personal favors for her.

But in the end to my great surpise and disappointment, DID NOT repay a loan I had made when she needed it most.

Still don't understrand it, actually hurt my feelings as well as my pocket book.

So I am just warning the rest of my fellow mongers to be careful in the area with her.

Quickdraw[/QUOTE]
The first rule of mongering: Never get personal with these people.

The second rule of mongering: Never get personal with these people.

As nice as most of these ladies are, they all seem to have issues. I believe it to be wise to keep this relationship at a pecker's length.

[QUOTE=Hose Nose]The first rule of mongering: Never get personal with these people.

The second rule of mongering: Never get personal with these people.

As nice as most of these ladies are, they all seem to have issues. I believe it to be wise to keep this relationship at a pecker's length.[/QUOTE]
I have in the past traded services with the ladies and it seems I get the short end of the deal. So now I build up a credit with them and then they can work it off. I did however build up a large credit (I owed them lots) with a massage palace in IL and they closed before they could use it up. Long time ago. My benefit.

Good rules to live by.

B

[QUOTE=Scuuze]It was so obvious it was a fake review it was laughable. BTW...does it bother anyone else that we have the "advertisers" posting comments on our member threads?

Scuuze.[/QUOTE]
Good reminder for them.

B

[QUOTE=Two Cents]I haven't seen any reviews on this Joy in Alton:

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/recent-grad-looking-for-new-clients/3617312[/url]

How is she? I'm looking primarily for a good massage. Looks like she works out of her home. Is it a safe area? Any feedback would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Doesn't she look a little like the Alton Jade from a while back but a little less weight.

B

[QUOTE=Buttho]Doesn't she look a little like the Alton Jade from a while back but a little less weight.

B[/QUOTE]Yes-that is Jade. Haven't seen her but she had been pretty active with extras.

Beemerguy