Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jackburtonpce]Gentlemen,

I recently moved into the area, and after RTFF, wanted to introduce myself and contribute.

Although it is typically out of my way, work brought me near KYOTO last week and I thought I would drop in. As other fellow pilgrims have mentioned one nice thing about this place is that it is in a nondescript office building, and the entry allows you to go into a entry chamber and then ring the bell so you are not standing around outside like a rube.

Anyway, after taking care of the standard. 7 entry fee a girl named Lisa came in. I would say she has a few extra pounds, but has a nice shape. Probably 30ish (but I admit to being bad at that sort of thing), and altogether a nice package. After a nice shower.- standing up, but then I prefer the standing showers personally), and a nice massage it was time to flip over. She was in to plenty of hand roaming, NE, SE, and we ended 69. Very nice experience. Left $. 0 for a tip. The rooms are OK. I would say they do look like they are kept clean, but are simply older. I am guessing the management isn't keen on rehabing the space for them as they might be if it were say. A law office.

Recommended.

JB[/QUOTE]Newb to the forum, but not to the scene. WTH is "NE, SE? I'm thinking NorthEast SouthEast but, I think that can't be right LOL. Feel free to PM.

Visited the joint on near the new Costco in Elkridge, used to live near there. Never been a good place, still isn't. Attendant was large and in charge, and asking for much bigger tip than standard, especially for her age and physique. Beatch, I'm not here to pay for your McDonald's habit! WTF

Without giving up too many details I'll just say that I was shown to a room by Kelly and then introduced to Fong. Very pretty with a great figure, nice thin waste and a great bottom. Fong gave a great rub down, not as soft as I prefer but very relaxing. Again I will leave out details but say that I left with a huge smile. I am beginning to believe that too many details on this board may cause trouble for the massage providers. As mentioned in a previous post by E. Dude, "take care of this one".

[QUOTE=Newbie]Without giving up too many details I'll just say that I was shown to a room by Kelly and then introduced to Fong. Very pretty with a great figure, nice thin waste and a great bottom. Fong gave a great rub down, not as soft as I prefer but very relaxing. Again I will leave out details but say that I left with a huge smile. I am beginning to believe that too many details on this board may cause trouble for the massage providers. As mentioned in a previous post by E. Dude, "take care of this one".[/QUOTE]

Good review Newbie. Clearly you're not the typical newbie as you actually gave thought about what is appropriate vs. what could potentially cause trouble. Keep it up!

Now if only the guys on the DC board ([b]New Cruiser[/b] comes to mind immediately) were as insightful...

Hello everyone,

First of all just want to say thank you, I’ve been reading the reviews for a couple months now, visited some of the places that some of you impartially have made (will explain that some other time), but I would like to taste some other type of food I. E. American or Mexican, have no complains about my kun pao chicken but every now and then my stomach ask for something else, do you guys know of any other ethnic restaurants around the area.

Cannot second the Most Excellent Dude's recommendation of Yummi @ JNW. She was rushed and preoccupied, and felt like the visit had ended even before it had started.

Found myself at 1202 york rd. About 10 Friday night. Ms kelly greeted me at the door. Nice looking lady. Gave her the 7. 00 for the masage and led to a room. She asked if I'd been there before, I said no but I been to JNW and JHH. I guess she wasn't comfortable with that. She said that the other lady was busy and if she was okay. I said I was hoping she would take care of me. I got comfy and she returned about 5-10 min later. She gave a light massage that felt good. On the flip I guess I was excited. She didn't say a thing, so I grabbed her hand and placed it on junior.

To cut a long story short. I left with a smile on my face. She said she hoped to see me again. I said I would return.

.7 house
$.00 tip

7,9,9

[QUOTE=Hetero Man]Found myself at 1202 york rd. About 10 Friday night. Ms kelly greeted me at the door. Nice looking lady. Gave her the 7. 00 for the masage and led to a room. She asked if I'd been there before, I said no but I been to JNW and JHH. I guess she wasn't comfortable with that. She said that the other lady was busy and if she was okay. I said I was hoping she would take care of me. I got comfy and she returned about 5-10 min later. She gave a light massage that felt good. On the flip I guess I was excited. She didn't say a thing, so I grabbed her hand and placed it on junior.

To cut a long story short. I left with a smile on my face. She said she hoped to see me again. I said I would return.

.7 house
$.00 tip

7,9,9[/QUOTE]

$170.00 for a handjob?
I'll bet she really does hope to see you again.


Bench

Decided to celebrate the economic stimulus at the Moo this weekend for a massage, and a massage. Finally got to see what everyone has been talking about Fong. Definitely a keeper. Hope she sticks around for awhile.

Massage #1 was great, and #2 was even better. Somewhere in between she might have lost her dress and bra.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude 9
Service 9.5

.7/.4

B.D.

Visited escape in Timonium yesterday. Greeted by a late 30s woman who provided the service. Paid house $. 00 for hour and $. 6 tip for mediocre tug. NOT WORTH THE TRIP!

Does anyone have any info on the spa at the corner of rt. 1 and 175 in elkridge? Looking to attend there this week

Thank,

Stoniey

Thought I'd log on to say hi to all.

[QUOTE=Stoniey]Does anyone have any info on the spa at the corner of rt. 1 and 175 in elkridge? Looking to attend there this week

Thank,

Stoniey[/QUOTE]

Historically, this has been, year in and year out, the gold standard of terrible spa experiences. I went two or three times a decade ago, and left once just disgusted. However, it has stayed in business, maybe it is better now.

You could always TOFFT?

[QUOTE=Stoniey]Does anyone have any info on the spa at the corner of rt. 1 and 175 in elkridge? Looking to attend there this week

Thank,

Stoniey[/QUOTE]

I've only been there twice, last time was many years ago. The location is in Jessup, not Elkridge. You might want to check on the Jessup board, there have been a few OK reports posted there.
Crazy Dick (So many Korean Women, so little money)

[QUOTE=Mademarked1]Visited escape in Timonium yesterday. Greeted by a late 30s woman who provided the service. Paid house $. 00 for hour and $. 6 tip for mediocre tug. NOT WORTH THE TRIP![/QUOTE]

Am I reading this right: 2.6 Bengies for a R&T???

If I walk into an AMP and get quoted 1.0 for the house, I know I'm getting jerked off, but in the wrong way. Then right back out the door I go.

I spoke with Kelly to set up an earlier appointment with Fong. Set the appointment for 9:30, was a little late due to traffic. Met by Kelly at the door, paid the .70 house fee for the hour and then Fong arrived. Very nice massage, one of the best I've had. Lots of sign language, her English is better than my Korean. Big smiles all around, PM for details.

Face: 8
Body: 8, great ass, I like 'em curvier up top
Attitude 9
Service 9.5

.7/.6

RR