Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1229916]1. RTFF before asking questions.

2. Use the "search thread" option.

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From now on, do your homework and pull your weight.

3. If you have a question about something that was posted 9 months ago, send a PM to the author.[/QUOTE]Newbie, I said the first one's free, and I'm keeping my word. Try this:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3960-Escort-Reports&p=771973&highlight=connie#post771973[/url]

I know some might say RTFF but I am not looking for a review on anyone in particular but a recommendation on anyone you might have enjoyed a couple of hours of time.

I will be in Leesburg house sitting from Sunday. Wednesday and would like to have an incall experience that is exceptional. Yes, the friends I am sitting for encouraged me to have this private party so it is not done behind their backs.

If anyone has a special lady young (of legal age) that is willing to visit me in Leesburg on afternoon, please PM me.

I like them legally young, slend / athletic, cute, petite and tanned. Latinas are a first choice but real latinas, with accent, some english is ok, I also like thai, Chinese and other asians or a good natured American lovely. (I am not much into the Estern Europeans).

I anyone can point me in the right direction or provide me a contact, please PM.

Thanks for your time.

[QUOTE=IWalkInPubs;1229419]Thinking of Connie, let me know what the deal is?[/QUOTE]You talkin to me or just in general?

I saw an ad for Elizabeth on CV and decided to go for it. Required light screening. Communication by text brought me in for a landing in a condo complex not far from TC. Directed to a parking space, then a building and room number.

I got the door. And all I can say is EB knows what customer service is all about. From start to finish, one of the best experiences ever. Started with a hot assisted shower with a little BB teaser sampling of the goods on her part, and this before any currency was discussed ($$$ BTW, and I got my money's worth).

She's a hot Thai, pics are available on her ads and website and they are accurate. D's are manufactured, cute face completes the picture. Fresh and clean, knows how to move, and either enjoys her job or is a damn fine actress. Either one deserves props.

I might need another job to finance this particular habit. PM me if you need more details, but you should be able to find her pretty easily.

[QUOTE=War Monger 808; 1253706]I saw an ad for Elizabeth on CV and decided to go for it. Required light screening. Communication by text brought me in for a landing in a condo complex not far from TC. Directed to a parking space, then a building and room number.

I got the door. And all I can say is EB knows what customer service is all about. From start to finish, one of the best experiences ever. Started with a hot assisted shower with a little BB teaser sampling of the goods on her part, and this before any currency was discussed ($$$ BTW, and I got my money's worth).

She's a hot Thai, pics are available on her ads and website and they are accurate. D's are manufactured, cute face completes the picture. Fresh and clean, knows how to move, and either enjoys her job or is a damn fine actress. Either one deserves props.

I might need another job to finance this particular habit. PM me if you need more details, but you should be able to find her pretty easily.[/QUOTE]I concur in WM808's assessment. Elizabeth is simply amazing!

Decided to break my AMP habit by going for one of the Condo clubs. Thanks to a couple generous seniors I had maybe 7 different phone numbers in my hand. Tried the one with the most recent add in the City Paper and quickly got directions to a highrise off Lee Highway. This is in Arlington, not Tysons or Falls Church, so I will refer to as ACC. There was a little delay getting buzzed in as the phone outside did not work. Anyway, once inside it was a short walk to the apartment where I was greeted by a typical AMP girl: 35+, OK face, excellent bolt-ons, but looks like she's had a couple kids with the belly to prove it. Overall the package did not turn me on and I should have walked out. But somehow I never do this.

Once we got into it, her enthusiasm wasn't any better than her looks. After an unskilled lotion rubdown, I tried to negotiate BBBJ. Either she wouldn't do it or thought I wanted BBFS. Her english was not good. We ended up with brief CBJ and uninspired CFS. Started missionary but then I put her on top. After some uninspired ACG she got off me and we ended with DS. Felt like I did most of the work.

