Massage Parlor Reports

A quick story from Ol Bubba this time. Went to Enchanted forest based on some recommendations I've seen here.

Was greeted at the door by a 10. Beautiful Latina. Bubba happy.

Go to my room and undress. Music extremely loud Arab stuff.

Door opens. Bubba expects Shakira again. Bubba gets 6 month pregnant girl named Dahlia. WTF? Bait and switch mexican style.

Anyway, I'm horny so I don't object. Quick lame massage and a flip. Starts the "do whacka do" I ask to see her with top off. She say's $20 more. Huh? I'm getting an upsell from a pregnant girl who is a 4 at best. She should be a checker at Fry's or something.

Then I ask. "How much for what your doing right now? " She says $80

Bam. I say stop stop stop. I get up and start getting dressed. No friggin way am I paying that kind of coin for this girl.

So, as I'm getting dressed I figure she would drop the price. She never did. Just watched me leave. Weird.

So, there you have it. If you guys get the girl who answered the door it would be worth the $80

47th ave and Maryland All hispanic Bubba out.

[QUOTE=Bubba1979]A quick story from Ol Bubba this time. Went to Enchanted forest based on some recommendations I've seen here.

Was greeted at the door by a 10. Beautiful Latina. Bubba happy.

Go to my room and undress. Music extremely loud Arab stuff.

Door opens. Bubba expects Shakira again. Bubba gets 6 month pregnant girl named Dahlia. WTF? Bait and switch mexican style.

Anyway, I'm horny so I don't object. Quick lame massage and a flip. Starts the "do whacka do" I ask to see her with top off. She say's $20 more. Huh? I'm getting an upsell from a pregnant girl who is a 4 at best. She should be a checker at Fry's or something.

Then I ask. "How much for what your doing right now? " She says $80

Bam. I say stop stop stop. I get up and start getting dressed. No friggin way am I paying that kind of coin for this girl.

So, as I'm getting dressed I figure she would drop the price. She never did. Just watched me leave. Weird.

So, there you have it. If you guys get the girl who answered the door it would be worth the $80

47th ave and Maryland All hispanic Bubba out.[/QUOTE]

Agreed with Bubba.
Was just there yesterday, except didn't even see the bait and switch. Just got a 45 year old looking caked on makeup looking clown with chunky heels toddling down the hall.
Was a good massage though, and the activities were all available, but I chose not to give a sympathy go at it...just enjoyed the massage. To top things off, as I walked out, glendale PD car was parked right in front, I just bailed.

To continue the adventure, I rolled over to the buckeye joint, cloud something on 85/apache.

Nice clean place, met by Jazmine?, face-6, body-5 attitude-6 friendly, and invited in, there's a changing room, where you are asked for $40, and then asked to put "all your stuff " in a locker, "except your cash". ... clue that more was avail.
got a 5 min massage, and on the turn, asked if anything else was needed...of course, asked for the menu:
.8-h
1.-h + full view
2.-body2bod
3.-fs

i only had 1.4 on me, and she gave me cbj+view. not great, got a towel out to cover the boys, and basically moaned a bit, and would only focus on the tip.
i was in and out in 25 min. Said she "used to work at enchanted forest"! and "AZTEC", but the "white guy was creepy". @ least she's on point with that!

weird thing is it's next to a church. Asked if any other girls, and she said "since we're new, not too many"...yeah.

[QUOTE=Bubba1979]A quick story from Ol Bubba this time. Went to Enchanted forest based on some recommendations I've seen here.

Was greeted at the door by a 10. Beautiful Latina. Bubba happy.

Go to my room and undress. Music extremely loud Arab stuff.

Door opens. Bubba expects Shakira again. Bubba gets 6 month pregnant girl named Dahlia. WTF? Bait and switch mexican style.

Anyway, I'm horny so I don't object. Quick lame massage and a flip. Starts the "do whacka do" I ask to see her with top off. She say's $20 more. Huh? I'm getting an upsell from a pregnant girl who is a 4 at best. She should be a checker at Fry's or something.

Then I ask. "How much for what your doing right now? " She says $80

Bam. I say stop stop stop. I get up and start getting dressed. No friggin way am I paying that kind of coin for this girl.

So, as I'm getting dressed I figure she would drop the price. She never did. Just watched me leave. Weird.

So, there you have it. If you guys get the girl who answered the door it would be worth the $80

47th ave and Maryland All hispanic Bubba out.[/QUOTE]Agreed with Bubba.

