Say it ain't so Johanna/Nikki
[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]After being teased with prime rib, I ended up settling for bologna.[/QUOTE]LOL, nice. We all know that feeling, and the opposite one when you hunt and hunt and pass up the bologna only to come across a fine rare piece of prime rib when you'd just about given up hope. If the prime rib turns out to be as tasty as it looks those are the moments that make all the time and money involved in this hobby worthwhile. Unfortunately when the prime rib turns out to be dry and tasteless.... well, see below.
[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]Finally ended up with Johanna, or Nikki, or whatever the hell she's calling herself. I could tell shortly after she got in the car it was going to be mediocre. We did FS, but she was ridiculously tired, unresponsive and lifeless. If you have a thing for necrophilia, it would've been perfect for you but I thought it was a lame date. She's attractive but you have to catch her at the right time. I clearly didn't. That's 2 strikes with her, looks notwithstanding. Cute only goes so far.[/QUOTE]I'm not mongering K much lately but Johanna (or Nikki) is certainly highest on my list to do but I haven't seen her yet. I hope she's not starting to think she can just lay there and guys will hand her whatever she asks for. I've seen that act before from younger, good looking SWs. In fact as a few of us have commented, way too many of the hottest SWs are lousy performers. Same thing with civilian women. If they're not quite that hot they know they got to make up for it w/ attitude and performance. Plenty of examples on the Ave of that.
BTW, excellent, interesting, and detailed report.
A little further explanation of the downward spiral
[QUOTE=CookyJar]In my book, cute ain’t shit. Cute only pisses me off, if the service is bad. I’ve been with Niki four or five times, at least. Each experience was good. But, that was then and this is now. Maybe the street is getting to her. Maybe, like you said, she was tired and you got her at a bad time.......
Just a few questions: Was this a car date or at a notel? Did she seem high, maybe on downers? Was she dupe sick? You said, "2 strike with her," does that mean you’ve had two bad dates with her? I’ve never known her to be out that late. I also happen to know she has been going through hell now that she is off of CraigsList. None of that matters – if the service is bad, it’s bad and that’s all to it.
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I realized after I posted that the report would probably raise some further questions about Johanna/Nikki. I've been with her 6 times total. Two of those occasions, I've "shared" her with other mongers; I had been with her twice before those.
Both of my initial go-rounds with her were BJs only, and she's generally OK with that. Not great, but a little above average. The first time after that was with 2 other guys splitting the costs and getting a room. That was fun, she was fun - but it was arranged so that she'd do her business and make sure she wasn't sick first. Even that time, however (and I'm not saying this to brag but to gripe, and witnesses will back me up here) she was complaining a little about my size but at least she dealt with it. The time after that Davey had picked her up and brought her over to my place. That time, I paid for FS but had to settle for a BJ after she complained once again about my size causing her too much pain. Personally I have a feeling it had more to do with the plethora of dick she'd been taking over the last couple of days leading up to that night when she was wacked out of her mind on pills than it did with me. That was the first negative experience.
Did a car date after that, FS. Bleh. Eye candy, tight pussy, but otherwise lifeless. That time she was admittedly dope sick. Also, it was at this time I began to suspect we just had no chemistry. So, I probably should've known better on Sunday, but she looked too cute to pass on considering the slim pickings.
When she got in the car, I could tell she was tired. She said she had a bad weekend, and someone had set fire to her clothes, leaving her with pretty much nothing. She also mentioned some other catastrophe which had recently befallen her which I presently forget. I don't think she was dope sick - quite the opposite, I think she was still high. Her words were frequently slurred, her movements uncoordinated. As discussed in my previous report, she was more or less immobile, although she did make a little noise once in a while. Afterwards, she said "at least I could take it this time", which, while true, is about all you can say about the experience. Personally, I'd rather have a girl who can get into it, or at least work it, not just take it.
I know there are those who have had a lot of good experiences with her, and I don't have anything against her per se, just an issue with her poor track record with me. She's one of the prettier girls working the K, but I wouldn't go there again unless I was horny as hell and had no other options. I think she's overall sliding downhill fast, and will be in the "whatever happened to" category before you know it. My opinion only.
YMMV.
Re: A little further explanation of the downward spiral
[QUOTE=CookyJar] I hate hearing that a monger wasted his money, especially on a girl I highly recommended.
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Thanks Dark Phoenix. Nice reports with plenty of good info. I feel a little better knowing that my impression of her wasn’t that far off.
[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]
…That was fun, she was fun - but it was arranged so that she'd do her business and make sure she wasn't sick first.
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She can be a lot of fun. I believe all of my dates with her were when she was at the top of her game. When she is up – she is down for anything and she is lots of fun. She’s pretty much told me this herself. It you catch her on a good day, she’ll do anything.
[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]
…she was complaining a little about my size.
YMMV.[/QUOTE]
If I might offer a suggestion? Go to “BJs,” (The big warehouse store) and invest in an extra large economy size tube of super glide KY Jelly. (And while you are there you might want to purchase a SuperSized order of the 30/40 wt specially lubricated Wilt Chamberlain custom made condoms.) LOL
CookyJar