I left after maybe 30 minutes thinking I need to get out of this game or go up in price and looks. Either the budget or the little man will decide that one.

It was a complete waste. She did have fabulous tits.

For what it's worth I put her into TER: 178276

[QUOTE=Yoyo Spa; 1255288]Decided to break my AMP habit by going for one of the Condo clubs. Thanks to a couple generous seniors I had maybe 7 different phone numbers in my hand. Tried the one with the most recent add in the City Paper and quickly got directions to a highrise off Lee Highway. This is in Arlington, not Tysons or Falls Church, so I will refer to as ACC. There was a little delay getting buzzed in as the phone outside did not work. Anyway, once inside it was a short walk to the apartment where I was greeted by a typical AMP girl: 35+, OK face, excellent bolt-ons, but looks like she's had a couple kids with the belly to prove it. Overall the package did not turn me on and I should have walked out. But somehow I never do this.

Once we got into it, her enthusiasm wasn't any better than her looks. After an unskilled lotion rubdown, I tried to negotiate BBBJ. Either she wouldn't do it or thought I wanted BBFS. Her english was not good. We ended up with brief CBJ and uninspired CFS. Started missionary but then I put her on top. After some uninspired ACG she got off me and we ended with DS. Felt like I did most of the work.

I left after maybe 30 minutes thinking I need to get out of this game or go up in price and looks. Either the budget or the little man will decide that one.

It was a complete waste. She did have fabulous tits.

For what it's worth I put her into another site: 178276[/QUOTE]Call back and let them know you did not enjoy the time and money spent! They are VERY receptive to call backs both good and not so good. Call them back right now!

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1255333]Call back and let them know you did not enjoy the time and money spent! They are VERY receptive to call backs both good and not so good. Call them back right now!

JJ[/QUOTE]Thanks SB. I'm thinking sexy college co-ed next round.

I did mean to write "It was NOT a complete waste. She had fabulous tits."

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Any info on this one?[/QUOTE]30 seconds of using the resource called G00GLE would show a junk site with a different name and TinEye shows the pic was stolen. Go ahead and TOFTT and report back your findings.

I'll be gentle, but you'll want to get some lube because the other guys are going to be rough. If it looks to good to be true, it probably is. If you want a hot porn star or centerfold they AREN'T going to advertise on backpage.

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Any info on this one?[/QUOTE]The path to enlightenment herein is:

1. RTFF.

2. RTFF.

3. RTFF.

4. Try one and POST your experiences at least a few times and then.

5. RTFF.

6. RTFF.

7. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Got it?

Get it!

JJ

Condo in Sterling, operated by FCCC MMS (thanks for the tip AC). Fixed fee $.6 / hr. Provider 'Niko, ' 35, half Japanese and half Chinese. Mildly attractive in face and body.

She was forthcoming, told me about herself openly (born in Japan, lived there till she was 5 when her mom died, moved to Taipei) and gave me a good firm massage. Hugged and cuddled with a gentle touch, didn't avoid eye contact.

But once the preliminaries were over, the limitations kicked in; no kissing, no oral (in either direction) , don't touch the back door. That left CFS, which was fine for what it was. She pretended to climax from it, from my limited knowledge of female physiology that is very rare, I think it was an act. Afterwards she laid down with me and chatted a bit, then struck a sour note by saying time was up.

I had looked at the time on my mongerphone and even said it out loud when I arrived. When she said time was up, I looked again; exactly 56 minutes had passed. Any illusion that she was enjoying my company crumbled. I was as cheery as possible and hugged her as I left, but it felt like the bum's rush.

Recently a woman friend who knows nothing about this hobby said to me, I suppose these girls do whatever you want; as in, you get your freak on to your heart's content. Would that that were the case.

Niko said she is leaving tomorrow for L. A. Asked if she's coming back; she shrugged. I always wonder about how free these condo providers are and what obligations they have to their bosses, but there are only so many questions you can ask.