Was just there yesterday, except didn't even see the bait and switch. Just got a 45 year old looking caked on makeup looking clown with chunky heels toddling down the hall.

Was a good massage though, and the activities were all available, but I chose not to give a sympathy go at it. Just enjoyed the massage. To top things off, as I walked out, glendale PD car was parked right in front, I just bailed.

To continue the adventure, I rolled over to the buckeye joint, cloud something on 85/apache.

Nice clean place, met by Jazmine?, face-6, body-5 attitude-6 friendly, and invited in, there's a changing room, where you are asked for $40, and then asked to put "all your stuff " in a locker, "except your cash".. Clue that more was avail.

Got a 5 min massage, and on the turn, asked if anything else was needed. Of course, asked for the menu:

. 8-h

1..h + full view

2..body2bod

3..FS

I only had 1. 4 on me, and she gave me CBJ+view. Not great, got a towel out to cover the boys, and basically moaned a bit, and would only focus on the tip.

I was in and out in 25 min. Said she "used to work at enchanted forest"! And "AZTEC", but the "white guy was creepy". At least she's on point with that!

Weird thing is it's next to a church. Asked if any other girls, and she said "since we're new, not too many". Yeah.

SG

[QUOTE=Bubba1979]A quick story from Ol Bubba this time. Went to Enchanted forest based on some recommendations I've seen here.

Was greeted at the door by a 10. Beautiful Latina. Bubba happy.

Go to my room and undress. Music extremely loud Arab stuff.

Door opens. Bubba expects Shakira again. Bubba gets 6 month pregnant girl named Dahlia. WTF? Bait and switch mexican style.

Anyway, I'm horny so I don't object. Quick lame massage and a flip. Starts the "do whacka do" I ask to see her with top off. She say's $20 more. Huh? I'm getting an upsell from a pregnant girl who is a 4 at best. She should be a checker at Fry's or something.

Then I ask. "How much for what your doing right now? " She says $80

Bam. I say stop stop stop. I get up and start getting dressed. No friggin way am I paying that kind of coin for this girl.

So, as I'm getting dressed I figure she would drop the price. She never did. Just watched me leave. Weird.

So, there you have it. If you guys get the girl who answered the door it would be worth the $80

47th ave and Maryland All hispanic Bubba out.[/QUOTE]I've been there 4-5 times. It's a hit or miss. The best experience I had was with Amy. A pretty girl who practically speaks no English (just the way I like them :) I saw her 3 times. The first 2 times I paid 40 for half and 20 for HE (topless). The last time she asked for 60 (same service) to which I said hell no! I left her a 40 and walked away.

[QUOTE=Westinghouse]Agreed with Bubba.

Was just there yesterday, except didn't even see the bait and switch. Just got a 45 year old looking caked on makeup looking clown with chunky heels toddling down the hall.

Was a good massage though, and the activities were all available, but I chose not to give a sympathy go at it. Just enjoyed the massage. To top things off, as I walked out, glendale PD car was parked right in front, I just bailed.

To continue the adventure, I rolled over to the buckeye joint, cloud something on 85/apache.

Nice clean place, met by Jazmine?, face-6, body-5 attitude-6 friendly, and invited in, there's a changing room, where you are asked for $40, and then asked to put "all your stuff " in a locker, "except your cash".. Clue that more was avail.

Got a 5 min massage, and on the turn, asked if anything else was needed. Of course, asked for the menu:

. 8-h

1..h + full view

2..body2bod

3..FS

I only had 1. 4 on me, and she gave me CBJ+view. Not great, got a towel out to cover the boys, and basically moaned a bit, and would only focus on the tip.

I was in and out in 25 min. Said she "used to work at enchanted forest"! And "AZTEC", but the "white guy was creepy". At least she's on point with that!

Weird thing is it's next to a church. Asked if any other girls, and she said "since we're new, not too many". Yeah.

SG[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the report on Cloud 9. Menu is much too pricey for me and the service doesn't sound very friendly but I still may stop by there to check things out.

Just a quickie here. Hit up Aztec after my debacle at "Not so Enchanted Forest. "

Was greeted by Teri again and she looked hot. Nice push up bra and hooters dying to be fondled.

Long story short, got a full nude massage with some actual tongue on the pecker action for $. Massage was supposed to be half but I got 45 or so.

A value. Met the girls after again. One of them was friggin hot, wish I got her name.