So rumor had it that there would be new blood in town, called my contact to the FCCC and it was confirmed that a new girl was indeed in town. Anna. Asked for a description of Anna and measurements, etc. Was given the "oh she's very good and nice." (I've been there, and heard that.) Left work early, stopped by the ATM and picked up some snacks at a local deli. (more details on this later)

Arrived at the location, a high rise off Rt 50, and called back to MMS. Was told to wait only 5 min, (seemed like forever whenever you're asked to do that). Finally got a call back, made it to the room, clean, somewhat quiet. Met Anna. 5'3" Chinese, about 100 lbs, petite all over, no 'baby-got-back ass', and okay looks. English was better than the others at this FCCC. Not overly impressed so far. Was lead down the short hallway, and noticed 1st room was closed. (Hmm. Very odd I thought.) She closed the door behind me when we entered the 2nd room, immediately asked for the house fee (.80) I asked if we were alone, she said her friend was in the other room, Sophia, with another client. I completely was not comfortable with that, and I had bad vibes all around. If it was a typical massage parlor, spa, or your typical AMP, it would have been different, but it was NOT happening for me that day.

Furthermore, I was not completely impressed with Anna when I first met her. She seemed aloof and very mechanical. I handed her the snacks I picked up from the deli, used it as a diversion and as a 'thank you for your time, ' and told her I would like to reschedule. Told also her I wasn't comfortable with other clients there. I started to leave and she asked me to call MMS to tell her what happened. I did and MMS apologized and said,"it won't happen again for me." MMS also told me new girl will come soon (no pun intended). I didn't ask when but I'll check back in a week or two.

All-in-all, not a complete loss.

Deli snack. $6. 00, gathered some intel for the team. Priceless, and I'm. 80 + tip richer for the next adventure.

Be safe and be nice to the ladies.

-AC

A Thai provider named Elizabeth Moore was recommended to me by PM. $$.6 / hr, could that be worth it? Only one way to find out. Registered on her website and got screened (using mongerphone and monger e-mail address). Finally she says OK, we set up appointment at condo near TC.

On the toll road, traffic is bad, I think I can just make it on time, then I miss the fucking exit and find myself in Reston. Turn around, call her, concerned that it will be rushed if she's got another client booked for later. After I tell her I'm going to be late, call is cut off, I call again, no answer. Leave message, give up, mission aborted. Ain't life grand.

I get off at Route 7, having paid four frickin tolls. Fortunately this is monger terrain. TCTC or the fruity AMP? I decide to go Thai. Fixed fee $$. Provider is 'Dawn, ' says she's 23 but I doubt it, cute, full breasts, a bit heavy in the midsection, minimal English. She's talkative, bubbly, has the whole routine down, tells me what to do every step of the way like she's done this a hundred times. She comes in the shower and washes me (yay) but won't let me wash her, tells me to lie down on the bed while she takes a shower (boo). Massages me, lets me massage her and DATY briefly, says she's 'sensitive' down there, BBBJ, covered CG. She pretends to climax, but it's just as rehearsed as the rest of the drill. I am so disappointed with the rush job and the acting I tell her straight out she is a liar, but she doesn't seem to understand. I lie there cursing to myself.

She gives me more perfunctory massage to fill out the hour, we get to chatting. This part was pleasant, she says she came over here of her own free will, her family is in Bangkok, she was a hairdresser there, she wants to get married and have a family. Says most of her clients are married but won't admit it. I tell her if she doesn't believe me that I'm not, she can come over to my house any time. 'I scared! ' Understandable. She punches her digits in my mongerphone, we both save to contacts, she says she's rotating to Chicago soon but 'will come back. ' I tell her I'm going to hold my breath, she has no idea what I'm talking about.

From time to time during this experience, I heard other female voices in the place. Not a big deal, it's a large apartment. When she ushers me out, I see a couple of other young women sitting on the floor in the living area. Wish I had asked to be introduced so I could check them out, but I didn't think of it fast enough.