Man. I really like this place.

P.S. Got a funny one to tell about an AMP just don't have time right now. Its a long one.

[QUOTE=Phreddieruxpin]Thanks for the report on Cloud 9. Menu is much too pricey for me and the service doesn't sound very friendly but I still may stop by there to check things out.[/QUOTE]anytime man,

Hey let me know if anything better pops up there.

Also sorry for the double post earlier, didn't see it appear, and browser said I was logged out, so I re-did it.

Stopped by the old reliable...left pleased.

Wanted to see the new girl...described as petite. She was in session. Negotiated a warm up with an old favorite followed by a full session with the new girl. Had planned on tipping the old favorite anyway...just for negotiating with the new girl as she has done in the past. Spent just a bit more than planned, yet basically got a discount on a two-fer.

Fantastic massage and warm up followed by a complete session with the newbie. She really enjoyed herself (as much as I did, if not more).

The guy at the desk poses no problem for me...he lets me view the full line up before choosing and even lets me negotiate the tips via his top assistant prior to the sessions.

Good massage and stress relief that was needed.

[QUOTE=Duneslider6969]Bubba, thanks for all the good reports.

Saw CeCe a couple days ago. Would alway see apple when she was working there but wanted to try CeCe after reading your good report. But I have to give Her a two thumbs down. I like full service all the way, so I am only commenting on that part of the deal. She is a no, no girl. No touching the kitty, no touching my own willy. If I touched it she would clean off the condom. Mish only. Kept top on. Will not repleat. Apple is working down the road on Alma. Foot massage next to Aloha Kitchen. One thing she did know how to do good was the hand thing. Slow and easy. But I am looking for something else.

Good luck out there.[/QUOTE]I too stopped by the No-Name Massage and saw CeCe. I have to admit she is a real cutey but one can see cute girls anywhere. It was one of the worst massages ever. A big upsell and the HE wasn't so happy.

[QUOTE=TylerPerelli]Stopped by the old reliable...left pleased.

Wanted to see the new girl...described as petite. She was in session. Negotiated a warm up with an old favorite followed by a full session with the new girl. Had planned on tipping the old favorite anyway...just for negotiating with the new girl as she has done in the past. Spent just a bit more than planned, yet basically got a discount on a two-fer.

Fantastic massage and warm up followed by a complete session with the newbie. She really enjoyed herself (as much as I did, if not more).

The guy at the desk poses no problem for me...he lets me view the full line up before choosing and even lets me negotiate the tips via his top assistant prior to the sessions.

Good massage and stress relief that was needed.[/QUOTE]Well I stopped by there after reading the above report opted for 3o min massaged it was very good but the cost for what was on the menu FS $$ little to much for me. I ended opting out an gave a $30 tip. Now how do you guys great these great deals? I missed the early years 2000, a great year.

Malibu has LE crawling all over this morning. No details yet

Had a wonderful visit with Yoko this week. I believe she is still the only therapist at this place.
Great massage and a really sweet attractive girl.

Usual rates for a great massage.

DN

[QUOTE=Phreddieruxpin]Has anyone visited this spot recently on 59th & Greenway? I'm a west sider and I drive by it all the time but never partook. Any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I was there about 6 months ago. $40 for 1/2, and $.6 for HE. Fair massage by tall, skinny "5", and rushed HE. I won't go back to same provider, but might try again if different provider.

Did my first visit to Aztec and wasn't disappointed. Didn't get the lineup but the girl that took care of me was great. Opted for the full hour and Vicki spent only a few minutes on the massage before getting down to business. (We know AMPs typically spend 75% of the time on the massage before having any fun.)

Vicki was about 5'5", nice body, HUGE rack. Very enthusiastic participation in several different activities for $.4. Funny thing is she seems to avoid the "O" but I guess she enjoyed a couple with me. She gave me a lot of grief for doing that to her.

Simply one of the best values in the Valley. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Night Flh]Well I stopped by there after reading the above report opted for 3o min massaged it was very good but the cost for what was on the menu FS $$ little to much for me. I ended opting out an gave a $30 tip. Now how do you guys great these great deals? I missed the early years 2000, a great year.[/QUOTE]

Being a regular, they don't start as high as they used to when quoting. Also, I now often negotiate prior to the session. However, I suggest you counter with half of what they ask and barter from there. As you can see, Redrocks had fun at $.4 versus your quote of $$. My rule is to never leave the car with more than $$.